The Regretsy 2010 Christmas Special
It’s a Boxing Day miracle!
Yes, it’s a day late, but still one of my favorite things we’ve ever done here. Hope you enjoy it!
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December 26, 2010 at 5:08 pm
Friggin awesome!
December 26, 2010 at 5:09 pm
Epic
December 26, 2010 at 5:10 pm
You are my favorite.
December 26, 2010 at 5:11 pm
OH GODS, THAT WAS FUCKTASTIC. Thank you thank you thank you, Helen, and Bronc, and Rob Paulsen, and everyone else….
December 26, 2010 at 5:11 pm
I just died of awesome. OF AWESOME!
December 26, 2010 at 5:11 pm
HK and BD you made me almost pee my pants with laughter. Until the clown in a tiny hat. Then I screamed in terror.
Genius!
December 26, 2010 at 5:15 pm
I laughed so hard I’m crying. The Goatse cave… hahaha! And the Photoshop Cat sneaks in at the end! Mr. Flammiferous is looking at me like I have six heads. Oh well.
December 26, 2010 at 5:16 pm
I’m going to cry. Not because this was the most awesomesauciest thing ever, which it was, but because it’s bound to be yanked for copyright infringement by some asswagon in Arkansas.
Nope! It’s parody, it’s all our own animation, and we have permission to use the music! YAY!! – HK
December 26, 2010 at 5:17 pm
That was the best Christmas special EVER!! Thank you!
December 26, 2010 at 5:17 pm
Are you sure that penis gun doesn’t shoot awesome sauce? ‘Cause I’m covered in it thanks to my new favourite Christmas fuckery.
Next to the artisticagnostic who’s stolen my heart this is the best present I got this year!
Namaste bitches indeed!!!
December 26, 2010 at 5:18 pm
That just made my entire year …
December 26, 2010 at 5:18 pm
Oh, Jesus FUCK!
December 26, 2010 at 5:18 pm
This is why Al Gore invented teh interwebs.
December 26, 2010 at 5:19 pm
Freakin’ brilliant! Thank you!
December 26, 2010 at 5:21 pm
Whew! Thank the Dalai Lama for the parody loophole!
December 26, 2010 at 5:22 pm
*Speechless*
You’ve outdown yourselves…
December 26, 2010 at 5:23 pm
And outdone…
December 26, 2010 at 5:25 pm
This is a hot mess and I LOVE it!!!!!
December 26, 2010 at 5:25 pm
Omg, I just peed a little…
December 26, 2010 at 5:26 pm
Lovin’ #8.
December 26, 2010 at 5:28 pm
Combining my love of the 50′s style TV special and regretsy ‘art’ – pure awesome. Merci bien!!!
December 26, 2010 at 5:28 pm
OMG, that was beautiful!
December 26, 2010 at 5:29 pm
This is awesome
I vote we make December 26th “Misfit Fuckery” day!
Never understood the whole Boxing Day bullshit anyways.
December 26, 2010 at 5:30 pm
OMGosh, the Bella and Edward pots! It just keeps getting better and better!
December 26, 2010 at 5:32 pm
Brilliant! Bravo!
December 26, 2010 at 5:34 pm
How many times can I watch it? It just gets better and better. (Lovin’ the King, lol.)
December 26, 2010 at 5:35 pm
Oh, wait, I said that. *Facepalm* Wasn’t sure if it was here or there. *Holiday burnout* Cheers, y’all.
December 26, 2010 at 5:37 pm
This was the best Christmas gift I’ve received in YEARS!
Bronc did some awesome animation.
If I don’t see this on the short list for a short film Oscar, there is something wrong with the Academy.
Fuckery at its finest!
Thank you Helen and Bronc!
December 26, 2010 at 5:39 pm
Best thing ever. Can’t wait to have kids so I can show it to them.
December 26, 2010 at 5:44 pm
I have to say that this was the most beautiful thing I have ever watched.
New Christmas Tradition, her I come!
Great job, guys.
December 26, 2010 at 5:48 pm
AWESOME! AWESOME!!! AWESOME!!!1!
I showed this to the spouse, and I have the feeling it will be the featured screening at my involuntary commitment hearing. So thanks in advance for making that AWESOME, too!
December 26, 2010 at 5:48 pm
Fantastical
December 26, 2010 at 5:49 pm
OMFG-Indian Head Applique’ Boy busted my Regretsy hymen low those many months ago! Thank you and God (or whatever idol you choose to worship to make you personally feel better about your mortality) Bless us, every one!
