Just taking a break from my break to share this with you. Back to posting all regular-like in a few days, but for now, please enjoy a ride on the old Daddle.
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Shit! How could I forget Grandad!?! There’s something about strapping this thing onto an old man on the floor on all fours that screams an explanation to the authorities.
Oh sure, you mock now. But when you’re riding your dad across the plains, traveling several hundred feet per day to drive two thousand head of babies in for the market, that’s when you really learn to appreciate a high-quality daddle.
Any time my dad and I used to play horsie, it was a spontaneous thing that lasted thirty seconds before I got distracted and/or my dad complained I was too heavy. I assumed that’s what it was like for every kid.
So, only men are allowed to wear this get-up? I demand a maddle (or moddle) for moms! Oh, wait . . . I really don’t want to be ridden by my kids. To hell with it.
We had a different kind of “daddle” in my house growing up. It was an old wooden paddle Dad would bring out whenever we got in trouble. Just as kinky yet less(?) fun. I wonder if I can find one of those on Etsy?
Since I was a daddy’s girl growing up I find this infinitely disturbing and disturbingly kinky…er…I mean creepy. But the real reason I decided to post for the first time (I think,I signed up totally wasted and didn’t remember my password) was because I just watched “The Haunted World of El Superbeasto.” I wanted to say, I lurve you April, that was the most fucked up-awesome movie I’ve seen in a long time. For those who didn’t know, she voiced 8 different characters. Helen Killer + Rob Zombie = Awesomely Whimsicle Fuckery!
I’ll buy it if it comes with a ride on 70s porn star redneck dad there. I’d f-er, ride him twelve ways from Sunday. He’s got that whole, “John Deere Mystique” thing going on.
Seriously, if this had existed when I was little, I would have had interchangable saddle pads, a bridle, and a riding crop. I can’t even pretend that this isn’t awesome.
I want one now, just in case the opportunity arises. One of my grandpas is even still alive!
Fantastic, this is just what I need! I wore out my last Daddle during the Great Tabby Cat Drive of ’97. That was the year we almost lost Uncle Steve to Potomac Horse Fever and had to put grandpa out to pasture.
Fun for the whole family, just not all at the same time. I was just trying to convince my husband we need one. We’ll have to try it out after the kid goes to bed first, though, you know, for safety. Yeah, that’s it. To make sure it’s safe.
To seller,
This product is sure to become the next fad. I’m a single mother and can’t take the thought of my son being left out. Is there a Maddle version? And does it come in different colors?
Or is there a deluxe addition, daddy included?
#48 with stretch65 is currently regular: My Daddy used to get his film developed at a place down/across the street from Rawhide. Or, at least that’s what he was telling his Wife and Children.
True confession: I purchased a commercially made “daddy saddle” a dozen years ago when our first daughter was about 4. I thought it was cute and silly. The sexual innuendos seriously NEVER occurred to me until my husband opened the package and LOOKED at me.
Dunno what all the fuss is about – the IRS has been using these for decades now. It’s called a Staddle (Sucker Taxpayer Saddle). They work and ride you till you drop, then lay claim to your bridle, shoes, mane and tail for “estate duty” before sending your carcass on it’s merry way.
Pretty sure this is a sex toy and should never be used in the connection of daddy & anyone under the age of 18… and surely not daddy and children.
This actually makes me a bit scared and I think I just puked a little
January 6, 2011 at 11:43 am
I’m sure Daddies will love this.
January 6, 2011 at 11:47 am
There is no way that will ever be used for sexual roleplaying purposes by consenting adults. It is strictly a father/child toy.
January 6, 2011 at 11:48 am
Throw in that stick-on moustache and you got yourself a deal.
January 6, 2011 at 11:51 am
Fabulous Daddle… where’s the riding crop?
January 6, 2011 at 11:52 am
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January 6, 2011 at 11:53 am
That name is so awful and hilarious it’s going to dominate the rest of my day: “Daddle Daddle Daddle…”
January 6, 2011 at 11:55 am
Shit! How could I forget Grandad!?! There’s something about strapping this thing onto an old man on the floor on all fours that screams an explanation to the authorities.
January 6, 2011 at 12:02 pm
Sure wish it came with spurs and a whip, otherwise what fun is it?
January 6, 2011 at 12:13 pm
Oh sure, you mock now. But when you’re riding your dad across the plains, traveling several hundred feet per day to drive two thousand head of babies in for the market, that’s when you really learn to appreciate a high-quality daddle.
January 6, 2011 at 12:14 pm
Question: If daddy hurts his leg, do we have to put him down?
January 6, 2011 at 12:23 pm
@Holytape: First we put him down, then he gets sent to the glue factory.
January 6, 2011 at 12:24 pm
Why do I suddenly have the “Masochism Tango” playing in my head?
January 6, 2011 at 12:24 pm
Oh, and thank GOD for your break from your break!
