This morning, the Regretsy book is ranked 1,776 out of over 8,000,000 books on Amazon. Now, I’m no math expert, but that sounds positive.

So I’m going to suggest that you consider making this piece of crap a stocking stuffer this year for your less fortunate friends. And the reason I’m asking is this: if you buy this book using this Amazon link, all of my royalties will be donated to charity. Plus Amazon will throw in another 5%.

I’ve been doing this with Amazon since the book came out in April, and I have to say, it’s been a really good way to raise funds. We’ve raised close to $30,000 this year for various charitable causes, and this Amazon program has been a big part of that.

And by the way, once you get to Amazon via that link, 5% of anything you buy will go to charity. So you can still do something great while you’re shopping, even if you don’t buy my book.

But you’ll be a fuckhead.

UPDATE:

WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW