would this be as a warning? like an extreme “do not enter” sign?
or is this a “come hither” to that special sci-fi freak in your life.
the reason i ask (and in the same AVP vein) is because even better than this would be the Alien mouth that shoots out a tinier metal Alien mouth dripping with acid. now THAT would rock your world. or outer-space as the case may be.
Hi. I’d like to request a butt plug that looks like a guy wearing a butt plug that looks like a predator with a butt plug in its mouth. The butt plug in the predator’s mouth should look like Spock sporting an Enterprise butt plug, and if you look inside the Enterprise, you need to be able to see both Captain Picard AND Captain Janeway, each wearing R2D2 buttplugs. R2D2 should have a Princess Leia butt plug, but Princess Leia should not have a butt plug because there should still be something left sacred in this world, and after all, it’s the holidays.
Ideal price: $2 or, if you want to barter, I have a lot of used butt plugs around.
Oh, jeeze this kills me. I had to comment because I live 20 minutes from Moon Township (which is not far from outside of Pittsburgh) and I can think of 3 people from that area who would post this request … and ALL of them are straight.
I still remember the days in my life before I knew about goatse and predator buttplugs. Ah, for my lost innocence…
Now hand me the Doritos. What we got next??! XD
Why is it that there are never any requests for great literary figures butt plugs? They’re always some sort of cartoon character or sci fi reference. Where are the Shakespeare and James Joyce butt plugs? C’mon people, crack open a book!
Buzzkill Crying Glitter Eagle
December 16, 2010 at 11:33 am
#29 unseeliepixie, maybe because the literati don’t need a butt plug that commemorates or looks like someone else – just a plain one does the trick for them.
I find all these requests for themed butt plugs to be rather disturbing, actually.
But not as disturbing as the cover of the “Microsoft Ezpression Blend Bible” sitting on my desk at the moment: the cover has a bouquet of mixer beaters on it, and in the context of butt plugs, all I can say is OW.
If someone ends up making this, it’ll be even more epic that the Baby Jesus butt plug that Divine Interventions makes! (Warning: link…and the whole website, is definitely NSFW!) http://www.divine-interventions.com/baby.php
1. Why did I follow that link in the first place?
2. How long did it take you to realize the artist is Paul McCarthy, not McCartney? Because it took me a while.
3. WHY WOULD SOMEONE WANT TO BUY A CHOCOLATE VERSION OF THAT STATUE??
Moon Township is about 20-30 minutes outside of Pittsburgh. And this is about the kind of thing you’d expect people from Moon to want if you lived in the burgh area.
Every time I go there, I get depressed because it’s a depressing place. I don’t know how people live there without some kind of medication.
…. which is probably why the need entertaining butt plugs ….
Ahh Goatse.. I remember me and an old friend of mine spamming pokemon and other silly chat sites with it when you could upload images in chat with no one able to stop you.. Those were the days..
December 16, 2010 at 9:33 am
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December 16, 2010 at 9:38 am
Moon. Township.
This stuff writes itself!
December 16, 2010 at 9:39 am
wow. looks like the predator had a little goatse for breakfast…
December 16, 2010 at 9:41 am
Whoever fulfills this order, please include an alien head so that we can keep this epic battle alive!
December 16, 2010 at 9:43 am
would this be as a warning? like an extreme “do not enter” sign?
or is this a “come hither” to that special sci-fi freak in your life.
the reason i ask (and in the same AVP vein) is because even better than this would be the Alien mouth that shoots out a tinier metal Alien mouth dripping with acid. now THAT would rock your world. or outer-space as the case may be.
December 16, 2010 at 9:47 am
That’s a hell of a kink.
December 16, 2010 at 9:54 am
I’d choose the Cougar predator model.
Then at least you could wear it with your kitty mask and whip set.
December 16, 2010 at 9:54 am
Hi. I’d like to request a butt plug that looks like a guy wearing a butt plug that looks like a predator with a butt plug in its mouth. The butt plug in the predator’s mouth should look like Spock sporting an Enterprise butt plug, and if you look inside the Enterprise, you need to be able to see both Captain Picard AND Captain Janeway, each wearing R2D2 buttplugs. R2D2 should have a Princess Leia butt plug, but Princess Leia should not have a butt plug because there should still be something left sacred in this world, and after all, it’s the holidays.
