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Heath Barred

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  1. quillandbarbs
    December 15, 2010 at 4:47 pm

    Damn. I already bought something for grandma for Christmas…

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    • d3v3l
      December 24, 2011 at 10:23 am

      I have an average penis size.

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  2. suedonim
    December 15, 2010 at 4:56 pm

    For $750.00 would it kill you to throw in the fucking mask?

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  3. WhyLikeThis
    December 15, 2010 at 5:06 pm

    it does have a frightening likeness to the late Heath Ledger …after they exhumed him and his skull collapsed! yikes!

    regretsy math! Mr Burns + That snowman ornament from the advent calendar = This!

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  4. LeeLooDallas
    December 15, 2010 at 5:08 pm

    It looks like her basement is slowly filling with quicksand. I hope her cats make it out okay.

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  5. kayejazz
    December 15, 2010 at 5:12 pm

    I am not a crook! Oh wait, yes I am. Heath is probably screaming in horror in his grave.

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  6. Staccato the Idiot Chorus Boy
    December 15, 2010 at 5:13 pm

    I love how a good sculptor can help you see something in a whole new way. For example, until I saw this, I had no idea that Heath Ledger was an illegitimate grandson of Richard Nixon. That sure was a tricky dick!

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  7. Sculptor69
    December 15, 2010 at 5:16 pm

    HAYZOOS KREESTOS! I *sell* my work for less than HALF what that idiot is asking – and my work is *good*. Either I’m severely undercharging, or this twunt has delusions of grandeur.

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  8. WhyLikeThis
    December 15, 2010 at 5:19 pm

    also congratulations to the seller for apparently making regretsy on their very first attempt!
    that takes rare ability. i’m certain we can expect spectaular things from you.
    I for one shall watch your future career with great interest!

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  9. flare
    December 15, 2010 at 5:21 pm

    Need to throw that monstrosity off a Heath-Cliff

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  10. Sculptor69
    December 15, 2010 at 5:29 pm

    @#9 “Withering Heights”? Well, that’s what my scorn for this travishamockery of art has reached, anyway.

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  11. Spastastic
    December 15, 2010 at 5:29 pm

    “frightening likeness” indeed…

    Although not, I fear, in the way she meant.

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  12. knittin-kitten
    December 15, 2010 at 5:36 pm

    When your work turns out like this t’s probably not the best selling point to include a picture of the subject in the background.

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  13. Grot – The Ghost of Reginald I Perrin
    December 15, 2010 at 5:37 pm

    Zombie Heath Ledger is ugly – because he is dead and a zombie!

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  14. EmKay73
    December 15, 2010 at 5:39 pm

    #7 Sculptor69… I think twunt is my favorite cuss-conjunction EVER!

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  15. lora_the_explorer
    December 15, 2010 at 5:40 pm

    Totally looks like one of the puppets from Genesis’ “Land of Confusion” video…which really creeped me out when I was a kid.
    …and don’t worry, seller, i already have that mask.

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  16. captaincavegirl
    December 15, 2010 at 5:49 pm

    Well, it weighs 12 lbs. If nothing else, it could be pressed into use as a doorstop. At a haunted house.

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  17. suzyactiondoll
    December 15, 2010 at 5:50 pm

    This must be an extra from the new Muppet movie.

    I think they’re doing Dante’s Inferno if I read Variety correctly.

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  18. HelenaHandbasket
    December 15, 2010 at 5:52 pm

    A Deathmask! Seller missed the Steampunk tag.

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  19. Kestris
    December 15, 2010 at 5:56 pm

    Frightening is right.

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  20. invaderhorizongreen
    December 15, 2010 at 5:57 pm

    just what i want a 750 dollar, ugly, almost a foot tall, poorly made, hollow paper weight.

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  21. Nico
    December 15, 2010 at 6:05 pm

    This looks like a tribute to clubbing a clay sculpture of Heath Ledger’s head with a log. Great job!

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  22. Black Ice
    December 15, 2010 at 6:08 pm

    All I could think of when I saw this was “is that kelp on his head?”

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  23. GoGoMama
    December 15, 2010 at 6:19 pm

    So, this is what he looks like *now*, right?

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  24. Buzzkill Crying Glitter Eagle
    December 15, 2010 at 6:23 pm

    I didn’t see Nixon, in that sculpture I saw GWB. GWB after being made up by an extremely intoxicated makeup person.

    Think of how many illegal drugs you could hide inside that thing. I think that’s its real purpose (and may explain the pricetag)

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  25. catherder
    December 15, 2010 at 6:39 pm

    Somehow it reminds me of when we forget the Halloween jack o’ lanterns on the porch and they start to rot and cave in on themselves after a week. This looks like it should be full of mold and the remains of a candle.

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  26. regretmenot
    December 15, 2010 at 6:46 pm

    I can haz plastic surgery now?

