I’m sure Jesus would have no problem with cashing in on his likeness in this way. After all, he was perfectly cool with those moneychangers in the temple and all.
I must have missed the part about Jesus getting his palm read by a little girl, in the Bible.
“The soothsayer sayeth to the Lord, “I seeith that Thou is goingst to have a big house with a swimming pool…right here” She then spitteth on to the Lord’s palm and the Lord cried, “SICK!” ” – Regretsy 4:20.
Why would she place the picture on that part of the jeans? No woman wants someone’s eye to be drawn to one of the widest parts of her body. Not even a miracle from Jesus could make that flattering.
Remember the 1995 subway chemical attack with sarin? Prob. not if you didn’t live in Japan back then, but I warn whoever buys this never to wear it in Japan, or else she will deeply regretsy.
Jimmie Walker, Texas Ranger
January 17, 2011 at 12:19 pm
At first glance I thought there was some random dude’s face peering over Jesus’ left shoulder. Maybe my brain just has trouble processing a fat-faced Jesus, I dunno. And why the hell is he chilling with Selphie from Final Fantasy 8? http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c306/rikusgirl_/FF8/selphie/serufi_koyo.jpg
I used to be a size 12 but I’m a petite. Do you know how random that is she bought a used pair of long size 12 jeans i mean come-on. how many people on etsy SEARCH for size 12 jeans???
It looks like the seller was attempting a side profile of Jesus’s face but couldn’t get the silhouette right so she added the other half at the last minute.
Based on my calculations, in order to fit comfortably into a pair of ladies size 12 long jeans the victim, er, buyer would have to be about 5’11″ tall and weigh something like 175 lbs. So she’s big enough to punch anyone who makes fun of her weird wardrobe artwork.
You know, if Jesus wasn’t such a nice guy, he could send cease and desist letters to these people who paint a white guy with a beard and long hair and call him Jesus.
Of course, then there’d just be a lot of ZZ Top and Allman Brothers jeans on sale.
#42, I agree with you completely. Jesus was JEWISH, people. Of course, if they actually painted him like he really looked, people would no doubt assume they were painting terrorists on jeans, and they’d be mobbed by angry tea-baggers.
I really like her ad that says she’ll paint your company logo on a pair of jeans. You can either use an old pair of hers or send your own. AWESOME! For only $85 I can have some cr*p painted on someone’s used jeans!
Pfft, I don’t know what you guys are talking about. There’s no more appropriate place for Jesus’ face than on a pair old used pants with a suspicious dark brown stain in the crotch.
January 17, 2011 at 9:35 am
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January 17, 2011 at 9:36 am
Jeansus Wept
January 17, 2011 at 9:37 am
For a minute there, I thought this was going to be one of those “I have a stain on my pants in the shape of Jesus” visions.
January 17, 2011 at 9:37 am
Just what every 12 year old girl needs – Jesus on her inner thigh.
January 17, 2011 at 9:37 am
What is that mannequin doing to that little boy?
January 17, 2011 at 9:41 am
Brian Welch approves of this abstinence aid.
January 17, 2011 at 9:46 am
Think she’ll do one with Flying Spaghetti Monster?
January 17, 2011 at 9:48 am
I’m sure Jesus would have no problem with cashing in on his likeness in this way. After all, he was perfectly cool with those moneychangers in the temple and all.
January 17, 2011 at 9:48 am
“These jeans are size 12 long Old Navy boot cut.”
Boot cut?? Heloooo! Jesus wore sandals. And I’m pretty sure He’s an Abercrombie kind a’ guy.
January 17, 2011 at 9:49 am
From a woman who also does advertisements on your butt. Classy.
January 17, 2011 at 9:53 am
Those would go well with my jesus sandals.
January 17, 2011 at 9:54 am
I must have missed the part about Jesus getting his palm read by a little girl, in the Bible.
“The soothsayer sayeth to the Lord, “I seeith that Thou is goingst to have a big house with a swimming pool…right here” She then spitteth on to the Lord’s palm and the Lord cried, “SICK!” ” – Regretsy 4:20.