Ideal price: $2 or, if you want to barter, I have a lot of used butt plugs around.
December 16, 2010 at 9:55 am
Oh, jeeze this kills me. I had to comment because I live 20 minutes from Moon Township (which is not far from outside of Pittsburgh) and I can think of 3 people from that area who would post this request … and ALL of them are straight.
December 16, 2010 at 9:57 am
Cool idea for an anti-rape device! Who wouldn’t shrivel at the imagery alone?
December 16, 2010 at 10:03 am
I still remember the days in my life before I knew about goatse and predator buttplugs. Ah, for my lost innocence…
Now hand me the Doritos. What we got next??! XD
December 16, 2010 at 10:11 am
I’m guessing that it already does.
December 16, 2010 at 10:11 am
#5 curlytopnola: Would the smaller alien be triggered by air pressure like a blow-out party noisemaker (ex: http://www.partycheap.com/Party_Blowout_Noisemakers_sold_100_per_box_p/66014-100.htm)? I’m a bit horrified that I’m speculating on the engineering process…
December 16, 2010 at 10:12 am
Howsabout a buttplug that makes your asshole look like To Catch a Predator’s Mouth?
Eh? Eh? See what I did with that play on words? Sigh…I got nothing.
Unfortunately, I just sew and knit so I can’t make this for you. But if you ever need a cozy for your Chris Hansen buttplug, convo me!
December 16, 2010 at 10:14 am
This request (and the Predator/Goatse photo) really puts the “ass” in “Nassty!”
December 16, 2010 at 10:15 am
That is one level of fandom I never, ever want to meet in person.
December 16, 2010 at 10:17 am
Moon Township… I am not surprised. It’s by the Pittsburgh airport. Enroute to the airport, the sign reads “Airport Beaver / Moon Cargo”.
Represent.
December 16, 2010 at 10:19 am
That’s funny, I thought Preparation H was specifically designed to help people NOT have an asshole that looks like Predator.
Wow. Not only can I not believe that I just typed that sentence, but that I also researched it to see if Preparation H is hyphenated or not.
December 16, 2010 at 10:23 am
seriously, how does our species still exist?
we are so fucked if bears ever figure out doorknobs.
December 16, 2010 at 10:24 am
I’d rather send them this item:
http://www.hunterspec.com/Updateable/update_display.cfm?pageID=2144&categoryID=15
December 16, 2010 at 10:24 am
Hey if you’re going to wear a butt-plug why not make it kick-ass?
December 16, 2010 at 10:24 am
Who else is suddenly REALLY hungry?
December 16, 2010 at 10:25 am
Or would that be bite-ass?
December 16, 2010 at 10:32 am
Horrified
and traumatized.
December 16, 2010 at 10:34 am
Why not just throw in another fifty and spring for the custom molded one with Arnold Schwarzenegger on the other end of it?
December 16, 2010 at 10:37 am
whoa the photoshopped-in photo of hands and stretched butthole is even more scary than the predator.
if only i had taken buttplug creation in college i would be rich now..
December 16, 2010 at 10:38 am
Patty-I think we can all be certain that’s one level of fandom none of ever want to meet.
Anyone want to take bets on when buttplugs replace vaginas in popularity on Etsy?
December 16, 2010 at 10:49 am
Notice the deadline for this “toy.” I wonder what kind of New Year’s Eve party he/she is going to?!
Kissing as the ball drops seems so dated and passe compared to butt plugs and Predator movies.
December 16, 2010 at 10:58 am
After seeing all these wierd Alchemy requests…I am never having sex again!
December 16, 2010 at 11:05 am
well that would certainly make one want to GET TO DA CHOPPA!
December 16, 2010 at 11:15 am
Why is it that there are never any requests for great literary figures butt plugs? They’re always some sort of cartoon character or sci fi reference. Where are the Shakespeare and James Joyce butt plugs? C’mon people, crack open a book!
December 16, 2010 at 11:21 am
When is someone going to request a butt-plug that looks like a turd?
December 16, 2010 at 11:33 am
#29 unseeliepixie, maybe because the literati don’t need a butt plug that commemorates or looks like someone else – just a plain one does the trick for them.
I find all these requests for themed butt plugs to be rather disturbing, actually.