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  27. ethera
    December 15, 2010 at 7:11 pm

    they actually got a pretty good likeness of the main facial features, but the squished in head kinda reminds me of a mouldy orange

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  28. Badger
    December 15, 2010 at 7:36 pm

    Regretmenot-I’m afraid waaaaay he’s past the plastic surgery stage. Reincarnation is about his only option at this point. And frankly, being reincarnated as a Tibetan yak herder would be preferable to spending the remainder of eternity looking like this.

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  29. TrixieValentine
    December 15, 2010 at 8:12 pm

    Sculptor69 – I’m still crying with laughter at “twunt.” and if the rest of you have already heard that, please allow me this moment of glee.

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  30. missyhwest
    December 15, 2010 at 9:36 pm

    That is so ugly. Why would you bother?

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  31. whaapplewha
    December 15, 2010 at 9:40 pm

    This sounds like a riddle: “This ceramic piece is hollow, but yet it weighs 12 lbs.”

    Um… is it an icicle? It’s my mom- the surgeon is my mom!

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  32. shaeryn
    December 15, 2010 at 10:22 pm

    omg this is more like regretsy math I think, cause that is totally George W. Bush as the joker LOL!

    http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/51500/Joker-Bush–51902.jpg

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  33. SlySevSteph
    December 16, 2010 at 12:17 am

    @sculptor69 It’s Delusions of Grandeur. Many sellers on etsy have them. That’s why you consistently see different buttons with earring backs glued on for generally $4 and up. Those cost you 5 cents to make, and 5 minutes to make them. At Walmart they would come 6 to a pack for $4, and probably be made with better glue- a future compare and save?

    http://www.etsy.com/listing/52893577/peach-and-yellow-jumbo-candy-button-post?ref=v1_other_1 And they don’t even match! I think that trend was invented by etsy sellers to use up their stock.

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  34. magic knickers
    December 16, 2010 at 1:03 am

    Frightening likeness is right.

    Thank fuck it’s one of a kind.

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  35. purple_peacock
    December 16, 2010 at 1:45 am

    Ugh…that’s a lot of money to pay for a fugly paperweight…

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  36. SuperAwesomeFairyPrincess
    December 16, 2010 at 3:23 am

    Looks like the Joker is trying to push one out.

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  37. laughinglurker
    December 16, 2010 at 4:28 am

    I wonder what heuristic the seller (I shy away from the term artist) used to set the price? Maybe a random number generator?

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  38. GoNutsforDoNuts
    December 16, 2010 at 6:51 am

    Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

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  39. waywardtopher
    December 16, 2010 at 7:03 am

    Sorry, I’m only interested in rotting shrunken head sculptures if the description contains the words “whimsical,” “boutique art” or “vintage.”

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  40. monkey33
    December 16, 2010 at 8:35 am

    If it hadn’t said it was Heath Ledger and hadn’t had a picture of Heath of him and hadn’t had a Batman mask, I would have assumed it was meant to be a tribute to Larry King’s last week on tv.

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  41. megansbeadeddesigns
    December 16, 2010 at 9:23 am

    “frightening likeness” – the first word was right, not so sure about the second…

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  42. clitty’s got claws
    December 16, 2010 at 11:40 am

    Looks like someone just threw down a chunk of clay and threw paint on it!

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  43. SheSaidPop
    December 16, 2010 at 1:14 pm

    So I’m the only one who thinks this is kind of awesome? Okay then.

    I’m serious – I don’t see this piece as a bad attempt at portraiture, I see it as a decent piece of carricature, or perhaps a portrait done in the artist’s particular style. It’s immediately recognizeable as The Joker and the facial expression captures his spooky scowl really well.

    I wouldn’t pay $750 for it, mind you. But then again I’m not really a “movie memorabilia” kind of girl.

    Let the thumbs-downing commence!

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  44. emalineisabear
    December 16, 2010 at 1:46 pm

    I agree with Shesaidpop. It’s not the worst thing out there, it is outrageous that they think they can get anywhere near $750 for it, but it’s not the worst sculpture I’ve ever seen.

    But maybe its on regretsy because of the price.

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  45. catherder
    December 16, 2010 at 4:25 pm

    It reminds me of when we forgot a jack-o-lantern on the porch for a week, and it started to cave in on itself. I’m imagining a lot of mold and the remains of a candle in there…
    (could’ve sworn I posted this yesterday, but it’s not showing up–sorry if it’s just my computer being weird and everyone else is seeing this twice.)

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  46. magic knickers
    December 17, 2010 at 4:37 am

    “But maybe its on regretsy because of the price.”

    Hahaha! Fairly certain it’s not just because of the price XD

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  47. fetusalamode
    January 21, 2011 at 10:59 pm

    OH GOD it looks like George Bush

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