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THE TRUTH IS OUT THERERE

BONUS: Click the image to hear Morgan Fairchild butcher “Believe” on national television a few years ago.

66 comments on THE TRUTH IS OUT THERERE

  1. Qui
    December 20, 2010 at 2:02 pm

    It’d also be a great gift for anyone celebrating Beliv Eve; my favoritite holiday.

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  2. steviesegel
    December 20, 2010 at 2:02 pm

    I “beliveve” somebody should get a dictionary for Christmas.

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  3. spankybianky
    December 20, 2010 at 2:03 pm

    The mind boggles as to how they can spell it correctly throughout their listing, yet fail to notice the massive typo on the much-larger-than-screen-font cushion.

    *shakes head in disbelieveve*

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  4. angel drawers
    December 20, 2010 at 2:05 pm

    Look, I understand that even an educated person will make the occasional typo. But will someone please explain how you can make a typo in EMBROIDERY?

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  5. steviesegel
    December 20, 2010 at 2:05 pm

    OH DEAR BEDAZZLED BABY JESUS IN THE MANGER — that Morgan Fairchild track is just painful!

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  6. angelbuttons77
    December 20, 2010 at 2:05 pm

    I totally misread the BONUS addendum to say “Click the image to hear Morgan FREEMAN butcher “Believe” on national television a few years ago.”

    I kept waiting for him to break in and say ‘believe’ wrong.

    *facepalm*

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  7. rumi monger
    December 20, 2010 at 2:06 pm

    this is special seveven ways from Sunday.

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  8. waywardtopher
    December 20, 2010 at 2:06 pm

    I beliveve…that it’s a fcucking piecece of shitit.

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  9. Victoria Regina
    December 20, 2010 at 2:07 pm

    Morgan, Morgan, Morgan. Just stick to bad acting.

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  10. DTKMKihn.blogspot.com
    December 20, 2010 at 2:07 pm

    I’m suddenly regretting naming my son Morgan…

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  11. eri059
    December 20, 2010 at 2:08 pm

    My favorite part? The tiny white and brown testicles decorating the frame.

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  12. speedymarie
    December 20, 2010 at 2:08 pm

    @angel
    Weirdly, I’ve found that the slower and more carefully I have to write something, the higher the likelihood of misspelling it. I’m a teacher, so sometimes I have to print big headers on posters, or make signs, and it seems like having to write big and carefully and slow, I lose my spelling rhythm and am much more likely to forget a letter or something.
    However, because I am intelligent, I double-check my work, especially if I am SELLING IT.

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  13. shockthebourgeois
    December 20, 2010 at 2:14 pm

    Hey, c’mon- that’s how they spell it in the primitive country.

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  14. shaeryn
    December 20, 2010 at 2:14 pm

    “…people out there in our nation don’t have maps and, uh, I beliveve that our, uh, education like such as in South Africa and, uh, the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and, I beliveve that they should, our education over HERE in the U.S. should help the U.S., uh, or, uh…”

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  15. pavlovsdaughter
    December 20, 2010 at 2:22 pm

    …The perfect way to wish your loved one a Beliveve Navidad!

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  16. AnnMarie
    December 20, 2010 at 2:26 pm

    Hey – they reduced the price to ONLY $4 now. There is a $3 discount for the typo. lol.

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  17. Pondish
    December 20, 2010 at 2:37 pm

    Has she responded with a price drop? If I’m going to save $3 and receive a whole extra “V” then I’m keen as mustard!

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  18. Pondish
    December 20, 2010 at 2:39 pm

    Nope, she’s changed her mind, it’s been pulled. Tut.

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  19. BillsBayou
    December 20, 2010 at 2:39 pm

    It’s gone. Too bad that Regretsy is so popular. I think that if you’re foolish enough to not use a dictionary when spelling things on your artowrk, then you should be a secret joke to the world. I guess they got embarrassed in their brief flirt with fame.

    Here’s their store: http://www.etsy.com/shop/sinclaieville?ref=seller_info

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  20. stretch65: is a Montana state trooper on an upcoming Criminal Minds
    December 20, 2010 at 2:43 pm

    “Thanks for Cher-ing the Morgan track with us Killer. I bilieve I need a drink now or a very stiff earworm to unhear that.”
    The DA should press charges on Morgan for murdering that song

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  21. GreySkye
    December 20, 2010 at 2:44 pm

    I am sad the seller took it down :( I wanted to buy it.

    We have a good friend who mispronounces words when she gets tired. She say’s stuff like this all the time, I was going to give it to her as a present lol She say’s stuff like “progwaa” instead of progress, it’s hilarious.

    Also…. I heard a guy singing like that in the mall yesterday. Now I’m confused.

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  22. veggie_kitty
    December 20, 2010 at 2:45 pm

    I do beliveve in Spelle Chek! I doo!

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  23. steviesegel
    December 20, 2010 at 2:48 pm

    Well, since the seller pulled the plaque with mangled spelling — you could always by her used-then-re-wrapped-around-the-tube toilet paper “air freshener” with a ribbon and some white testicle trim!

    http://www.etsy.com/listing/62396967/primitive-toilet-paper-air-freshener

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  24. Jea
    December 20, 2010 at 2:54 pm

    I do beliveve autotune does not make everyone’s voice listenable.

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  25. Overt Agent
    December 20, 2010 at 2:56 pm

    Dear Morgan Fairchild,

    Having a massively over-plascticized face like Cher does not make you sound like Cher.

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  26. magic knickers
    December 20, 2010 at 3:02 pm

    That is fuckucking sad.

    So these people who make spelling errors on their shit, do they just assume that no-one will see the error? Because there’s no WAY they wouldn’t have noticed it as they were taking a pic of it to post!

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  27. amyruthanne
    December 20, 2010 at 3:06 pm

    They know how to TYPE it properly, they just aren’t very good at STITCHING it properly.

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  28. amyruthanne
    December 20, 2010 at 3:07 pm

    By the way, I just clicked on it and it “no longer exists.” I totally think aliens stole it. Or the seller realized it was misspelled. But I’m betting on aliens. Where are Scully and Mulder when you need them?

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  29. SuperAwesomeFairyPrincess
    December 20, 2010 at 3:23 pm

    I believe in a thing called spelling.

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  30. Rae
    December 20, 2010 at 3:30 pm

    Haha! She put it back up at a discount! I beliveve she read the comments here…

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  31. lachesis
    December 20, 2010 at 3:36 pm
  32. meanbeads
    December 20, 2010 at 3:42 pm

    Download? There’s a download option for that song?? Help me Obi Wan Kenobi……

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  33. ensoul
    December 20, 2010 at 3:45 pm

    Trust no spellcheck

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  34. steviesegel
    December 20, 2010 at 3:50 pm

    unless I’m in a haze from eggnog and vicodin — it’s listed again :)

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  35. ScrapMetal
    December 20, 2010 at 3:54 pm

    #21 steviesegal:

    I “beliveve” the toilet paper in the listing looks “used.”

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  36. kayejazz
    December 20, 2010 at 3:59 pm

    ARGH!! Celebrity Karaoke!

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  37. fetaby
    December 20, 2010 at 4:00 pm

    I beliveve they’re charging too much.

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  38. Kathleen in Canada
    December 20, 2010 at 4:25 pm

    I could make that toilet paper “air freshener” for free by kicking a roll behind the toilet before my son uses the bathroom. Granted it won’t smell very sweet but it would look similar. And, seriously, why would I aim for that *look* in my decor anyways?

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  39. meowmeow
    December 20, 2010 at 4:48 pm

    Primitive indeed.

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  40. razberries
    December 20, 2010 at 4:50 pm

    someone bought it- unless the seller did? but hey she changed her listing to thank us for looking at the sign.

    someone bought this? where’s jack palance when you need him? this should have been on ripley’s beliveve it or not.

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  41. thewritingspider
    December 20, 2010 at 5:07 pm

    The truht is out their.

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  42. thewritingspider
    December 20, 2010 at 5:08 pm

    Oooo ooo she also has a Scrappe Quilt. Is that en Francais? Le Quilte du Shitte Scrappe? Mai oui! http://www.etsy.com/listing/63676996/scrappe-quilt?image_id=199454095

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  43. Badger
    December 20, 2010 at 5:26 pm

    What’s a ‘tea-dye’ and why does it constitute something looking ‘primitive’? Or is that just a fancy way of saying you were too lazy to clean the tea off the fabric so you let it soak-in and are trying to pretend it doesn’t make you look like a total slob?

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  44. Nahhh
    December 20, 2010 at 5:33 pm

    Shouldn’t it be…”primative”?

    Maybe not.

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  45. glitterherpes
    December 20, 2010 at 5:37 pm

    It sold? Damn it all! I was looking forward to buying a present for my stuttering nephew.

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  46. knittin-kitten
    December 20, 2010 at 6:03 pm

    What surprised me so much about this listing wasn’t that a poorly embroidered, misspelt piece of dreck sold but that Morgan Fairchild is still around.

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  47. angelbuttons77
    December 20, 2010 at 6:33 pm

    Bwahahaha – even the relist has a typo…

    “Please but sure to view my other items in my shop.”

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  48. Nico
    December 20, 2010 at 6:47 pm

    I beliveve someone is about to becmome disappointment with their secret Santa gift.

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  49. techno_techie
    December 20, 2010 at 6:53 pm

    You know, you market this with “Primitive artwork with primitive education intact” – I mean, it only serves to add to the authenticity.

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  50. sheltiepitbullfun
    December 20, 2010 at 7:23 pm

    Have to admit I too was really looking forward to hearing Morgan FREEMAN sing the Believeveve song. Oh well :(

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  51. trousers rolled
    December 20, 2010 at 7:28 pm

    I do beliveve that Morgan Fairchild makes William Shatner’s rendition of anything sound like sweet, sweet, honey.

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  52. DarkPChan
    December 20, 2010 at 8:12 pm

    I would say that adding and an extra letter at the end and some commas may fix it “Be,live,ve….” nah it’s still crap

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  53. WhyLikeThis
    December 20, 2010 at 9:13 pm

    yet another untimely and sloppy vowel movement….

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  54. Marlo
    December 20, 2010 at 9:40 pm

    Dear god. Morgan Fairchild, pull your shit together.

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  55. Floyd_J_Smoot
    December 21, 2010 at 1:52 am

    Better still, she apparently even misspelled her own shop name!

    The shop is called “SinclaiEville”, but her location is “SinclaiRville”.

    One of them must be wrong – but which one is harder to change?

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

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  56. lizi006
    December 21, 2010 at 2:09 am

    ‘country’… ‘primitive’… this crafter has got more ‘V’s than they have teeth. :/

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  57. lizi006
    December 21, 2010 at 2:09 am

    *i’m sorry, “crafter”. ;)

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  58. ThrowinPots
    December 21, 2010 at 4:06 am

    I’m no embroiderererer, but beliveve it wouldn’t be to hard to fix that.

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  59. Buzzkill Crying Glitter Eagle
    December 21, 2010 at 4:07 am

    Beliveve is a city in Belize. Obviously a commemorative pillow from a vacation. Right?

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  60. suzyactiondoll
    December 21, 2010 at 7:10 am

    I believe that a beliveve is a type of mollusk, isn’t it?

    I before E except to drop a V, then repeat as necessary.

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  61. HelenaHandbasket
    December 21, 2010 at 7:11 am

    She said it’s for that “special friend on your list”. Methinks she meant “special” friend.

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  62. TheSheep
    December 21, 2010 at 9:10 am
  63. megansbeadeddesigns
    December 21, 2010 at 9:19 am

    whiee wuudn’t eye beliveve????

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  64. CynicalKnight
    December 21, 2010 at 10:49 am

    I clicked on the song, and after 8 or 9 seconds I began to panic because there WAS NO STOP BUTTON. I clicked at the front of the playback scale and it just started over – I clicked near the end of the scale but it WOULD NOT FAST FORWARD. My heart began to race and I could feel my sphincter beginning to dilate. Finally in a moment of clarity I clicked the comments link, which lead me here and, ironically, back to a clear headspace… but for a few moments there I beliveve my emtional integrity was truly in jeapordy.

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  65. NotAnEndangeriousSpecies
    December 21, 2010 at 1:16 pm

    I’m really glad about that spelling mistake. If it wasn’t there, it would mean that I am drunk.

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  66. truegem
    December 21, 2010 at 4:49 pm

    It’s so…primitive! Not rustic at all, primitive!

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