Flag Hag
We pledge allegiance to the fag of the United States of America,
And to the republic for which it stands, one nation under God,
And Mary, I am telling you right now that hair is so tired
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January 10, 2011 at 1:32 pm
fist! I mean, first!
March 17, 2011 at 9:15 pm
Am I just really sleep-deprived? Not sure but: your fist/first comment is making me laugh so hard I’m about to fall off my chair. One thumbs-up click did not say enough. Ta!
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January 10, 2011 at 1:33 pm
I’m buying this for Johnny Weir.
January 10, 2011 at 1:33 pm
“Shoot if you must this old gay Red,
But spare this country’s fag!” he said
January 10, 2011 at 1:34 pm
God hates flags!
January 10, 2011 at 1:37 pm
This is all wrong. No Proud to be an American Fag would use such a filthy, rusty flag pole. And where are the sequins???
January 10, 2011 at 1:38 pm
It’s a pretty safe bet that I’m going to get a generic, lame picture when you pick up your camera. Thanks for the warning, Sparky.
January 10, 2011 at 1:43 pm
He’s just hoping you’ll think his picture is fabulous. (Hey, someone had to say it).
January 10, 2011 at 1:44 pm
I want to see this pic protested by the Westboro Church!
January 10, 2011 at 1:46 pm
You’re a grand old fag,
You’re a high-flying fag,
And forever in nuthuggers may you rave.
January 10, 2011 at 1:47 pm
I’d buy the photo, but the finial is dented.
January 10, 2011 at 1:52 pm
What a lovely, proud tribute to our gay service men and women!
January 10, 2011 at 1:52 pm
As for his Kodachromes, you can’t get that developed anymore. Kodak issued the last roll and the only place which processes the film has stopped accepting processing orders.
January 10, 2011 at 1:53 pm
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January 10, 2011 at 1:54 pm
And of course everyone knows that Uncle Sam is a “confirmed bachelor”.
January 10, 2011 at 1:54 pm
Also, what was he hailing at the twilight’s last gleaming…
January 10, 2011 at 1:56 pm
I wonder what red, white, and blue indicates in the hanky code?
January 10, 2011 at 2:02 pm
By the way…
A typo? An omitted letter gets play on Regretsy when we’ve got women crocheting tampons?
Crocheted tampons are so 2009. – HK
January 10, 2011 at 2:08 pm
Star spangles don’t count.
January 10, 2011 at 2:26 pm
Why hello there, Old Glory!
January 10, 2011 at 2:26 pm
the phrase “American Pride” has now caught up with the 21st century! Bravo!
….or maybe it’s just a little fly-curious
January 10, 2011 at 2:26 pm
I thought Walt Whitman was the original American fag.
January 10, 2011 at 2:29 pm
Wow, this post almost makes me stop crying.
January 10, 2011 at 2:30 pm
so wait… does this mean if i want a British cigarette, i’m being patriotic?
I’m so confused
January 10, 2011 at 2:30 pm
Oh, tpyoes!
January 10, 2011 at 2:37 pm
@ Billsbayou – wow, you’re collecting the thumbs-downers today!
And while you can’t get Kodachrome processed by Kodak or other commercial development plants, you can still do it yourself in your own darkroom. I tried developing my own color slides once. 3 hours later, I had a roll of black with a red dot and a blue dot.
And one last thing about the hand-crcocheted tampons – one would think the risk of TSS is much higher than disposables.
January 10, 2011 at 2:37 pm
there’s some jokes in here somewhere about “poles” ad “saluting” but i’m too tired to come up with anything
January 10, 2011 at 2:43 pm
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January 10, 2011 at 3:00 pm
I pledge allegiance to the American fag.
January 10, 2011 at 3:14 pm
That fag IS original – he’s not afraid to wear stars with stripes.
January 10, 2011 at 3:22 pm
Rusty Flagpole? Is that anything like a Rusty Tromblumpkin?
January 10, 2011 at 3:24 pm
Walt Whitman was a fag?
January 10, 2011 at 3:26 pm
Anyway, you’ve heard that Shirley Phelps and her gang are going to Tuscon to protest the Arizona funerals. I wish that group would just eat shit and die.
January 10, 2011 at 4:03 pm
Maybe he photographer just outed themselves inadvertantly – oops!
@ #19 That’s Old Glory Hole, surely.
January 10, 2011 at 4:40 pm
It’s in celebration of the repealing of the Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell law.
January 10, 2011 at 5:09 pm
That’s one fag I would like to see half staff.
January 10, 2011 at 5:22 pm
Wait, Wait, Wait – $15 for this?
http://www.etsy.com/listing/63869105/harvest-moon-8×10
Let me duplicate that for you, so you don’t have to click the link:
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January 10, 2011 at 5:42 pm
#31 ; )
January 10, 2011 at 5:46 pm
@33 Woody, I caught that one too. The photographer snaps photos from the hip and they’re blurry to boot.
@25 Buzzkill, I have mad crazy fans here. You haven’t seen the worst of my neg counts.
January 10, 2011 at 6:01 pm
Spell check, people! Dear God, it’s not that hard to spell check!
I showed this to my gay son, and now he’s wandering around the house singing “He’s a grand old fag!”
I hope you’re happy, daisyj.
January 10, 2011 at 6:19 pm
I thought the gay flag had rainbows on it?
January 10, 2011 at 10:54 pm
Who do you think the Original American Fag was?
January 11, 2011 at 3:24 pm
@#39 “A high-flying fag”?
January 11, 2011 at 7:04 pm
i think spellcheckers are gonna be surpassing glingers this year
January 12, 2011 at 6:17 am
All that dedication to Koda, and not enough time to spell check.
January 12, 2011 at 10:16 am
This is awesome… I am such a typo whore