January 17, 2011 at 9:56 am
made by someone who profoundly misunderstood the “Hole-y Jeans” joke
looks like Jesus needs to cut back on the starchy foods a bit here
January 17, 2011 at 9:57 am
Hmmm. In order for the wearer to show off Jesus on her pants, she’d have to sit like this:
http://www.corbisimages.com/images/67/054B06E7-6E24-4AE1-9FD9-044EB25ED6CC/42-15264456.jpg
January 17, 2011 at 10:01 am
#13: looks like Jesus needs to cut back on the starchy foods a bit here
WhyLikeThis, I was going to mention how he resembles Kevin Smith a bit
January 17, 2011 at 10:02 am
Recommended for your teenage daughter. Especially VBS camp.
January 17, 2011 at 10:03 am
Can I get a pair with Buddha on the ass?
January 17, 2011 at 10:04 am
These will look great with my Shroud of Turin infinity scarf.
January 17, 2011 at 10:06 am
How to make sure your teenage Daughter never dates, has sex or any friends that aren’t fried on Christ. Jesus Crispies!
January 17, 2011 at 10:06 am
I am not sure if Old Navy would ever pick these up but I can see something like this being at hit for the Walmart juniors department.
January 17, 2011 at 10:07 am
Why do I have “in the spotlight, losing my religion” running through my head?
I think this may have been what God meant when he talked against idols and graven images.
January 17, 2011 at 10:08 am
If only Jesus were painted on Pajama Jeans.
January 17, 2011 at 10:16 am
Jesus needs assorted varieties of dogs printed on that caftan.
January 17, 2011 at 10:35 am
These jeans would be far more Whimsicle if it were Buddy Christ painted on there with the “wink and point” directed at the girl.
January 17, 2011 at 10:37 am
I like it best when Jesus makes an appearance on my toast!
. . .no, wait — that’s not Jesus, that’s Hello Kitty. Thank you, Sanrio toaster! You make breakfast cute.
January 17, 2011 at 10:40 am
Okay fine, I’ll say it… did anyone else think the hand was… ‘something else’.
I feel so unclean and hot and prickly all of a sudden 0_o
January 17, 2011 at 10:40 am
The only way these jeans could be funnier is if they were a Jesus pair of winkers
January 17, 2011 at 10:43 am
And then there’s the pair with the definition of “hope” painted across the butt:
http://www.etsy.com/listing/57946280/hand-painted-hope-dove-jeans-6-petite?ref=v1_other_2
January 17, 2011 at 10:58 am
Why would she place the picture on that part of the jeans? No woman wants someone’s eye to be drawn to one of the widest parts of her body. Not even a miracle from Jesus could make that flattering.
January 17, 2011 at 11:24 am
Even with Jesus on my jeans, my mom still wouldn’t let me wear them to church. We’d hate to be blasphemous after all.
January 17, 2011 at 11:25 am
noooo the dude looks like this terrorist in Japan!
http://www.google.co.jp/images?hl=ja&q=%E9%BA%BB%E5%8E%9F&lr=lang_ja&um=1&ie=UTF-8&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&biw=1280&bih=565
Remember the 1995 subway chemical attack with sarin? Prob. not if you didn’t live in Japan back then, but I warn whoever buys this never to wear it in Japan, or else she will deeply regretsy.
January 17, 2011 at 11:34 am
looks like jesus is sporting an overbite
January 17, 2011 at 11:38 am
I used to cry because I had no shoes – then I saw Jesus on a pair of jeans with no feet.
January 17, 2011 at 11:49 am
WWJD?
He wouldn’t charge 85 bucks for used, Old Navy jeans with a picture of him in his chunky phase.
January 17, 2011 at 12:19 pm
At first glance I thought there was some random dude’s face peering over Jesus’ left shoulder. Maybe my brain just has trouble processing a fat-faced Jesus, I dunno. And why the hell is he chilling with Selphie from Final Fantasy 8? http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c306/rikusgirl_/FF8/selphie/serufi_koyo.jpg
January 17, 2011 at 1:04 pm
jesus seems to be wearing a snuggie. would they paint him on one of those instead?