December 26, 2010 at 5:50 pm
The funniest goddamned thing I’ve watched all day. You guys have outdone yourselves. Namaste bitches, indeed! ☃
December 26, 2010 at 5:57 pm
this is so beautiful i’m crying real teeth. REAL TEETH!
December 26, 2010 at 5:59 pm
THAT was amazing! I hope next years is even loooonger! Nameste, bitches! OMFG I laughed so hard at that I peed myself and my cat ran and hid. I’m sure my upstairs neighbors will be filing a noise complaint. Screw them! As soon as I play this for the cops they’ll understand!
Well done, HK and BD! And everyone else involved. What a fucking hoot!
Um, HK, can I be your girlfriend? Pleeeeeeeeeze?
December 26, 2010 at 6:01 pm
VBAC = All I could see was “Vaginal Birth After Cesarean”!!! Puzzlement notwithstanding, this was not only superlative awesomesauce in and of itself but for all the joyous, sqee-ish and downright terrifying memories of the past year-ish! Best Christmas present EVAH! Brilliant! Fuckery Forever!
Here you go – BD
December 26, 2010 at 6:06 pm
that was ridiculously amazing!
December 26, 2010 at 6:10 pm
Just think what would happen if these powers were used for good?
December 26, 2010 at 6:12 pm
Awesome! You got the everything down perfectly, even the font and the kitchsy shadows! HK, Did I notice a nod to your dad in Earl’s voice?
December 26, 2010 at 6:18 pm
This being my first Christmas away from my family, and the most fuckery-filled, this is all sort of perfect! Between the fried chicken and grilled cheese Christmas dinner, the exchange of broken statuettes, and a rather nasty sojou hangover…. ahhh, nothing like a traditional Christmas.
I propose a toast to the incomparable folks who made this video! *raises a glass of lukewarm tap water* From our purple-anused friends to that brave little earless elephant, may we all have an even fuckier 2011.
December 26, 2010 at 6:20 pm
I think that I’m in love with you both.
December 26, 2010 at 6:23 pm
i just watched this three times in a row…the most wonderful day of the year! (rudolph pun intended)
brilliant, brilliant, brilliant.
you’ve really outdone yourselves! loved it! ♥
December 26, 2010 at 6:34 pm
Thank you. I needed that.
December 26, 2010 at 6:39 pm
AMAZING, amazing, amAZing. IJCOT, x1234567890
GENIUS!!!!!!!!!
December 26, 2010 at 6:41 pm
Holy shit, Merry Festivus to ME! That was brilliant!
December 26, 2010 at 6:47 pm
pure whimsicle genius! Merry christmas! God bless us every one
December 26, 2010 at 6:59 pm
I am overwhelmed that all that shit-fuckery managed to be so ingeniously crafted into something actually creative! You have given us an amazing gift April, throughout the entire year, & now have topped it all off with a cheery Christmas bow! Thank you on behalf of another loyal Regretsy fan. I wish you & yours a very Merry Christmas!
December 26, 2010 at 7:06 pm
This is my new favorite Christmas cartoon. Thanks so much to you, Bronc and everyone else involved for making sure the fuckery continues well into 2011!
PS-I may never be able to read Stephen King again after the nesting dolls. The Russian accent was an especially nice touch.
December 26, 2010 at 7:06 pm
I want Etsy to use this for an ad campaign. Just 10,000 shades of awesomeness.
December 26, 2010 at 7:09 pm
@#37 – Bipolaroid. I’d copyright that. What a frickin’ hoot.
December 26, 2010 at 7:19 pm
I just had a squeegasm!
December 26, 2010 at 7:47 pm
OMFG. I’m in awe of the awesomeness of this awesome thing.
December 26, 2010 at 8:04 pm
Please reconsider my urgent plea for a three-way marriage.
December 26, 2010 at 8:12 pm
This just made my decade.
December 26, 2010 at 8:15 pm
That was mass-assed packed with Whimsicle Fuckery! I am Healed.
December 26, 2010 at 8:34 pm
HOLY SHIT I LOVE YOU.
December 26, 2010 at 9:20 pm
PURE GENIUS!!
December 26, 2010 at 9:40 pm
Thank you for bringing my doll to life.
December 26, 2010 at 10:22 pm
There are no words.
