Ok, now this is a post that could be improved by a model. ‘Cause this is one of the creepiest things I have seen in awhile, and the faceless dude they have showing it off ain’t improving it any.
I termed it a pedobear Halloween costume.
I checked the site, and I want to change my vote!
See that saw blade doll??? I now believe melzabeth correct!!!!
If I hadn’t read the previous comments, I’d have guessed “Wearable body-bag, just in case you die away from home,” but…having read the previous comments, I’m just going with serial killer. O.o
ever wake up in the morning and realize that you didn’t stop for coffee on your way home from the bar? and you don’t give a single shit what anybody thinks or even if you have a bra on…you will go out and get that coffee in what ever is handy.
WAAAA-la!
and.
it’s on sale.
The hood makes a mostly acceptable replacement for the customary and appropriate black eye bars. Combined with the 25% off I think he’s displaying an acceptable amount of remorse for having made such a thing.
The first thing which came to mind was “Texas Chainsaw Massacre”. I really think that’s where their inspiration has come from. Have you seen their tags? “Gothic” “horror” “killer” “blazer”. Hmmm, really not sure about “blazer”…
She got her degree at the “Crap I Have Lying Around Polytechnic School of Design and Stuff”. Subjects include:
Fabrics – The flat stuff.
Textiles – Like, cotton or something.
Colors – The more you use, the better.
History of Fashion – Helps you identify the stuff you’re upcycling from the thrift store.
Design – Or just wing it. Who cares?
Sewing and tailoring – If it doesn’t fall off or fall apart, you did it right.
Sketching – Why it is a waste of time.
Pattern Making – More waste of time than sketches.
Computer-Aided Design – Biggest waste of time and money.
Ornamentation – Why hanging shit on your clothes makes them better.
Marketing – How blurry photos help to hide mistakes.
I voted “other” but didn’t have the room to type my entire “other”-
Its what mental patients fashion out of nurse scrubs and what they got out of the “lost and found” so they can “blend in” with the normies on visitor day.
I think she has a big box filled with her thrift store finds. She rummages around in the box wearing a blindfold; pulls out two items; and sews them together.
Once again I am reminded of what a fool i was to spend time in design school getting that degree in fashion design when I could have been making something like this.
I viewed this earlier today at work, and although the item is horrific, I’m still haunted by the image of the model. I’m not sure why since there have been much more traumatic items than this.
I think it may be because not only am I disturbed by the socks with sandals, but also knowing that what is lurking underneath is worse than the fashion faux pas itself.
You can use multipurpose; serial killer, escaping mental patient on a rainy day, chainsaw massacre without getting blood on your scants, men’s housecoat with built-in jacket so you look presentable walking to the mailbox, all-weather snuggie. Its all good.
“Webbed in pants”?!? WTF? These fucking ribbons would drag if you tried to walk in them, and then you’ve got the whole “looks like my tampon is trying to escape” effect.
Neither goth, nor cool.
I kinda think the surgical green hooded cloak undergarment is just part of the model’s everyday wear, and not included in the listed (fancy-schmacy named) windbreaker.
January 11, 2011 at 9:38 am
Insta-Tent.
January 11, 2011 at 9:39 am
Is this from a fashion show of pedophile wear?
January 11, 2011 at 9:40 am
He wears socks with sandals?
January 11, 2011 at 9:44 am
workwear for a serial killer. No splashing on his clothes. He may want some appropriate footwear. No one will take him seriously in those sandals.
January 11, 2011 at 9:46 am
#4 melizabeth: My thoughts exactly… though I like to hope neither surgeons nor serial killers would be wearing open-toed shoes.
January 11, 2011 at 9:47 am
Ok, now this is a post that could be improved by a model. ‘Cause this is one of the creepiest things I have seen in awhile, and the faceless dude they have showing it off ain’t improving it any.
January 11, 2011 at 9:47 am
Wow I am speechless. maybe there’s some weird vampire trend in Omaha the rest of the world wants nothing to do with. Yikes!
January 11, 2011 at 9:50 am
Also in this shop: http://www.etsy.com/listing/65096290/goblin-king-pants-24m
Don’t forget about the little ones. They need crappy clothes too!
January 11, 2011 at 9:51 am
I termed it a pedobear Halloween costume.
I checked the site, and I want to change my vote!
See that saw blade doll??? I now believe melzabeth correct!!!!
January 11, 2011 at 9:52 am
Emperor Palpatine at Niagra Falls.
January 11, 2011 at 9:52 am
#4 melzabeth – I agree. I think it’s supposed to look like a coat that a serial killer would wear, actually.
January 11, 2011 at 9:53 am
That is not even close to the worst thing in that shop – however, at least their prices are reasonable!
January 11, 2011 at 9:54 am
Looks like the Gorton fish stick guy just came into port without his pole.
January 11, 2011 at 9:57 am
If I hadn’t read the previous comments, I’d have guessed “Wearable body-bag, just in case you die away from home,” but…having read the previous comments, I’m just going with serial killer. O.o
January 11, 2011 at 9:59 am
The seller seems to entirely confuse the words “Goth” and “trash.” The entire shop seems full of sewing machine torture, e.g. check out this item:
http://www.etsy.com/listing/30016347/demon-or-dog-fleece-shirt-large-25
January 11, 2011 at 10:02 am
I am afraid of every single thing in that picture. Including the person.
I’m glad it wasn’t just me – my first thought was pedophile costume, and I was so happy to read the comments and find out my mind working correctly.
January 11, 2011 at 10:05 am
I think I saw Dexter wear this once.
January 11, 2011 at 10:06 am
I haven’t been keeping up with my serial killers.
I saw a sad old man, with advanced Alzheimer’s disease after his selfish drunken kids made him uncover the pool before Memorial day.
January 11, 2011 at 10:07 am
This seller’s ENTIRE store reminds me of the crap designed by the mother in the movie “Gentlemen Brocos”.
January 11, 2011 at 10:08 am
That makes more sense than some other items in that shop. Items not even the seller can apparently identify: http://www.etsy.com/listing/30016347/demon-or-dog-fleece-shirt-large-25
January 11, 2011 at 10:08 am
What the hell good is a trench coat you can’t even flash in?
January 11, 2011 at 10:09 am
It’s what serial killer Frank Dodd was wearing in The Dead Zone before he offed himself with a pair of scissors. Cuz he’s “slick…. so slick….”
January 11, 2011 at 10:10 am
25% off? I think I’m calling this 100% off.
January 11, 2011 at 10:10 am
ever wake up in the morning and realize that you didn’t stop for coffee on your way home from the bar? and you don’t give a single shit what anybody thinks or even if you have a bra on…you will go out and get that coffee in what ever is handy.
WAAAA-la!
and.
it’s on sale.
January 11, 2011 at 10:10 am
The hood makes a mostly acceptable replacement for the customary and appropriate black eye bars. Combined with the 25% off I think he’s displaying an acceptable amount of remorse for having made such a thing.
January 11, 2011 at 10:12 am
I’m mostly concerned by the amount of sales and positive feedback from this seller. who is buying this optically offensive merchandise?
January 11, 2011 at 10:17 am
My first thought was serial masturbator. But I definitely see serial killer too.
January 11, 2011 at 10:19 am
Oh. I thought he meant that he’d removed 25 percent of the coat.
January 11, 2011 at 10:23 am
How the hell did you pick just one item from this shop?
January 11, 2011 at 10:25 am
This looks like it would be excellent for protecting, for example, a dog motif fleece muumuu or anything Maude might wear.
January 11, 2011 at 10:29 am
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January 11, 2011 at 10:32 am
The first thing which came to mind was “Texas Chainsaw Massacre”. I really think that’s where their inspiration has come from. Have you seen their tags? “Gothic” “horror” “killer” “blazer”. Hmmm, really not sure about “blazer”…
January 11, 2011 at 10:35 am
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January 11, 2011 at 10:36 am
The opposite of a harry potter invisibility cloak.
Expecto Patronum bitch I can see you.
