Im more suprised they don’t want tenth doctors screwdriver, he was way cuter….
If you like Doctor Who you would have a preference… you don’t want to fantasize about first doctor by accident…ew..
Just when my girl parts thought it was safe to return….
Thank you, Dear Alchemy Requester – I’m now afraid of my dentist, my ob/gyn, my general practitioner, all handymen, school janitors and any TV medical drama actor.
@Buzzkill CGE Yes, you did. lol.
(The clip was brilliant, thanks.)
Clearly my fantasies are not specific or multiple-partnered enough…but I’ll still avoid the probe-looking sex toys.
Is anyone else uneasy about the thought of putting a highly-underpaid artist’s electric-current running creation in their nether regions? For thirty dollars I am imagining a hand mixer, duct tape and Christmas lights….
If there are people who makes dildos fashioned after animal dicks (both real and fantasy) and sparkly Twilight dildos, I’m sure there’s somebody who makes Doctor Who sex toys. But probably not for $30, or even $60, most likely.
It would be so perfect if this turned out to be the same person who requested the Star Trek buttplug. Add in a Stargate cock-ring and you can have a complete set of sci-fi sex toys. Jeez, and I always thought my nerd-ism knew no bounds…
I will humbly admit that I would enjoy a Tenth Doctor Sonic Screw”Me”Driver, preferably with the Tenth Doctor attached. Wait a minute…if David Tennant is there, I won’t need his sonic screwdriver.
I made one in my workshop. It’s $300 for the prototype. If you want it for $49.95, you can get it after I get my Chinese manufacturer to finish the first batch of 2500 units. If you want it for $30.00, as per your Alchemy request, you can buy it used at a flea market in about 2 years.
Okayyyyyyyyyyy. I have my share of sexual fantasies involving sci-fi characters, but they don’t involve screwdrivers, spaceships, guns, or a browncoat being lodged painfully up my cooch (or plugging my butt). They mostly involve, you know, the *characters.*
And have none of these people heard of the Magic Wand?
I’m honestly surprised one of these doesn’t exist. Obviously not an officially licensed one, as it’s a family show on the BBC for chrissake, but seriously.
Oh, as a long-time Dr. Who fan (and by long-time, I mean starting with Three and working my way through Seven, then taking up again with Nine), I can guarantee you it already exists.
That said, I’d sooner have Five. Not his sonic screwdriver, just Five. And I’d be willing to pay extra if they could throw in Turlough (I like my men rude and ginger).
Just as I was iffy on the idea of a handmade Lava lamp, I’m not certain I’d trust a handmade vibrating device that’s a light-up replica of a sonic screw driver made by someone willing to take only $30 for it.
If you spend less than $30 on a machine-made vibrator, at worst you run the risk of it breaking 10 minutes after you take it out of the packaging.
This person has either never bought a vibrator, or actually wants harm to come to their genitals.
Things that we do not want a bargain price on should definitely include anything intended to go in a vag! Just like plastic surgery, you get what you pay for (Courtney Love, anyone?)
I plead the fifth on any Whovian fantasies that may or may not include the ninth doctor and mickey… what? I’m dirty…
Vibrator + stickers and a Sharpie to make some gizmo designs + duck tape on a mini light from a convenience store keychain. Done. If you want it to play music, light up like a disco bal, purr like a kitten and be microwavable and dishwasher safe, that will cost extra. Convo me.
i’m fairly certain that they are looking for a toy to be modeled after the sonic screwdriver, and perhaps not an exact replica…though the latter would be more intriguing… i would fork out at least $200 for something custom made…$30 is truly insulting!
January 14, 2011 at 10:05 am
Ah, this is because the real sonic screwdriver doesn’t work on wood.
January 14, 2011 at 10:05 am
OMG, my ovaries hurt.