December 26, 2010 at 10:25 pm
Holy shit, I’m gonna die of awesome. Best. Christmas Special. EVAR!!!ELEVENTY BITCHES!
Namaste Bitches, indeed! That’s just an amazing round of Fuck Me, That’s So Awesome!
December 26, 2010 at 10:44 pm
Multiple laughgasms! That’s the best Christmas special evers!!!
Namaste us bitches, everyone!
December 26, 2010 at 11:32 pm
Warmed the cockles of my cold, cold heart.
Thank you.
December 27, 2010 at 12:31 am
Ha! Genius, I love it! Congrats and here’s a to a 2011 full of the whimsiclist fuckery ever. Sorry I’m still drunk. x
December 27, 2010 at 12:39 am
Nooooooo!!! the video is blocked in Germany due to content from UMG. Can you please post it somewhere other than YouTube??
Germany is the only place it’s blocked! We’re going to appeal, but in the mean time we’ll look for another place to host it as well. – HK
December 27, 2010 at 1:02 am
that was epic!
December 27, 2010 at 1:34 am
Absolutely fucktastic! You are made of win!
December 27, 2010 at 1:49 am
Thank you Helen! Happy Christmas
December 27, 2010 at 1:57 am
The Burger Meister Meister Berger is up to his old tricks in Germany
December 27, 2010 at 2:36 am
I just love you. L-O-V-E you. This is the best Christmas video ever.
Could this be made into a tv series? Because this beats the likes of South Park by a mile made of feces.
December 27, 2010 at 3:52 am
Wow, I hadn’t known that the fish-head squirrel was gay! Of course; duh! My love for him has grown even deeper.
Merry New Year to all of you, my best friends, my twisted, over-medicated compadres. May you all be gay, avoid the VBAC, swig too much cough syrup, cover your Preparation-H’d anuses with flower appliques, and pass out near a soft surface. May your doctors be liberal with the Vicodin all year!
Namaste, my loves….let us all join hands as we genuflect in worship of our goddess, April the Magnificent! Kisses!!!
December 27, 2010 at 4:10 am
Also in Germany, and devastated… please think of a way of getting it to us soon! There is so little to laugh at here (ever seen a German comedy? Me neither)
Don’t you at least get to watch “Same Procedure as Last Year” though? – BD
December 27, 2010 at 4:29 am
Merry Christmas April and all! The meerkats are honoured!
December 27, 2010 at 5:52 am
This is so good, it needs to be longer.
December 27, 2010 at 6:10 am
Thank you, HK and Bronc. I spent Boxing Day cooking for friends. This was the perfect way to start the day before scraping the remains of the Buche de Noel food fight off the walls of the kitchen.
Also, I can’t get over the incredibly lifelike animation of fish-in-a-squirrel-suit’s fur. You guys should really thing about getting into animation and voices overs for your careers.
December 27, 2010 at 6:52 am
This is too well done. I cannot believe it…it’s so beautiful.
December 27, 2010 at 7:20 am
The only thing missing is the Abominable Let-Is-Snowman!
December 27, 2010 at 8:00 am
Ha nice touch, that was one of my favorite movies of the year you butchered, and you know what… it was FABULOUS! Thank you APriL! I love it! =D
December 27, 2010 at 8:17 am
BRAVA!!!!!!!!!Well done! Bien hecho, tres bien,
nzuri sana, horosho, gumath!
It was fanfuckingtastic!
December 27, 2010 at 8:30 am
That must have been a butt-load of work to pull off but, jay-sus what an outcome! Thank you all!
And, on top of that I learned an assload of new swear words thanks to all you fucktastic commenting bitches!
Have a whimsifuckawesome new year y’all!
December 27, 2010 at 9:20 am
This is my favorite Christmas present. Thank you, thank you, thank you!!!!
Love you all!
December 27, 2010 at 9:49 am
Love, love, LOVE! Thanks for making my xmas more speshul. XXXOOO
December 27, 2010 at 9:57 am
Hahaha that was just inspiring. Thanks for the smile; wonderful job! : )
December 27, 2010 at 10:02 am
Brilliant, but I’ve got a sneaking suspicion that CBS won’t be showing this in prime time – anytime!
Thanks, Helen and Bronc!
December 27, 2010 at 10:41 am
LOL you so need to make a full length video!!! I was laughing so hard my daughter thought I was losing it! I just wanted to see so much more! Promise to make a full length one?
