The Results Are In
The other day I asked you tell me what this was:
I gave you three choices. The winner was clear.
As you can see, I also gave you the option to leave your own suggestion. And as usual, you stepped up. In fact you more than stepped up; you stepped up to the streets. 3D.
The top write-in answer, with a total of 64 votes, was “Shit”. This was followed closely by “A piece of shit”, with 26. Great minds think alike.
But I think you had some even better answers. So here are my favorites:
- Dexter’s Fall Collection
- What flashers wear in Seattle
- Hazmat Snuggie
- Burka for boys!
- Sith Lord who accidentally bleached his cloak
- What Bruce Willis wears at the end of “Unbreakable”
- The killer from “I Know What You Did Last Summer” in nursing school
- The astronomical weight of humanity’s sin given form
- Emperor Palpatine on a trip to Niagara Falls
- Country club executioner’s outfit: YOU JUST PLAYED THROUGH FOR THE LAST TIME
- Omaha Fashion Week
- Green screen suit for Floating Torso/Detached Extremities Weatherman
- What an Islamic pitching coach wears in the bullpen
- Business-casual wizard
- Trenchbreaker
- The Dark Lord’s gardening outfit
- What I’m wearing the next time I go into the delivery room with my wife
- Gothic spring wear coat: April showers bring DEATH AND SORROW
- Pyramid Head out for some light shopping
- Doctor Who’s lamest enemy yet
- The Gorton’s Fisherman’s brother no one talks about
- Mennonite Cloaking Device
- Final Fantasy Cosplay for under $10
- Gumby formal wear
- A huge disappointment for everyone involved
January 13, 2011 at 1:28 pm
Maybe they mean Surreal as this is just too bizzare for my eyes to believe.
January 13, 2011 at 1:31 pm
“Emperor Palpatine on a trip to Niagara Falls”
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
January 13, 2011 at 1:31 pm
By a serial slick landslide “shit” is the best answer.
January 13, 2011 at 1:31 pm
I think my fave is “Dr. Who’s lamest enemy yet”
January 13, 2011 at 1:34 pm
Now that I know he’s the black sheep of the Gorton’s family, I’m not nearly as intimidated by that guy.
January 13, 2011 at 1:35 pm
How I love all you brilliant, hilarious wackos! You give me hope for the world.
January 13, 2011 at 1:37 pm
Oi! As the only Mennonite in the world who reads Regretsy (ok, probably not), I’ll take it upon myself to say it’s not a Menno-cloak. We have a little more style thankyouverymuch.
January 13, 2011 at 2:16 pm
The Daleks wouldn’t dare touch that!
In case it’s transmittable, of course…
January 13, 2011 at 2:45 pm
He reminded me of “The Master” for some reason. But like, The Master’s idiot cousin or brother-in-law.
January 13, 2011 at 3:04 pm
Have you seen the other things this person sells?
http://www.etsy.com/listing/30016347/demon-or-dog-fleece-shirt-large-25?ref=v1_other_2
I want a shirt, that makes people wonder, is that a dog or a demon?
January 13, 2011 at 3:07 pm
So many sci-fi geeks here, I love you all!
January 13, 2011 at 3:51 pm
Hazmat snuggie- awesome, now I know just what to get my husband for his birthday. Maybe if they do bulk orders we can get everyone in the unit one!
January 13, 2011 at 3:56 pm
The question no one has yet asked: What is that green thing in the background?
January 13, 2011 at 5:28 pm
The sad thing is, if you wore this to an anime convention, people would not even begin to question it. They’re too busy giving the under-eye salute to the guys who show up in full-body spandex suits.
January 13, 2011 at 6:03 pm
Now I envision the Dark Lord gardening.Lucius must hate helping–it ruins his fingernails.
And the Doctor’s lamest enemy…quick, call River. She shot the fez, she can take care of this.
January 13, 2011 at 6:07 pm
! Mine got up there.
Also, Doctor Who’s lamest enemy is and always will be the Absorbaloff. This thing would probably have taken down Eccleston’s leather jacket before the episode was over.
January 13, 2011 at 6:19 pm
Turn it around, cut out an eye slit and you’ve got a rain burka!
January 14, 2011 at 8:06 am
This person is af goldmine of shit! <3
January 14, 2011 at 10:23 am
The flip flops with socks make the entire outfit!
January 14, 2011 at 3:59 pm
Bruce Willis option is my favourite:)
January 15, 2011 at 8:19 am
hes wearing socks with sandals.
January 15, 2011 at 5:27 pm
My absolute favorite answer is Omaha Fashion Week. April, I just want to make sure you’re aware that that is an actual event, and it is absolutely as crappy as this thing, plus more whimsicle, and more repurposed, and more steampunk.
You would have an unbearable amount of fun there, I am sure.
January 16, 2011 at 2:36 pm
OMG seriously go and look at the other items in the shop. I laughed A LOT.
They are all worthy of their own unique post.
This is my favourite
http://www.etsy.com/listing/37513096/romantigoth-mens-dress-shirt-15-12-3435
Also – “Emperor Palpatine on a trip to Niagara Falls”
January 18, 2011 at 10:35 am
Dexter’s Fall Collection
HAHahaHAHAHAHAHAHAha
LOVE IT!!!!!!
brought TEARS to my eyes….
January 23, 2011 at 5:56 pm
is that the guy that made the cat tails trench coat at halloweeen??? that was under cat coat or something fucking weird like that???????