January 14, 2011 at 10:06 am
Thirty bucks? For a functional custom sex toy? What time period did you just step out of, honey? Talk about a cosmic screwing…
January 14, 2011 at 10:06 am
Hop up on the table, put your feet in the stirrups and I’ll be with you as soon as someone answers my Alchemy request.
Would you like a magazine while you’re waiting?
January 14, 2011 at 10:07 am
Wow. You have really got to love Dr. Who to be so specific on it being the ELEVENTH Doctor’s screwdriver. I didn’t realize they were so different.
Also, ow.
January 14, 2011 at 10:07 am
Somebody likes their visits to the proctologist a bit too much.
January 14, 2011 at 10:08 am
This was the real reason the UK was up in arms over Smith becoming the new doctor.
January 14, 2011 at 10:10 am
I just notice the bonus points are for sound.
Now the kids can ask Mommy what she keeps fixing late at night in the bedroom.
January 14, 2011 at 10:17 am
Someone must have watched this a little too much:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Do-wDPoC6GM
(the bit to which I’m referring is in the last 2 minutes or so – but the entire thing is hilarious)
January 14, 2011 at 10:19 am
My hoo hoo just clamped shut at reading this.
January 14, 2011 at 10:20 am
Im more suprised they don’t want tenth doctors screwdriver, he was way cuter….
If you like Doctor Who you would have a preference… you don’t want to fantasize about first doctor by accident…ew..
January 14, 2011 at 10:23 am
A proper Whovian fantasy should involve MULTIPLE doctors, shouldn’t it? (did I say that out loud?)
January 14, 2011 at 10:33 am
Who in the *what* now??
January 14, 2011 at 10:38 am
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January 14, 2011 at 10:49 am
Must light up and bonus points for sound? How about I take a few more dollars instead of imaginary points that I can’t cash in for anything??
January 14, 2011 at 10:54 am
Just when my girl parts thought it was safe to return….
Thank you, Dear Alchemy Requester – I’m now afraid of my dentist, my ob/gyn, my general practitioner, all handymen, school janitors and any TV medical drama actor.
January 14, 2011 at 10:54 am
Isn’t Lompoc the location of a California state prison?
January 14, 2011 at 10:59 am
all the whos down in whoville…
January 14, 2011 at 10:59 am
@Buzzkill CGE Yes, you did. lol.
(The clip was brilliant, thanks.)
Clearly my fantasies are not specific or multiple-partnered enough…but I’ll still avoid the probe-looking sex toys.
Is anyone else uneasy about the thought of putting a highly-underpaid artist’s electric-current running creation in their nether regions? For thirty dollars I am imagining a hand mixer, duct tape and Christmas lights….
January 14, 2011 at 11:01 am
#6, Wilma: “Somebody likes their visits to the proctologist a bit too much”
I have to call you out here: your screen name is FINGERDOO!
January 14, 2011 at 11:08 am
@19 pplrdum-
The first image that entered my head was this.
http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=pictures+of+a+colonoscope&view=detail&id=A5D2884A60605B2C3FFEA07D347274A63BC220E8&first=1&FORM=IDFRIR&qpvt=pictures+of+a+colonoscope
January 14, 2011 at 11:13 am
wilma: Oh my! I hope that’s not a hot seller, but I have a feeling…
January 14, 2011 at 11:13 am
Well, Whoever gets you off..
January 14, 2011 at 11:23 am
If there are people who makes dildos fashioned after animal dicks (both real and fantasy) and sparkly Twilight dildos, I’m sure there’s somebody who makes Doctor Who sex toys. But probably not for $30, or even $60, most likely.
January 14, 2011 at 11:26 am
My inner geek died a little.
January 14, 2011 at 11:28 am
I’m with Rawr. If this doesn’t already exist, I’ll sell my Hello Kitty Hitachi magic wand.
January 14, 2011 at 11:38 am
I third Rawr’s thought. It *has* to exist.
On another note : WHY the Eleventh Doctor? Tenth or Third all the way!