January 6, 2011 at 12:37 pm
I’m pretty sure that’s the model Jeff Bridges was sporting in True Grit
January 6, 2011 at 12:50 pm
The only way I would buy this is if it had an attached Star Trek Enterprise butt plug.
January 6, 2011 at 12:53 pm
I’d tweak the slogan a little:
“Great gift for the pedophile who has everything”.
January 6, 2011 at 1:21 pm
If it comes with assless chaps I’m buying!
January 6, 2011 at 1:31 pm
“Well, Sweetie, you said you wanted a pony…”
January 6, 2011 at 1:41 pm
Filmed in the lead-curtained privacy of their cinder block basement.
January 6, 2011 at 1:46 pm
Again, I have to point out the terrible parenting here. Young LADIES ride sidesaddle.
January 6, 2011 at 2:07 pm
Made my day….needed a dose of bizarre….
January 6, 2011 at 2:08 pm
Any time my dad and I used to play horsie, it was a spontaneous thing that lasted thirty seconds before I got distracted and/or my dad complained I was too heavy. I assumed that’s what it was like for every kid.
Now I find out there’s formal riding gear.
WHAT HAVE I MISSED OUT ON?!?!?!?
January 6, 2011 at 2:31 pm
I don’t know what key it’s supposed to be in, but hey, everybody knows this song!
I got spurs that diddle while I daddle
As I go ridin’ merrily along
And I say “Hey Dad, where’s my rattle?”
And I find it in a place it don’t belong!
January 6, 2011 at 2:42 pm
So, only men are allowed to wear this get-up? I demand a maddle (or moddle) for moms! Oh, wait . . . I really don’t want to be ridden by my kids. To hell with it.
January 6, 2011 at 3:38 pm
and don’t forget grandad. in excellent shape.
or in other words:
Please note that grandad must be in excellent shape to use this safely.
January 6, 2011 at 3:43 pm
why not just get a REAL second had saddle and call it a day
January 6, 2011 at 3:49 pm
In that house daddy has to tap his foot once for yes and twice for no.
January 6, 2011 at 4:08 pm
“Great gift for a dad WHO HAS EVERYTHING.”
If he already has everything why bother getting him a second daddle?
January 6, 2011 at 4:10 pm
But joking aside I really envy this girl, she looks like she has a dad who’s happy to spend time with her and have fun, doesn’t happen that often…
January 6, 2011 at 4:28 pm
I used to frequent a *cough* Gentlemen’s club *cough8
that featured a similar item.
January 6, 2011 at 5:05 pm
The Daddie in the picture wasn’t the Daddy I was picturing as I read the ad……….
January 6, 2011 at 5:44 pm
Mazumi-Just keep telling yourself that and it might be enough to keep the nightmares at bay.
January 6, 2011 at 6:07 pm
Where’s the Rawhide bar when you need it?
January 6, 2011 at 6:15 pm
@29 Kitten Tears
good to know I’m not the only strange one here
also, am I the only one who wants one, if only to say I have one?
January 6, 2011 at 6:26 pm
Invented by a chiropractor, to drum up business.
Also, I don’t like how this product assumes only dads need saddles. Where’s the maddle? Grandmaddle? Mas like to be on all fours, too, don’t they?
January 6, 2011 at 7:11 pm
Does the “daddle blanket”/”genuine Navajo bathmat” come with or is it sold separately?
January 6, 2011 at 7:47 pm
Frau Blucher!
January 6, 2011 at 7:58 pm
You can never get ‘em started on the pony play too early.
COMPLETELY UNRELATED, but apropos just the same:
http://i990.photobucket.com/albums/af28/sunshynegrll/regretsylove1.jpg
January 6, 2011 at 8:40 pm
Wow. Just think what you could save on gas money if you had one for every member of your family…at least the strong and/or portly members anyway.
January 6, 2011 at 9:15 pm
“Daddle, Daddle, Daddle, I made you out of clay(and possibly a placemat)and when you are dry and ready, then Daddle we will play!”
January 6, 2011 at 9:26 pm
@daisyj “…to drive two thousand head of babies in for the market”
or babbies to the barbecue!
January 6, 2011 at 9:31 pm
The accessory kit includes blanket, spurs, and Chester the Molester moustache. Awesome!
January 6, 2011 at 9:49 pm
I prefer that Daddle Deluxe, which comes with a real working branding iron
January 6, 2011 at 10:35 pm
We had a different kind of “daddle” in my house growing up. It was an old wooden paddle Dad would bring out whenever we got in trouble. Just as kinky yet less(?) fun. I wonder if I can find one of those on Etsy?
January 6, 2011 at 11:20 pm
Since I was a daddy’s girl growing up I find this infinitely disturbing and disturbingly kinky…er…I mean creepy. But the real reason I decided to post for the first time (I think,I signed up totally wasted and didn’t remember my password) was because I just watched “The Haunted World of El Superbeasto.” I wanted to say, I lurve you April, that was the most fucked up-awesome movie I’ve seen in a long time. For those who didn’t know, she voiced 8 different characters. Helen Killer + Rob Zombie = Awesomely Whimsicle Fuckery!
