BONUS: Click the image to hear Morgan Fairchild butcher “Believe” on national television a few years ago.
It’d also be a great gift for anyone celebrating Beliv Eve; my favoritite holiday.
I “beliveve” somebody should get a dictionary for Christmas.
The mind boggles as to how they can spell it correctly throughout their listing, yet fail to notice the massive typo on the much-larger-than-screen-font cushion.
*shakes head in disbelieveve*
Look, I understand that even an educated person will make the occasional typo. But will someone please explain how you can make a typo in EMBROIDERY?
OH DEAR BEDAZZLED BABY JESUS IN THE MANGER — that Morgan Fairchild track is just painful!
I totally misread the BONUS addendum to say “Click the image to hear Morgan FREEMAN butcher “Believe” on national television a few years ago.”
I kept waiting for him to break in and say ‘believe’ wrong.
this is special seveven ways from Sunday.
I beliveve…that it’s a fcucking piecece of shitit.
Morgan, Morgan, Morgan. Just stick to bad acting.
I’m suddenly regretting naming my son Morgan…
My favorite part? The tiny white and brown testicles decorating the frame.
Weirdly, I’ve found that the slower and more carefully I have to write something, the higher the likelihood of misspelling it. I’m a teacher, so sometimes I have to print big headers on posters, or make signs, and it seems like having to write big and carefully and slow, I lose my spelling rhythm and am much more likely to forget a letter or something.
However, because I am intelligent, I double-check my work, especially if I am SELLING IT.
Hey, c’mon- that’s how they spell it in the primitive country.
“…people out there in our nation don’t have maps and, uh, I beliveve that our, uh, education like such as in South Africa and, uh, the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and, I beliveve that they should, our education over HERE in the U.S. should help the U.S., uh, or, uh…”
…The perfect way to wish your loved one a Beliveve Navidad!
Hey – they reduced the price to ONLY $4 now. There is a $3 discount for the typo. lol.
Has she responded with a price drop? If I’m going to save $3 and receive a whole extra “V” then I’m keen as mustard!
Nope, she’s changed her mind, it’s been pulled. Tut.
It’s gone. Too bad that Regretsy is so popular. I think that if you’re foolish enough to not use a dictionary when spelling things on your artowrk, then you should be a secret joke to the world. I guess they got embarrassed in their brief flirt with fame.
Here’s their store: http://www.etsy.com/shop/sinclaieville?ref=seller_info
“Thanks for Cher-ing the Morgan track with us Killer. I bilieve I need a drink now or a very stiff earworm to unhear that.”
The DA should press charges on Morgan for murdering that song
I am sad the seller took it down I wanted to buy it.
We have a good friend who mispronounces words when she gets tired. She say’s stuff like this all the time, I was going to give it to her as a present lol She say’s stuff like “progwaa” instead of progress, it’s hilarious.
Also…. I heard a guy singing like that in the mall yesterday. Now I’m confused.
I do beliveve in Spelle Chek! I doo!
Well, since the seller pulled the plaque with mangled spelling — you could always by her used-then-re-wrapped-around-the-tube toilet paper “air freshener” with a ribbon and some white testicle trim!
I do beliveve autotune does not make everyone’s voice listenable.
Dear Morgan Fairchild,
Having a massively over-plascticized face like Cher does not make you sound like Cher.
That is fuckucking sad.
So these people who make spelling errors on their shit, do they just assume that no-one will see the error? Because there’s no WAY they wouldn’t have noticed it as they were taking a pic of it to post!
They know how to TYPE it properly, they just aren’t very good at STITCHING it properly.
By the way, I just clicked on it and it “no longer exists.” I totally think aliens stole it. Or the seller realized it was misspelled. But I’m betting on aliens. Where are Scully and Mulder when you need them?
I believe in a thing called spelling.
Haha! She put it back up at a discount! I beliveve she read the comments here…
It’s back up again: http://www.etsy.com/listing/62715463/handmade-country-primitive-believe-sign
Download? There’s a download option for that song?? Help me Obi Wan Kenobi……
Trust no spellcheck
unless I’m in a haze from eggnog and vicodin — it’s listed again
I “beliveve” the toilet paper in the listing looks “used.”
ARGH!! Celebrity Karaoke!
I beliveve they’re charging too much.
I could make that toilet paper “air freshener” for free by kicking a roll behind the toilet before my son uses the bathroom. Granted it won’t smell very sweet but it would look similar. And, seriously, why would I aim for that *look* in my decor anyways?
someone bought it- unless the seller did? but hey she changed her listing to thank us for looking at the sign.
someone bought this? where’s jack palance when you need him? this should have been on ripley’s beliveve it or not.
The truht is out their.
Oooo ooo she also has a Scrappe Quilt. Is that en Francais? Le Quilte du Shitte Scrappe? Mai oui! http://www.etsy.com/listing/63676996/scrappe-quilt?image_id=199454095
What’s a ‘tea-dye’ and why does it constitute something looking ‘primitive’? Or is that just a fancy way of saying you were too lazy to clean the tea off the fabric so you let it soak-in and are trying to pretend it doesn’t make you look like a total slob?
Shouldn’t it be…”primative”?
It sold? Damn it all! I was looking forward to buying a present for my stuttering nephew.
What surprised me so much about this listing wasn’t that a poorly embroidered, misspelt piece of dreck sold but that Morgan Fairchild is still around.
Bwahahaha – even the relist has a typo…
“Please but sure to view my other items in my shop.”
I beliveve someone is about to becmome disappointment with their secret Santa gift.
You know, you market this with “Primitive artwork with primitive education intact” – I mean, it only serves to add to the authenticity.
Have to admit I too was really looking forward to hearing Morgan FREEMAN sing the Believeveve song. Oh well
I do beliveve that Morgan Fairchild makes William Shatner’s rendition of anything sound like sweet, sweet, honey.
I would say that adding and an extra letter at the end and some commas may fix it “Be,live,ve….” nah it’s still crap
yet another untimely and sloppy vowel movement….
Dear god. Morgan Fairchild, pull your shit together.
Better still, she apparently even misspelled her own shop name!
The shop is called “SinclaiEville”, but her location is “SinclaiRville”.
One of them must be wrong – but which one is harder to change?
‘country’… ‘primitive’… this crafter has got more ‘V’s than they have teeth. :/
*i’m sorry, “crafter”.
I’m no embroiderererer, but beliveve it wouldn’t be to hard to fix that.
Beliveve is a city in Belize. Obviously a commemorative pillow from a vacation. Right?
I believe that a beliveve is a type of mollusk, isn’t it?
I before E except to drop a V, then repeat as necessary.
She said it’s for that “special friend on your list”. Methinks she meant “special” friend.
Doods…check what you get from google if you tell them, “yes, I really meant for you to search for the spelling “Beliveve”!
whiee wuudn’t eye beliveve????
I clicked on the song, and after 8 or 9 seconds I began to panic because there WAS NO STOP BUTTON. I clicked at the front of the playback scale and it just started over – I clicked near the end of the scale but it WOULD NOT FAST FORWARD. My heart began to race and I could feel my sphincter beginning to dilate. Finally in a moment of clarity I clicked the comments link, which lead me here and, ironically, back to a clear headspace… but for a few moments there I beliveve my emtional integrity was truly in jeapordy.
I’m really glad about that spelling mistake. If it wasn’t there, it would mean that I am drunk.
It’s so…primitive! Not rustic at all, primitive!
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