January 14, 2011 at 11:43 am
Its really the price that’s upsetting. Sex toys are really one of those things where you get what you pay for.
January 14, 2011 at 11:56 am
Names for the toy:
Doctor Who-Hah
Cocktor Who
Sonic Vibrator
Dalek Dildo
Vibratardis
January 14, 2011 at 11:56 am
If she’s a real fan of the show, she’s probably larger on the inside than she is on the outside.
January 14, 2011 at 12:05 pm
And she’ll only pay $30 for all that work!? Cheapskate!
January 14, 2011 at 12:20 pm
It would be so perfect if this turned out to be the same person who requested the Star Trek buttplug. Add in a Stargate cock-ring and you can have a complete set of sci-fi sex toys. Jeez, and I always thought my nerd-ism knew no bounds…
January 14, 2011 at 12:30 pm
“Go-Go-Gadget Penetrator!”
January 14, 2011 at 12:34 pm
EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!!
Any discriminating Dr Who sex toy owner knows you use K9 for masturbating – not the sonic screwdriver!
January 14, 2011 at 12:40 pm
#31 miss_mercurial: don’t forget the Star Wars anal beads and the Firefly bondage mask!
January 14, 2011 at 12:46 pm
“and not too skinny”. I guess the Dalek manipulatory arm ruined her for the Dr’s tiny tool.
January 14, 2011 at 1:12 pm
I will humbly admit that I would enjoy a Tenth Doctor Sonic Screw”Me”Driver, preferably with the Tenth Doctor attached. Wait a minute…if David Tennant is there, I won’t need his sonic screwdriver.
January 14, 2011 at 1:27 pm
I think we have a fundemental misunderstanding of what “screwdriver” means
and also: GAAAAACK!
January 14, 2011 at 1:32 pm
At least they didn’t ask for a vibrating Dalek.
January 14, 2011 at 1:39 pm
i want to hear this 911 call…
does that make me a bad person?
January 14, 2011 at 2:21 pm
I made one in my workshop. It’s $300 for the prototype. If you want it for $49.95, you can get it after I get my Chinese manufacturer to finish the first batch of 2500 units. If you want it for $30.00, as per your Alchemy request, you can buy it used at a flea market in about 2 years.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/0903/billsbayou/SonicScrewDriver-1.gif
January 14, 2011 at 2:38 pm
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January 14, 2011 at 2:58 pm
one word exterminate.exterminate!!!!
January 14, 2011 at 3:14 pm
#28 BillsBayou:
I’m not even a fan, but “Vibratardis” had me laughing so loud I’m sure everyone in our apartment building heard.
January 14, 2011 at 3:20 pm
Bonus points if it includes a Dalek buttplug. What’s the conversion rate of bonus points to bullshit again?
January 14, 2011 at 3:30 pm
congrats we have yet another entry for sex toys that will send you to the E.R.
January 14, 2011 at 3:31 pm
I have a Sonicare toothbrush I don’t use any more…
January 14, 2011 at 3:50 pm
BARROWMAN!!!
(although he’d probably prefer Ten, too.)
January 14, 2011 at 3:53 pm
This guy just needs a colonoscope.
January 14, 2011 at 5:00 pm
“Who looks at a [dildo] and thinks ‘this could be a bit more sonic’?”
“Haven’t you ever been bored?”
January 14, 2011 at 5:27 pm
Okayyyyyyyyyyy. I have my share of sexual fantasies involving sci-fi characters, but they don’t involve screwdrivers, spaceships, guns, or a browncoat being lodged painfully up my cooch (or plugging my butt). They mostly involve, you know, the *characters.*
And have none of these people heard of the Magic Wand?
January 14, 2011 at 5:38 pm
I’m honestly surprised one of these doesn’t exist. Obviously not an officially licensed one, as it’s a family show on the BBC for chrissake, but seriously.
Not that I want one or anything.
