Ya know, Mr. Potato Head probably thinks his ‘stache is chillin in his butt-compartment, and he’s gonna be pissed when he finds out this bitch sold it.
Oops, I dropped your favorite necklaces while moving and they all broke! Sorry girlfriend! (Now she can’t embarrass me by getting drunk and pretending to be Chuck Norris!)
@Candyann- don’t be a candy ass. Here at Regretsy, we say “shit,” and all the other damn hell bitch ass cusses, motherfucker! If you can’t take the fuckery, get out of the Regretsy.
She looks so sweet and shy. Just another innocent crafter posting her wares on Etsy. Completely unaware that her day would include pulling her listing. Some people can’t handle the snark.
Oh SlySevSteph I can take it. I just did not know and didnt want to be disallowed or banned for saying something I should I have no problem talking out of my ass about shit. How silly of you to ASSume
while the poopstache ring is awesome, i think we’re missing her greater creation: the nipple ring http://www.etsy.com/listing/38095535/nipple-cocktail-ring
wear one on each hand and you can cover an area that has been sadly neglected in the disguise ring department
Well, personally I think this ring is a great idea. Before when I robbed a bank, I had to go through all of the hassle of donning on a ski-mask or putting a nylon over my head. Have you ever tried to wear a ski-mask in a 110 degree heat as the First Bank of Palm Springs? It’s not pleasant. Now, I can walk in and quickly stick my finger under my nose and no one is the wiser.
Ah yes, Etsy’s Winter collection, from the fecal fads line, presents the Crapstacheo Ring, in bits of corn. Also available in chunks of carrot and smidgens of tofurky.
@chippy: Morbid curiosity is enticing me to click on the nipple ring link, but I fear that these two would be nipple-based. Freudian nightmares: now for sale on Etsy! (And by now, I mean always.)
Having to hold my finger up under my nose seems like a lot of work just to look like a goofball. I’m lazy AND smart – I’m sure I can find a better way.
Lol at waningestrogen. Just a couple of hours ago, I went to look at something on the floor. I thought a slug had come in and died, but wasn’t about to poke it at it (that’s the husband’s job). He inspected it.
Not a slug. A dried clingon from one of the cats.
If you’re going to wear a fake mustache on a ring, at least make it a Dali one.
January 18, 2011 at 9:35 am
why? seriously. what is the deal with these? Weren’t we over the moustache thing last year?
January 18, 2011 at 9:36 am
…and yes, it does look like a rather juicy turd.
January 18, 2011 at 9:36 am
What a piece of crap!
January 18, 2011 at 9:36 am
fucking hipsters! next thing you know, they’ll claim candy cigarettes as their own!
January 18, 2011 at 9:39 am
Welcome back, 2009.
January 18, 2011 at 9:41 am
A disguise that always requires the use of one hand? That’ll alienate her bank-robbing client base.
January 18, 2011 at 9:45 am
I’m just glad there isn’t a coordinating Cleveland Steamer necklace for sale.
January 18, 2011 at 9:46 am
“Hmmm… Smells like I’ve had my finger up my ass.”
January 18, 2011 at 9:48 am
damn.I forgot it was Mojanuary. It’s so under appreciated next to Movember. Damn.
January 18, 2011 at 9:48 am
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January 18, 2011 at 9:51 am
Oh, poo. The listing’s gone?!
January 18, 2011 at 9:51 am
Whew! She’s got more:
http://www.etsy.com/listing/57687841/extra-curly-mustache-ring?ref=sr_gallery_40&ga_search_query=moustache+ring&ga_search_type=handmade&ga_page=&order=&includes0=tags&includes1=title&filter0=handmade
January 18, 2011 at 9:53 am
I swear, my toddler used to do that (sans ring) to pretend she was daddy (who had a real mustache).
When a 3 year old does it, it’s funny.
January 18, 2011 at 9:54 am
I’m certain that underneath that finger and fake moustache is a glorious real moustache waiting to be free!
January 18, 2011 at 9:55 am
@16, Kitty, … and it’s purple.
January 18, 2011 at 9:56 am
and then of course there’s Baldrick’s slug balancing act in Blackadder Goes Forth:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Nux0QRMzZs
January 18, 2011 at 10:00 am
My sister is pregnant, and now I think I’ve found the perfect gift for her. Does it come in baby-shit green?
January 18, 2011 at 10:09 am
You all see this as a turd?
I’m from the currently-very-wet Pacific Northwest and it looks to me like she’s trying to snort a slug.
January 18, 2011 at 10:09 am
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January 18, 2011 at 10:10 am
…waste of a perfectly good tootsie roll, if you ask me
January 18, 2011 at 10:12 am
@17, Bill – I don’t want to think about what else she matches to her hair. Thanks!
January 18, 2011 at 10:18 am
“Take one step closer, and I’ll put my mustache ring under my nose and go Super Mario Brothers on you ass…”
January 18, 2011 at 10:29 am
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January 18, 2011 at 10:39 am
I’m just trying to be a better seller.
…My Name is Earl
January 18, 2011 at 10:43 am
“look, if i wasn’t going to smell your finger BEFORE…’
January 18, 2011 at 10:44 am
Ya know, Mr. Potato Head probably thinks his ‘stache is chillin in his butt-compartment, and he’s gonna be pissed when he finds out this bitch sold it.
January 18, 2011 at 10:46 am
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January 18, 2011 at 10:52 am
I’m sensing some duck face under that turdstache….
January 18, 2011 at 11:20 am
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January 18, 2011 at 11:27 am
For those who cannot get enough unattractive ceramic mustaches that will break if you drop them on the floor: THE MUSTACHE OF THE MONTH CLUB
http://www.etsy.com/listing/45801437/mustache-of-the-month-club
Oops, I dropped your favorite necklaces while moving and they all broke! Sorry girlfriend! (Now she can’t embarrass me by getting drunk and pretending to be Chuck Norris!)
His girlfriend is so behind the times.
January 18, 2011 at 11:35 am
@Candyann- don’t be a candy ass. Here at Regretsy, we say “shit,” and all the other damn hell bitch ass cusses, motherfucker!
If you can’t take the fuckery, get out of the Regretsy.
January 18, 2011 at 11:43 am
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January 18, 2011 at 12:17 pm
I seriously don’t get this trend. What’s the fun in pretending to snort a turd?
January 18, 2011 at 12:24 pm
Oh SlySevSteph I can take it. I just did not know and didnt want to be disallowed or banned for saying something I should I have no problem talking out of my ass about shit. How silly of you to ASSume
January 18, 2011 at 12:25 pm
* for saying somthing I should not have…..
January 18, 2011 at 12:42 pm
That’s gonna get caught on her glingers.
January 18, 2011 at 12:48 pm
Well, at least it’s not permanent like those fingerstache tattoos. ( http://2.bp.blogspot.com/__FBE0jRgkqw/SZLDQm4zxiI/AAAAAAAABMU/j0SyLU4KTp8/s1600-h/525083301_a603228daa_m.jpg ). This has the benefit of being able to be thrown in a drawer when people get tired of the trend or when everyone else tells them how lame they look for hanging onto a dying (dead?) fad.
January 18, 2011 at 12:53 pm
while the poopstache ring is awesome, i think we’re missing her greater creation: the nipple ring
http://www.etsy.com/listing/38095535/nipple-cocktail-ring
wear one on each hand and you can cover an area that has been sadly neglected in the disguise ring department
January 18, 2011 at 12:58 pm
@Candyann- it’s cool, I could tell you were a newbie and was just giving you a hard time
January 18, 2011 at 1:18 pm
Well, personally I think this ring is a great idea. Before when I robbed a bank, I had to go through all of the hassle of donning on a ski-mask or putting a nylon over my head. Have you ever tried to wear a ski-mask in a 110 degree heat as the First Bank of Palm Springs? It’s not pleasant. Now, I can walk in and quickly stick my finger under my nose and no one is the wiser.
January 18, 2011 at 1:23 pm
I smell a hipster…
January 18, 2011 at 1:24 pm
@ Holytape, I always love your comments!
January 18, 2011 at 1:48 pm
Ah yes, Etsy’s Winter collection, from the fecal fads line, presents the Crapstacheo Ring, in bits of corn. Also available in chunks of carrot and smidgens of tofurky.
January 18, 2011 at 2:43 pm
Gee, I was going to buy that. Such a shame that she pulled the listing.
January 18, 2011 at 3:00 pm
My turd mustache always used to fall off before I even made it out of the bathroom…now I don’t have to worry about losing it.
January 18, 2011 at 3:49 pm
A Hot Carl, A Rusty Trombone, A Dirty and/or Flirty Sanchez
Are there any I have missed?
January 18, 2011 at 4:07 pm
Wow did anyone see the nipple earrings? http://www.etsy.com/listing/38297459/nipple-earrings
January 18, 2011 at 5:22 pm
You have got to be shitting me!!
January 18, 2011 at 5:36 pm
Does it come with baby wipes to get the shit stains off your upper lip?
January 18, 2011 at 6:44 pm
@chippy: Morbid curiosity is enticing me to click on the nipple ring link, but I fear that these two would be nipple-based. Freudian nightmares: now for sale on Etsy! (And by now, I mean always.)
January 18, 2011 at 6:46 pm
Damn, I meant “these too.”. Talk about a Freudian slip.
January 18, 2011 at 6:48 pm
I meant mustache based! I throw in the towel. I blame mustache trend fatigue.
January 18, 2011 at 7:04 pm
I never understood this trend, and I doubt I ever will. Which probably means I’m officially a cranky old fart.
That said “Get off my internet, ya damn kid!”
January 18, 2011 at 7:46 pm
@ #20 waningestrogen
WIN!
January 18, 2011 at 7:58 pm
Having to hold my finger up under my nose seems like a lot of work just to look like a goofball. I’m lazy AND smart – I’m sure I can find a better way.
January 18, 2011 at 11:33 pm
Lol at waningestrogen. Just a couple of hours ago, I went to look at something on the floor. I thought a slug had come in and died, but wasn’t about to poke it at it (that’s the husband’s job). He inspected it.
Not a slug. A dried clingon from one of the cats.
If you’re going to wear a fake mustache on a ring, at least make it a Dali one.
January 19, 2011 at 7:43 am
My friend actually has a mustache tattoo on one of her fingers, so that she can do that….dumbest thing I’ve ever seen
January 19, 2011 at 9:23 am
Charlie Craplin
January 19, 2011 at 1:18 pm
I’m surprised she’s not sporting this ring with a pearl necklace.
January 19, 2011 at 4:03 pm
#60 Nico: You’re right. I’m lazy too… call me when she’s got one hanging from a jumpring that I can hook from my septum, then she might get a sale
March 1, 2011 at 6:17 am
http://www.etsy.com/listing/69058626/heart-stache-plush-mr-mcstache-mini?ref=cat1_gallery_15