That is both sooooo cool and sooooo terrifying. I don’t know how I feel about it. Perhaps from other angles it looks like he’s melting like a clock in a Dali painting.
LeeLoo-Though I’m fairly sure Miss Manner’s never addressed that particular matter,I believe that etiquette does allow you to call a man by his first name after you’ve sat on his face.
Someone needs to report this. We are dealing with a mastermind artisan/conspirator here.
This is a meticulously planned trap. The seller is clearly a furniture designer for assassins who need their victims to stand perfectly still in the middle of the room with their heads tilted slightly to the left, leaving them in a vunerable state of awe perfect for impending mortally wounding bludgeons to the head.
I definitely think Colbert needs this on his set! I think it’s great in a why-the-hell-would-anyone-make-that-and-why-the-hell-would-anyone-want-it kind f way.
Call me bitchy, but I’m a little annonyed that the seller keeps changing the listing description based on what is being written here.
Yoohoo… you’re trying to hard, buddy.
I’m calling it, this guy wants to be on RegrEtsy… Is it fair to keep him here because he wants it? Or is regretsy for those amiss of their tragic designs?
On the other hand I just want to thank all you guys for keeping my spirits up during the long, long job search. As of today I am finally gainfully employed!
(And can keep the cat in the manner to which he is accustomed.)
Buzzkill Crying Glitter Eagle
January 10, 2011 at 8:17 pm
If it’s a hot day and I’m sweaty and wearing perhaps a thong and not much else, is the painting going to transfer onto my thighs, ass, and back? Or will I just have to peel myself off the couch?
I think a more interesting painting on a couch would be a PedoBear trompe d’oeil (if I spelled that right) that looks like you have to sit on his lap to sit on the couch.
my dreams where crushed by the lack of a Bj and the bear themed couch. It seem to makes more sense for 2 reasons.
Stephen Colbert lacks a pet monkey named bear. Stephen Colbert more than likely pays property tax.
One of the biggest mistakes this photographer made. They didn’t sweep the floor before shooting. Then they didn’t bother to remove the dirt on the floor in post processing of the image.
All that is required to get a visitor to stand in a specific location is some rope and/or a roll of duct tape. Hell of a lot cheaper than buying a couch with the face of a Stephen Colbert drag king painted on it.
January 10, 2011 at 4:16 pm
I’ve never had the desire to sit on Stephen Colbert’s face, but I’m sure this will fulfill someone’s fantasy.
January 10, 2011 at 4:17 pm
Not sure I’d ever sit on the couch, let alone in the middle of it.
January 10, 2011 at 4:19 pm
Someone making $5000 + $4.37 off of a freecycle curb run is insane.
January 10, 2011 at 4:20 pm
wow I didn’t know Stephen Colbert was an older version of Harry Potter!
January 10, 2011 at 4:21 pm
Finally, the perfect piece to go with my John Stewart trap door.
January 10, 2011 at 4:32 pm
Just to be clear, this is one of those mind-blowingly-awesome posts, right?
January 10, 2011 at 4:38 pm
Sit on my face and tell me that you love me,
I’ll sit on your face and tell you I love you…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj02dhZBGZw
January 10, 2011 at 4:39 pm
I doubt Stephen Colbert really wants some random person’s ass that close to his lips. Stephen Colbert kisses the ass of nobody!
April 10, 2011 at 1:09 pm
Amen! And he ain’t too keen on sniffing random asses, either!
January 10, 2011 at 4:40 pm
You wouldn’t have to worry about overnight guests. Or cat-hair. Or cats, for that matter.
January 10, 2011 at 4:52 pm
Can I get my Stephen Colbert without the guyliner and deep frown lines?
January 10, 2011 at 4:54 pm
That is both sooooo cool and sooooo terrifying. I don’t know how I feel about it. Perhaps from other angles it looks like he’s melting like a clock in a Dali painting.
January 10, 2011 at 5:08 pm
This will look dead sexy next to my Glen Beck and Hanna Montana bean bag chairs.
January 10, 2011 at 5:18 pm
Is it sad that I want this and am repelled by this at the same time??
January 10, 2011 at 5:24 pm
Hey, the seller took my line! That’s it! Prepare for a sternly worded note once I speak with my lawyer father.
January 10, 2011 at 5:40 pm
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January 10, 2011 at 5:41 pm
I love Stephen Colbert, but I don’t LOOOOOOOVE Stephen Colbert.
January 10, 2011 at 5:43 pm
Awesome!
i want to see it on the Colbert set
January 10, 2011 at 5:43 pm
WTF Seller: Stand here.
Visitor: Here?
WTF Seller: No, here.
Visitor: Here?
WTF Seller: No. Specifically HERE.
Visitor: For what reason?
WTF Seller: Whatever.
January 10, 2011 at 5:44 pm
So, after I sit on this, I can call him “Steve”, right?
January 10, 2011 at 5:49 pm
Stephen appears to be sniffing the couch model’s ass.
January 10, 2011 at 5:50 pm
LeeLoo-Though I’m fairly sure Miss Manner’s never addressed that particular matter,I believe that etiquette does allow you to call a man by his first name after you’ve sat on his face.
January 10, 2011 at 5:54 pm
i always wanted to sit on his face.
January 10, 2011 at 6:17 pm
Great guyliner–there should be a Clockwork Orange version of this.
January 10, 2011 at 6:26 pm
Someone needs to report this. We are dealing with a mastermind artisan/conspirator here.
This is a meticulously planned trap. The seller is clearly a furniture designer for assassins who need their victims to stand perfectly still in the middle of the room with their heads tilted slightly to the left, leaving them in a vunerable state of awe perfect for impending mortally wounding bludgeons to the head.
