although I will admit… wearing it as a pendant as she suggests would be a great way to piss the people off at my very relious and very strict university without having to do much work… I’ll have to remember that….
You can tell by the poison-frog colors that this Jesus will kill you if you eat him.
(I always said the same thing about my mother’s lime Jell-o with grated carrot and marischino cherries, but no one believed me, and NOW LOOK AT THEM!!!)
I like to think of it as Raiders of the Lost Ark where the nazis look at the ark Jesus. Except Jesus shouldn’t have to get his face melted off for looking.
The lesser known time paradox: The Christmas Zombie Jesus Paradox. What if Zombie Jesus went back in time to the first Christmas and ate Baby Jesus’ brain? Then Baby Jesus would never become Zombie Jesus so there would be no Zombie Jesus to eat his brain in the first place. Just thinking about it makes my zombie food hurt.
Jimmie Walker, Texas Ranger
December 24, 2010 at 12:01 pm
Dear freaky alien-looking Lord Jesus,
Bless us all this day as we celebrate the eve of your birth. Oh, and why did you only dye your head hair black? That’s just half-assed. Dye the whiskers to match or shave ‘em off. Seriously.
#35 stretch, I just realized what makes this most awesome. Now Zombie Jesus can join Tarzan, Tonto, and Frankenstein on SNL to sing Christmas carols. Of course, he’d have to resurrect Phil Hartman, but he should have done that by now anyway.
OK, I’m a total hypocrite because I went all “I’m an atheist but I don’t like offending religious people LOL!!” with the Abornaments. But, this shit is hilarious. And rather well done. And while I personally don’t have a tree to hang Zombie Jesus off of, I am rather tempted by some of her other work.
December 24, 2010 at 9:47 am
It’s just not Christmas Zombie Jesus if it doesn’t have that freshly dumped in twilight glitter look.
December 24, 2010 at 9:49 am
although I will admit… wearing it as a pendant as she suggests would be a great way to piss the people off at my very relious and very strict university without having to do much work… I’ll have to remember that….
December 24, 2010 at 9:54 am
Well, he did rise from the dead and all…
I have to say that I do love some of this seller’s other work, including this item: http://tinyurl.com/2afo7aj
December 24, 2010 at 9:54 am
I didn’t know zombies were/are green ?!
December 24, 2010 at 9:56 am
I can’t wait for another season of The Walking Dead!!!
Carry on.
December 24, 2010 at 10:00 am
I don’t hate the concept, in fact, I quite like the idea of Zombie-anything.
But this is a poor execution of zombie-fying Jesus Hussein Christ.
December 24, 2010 at 10:03 am
@ #4:
I’m with you. He looks more like pimento-stuffed-olive-Jesus or bloody-Gumby-Jesus to me.
December 24, 2010 at 10:08 am
Zombies are sparkly too now? WTF is this world coming to?
THE UNDEAD DO NOT SPARKLE UNLESS YOU POLISH THEIR BONES.
December 24, 2010 at 10:10 am
You can tell by the poison-frog colors that this Jesus will kill you if you eat him.
(I always said the same thing about my mother’s lime Jell-o with grated carrot and marischino cherries, but no one believed me, and NOW LOOK AT THEM!!!)
December 24, 2010 at 10:12 am
This is just my steampunk* ignorance talking here, but why are etsy zombies always green?
*Yes, I fucking know it’s not steampunk.
December 24, 2010 at 10:12 am
How can I wear this as a pendant without matching earrings?
December 24, 2010 at 10:14 am
Semi-matching earrings:
http://www.etsy.com/search_results.php?search_query=zombie+jesus+earrings&search_type=handmade&shopname=44chicken
December 24, 2010 at 10:20 am
How in the Sam Hill is this not sold yet?
December 24, 2010 at 10:21 am
I’m sorry, but this is just wrong… Christmas is about BABY zombie Jesus.
December 24, 2010 at 10:36 am
I call shenanigans. This is clearly Gay Incredible Hulk Jesus.
December 24, 2010 at 10:43 am
I like to think of it as Raiders of the Lost Ark where the nazis look at the ark Jesus. Except Jesus shouldn’t have to get his face melted off for looking.
December 24, 2010 at 10:54 am
“Jesus smash braaaaaaains!”