December 27, 2010 at 10:48 am
After having visited Regretsy for a very long time, I finally had to register so that I could post a comment on this one.
Best. Christmas. Gift. Ever.
Thank you for all the Whimsicle Fuckery. You have made my year. <3
December 27, 2010 at 10:50 am
I didn’t think it was possible, but this video has made me even MORE proud to own Patrick Stewart’s head on a can. Thankyou!!
December 27, 2010 at 11:32 am
I must taste of the flesh that houses the mind that controlled the hand that touched the keyboard/mouse that sent electronic commands to the computer that created this magnificent beast. Marry Me?
December 27, 2010 at 12:12 pm
Loved it! Oh, and voices by “Auntie Vera Charles”? Even more love for the Auntie Mame reference!
December 27, 2010 at 12:56 pm
Ok, I recognized almost all the crafts…except one. And searching “butthole stickers” didn’t help either. So, what’s up with the dog butthole stickers? What did I miss?
December 27, 2010 at 1:01 pm
Positively brilliant. The best 3 minutes and 24 seconds of my life.
December 27, 2010 at 1:20 pm
That was fan-freakin’-tastic!
December 27, 2010 at 1:25 pm
I have no words. But I do plan on working “Tourettsiest” into at least one conversation a day.
Srsly, this is brilliant!
December 27, 2010 at 1:57 pm
They told me my procrastinationitis has become inflamed since I’ve started coming to this site, but I gave the people at my intervention the [tastefully bedazzled] finger and made an account instead. Just because of this post. Viva la Fuckery!
December 27, 2010 at 3:14 pm
Righteous
December 27, 2010 at 5:47 pm
Totally awesome, turned up to 11. The husband heard me laughing from the other end of the house during the beginning, and came to investigate. We both laughed like lunatics (he read the book when I brought it home, and has been called over to look at some of the fuckery online).
Thank you thank you thank you! (and someone did a really good Alan Rickman voice for the fish, too.)
December 27, 2010 at 6:02 pm
Amazing.
December 27, 2010 at 6:09 pm
So funny I lost a few lbs…of course it was all water weight(I laughed so hard I cried, I’m sure I peed a bit and spittle flew from mouth more than once).
Fan-fucking-tastic!
December 27, 2010 at 6:14 pm
This was shoot the catheter out of my vagoo awesome. Merry Merry everyone.
December 27, 2010 at 6:52 pm
Oh my gosh. It’s like “It’s a Small World” on crack… This should be a ride.
December 27, 2010 at 8:20 pm
Holy Fucking Yes! I would like another bowl please!
December 27, 2010 at 8:36 pm
I am absolutely stunned. I almost want to cry.
December 27, 2010 at 8:37 pm
I laughed. I cried. It became a part of me.
December 27, 2010 at 9:36 pm
It’s not a day late – it’s Boxing Day! When we box up all the hand-made whimsicle fuckery we get for Christmas and give it to someone else.
December 27, 2010 at 9:42 pm
@onestopannijaksun (#90) – look for seller “rear gear.”
December 27, 2010 at 9:48 pm
Regretsy wins the 2010 Holiday Season.
(“Hey sis, check it out, Burl Ives really was a dick!”)
December 27, 2010 at 10:55 pm
@mapleleaves….for the first time on regretsy, I almost wish I hadn’t asked.
Why????
December 27, 2010 at 11:47 pm
thanks and merry xmas back atchall! “Shooting blanks” doll must have been before my time, but somehow it makes me think of propane and propane accessories.
December 28, 2010 at 5:28 am
Job well done. I only wish it was longer.
December 28, 2010 at 5:44 am
#77 monkeysfly :The only thing missing is the Abominable Let-Is-Snowman!
Oh. My. Gawd. You probably didn’t have time to add this but I think I can speak for a lot of us if I beg you to redo it and add the Let Is Snowman. We’ll give you time. No hurry. It will be just as funny in March and we’ll all be pissing ourselves laughing.
December 28, 2010 at 6:19 am
I created an accoutn, after a whole year of fuckery, just to say ” TOTAL WIN, THANK YOU EVERSOFUCKING MUCH FOR MAKING MY RETINAE BLEED ALL YEAR LONG” Yes I must capitalise that because my husband and I both LOVE this
Here’s to another year of awesomesauce!