January 10, 2011 at 6:28 pm
Must be another one of those people who likes to decide the price of their product with a random number generator (plus 5000).
January 10, 2011 at 6:29 pm
I definitely think Colbert needs this on his set! I think it’s great in a why-the-hell-would-anyone-make-that-and-why-the-hell-would-anyone-want-it kind f way.
January 10, 2011 at 6:35 pm
Is it just me or does that look completely photoshoped? It just looks so fake.
January 10, 2011 at 6:37 pm
Helen, could we please see this in a room?
January 10, 2011 at 6:58 pm
Umm, it’s just pretending to be a shitty couch to be ironic.
January 10, 2011 at 7:07 pm
Call me bitchy, but I’m a little annonyed that the seller keeps changing the listing description based on what is being written here.
Yoohoo… you’re trying to hard, buddy.
January 10, 2011 at 7:16 pm
Can I view it in a room with a bearskin rug?
January 10, 2011 at 7:20 pm
I’m calling it, this guy wants to be on RegrEtsy… Is it fair to keep him here because he wants it? Or is regretsy for those amiss of their tragic designs?
January 10, 2011 at 7:20 pm
I feel the same way hippiejo74, you’re not alone.
On the other hand I just want to thank all you guys for keeping my spirits up during the long, long job search. As of today I am finally gainfully employed!
(And can keep the cat in the manner to which he is accustomed.)
January 10, 2011 at 7:26 pm
@ #31 whaapplewha:
Just a faux-hipster with an aggravated case of Wishful Thinking. ;>D
January 10, 2011 at 8:06 pm
#34 knittin-kitten
Hey! Congratulations! That’s really awesome and what a relief for you (and your cat).
January 10, 2011 at 8:17 pm
If it’s a hot day and I’m sweaty and wearing perhaps a thong and not much else, is the painting going to transfer onto my thighs, ass, and back? Or will I just have to peel myself off the couch?
I think a more interesting painting on a couch would be a PedoBear trompe d’oeil (if I spelled that right) that looks like you have to sit on his lap to sit on the couch.
January 10, 2011 at 8:18 pm
#34 Knitten-kitten, congrats on reentering the workforce!
January 10, 2011 at 8:25 pm
I wonder if I could commission a plein air patio table of Jon Stewart?
January 10, 2011 at 8:53 pm
The $4.37 is what is driving me the most crazy…
January 10, 2011 at 10:56 pm
Would it be creepy if you had sex on his face?
January 10, 2011 at 11:57 pm
i love the 4.37 at the end…
January 11, 2011 at 6:05 am
I know sex sells, but will someone please get the bimbo out from in front of the couch so we can see it?
January 11, 2011 at 6:15 am
@Buzzkill & trousers-Thank you!
January 11, 2011 at 8:06 am
for way too long I thought the list stephen colbert was holding was real and I thought man…he reads regretsy?
January 11, 2011 at 8:39 am
Finally, a couch you want your cats to claw.
January 11, 2011 at 8:54 am
For 5000 dollars, I want Colbert to sit on my face.
January 11, 2011 at 9:18 am
clearly the seller is looking for the colbert bump.
January 11, 2011 at 9:27 am
ANY living room? Clearly, you have never visited my mother.
January 11, 2011 at 10:15 am
I actually really, really want this. oh, if I had the money…
January 11, 2011 at 10:52 am
My dream come true.
January 11, 2011 at 1:47 pm
my dreams where crushed by the lack of a Bj and the bear themed couch. It seem to makes more sense for 2 reasons.
Stephen Colbert lacks a pet monkey named bear. Stephen Colbert more than likely pays property tax.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3GpxAyM6yc
well it’s no less imbecilic.
January 11, 2011 at 3:02 pm
If you lay on the couch with the Edward/Robert Pattinson, I’m pretty sure that it would qualify as a threesome.
January 11, 2011 at 4:56 pm
This belongs on the Colbert Report set and nowhere else.
January 11, 2011 at 5:56 pm
It’s the perfect set-up for your ACME anvil living room assassinations.
January 11, 2011 at 6:53 pm
you could save yourself $4,500 dollars or so by getting a wall stick on and gluing it to the couch
January 11, 2011 at 7:18 pm
Looks like he is thoughtfully sniffing her behind. What strange new scents has he discovered?
January 11, 2011 at 9:03 pm
Oh Jesus… I need to amend my post:
If you lay on the couch with the Edward/Robert Pattinson PILLOW, I’m pretty sure that it would qualify as a BADASS threesome.
January 12, 2011 at 12:11 am
I already have this couch (which only cost about $250), and I don’t have a trapdoor, or a hanging anvil – so … I’m not sold.
January 12, 2011 at 6:20 am
One of the biggest mistakes this photographer made. They didn’t sweep the floor before shooting. Then they didn’t bother to remove the dirt on the floor in post processing of the image.
January 12, 2011 at 8:42 am
$5000 may seem steep – but the couch comes with it’s very own Colbert bump
January 12, 2011 at 8:53 am
All that is required to get a visitor to stand in a specific location is some rope and/or a roll of duct tape. Hell of a lot cheaper than buying a couch with the face of a Stephen Colbert drag king painted on it.
January 12, 2011 at 10:41 am
Hubby’s Valentine’s Gift – FOUND! Thank you, HK, for doing my shopping for me.
January 12, 2011 at 2:27 pm
Seriously, what is with the short-skirt girl with her ass just in front of Colbert’s lips?
January 13, 2011 at 5:57 pm
If she comes with the couch, I’m in for 1!
March 30, 2011 at 6:14 pm
Can I get this in Conan O’Brien Orange instead?