January 17, 2011 at 1:14 pm
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January 17, 2011 at 1:46 pm
Lots of people did say Jesus was a hippie…
January 17, 2011 at 3:27 pm
All jokes aside, wouldn’t the paint wash off? If it didn’t wash off entirely, it would smudge and distort for sure.
Nice work, weird idea, but very impractical.
January 17, 2011 at 4:20 pm
I’ve always wanted a pair of Barry Gibb bellbottoms.
January 17, 2011 at 4:39 pm
It looks like the seller was attempting a side profile of Jesus’s face but couldn’t get the silhouette right so she added the other half at the last minute.
January 17, 2011 at 4:52 pm
“I wanted jeans of Jesus reading psalms, not someone reading Jesus’s palm.
I live in Calif and the Jesus’ here dont have that beard but will do a heck of a job on your lawn and yard…
January 17, 2011 at 4:58 pm
Based on my calculations, in order to fit comfortably into a pair of ladies size 12 long jeans the victim, er, buyer would have to be about 5’11″ tall and weigh something like 175 lbs. So she’s big enough to punch anyone who makes fun of her weird wardrobe artwork.
January 17, 2011 at 5:24 pm
You know, if Jesus wasn’t such a nice guy, he could send cease and desist letters to these people who paint a white guy with a beard and long hair and call him Jesus.
Of course, then there’d just be a lot of ZZ Top and Allman Brothers jeans on sale.
January 17, 2011 at 5:35 pm
After viewing this, I think I need to go cry and sing to myself…
“…That’s me in the corner
That’s me in the spotlight, I’m
Losing my religion”
January 17, 2011 at 5:46 pm
#42, I agree with you completely. Jesus was JEWISH, people. Of course, if they actually painted him like he really looked, people would no doubt assume they were painting terrorists on jeans, and they’d be mobbed by angry tea-baggers.
January 17, 2011 at 5:51 pm
Is that Brian Wilson?
January 17, 2011 at 5:56 pm
pplrdum: Abercrombie guy? Really? I never pegged him for an Axe-stinking trendy suburban douchebag.
January 17, 2011 at 5:58 pm
Hold on a minute….
Isn’t there a book of Levi in the Bible?
this seller may be on to something
January 17, 2011 at 6:21 pm
@Wilma Fingerdoo-My thoughts exactly!
January 17, 2011 at 6:23 pm
So basically, this painting teaches little girls that it’s ok to approach a strange man dressed as Jesus. I’m somewhat not okay with that.
January 17, 2011 at 6:58 pm
When wearing jeans, I picture Jesus wearing a Cheeto stained “I’m with Stupid” t-shirt
January 17, 2011 at 7:52 pm
Is it just me, or does Old Navy Jesus look like the Burger King’s younger brother?
January 17, 2011 at 8:20 pm
Dang Jimmie now I’ll have Elizabeth Smart nightmares. No more Regretsy before bedtime!
January 17, 2011 at 9:39 pm
I really like her ad that says she’ll paint your company logo on a pair of jeans. You can either use an old pair of hers or send your own. AWESOME! For only $85 I can have some cr*p painted on someone’s used jeans!
January 17, 2011 at 11:08 pm
Do you think if we sent her a pair of jeans, she’d paint a Goatse on the seat?
Oh, Regretsy how you have freed my warped little self.
January 17, 2011 at 11:50 pm
I now have total sympathy for those religions that forbid the graphic depiction of their dieties.
January 18, 2011 at 5:43 am
Well, Jesus Christ on a cracker.
January 18, 2011 at 9:26 am
Pfft, I don’t know what you guys are talking about. There’s no more appropriate place for Jesus’ face than on a pair old used pants with a suspicious dark brown stain in the crotch.
January 19, 2011 at 11:57 am
Is it me or does that little girl look like she’s about to give birth? This is making me very uneasy. Also, does Jesus have a cigarette in his mouth?
January 20, 2011 at 7:55 pm
congratulations the size and price of the jeans has dramatically narrowed down your buyer pool