Jimmie Walker, Texas Ranger
December 23, 2010 at 1:28 pm
Eesh, she could’ve at least destroyed actual Twilight books to make these and done the world a service. I like the included ID, though – perfect likeness of Bella’s personality.
This wallet will go really well with my Twilight checkbook register and my Twilight pen, and my Twilight multivitamins and my Twilight batteries and my Twilight toilet paper and my Twilight lip balm and my Twilight refrigerator. They took away my Twilight steak knives and my Twilight shoelaces.
It’s true that they’re conversation pieces. When I’m allowed visitors, Twilight is all we ever talk about.
I’d like him delivered naked to my front porch on Saturday morning, but what with the snow and all…well, I guess a scarf would be permissible. A scarf and duct tape.
Santa could pull this off, right? Not too short-notice?
If you’re going to produce crappy shit to peddle on Etsy, at least make sure your ink cartridges are full enough before you print out your Google image results. Or am I just failing to appreciate how well the poor quality of the printouts underscores the utter craptasticness of this product?
Made using the tears of a thousand virgins and the laughter of cool people, this wallet is durable and long lasting!… I’ve used the same one for approx 2 years now, and no one will even approach me any more!…
They make great gifts for those who wish to be shunned and ridiculed throughout high school…
I just took my 12 year old to the (outlet) mall. She bought a beautiful leather wallet. She spent $12. And now she won’t get beat up for the remainder of her babysitting money.
Ignoring the Twilight imagery completely… there’s definitely some novelty to having a duct tape wallet at some point in your life. Almost the whole point of it, though, is the geek cred of having made it yourself. $10 is just silly. Just buy yourself a whole roll and keep the change.
I’m late to the party, but this kind of shit pisses me off. The seller has over 800 feedbacks for selling copyrighted images they did not create. Super lame.
December 23, 2010 at 1:23 pm
I paid half that at Hottopic for mine.
December 23, 2010 at 1:28 pm
Eesh, she could’ve at least destroyed actual Twilight books to make these and done the world a service. I like the included ID, though – perfect likeness of Bella’s personality.
December 23, 2010 at 1:30 pm
This would go perfectly with those “designer” dresses from yesterday.
December 23, 2010 at 1:30 pm
For ‘conversation piece’, read ‘warning to others’. And indeed, it will be a great one!
December 23, 2010 at 1:32 pm
A talking wallet! Cool!
December 23, 2010 at 1:36 pm
“Happy Anniversary! I got you a Twilight wallet.”
“I want a divorce.”
December 23, 2010 at 1:36 pm
No, thanks. The mortgage vampires already sucked my wallet dry.
December 23, 2010 at 1:44 pm
This wallet will go really well with my Twilight checkbook register and my Twilight pen, and my Twilight multivitamins and my Twilight batteries and my Twilight toilet paper and my Twilight lip balm and my Twilight refrigerator. They took away my Twilight steak knives and my Twilight shoelaces.
It’s true that they’re conversation pieces. When I’m allowed visitors, Twilight is all we ever talk about.
December 23, 2010 at 1:49 pm
Actually, this will go nicely with my Justin Beiber duct tape thong. Aaand I’ve said too much.
December 23, 2010 at 2:01 pm
Well, it would help me know who NOT to converse with, so in that sense, it’s helpful.
December 23, 2010 at 2:01 pm
god damn it- their shop is in vacay mode!!
December 23, 2010 at 2:04 pm
Duct tape + Robert Pattinson = bestest Christmas gift evah.
December 23, 2010 at 2:07 pm
I’d like him delivered naked to my front porch on Saturday morning, but what with the snow and all…well, I guess a scarf would be permissible. A scarf and duct tape.
Santa could pull this off, right? Not too short-notice?
December 23, 2010 at 2:12 pm
I thought the bottom picture was a Helen Killer mock-up. I’m delighted that it’s not.
December 23, 2010 at 2:17 pm
If you’re going to produce crappy shit to peddle on Etsy, at least make sure your ink cartridges are full enough before you print out your Google image results. Or am I just failing to appreciate how well the poor quality of the printouts underscores the utter craptasticness of this product?
December 23, 2010 at 2:19 pm
#15 clogged by stray glitter, no doubt; be thankful for small mercies
December 23, 2010 at 2:23 pm
Made using the tears of a thousand virgins and the laughter of cool people, this wallet is durable and long lasting!… I’ve used the same one for approx 2 years now, and no one will even approach me any more!…
They make great gifts for those who wish to be shunned and ridiculed throughout high school…
December 23, 2010 at 2:31 pm
Forcing prisoners at Guantanamo Bay to watch Twilight was deemed crueler than Waterboarding!
December 23, 2010 at 2:40 pm
I just took my 12 year old to the (outlet) mall. She bought a beautiful leather wallet. She spent $12. And now she won’t get beat up for the remainder of her babysitting money.
December 23, 2010 at 2:41 pm
I’m no bouncer, but I think that I.D. may have been forged.
December 23, 2010 at 2:41 pm
It’s really not so durable as they claim-virtually any wallet will last two years if you never leave the basement.
December 23, 2010 at 2:55 pm
You mean it doesn’t glisten and glitter in the sun? What kind of cheap knock off is this?
December 23, 2010 at 2:55 pm
- Custom made to fit your personality
- Can withstand a time or two through the washing machine
No conversation piece this; it just rendered me speechless.
December 23, 2010 at 3:09 pm
On hiatus because they are swamped with orders and need to catch up? Do they have an 11 year old making these?
December 23, 2010 at 3:20 pm
But is there a slot in this wallet for my heart?
December 23, 2010 at 3:28 pm
This is making me reconsider the duct tape wallet I had at thirteen.
December 23, 2010 at 3:33 pm
Between this and my checks with kittens on them I’d be ashamed to spend any money on anything.
December 23, 2010 at 3:45 pm
Ignoring the Twilight imagery completely… there’s definitely some novelty to having a duct tape wallet at some point in your life. Almost the whole point of it, though, is the geek cred of having made it yourself. $10 is just silly. Just buy yourself a whole roll and keep the change.
December 23, 2010 at 3:56 pm
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December 23, 2010 at 4:36 pm
She totally missed the boat considering it doesn’t glitter! BWAHA haha ha. hem. hehem.
*facepalm*
December 23, 2010 at 5:58 pm
They stole my ID!
December 23, 2010 at 6:27 pm
Jesus, fake IDs have really gone downhill since my day!
December 23, 2010 at 7:17 pm
There is no way you can hold a roll of duct tape in that.
December 23, 2010 at 7:22 pm
Oh, it’s a wallet made from duct tape! I get it now.
I’m sorry, I only carry gaffer tape wallets.
December 23, 2010 at 7:28 pm
I hope I get one of these for Christmas… it’s been rather cold here in FL, and I need something to wrap my outside pipes in.
December 23, 2010 at 10:25 pm
It’s not Thanksgiving, but I’m _very_ thankful no one among my friends nor their kids have fallen for fairy vampires… Bless Sir Christopher Lee !
December 23, 2010 at 11:32 pm
Does she have one with Nosferatu on it? Cause I’d totally buy that.
December 23, 2010 at 11:33 pm
Hey, I like my undead to look undead, okay? Then I don’t get them mixed up with the normal people.
December 24, 2010 at 6:57 am
I’m kind of surprised that nobody has suggested moving the title of this post to the entry two posts back.
December 29, 2010 at 7:12 am
I’m late to the party, but this kind of shit pisses me off. The seller has over 800 feedbacks for selling copyrighted images they did not create. Super lame.