I’ve never had the desire to sit on Stephen Colbert’s face, but I’m sure this will fulfill someone’s fantasy.
Not sure I’d ever sit on the couch, let alone in the middle of it.
Someone making $5000 + $4.37 off of a freecycle curb run is insane.
wow I didn’t know Stephen Colbert was an older version of Harry Potter!
Finally, the perfect piece to go with my John Stewart trap door.
Just to be clear, this is one of those mind-blowingly-awesome posts, right?
Sit on my face and tell me that you love me,
I’ll sit on your face and tell you I love you…
I doubt Stephen Colbert really wants some random person’s ass that close to his lips. Stephen Colbert kisses the ass of nobody!
Amen! And he ain’t too keen on sniffing random asses, either!
You wouldn’t have to worry about overnight guests. Or cat-hair. Or cats, for that matter.
Can I get my Stephen Colbert without the guyliner and deep frown lines?
That is both sooooo cool and sooooo terrifying. I don’t know how I feel about it. Perhaps from other angles it looks like he’s melting like a clock in a Dali painting.
This will look dead sexy next to my Glen Beck and Hanna Montana bean bag chairs.
Is it sad that I want this and am repelled by this at the same time??
Hey, the seller took my line! That’s it! Prepare for a sternly worded note once I speak with my lawyer father.
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I’m not really that into Colbert-can I get one with John Steward on it?
I love Stephen Colbert, but I don’t LOOOOOOOVE Stephen Colbert.
i want to see it on the Colbert set
WTF Seller: Stand here.
WTF Seller: No, here.
WTF Seller: No. Specifically HERE.
Visitor: For what reason?
WTF Seller: Whatever.
So, after I sit on this, I can call him “Steve”, right?
Stephen appears to be sniffing the couch model’s ass.
LeeLoo-Though I’m fairly sure Miss Manner’s never addressed that particular matter,I believe that etiquette does allow you to call a man by his first name after you’ve sat on his face.
i always wanted to sit on his face.
Great guyliner–there should be a Clockwork Orange version of this.
Someone needs to report this. We are dealing with a mastermind artisan/conspirator here.
This is a meticulously planned trap. The seller is clearly a furniture designer for assassins who need their victims to stand perfectly still in the middle of the room with their heads tilted slightly to the left, leaving them in a vunerable state of awe perfect for impending mortally wounding bludgeons to the head.
Must be another one of those people who likes to decide the price of their product with a random number generator (plus 5000).
I definitely think Colbert needs this on his set! I think it’s great in a why-the-hell-would-anyone-make-that-and-why-the-hell-would-anyone-want-it kind f way.
Is it just me or does that look completely photoshoped? It just looks so fake.
Helen, could we please see this in a room?
Umm, it’s just pretending to be a shitty couch to be ironic.
Call me bitchy, but I’m a little annonyed that the seller keeps changing the listing description based on what is being written here.
Yoohoo… you’re trying to hard, buddy.
Can I view it in a room with a bearskin rug?
I’m calling it, this guy wants to be on RegrEtsy… Is it fair to keep him here because he wants it? Or is regretsy for those amiss of their tragic designs?
I feel the same way hippiejo74, you’re not alone.
On the other hand I just want to thank all you guys for keeping my spirits up during the long, long job search. As of today I am finally gainfully employed!
(And can keep the cat in the manner to which he is accustomed.)
@ #31 whaapplewha:
Just a faux-hipster with an aggravated case of Wishful Thinking. ;>D
Hey! Congratulations! That’s really awesome and what a relief for you (and your cat).
If it’s a hot day and I’m sweaty and wearing perhaps a thong and not much else, is the painting going to transfer onto my thighs, ass, and back? Or will I just have to peel myself off the couch?
I think a more interesting painting on a couch would be a PedoBear trompe d’oeil (if I spelled that right) that looks like you have to sit on his lap to sit on the couch.
#34 Knitten-kitten, congrats on reentering the workforce!
I wonder if I could commission a plein air patio table of Jon Stewart?
The $4.37 is what is driving me the most crazy…
Would it be creepy if you had sex on his face?
i love the 4.37 at the end…
I know sex sells, but will someone please get the bimbo out from in front of the couch so we can see it?
@Buzzkill & trousers-Thank you!
for way too long I thought the list stephen colbert was holding was real and I thought man…he reads regretsy?
Finally, a couch you want your cats to claw.
For 5000 dollars, I want Colbert to sit on my face.
clearly the seller is looking for the colbert bump.
ANY living room? Clearly, you have never visited my mother.
I actually really, really want this. oh, if I had the money…
My dream come true.
my dreams where crushed by the lack of a Bj and the bear themed couch. It seem to makes more sense for 2 reasons.
Stephen Colbert lacks a pet monkey named bear. Stephen Colbert more than likely pays property tax.
well it’s no less imbecilic.
If you lay on the couch with the Edward/Robert Pattinson, I’m pretty sure that it would qualify as a threesome.
This belongs on the Colbert Report set and nowhere else.
It’s the perfect set-up for your ACME anvil living room assassinations.
you could save yourself $4,500 dollars or so by getting a wall stick on and gluing it to the couch
Looks like he is thoughtfully sniffing her behind. What strange new scents has he discovered?
Oh Jesus… I need to amend my post:
If you lay on the couch with the Edward/Robert Pattinson PILLOW, I’m pretty sure that it would qualify as a BADASS threesome.
I already have this couch (which only cost about $250), and I don’t have a trapdoor, or a hanging anvil – so … I’m not sold.
One of the biggest mistakes this photographer made. They didn’t sweep the floor before shooting. Then they didn’t bother to remove the dirt on the floor in post processing of the image.
$5000 may seem steep – but the couch comes with it’s very own Colbert bump
All that is required to get a visitor to stand in a specific location is some rope and/or a roll of duct tape. Hell of a lot cheaper than buying a couch with the face of a Stephen Colbert drag king painted on it.
Hubby’s Valentine’s Gift – FOUND! Thank you, HK, for doing my shopping for me.
Seriously, what is with the short-skirt girl with her ass just in front of Colbert’s lips?
If she comes with the couch, I’m in for 1!
Can I get this in Conan O’Brien Orange instead?
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