But not as disturbing as the cover of the “Microsoft Ezpression Blend Bible” sitting on my desk at the moment: the cover has a bouquet of mixer beaters on it, and in the context of butt plugs, all I can say is OW.
December 16, 2010 at 11:38 am
Is there some nascent Museum of Buttplugs out there, and they’re a little short on exhibits for the grand opening, or what?
I refuse to believe the market for custom buttplugs is that untapped.
December 16, 2010 at 11:39 am
If someone ends up making this, it’ll be even more epic that the Baby Jesus butt plug that Divine Interventions makes! (Warning: link…and the whole website, is definitely NSFW!) http://www.divine-interventions.com/baby.php
December 16, 2010 at 11:49 am
I’m going to go throw-up now.
December 16, 2010 at 11:54 am
What a wonderful link from clitty’s got claws! Makes me happy such things exist.
December 16, 2010 at 12:18 pm
m-o-o-n, that spells predator buttplug.
laws, yes!
December 16, 2010 at 12:27 pm
Couldn’t find a whole museum, but I found a buttplug AT a museum…http://www.buzzfeed.com/lindseyweber/santa-with-butt-plug-ru
December 16, 2010 at 12:41 pm
Aw, honey, why mess with what the good baby jebus gave you when you’re so darned close already?
December 16, 2010 at 12:44 pm
@kittykatt:
1. Why did I follow that link in the first place?
2. How long did it take you to realize the artist is Paul McCarthy, not McCartney? Because it took me a while.
3. WHY WOULD SOMEONE WANT TO BUY A CHOCOLATE VERSION OF THAT STATUE??
December 16, 2010 at 1:02 pm
Where the holy heck is Moon Township? For a second I thought it was the person’s name…
December 16, 2010 at 1:19 pm
Mangina dentata! Freud would have a field day…
December 16, 2010 at 3:28 pm
haha i actually live in MARS pa, and moon twp is about 15-20 minutes down the road. it’s just north of pittsburgh.
but this is hilarious!
December 16, 2010 at 3:32 pm
I had managed to live my internet life thus far without ever seeing goatse. The age of innocence is now over.
December 16, 2010 at 3:47 pm
Guess somebody’s had one-too-many episodes of surprise butt sex.
December 16, 2010 at 4:51 pm
Couldn’t the Heath Ledger sculpture be upcycled for this purpose?
December 16, 2010 at 5:31 pm
So I presume there will be moving parts. Sounds dangerous.
December 16, 2010 at 6:19 pm
I keep looking at the picture of the alien, and all I can think is that this is all going to end in tears. And a trip to the ER.
December 16, 2010 at 6:23 pm
@ #42 purple_peacock
Moon Township is about 20-30 minutes outside of Pittsburgh. And this is about the kind of thing you’d expect people from Moon to want if you lived in the burgh area.
Every time I go there, I get depressed because it’s a depressing place. I don’t know how people live there without some kind of medication.
…. which is probably why the need entertaining butt plugs ….
December 16, 2010 at 10:13 pm
Boy am I sorry I don’t have access to my college glassblowing studio now…
December 17, 2010 at 4:47 am
Thanks #20bills bayou. Luckily I did NOT watch the video of the Butt Out in action. That’s one set of screaming horrors avoided
December 17, 2010 at 3:32 pm
Spastastic – I’m in the same boat. ):
December 17, 2010 at 3:33 pm
But, you know what the worst part is? The Internet has so corrupted me that I’m not even shocked.
December 17, 2010 at 4:19 pm
I’d managed to avoid the actual Goatse photo until now. And yet, I’ve apparently become so jaded that all I thought was “it looks inflamed in there.”
As for the Butt Out, you learn something every day on the Internet. Now we all know a little something about cleaning a deer.
Imagine the cocktail/dinner parties you could ruin by tossing that bit of info out at the right moment…
December 19, 2010 at 3:25 pm
…Is this my ex? I always KNEW something wasn’t quite right…
January 30, 2011 at 7:19 pm
Ahh Goatse.. I remember me and an old friend of mine spamming pokemon and other silly chat sites with it when you could upload images in chat with no one able to stop you.. Those were the days..
June 8, 2011 at 11:40 pm
How did I miss this one? Maybe this guy is in prison..?