January 11, 2011 at 10:38 am
It’s a Dexter costume.
http://ts4.mm.bing.net/images/thumbnail.aspx?q=410285124531&id=8ca5caa0182c3887e7aabd4ebcfe2a21
Poorly done. That’s what the “serial” part means. “Don’t sue me for trademark infringement.”
January 11, 2011 at 10:40 am
She got her degree at the “Crap I Have Lying Around Polytechnic School of Design and Stuff”. Subjects include:
Fabrics – The flat stuff.
Textiles – Like, cotton or something.
Colors – The more you use, the better.
History of Fashion – Helps you identify the stuff you’re upcycling from the thrift store.
Design – Or just wing it. Who cares?
Sewing and tailoring – If it doesn’t fall off or fall apart, you did it right.
Sketching – Why it is a waste of time.
Pattern Making – More waste of time than sketches.
Computer-Aided Design – Biggest waste of time and money.
Ornamentation – Why hanging shit on your clothes makes them better.
Marketing – How blurry photos help to hide mistakes.
January 11, 2011 at 10:40 am
I termed it Sith athletic wear.
January 11, 2011 at 10:42 am
Is he blindfolded under there? It looks like somebody kidnapped cousin Donny and forced him to model this atrocity in the special green room.
January 11, 2011 at 10:45 am
Other: Robe for an order of monks who are serious about the mortification thing.
January 11, 2011 at 10:45 am
what your cult leader wear when he goes out for a smoke in the rain.
January 11, 2011 at 10:45 am
I was promised a quicky for posing for this picture… I’ve got the condom on…
January 11, 2011 at 10:46 am
Couple it with the webbed pants for a fancy effect. If you hurry they are currently 25% off.
January 11, 2011 at 10:48 am
I like how his head is down. He either doesn’t want his face seen or he’s saying to himself,”What the fuck am I wearing?”.
January 11, 2011 at 10:50 am
No wonder they are hiding their face.
January 11, 2011 at 10:51 am
It’s a Serial *coughKillercough* Slick Trench! Can’t you see that?
January 11, 2011 at 10:53 am
I was thinking serial killer too. This is what you’d see someone wearing right before they dismember you.
January 11, 2011 at 10:54 am
Guess who got a new sewing machine and scissors for Christmas????
January 11, 2011 at 11:07 am
At LEAST they’re not charging $900 or something ridiculous for it.
January 11, 2011 at 11:15 am
#25 Kittyprawn – apparently so.
January 11, 2011 at 11:18 am
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January 11, 2011 at 11:25 am
A Klingon ceremonial fishmonger muumuu. K’Pollack!
January 11, 2011 at 11:50 am
Or perhaps it’s the latest hipster cardigan from Urban Outfitters.
January 11, 2011 at 11:59 am
ROT ^ @ Nahhh, I’m kinda suprised and the negative comment is plainly about stupidity, I mean they did order a TATTERED print dress.
January 11, 2011 at 12:00 pm
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January 11, 2011 at 12:01 pm
#39 GreySkye – that’s got to be the secret of their sales volume:
“It’s a piece of crap, sure, but look! It’s HALF PRICE crap and only three-fitty!”
January 11, 2011 at 12:03 pm
I voted “other” but didn’t have the room to type my entire “other”-
Its what mental patients fashion out of nurse scrubs and what they got out of the “lost and found” so they can “blend in” with the normies on visitor day.
January 11, 2011 at 12:18 pm
They missed out “killer” in the product title…
January 11, 2011 at 12:28 pm
Analyzing the input thus far – I conclude that this object is:
What your SITH surgeon would wear when he goes out for a smoke in the rain.
January 11, 2011 at 12:30 pm
I think she has a big box filled with her thrift store finds. She rummages around in the box wearing a blindfold; pulls out two items; and sews them together.
Viola! Art!
January 11, 2011 at 12:41 pm
After seeing this monstrosity, I do not believe that they actually made this:
http://www.etsy.com/transaction/13961507
January 11, 2011 at 1:07 pm
I’m super serial! Why won’t anyone take me serial?