January 7, 2011 at 12:05 am
Helen,
I hope you get regular real soon!!
(fyi prunes FTW)
January 7, 2011 at 12:28 am
Looks like they’ve started casting “To Catch a Predator” early this year…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwFr_VcGMKQ
January 7, 2011 at 12:34 am
#33 gone like so many watering holes. Its now mixed latino establishment called COBRA. No more watering holes in the Valley to water your daddy
January 7, 2011 at 12:47 am
Her feet are NOT in the stirrups…
(okay, flashback to my gyno this morning. sorry about that…)
January 7, 2011 at 4:57 am
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January 7, 2011 at 6:00 am
At least the father and daughter have a stable relationship.
*hi-hat*
Thank you, thank you…I’m here all week.
January 7, 2011 at 6:01 am
These things stir-up so many emotions in me.
January 7, 2011 at 6:52 am
I’ll buy it if it comes with a ride on 70s porn star redneck dad there. I’d f-er, ride him twelve ways from Sunday. He’s got that whole, “John Deere Mystique” thing going on.
January 7, 2011 at 8:47 am
Kenner made this back in ’65:
http://atomictreehouse.blogspot.com/2008/01/kenners-daddy-saddle-1965.html
January 7, 2011 at 9:08 am
Oh he knows what’s up. Look how red his face is!
January 7, 2011 at 9:26 am
Seriously, if this had existed when I was little, I would have had interchangable saddle pads, a bridle, and a riding crop. I can’t even pretend that this isn’t awesome.
I want one now, just in case the opportunity arises. One of my grandpas is even still alive!
January 7, 2011 at 9:38 am
I hope this has a built-in back brace.
January 7, 2011 at 10:21 am
You know you’re a redneck if your Daddie is your horse because the car is on the front lawn up on cinder blocks next to the couch
January 7, 2011 at 10:42 am
Fantastic, this is just what I need! I wore out my last Daddle during the Great Tabby Cat Drive of ’97. That was the year we almost lost Uncle Steve to Potomac Horse Fever and had to put grandpa out to pasture.
January 7, 2011 at 1:43 pm
Fun for the whole family, just not all at the same time. I was just trying to convince my husband we need one. We’ll have to try it out after the kid goes to bed first, though, you know, for safety. Yeah, that’s it. To make sure it’s safe.
January 7, 2011 at 2:13 pm
To seller,
This product is sure to become the next fad. I’m a single mother and can’t take the thought of my son being left out. Is there a Maddle version? And does it come in different colors?
Or is there a deluxe addition, daddy included?
January 7, 2011 at 4:14 pm
#48 with stretch65 is currently regular: My Daddy used to get his film developed at a place down/across the street from Rawhide. Or, at least that’s what he was telling his Wife and Children.
January 7, 2011 at 5:56 pm
#61 as George Takai once said: “Oh My”
January 7, 2011 at 5:58 pm
#62 with stretch65 is currently regular : niiiiice
January 7, 2011 at 7:45 pm
I can see that little girl going through years of therapy.
January 7, 2011 at 11:12 pm
Does it come in pink?
January 8, 2011 at 8:21 am
True confession: I purchased a commercially made “daddy saddle” a dozen years ago when our first daughter was about 4. I thought it was cute and silly. The sexual innuendos seriously NEVER occurred to me until my husband opened the package and LOOKED at me.
January 8, 2011 at 10:11 am
Does it come in an English saddle version?
January 8, 2011 at 10:11 am
Does it come in an English saddle version?
January 8, 2011 at 11:03 am
It needs a gun rack.
January 8, 2011 at 3:21 pm
@ #20 – it’s sideDADDLE GAH wtf get your shit straight!
January 8, 2011 at 4:26 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9qfzlZSu14
Watch from 3:20
January 8, 2011 at 7:24 pm
ARGH! Why can I only find used ‘Daddles’ in Canada!! The shipping and handling is murder!
January 8, 2011 at 7:31 pm
@#17 – ALL chaps are assless. It just depends on the occasion.
January 8, 2011 at 8:17 pm
To get the most out of your Daddle, be sure to also pick up the new Dattle Prod!
(Products sold separately.)
January 8, 2011 at 9:34 pm
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January 8, 2011 at 10:07 pm
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January 10, 2011 at 3:26 am
all it needs is a hand-knitted balaclava and that’s a phone call to social services, right there. o.O
January 10, 2011 at 5:02 am
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January 10, 2011 at 8:00 am
I thought for sure the Cheezburglers would be here by now.
January 11, 2011 at 1:48 pm
That’s the finest Paedoddle, I mean “Daddle” I have ever seen!
January 11, 2011 at 3:16 pm
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