December 24, 2010 at 10:55 am
Christ Almighty…
*Gets shot*
December 24, 2010 at 10:55 am
The lesser known time paradox: The Christmas Zombie Jesus Paradox. What if Zombie Jesus went back in time to the first Christmas and ate Baby Jesus’ brain? Then Baby Jesus would never become Zombie Jesus so there would be no Zombie Jesus to eat his brain in the first place. Just thinking about it makes my zombie food hurt.
December 24, 2010 at 10:56 am
Shouldn’t it be listed as “Zombie Jesus Ornament”? /grammar police
December 24, 2010 at 11:08 am
I am crying a sparkly tear. Thank you Zombie Fully Grown Jesus! Thank you!
December 24, 2010 at 11:12 am
It’s called “jesus-punk”
December 24, 2010 at 11:14 am
I love it! The whole shop is kind of amazing.
December 24, 2010 at 11:34 am
I don’t wonder now, seeing his prickly crown of thorns, why he would constantly bemoan “BRRAAAAIINNNNNSSS!”
December 24, 2010 at 11:44 am
#20 Spiderguise- that’s probably why it made it to the Regresty Advent Calendar.
December 24, 2010 at 12:01 pm
Dear freaky alien-looking Lord Jesus,
Bless us all this day as we celebrate the eve of your birth. Oh, and why did you only dye your head hair black? That’s just half-assed. Dye the whiskers to match or shave ‘em off. Seriously.
Amen.
December 24, 2010 at 1:06 pm
#19 tinydancer: I’ve seen enough time paradox Star Trek episodes to somewhat understand that.
Okay, I want Vintage Virgin Mary’s flaming-glitter-hearts-print cloak. That is just all varieties of awesomesauce.
December 24, 2010 at 1:18 pm
Needs Lazarus earrings to perfect the look.
December 24, 2010 at 1:22 pm
Too bad it’s $25…
December 24, 2010 at 1:37 pm
What the heck is a zombie ornament? Jesus!
December 24, 2010 at 2:04 pm
“Oh come let us abhor him…”
December 24, 2010 at 2:12 pm
On the plus side, clearly the person who made this knows how to paint ceramic. That’s a pretty damn good paint job.
But the cross is just gaudy and, as mentioned before, too Twilight. Sadface.
December 24, 2010 at 2:30 pm
This makes sense on many levels. Christ
died and returned and causes havoc. Sounds like a Zombie to me…
December 24, 2010 at 2:35 pm
For the love of Zombie Jesus can anything be made without a generous helping of glitter??
December 24, 2010 at 2:43 pm
Jesus: “YOU WOULDN’T LIKE ME WHEN I’M ANGRY!
Philistines hurt Jesus. When Jesus get hurt. Jesus get MAD!”
from the upcoming sequel “Jesus Christ: It’s The Hulk”
December 24, 2010 at 3:00 pm
#35 stretch, I just realized what makes this most awesome. Now Zombie Jesus can join Tarzan, Tonto, and Frankenstein on SNL to sing Christmas carols. Of course, he’d have to resurrect Phil Hartman, but he should have done that by now anyway.
December 24, 2010 at 3:03 pm
… and Gilda Radner!!
December 24, 2010 at 3:44 pm
Jesus wept!
December 24, 2010 at 3:46 pm
OK, I’m a total hypocrite because I went all “I’m an atheist but I don’t like offending religious people LOL!!” with the Abornaments. But, this shit is hilarious. And rather well done. And while I personally don’t have a tree to hang Zombie Jesus off of, I am rather tempted by some of her other work.
December 24, 2010 at 6:19 pm
“Zombies we have heard on high, sweetly singing BRAAAAINS”
December 24, 2010 at 6:24 pm
No. Just…no.
December 24, 2010 at 6:55 pm
I thought Easter was supposed to be the holiday that’s all about Zombie Jesus.
December 24, 2010 at 7:52 pm
This post is offensive to zombies.
December 25, 2010 at 6:06 pm
I love this shop!
Vagoos ahoy:
http://www.etsy.com/listing/62901146/zombie-ornament-madonna-star
http://www.etsy.com/listing/63078140/virgin-mary-pendant-necklace
“Girl, I want to take you to a Gay Bar”:
http://www.etsy.com/listing/63078685/zombie-angel-ceramic-holder