January 11, 2011 at 1:28 pm
He looks like a cheap sci-fi villain. Something out of 1970′s Doctor Who.
January 11, 2011 at 1:34 pm
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January 11, 2011 at 1:43 pm
Now we know how Jigsaw gets the money to buy all the shit for his traps.
January 11, 2011 at 2:03 pm
what is it? a garment to hide the shame.
January 11, 2011 at 2:45 pm
I would never make fun of a serial killer. Look at that guy. I’m going to have nightmares about him running around outside my house.
January 11, 2011 at 3:09 pm
What blows my mind even more than the fact that this exists is that the photographer actually wanted credit for taking a picture of this.
January 11, 2011 at 3:54 pm
clearly this is the ONLY thing to wear over skants
the outfit is meant to make a statement:
“I was just released from the home, I reek of urine, and am possibly carrying a concealed weapon” it says
January 11, 2011 at 3:58 pm
….either that, or there is more of a market for Hijab garments in Nova Scotia than i ever imagined
January 11, 2011 at 5:04 pm
Looks like the dress my date work to prom back in high school.
January 11, 2011 at 5:25 pm
This is what is in the background of the cate picture:
http://www.etsy.com/listing/50801867/2-black-and-white-fuzz-snap-clips-2-12in?ref=v1_other_1
January 11, 2011 at 5:43 pm
Once again I am reminded of what a fool i was to spend time in design school getting that degree in fashion design when I could have been making something like this.
January 11, 2011 at 6:04 pm
But it’s on CLEARANCE!!!!!!!!!!!
January 11, 2011 at 6:05 pm
I viewed this earlier today at work, and although the item is horrific, I’m still haunted by the image of the model. I’m not sure why since there have been much more traumatic items than this.
I think it may be because not only am I disturbed by the socks with sandals, but also knowing that what is lurking underneath is worse than the fashion faux pas itself.
January 11, 2011 at 6:58 pm
i just love how the model has to hide their face
January 11, 2011 at 7:50 pm
You can use multipurpose; serial killer, escaping mental patient on a rainy day, chainsaw massacre without getting blood on your scants, men’s housecoat with built-in jacket so you look presentable walking to the mailbox, all-weather snuggie. Its all good.
January 12, 2011 at 12:06 am
It’s the latest in creepwear, and you should be very afraid.
January 12, 2011 at 12:22 am
Yes, this is what your surgeon wears when he goes out to smoke and kill someone.
January 12, 2011 at 12:24 am
And I agree, that surgeon is most likely a Sith.
January 12, 2011 at 1:47 am
I don’t know what it is, but I’m wondering what the hell these are?
http://www.etsy.com/listing/30017802/webbed-in-pants-36-39-25-percent-off?ref=v1_other_1
“Webbed in pants”?!? WTF? These fucking ribbons would drag if you tried to walk in them, and then you’ve got the whole “looks like my tampon is trying to escape” effect.
Neither goth, nor cool.
January 12, 2011 at 2:31 am
It’s an anorak that’s simultaneously thrown up and had a prolapse.
January 12, 2011 at 3:58 am
@ #73: cat blow on a clip. I could be cleaning up. Who knew?
January 12, 2011 at 6:02 am
Neither serial or slick but I do think it was nice of their Dad to pose for the picture. Now that’s a good parent.
January 12, 2011 at 6:48 am
It’s what Dexter wears when he’s feeling bloated.
January 12, 2011 at 8:08 am
I kinda think the surgical green hooded cloak undergarment is just part of the model’s everyday wear, and not included in the listed (fancy-schmacy named) windbreaker.
January 12, 2011 at 11:00 am
Give me your tired, your poor, your hooded masses yearning to breed freaks.
January 12, 2011 at 11:02 am
http://www.etsy.com/listing/50801516/pink-fuzz-ended-cord-on-slear-headband?ref=v1_other_2
this one is craptabulous!
July 6, 2011 at 7:08 pm
Maybe it’s just me, but something about it being both original and altered is just…not making sense.