December 28, 2010 at 7:57 am
#109 – the Let-Is-Snowman needs to be followed around by someone wearing an “I is a lawyer” button who threatens to disassemble him…
December 28, 2010 at 7:57 am
Or maybe an “I it a lawyer”…
December 28, 2010 at 9:08 am
I logged in just to comment on the previous entry – but I see the joke continues here so it’s kinda appropriate.
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I’D REALLY LIKE TO SEE THE SPELL-CHECKER YOU PEOPLE ARE USING! IT MUST BE QUITE SPECIAL IF IT HIGHLIGHTS THE PHRASE “LET IS SNOW” AS WRONG!!!
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December 28, 2010 at 9:36 am
Who was the kindly old man who voiced the narration? I was picturing you hiring your sweet old Grampa and how he had to say “Fuckery” a bunch of times!!
I will have to watch that about 75 more times! Best Christmas present ever! Thank you Bronc and April!
December 28, 2010 at 10:21 am
Awww man! I wish I were friends with professional voice actors. I think it would enhance my life in a thousand different ways…a thousand and one if I, y’know, actually made animations.
This was just…I just…this… *explodes with joy*
December 28, 2010 at 1:41 pm
the dog licking the little guy who got shot with the penis gun!
December 28, 2010 at 2:04 pm
The muffled, faceless knit bear is officially where I lost it and started laughing like a seal voiced by Bette Davis (were she still alive).
December 28, 2010 at 3:28 pm
absolutely brightened up my cold, fuckless evening
long time reader, second-time commenter… fuck me that was a slice of brilliance!!! XD
December 28, 2010 at 5:00 pm
@ #108 Wish I had a dollar for all the times I’ve been told that.
December 29, 2010 at 7:37 am
I feel like I’ve been magically transported back to the days of my childhood when animated Christmas specials moved my soul and brought a tear to my eye. Almost makes me want to spawn some kids just so they could one day share in this miracle. Notice I said, “almost.”
December 29, 2010 at 7:44 am
I sure hope Bronc and Helen aren’t jailed in Arkansas. Just in case, anyone have a toothless adolescent daughter to offer up for bail?
December 29, 2010 at 11:10 am
Killeeeeeeeeeer!
I’m regretsy jonesing!
Must…laugh
(OK, I admit it – I’m pathetic, but I’m hooked)
December 29, 2010 at 12:26 pm
God bless us.
Every one.
LOVE it!
December 29, 2010 at 12:41 pm
*politely knocks*
Um, you alright over there? Just making sure that the freak wanting the Jonas skin suit didn’t get you. Because I care.
<3
Laura
December 29, 2010 at 1:32 pm
If we don’t hear from them soon, we’ll put together a Whimsicle Fuckery Wagon Train Caravan, head on out to Arkansas, and spring ‘em from jail. ‘member that dog that held the keys in Pirates of the Carribean? Well, I know this guy who knows one of her littermates….we can do this thing!
December 29, 2010 at 2:50 pm
Sorry to sound like a whiny bitch, but where’s mommy in daddy? In the clink for stealing someone’s stolen, mangled song lyrics? Where it they?
December 29, 2010 at 2:50 pm
er… shit. Is should have read: “In the clink for “stealing”…blah blah blah?
December 29, 2010 at 5:54 pm
Oh fuck! It reminds me of that bit in Toy Story where all fucked up toys come out from under sid’s bed to see buzz… Yep, my DD’s love that film – can you guess? Anyways, Your wee film is fucking A.
December 29, 2010 at 6:07 pm
Absolutely loved it, made hubby watch it with me about the 32nd time I saw it, now he is watching for the 15th time. I needed this. Thanks!
December 29, 2010 at 10:00 pm
I. AM. CRYING.
I’m laughing so hard I’m crying.
I’m pretty sure my life is complete after watching that.
December 30, 2010 at 4:23 pm
I just keep coming back to watch it a couple of times every day, laugh, and see what else I can spot. I finally heard “Tourettesiest.”
I hope Helen & Bronc are just recovering from all the hard work. Being married to someone who does animation for a living, I know the kind of hours these things take.
December 30, 2010 at 5:50 pm
Here’s a reminder about the butthole stickers for those who missed it:
http://www.etsy.com/shop/RearGear
January 12, 2011 at 11:51 pm
I’m just tickled by the wonderful execution of this whole thing, and completely in love with meerkat rudolf.