January 14, 2011 at 5:57 pm
Oh, as a long-time Dr. Who fan (and by long-time, I mean starting with Three and working my way through Seven, then taking up again with Nine), I can guarantee you it already exists.
That said, I’d sooner have Five. Not his sonic screwdriver, just Five. And I’d be willing to pay extra if they could throw in Turlough (I like my men rude and ginger).
January 14, 2011 at 6:07 pm
Just as I was iffy on the idea of a handmade Lava lamp, I’m not certain I’d trust a handmade vibrating device that’s a light-up replica of a sonic screw driver made by someone willing to take only $30 for it.
If you spend less than $30 on a machine-made vibrator, at worst you run the risk of it breaking 10 minutes after you take it out of the packaging.
This person has either never bought a vibrator, or actually wants harm to come to their genitals.
January 14, 2011 at 6:23 pm
So this is what Dr. River Song meant when she said “Spoilers sweetie”
January 14, 2011 at 6:29 pm
Let me just add, I too would rather have Doctor #10 than his sonic screwdriver. Although Doctor #5 is not bad either…………………..
January 14, 2011 at 6:47 pm
Okay, thank you #54, I so agree!
Things that we do not want a bargain price on should definitely include anything intended to go in a vag! Just like plastic surgery, you get what you pay for (Courtney Love, anyone?)
I plead the fifth on any Whovian fantasies that may or may not include the ninth doctor and mickey… what? I’m dirty…
January 14, 2011 at 7:16 pm
I present to you: http://gizmodo.com/5044738/dr-who-sonic-and-laser-screwdrivers-are-really-vibrators-in-disguise
January 14, 2011 at 9:55 pm
I’d like to see some impractical sex toys with non-sci fi TV themes. Lets get creative, people!
January 14, 2011 at 11:33 pm
Ouch. I don’t know…
January 15, 2011 at 12:28 am
@sheltiepitbullfun – I like this idea. How ’bout….The Denny Crane Vibrating Cigar!
January 15, 2011 at 5:02 am
This woman shows that she is multi-functional, while using it if the headboard gets loose she can just whip it out and tighten up the nuts!
January 15, 2011 at 10:07 am
Holy crap. I live in Lompoc. Since its such a small town, I’m guessing my sleuthing shouldn’t take long..
January 15, 2011 at 11:35 am
One of the sounds HAS to be a booming Dalek voice screaming ‘MASTURBATE!!!! MASTURBATE!!!!!’
January 15, 2011 at 12:02 pm
seems simple enough, just attach a vibrating bullet to a curling iron?
January 15, 2011 at 12:03 pm
oh, must light up… darn
January 15, 2011 at 2:03 pm
I’ll echo the sentiments of a few of the other posters. I’d rather have the Tenth Doctor. He can leave the screwdriver back in the Tardis.
January 15, 2011 at 2:30 pm
this. is. awesome.
January 15, 2011 at 2:47 pm
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January 15, 2011 at 6:03 pm
Why MUST it LIGHT UP? I’m pretty sure you don’t need a flashlight to guide her into the bay.
January 16, 2011 at 9:11 pm
Vibrator + stickers and a Sharpie to make some gizmo designs + duck tape on a mini light from a convenience store keychain. Done. If you want it to play music, light up like a disco bal, purr like a kitten and be microwavable and dishwasher safe, that will cost extra. Convo me.
January 16, 2011 at 9:20 pm
I guess it stops reproduction.
January 17, 2011 at 9:47 am
On a vaguely related note:
http://headtripcomics.comicgenesis.com/d/20110114.html
January 17, 2011 at 12:41 pm
I suppose that’s one way to unlock your inner Time Lord.
January 19, 2011 at 12:31 am
i’m fairly certain that they are looking for a toy to be modeled after the sonic screwdriver, and perhaps not an exact replica…though the latter would be more intriguing… i would fork out at least $200 for something custom made…$30 is truly insulting!
March 11, 2011 at 7:00 pm
It’s bigger on the inside.