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Hit Me

You gotta know when to fold ‘em.


UPDATE: SOLD

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82 comments on Hit Me

  1. hippiejo74
    December 14, 2010 at 1:36 pm

    What stays in Vegas should stay in Vegas….or at least in the garbage :P

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  2. Buzzkill Crying Glitter Eagle
    December 14, 2010 at 1:37 pm

    Dunno. Looks like a sewing machine zig-zag stitch to me.

    Plus she’s one card short of a flush.

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  3. mortalandpester
    December 14, 2010 at 1:37 pm

    Um, I can read your hand AND your poker face.

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  4. captaincavegirl
    December 14, 2010 at 1:42 pm

    I’m pretty sure that wearing this will get your ass kicked at the casino.

    Or anywhere else.

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  5. bootsychoo
    December 14, 2010 at 1:42 pm

    @BCGE: Even without the 10, I’d flush this.

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  6. joshpincusiscrying
    December 14, 2010 at 1:43 pm

    This flop belongs in the river.

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  7. butts lol
    December 14, 2010 at 1:47 pm

    And with a good twist it becomes a playing card fascinator! Woohoo!

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  8. jesusmotherbug
    December 14, 2010 at 1:48 pm

    It almost makes the bow on her wrist seem unnecessary.

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  9. fallingforpieces
    December 14, 2010 at 1:50 pm

    Why have I never thought of using ziplock bags to sew with…all that money on fabric down the drain.

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  10. DamnitsGlam
    December 14, 2010 at 1:57 pm

    Hand-stitched my ass. Buzzkill is right, that’s machine stitching. Bad machine stitching at that!

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  11. singram
    December 14, 2010 at 1:58 pm

    I blame Lady GaGa “fashion” for half the shit on etsy.

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  12. Wilma Fingerdoo
    December 14, 2010 at 2:13 pm

    If only this were done in tin foil, then I could at least communicate with alien life forms while looking like an idiot in the park.

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  13. GoNutsforDoNuts
    December 14, 2010 at 2:23 pm

    “Hit Me”? Oh believe me, I will.

    As hard as I fucking can.

    And maybe I’ll be able to knock the “crafting” out of you.
    Or maybe just knock that giant-ass plastic bow off your head.

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  14. stretch65: is a Montana state trooper on an upcoming Criminal Minds
    December 14, 2010 at 2:39 pm

    unless theRE is an arrow that comes with this bow NO SALE!

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  15. Wednesday
    December 14, 2010 at 2:41 pm

    I think she’s doing this as a public service. It’s a good thing when the nutjobs are easily identifiable by their headgear. You know, so the kids in the park don’t get scared.

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  16. Nico
    December 14, 2010 at 3:14 pm

    I love that the girl in the photo is glaring at ME as though I forced her to not only make that crap, but also stick it on her head in public.

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  17. Tanya
    December 14, 2010 at 3:21 pm

    I’m amazed that some people would actually spend their hard earned $0.20 to list this in the hope of someone buying it???

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  18. whaapplewha
    December 14, 2010 at 3:27 pm

    The bow is just the icing on her wacky outfit cake. This dame’s wearing a bikini top with a sweater, a necklace that looks to be made out of saltwater taffy and their wrappers. And if her other listings are any indication- jean shorts and menswear style shoes.
    Asianwin? Asianfail.

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  19. HelenaHandbasket
    December 14, 2010 at 3:29 pm

    Now THIS is how it’s done; did you note she says she hand stitched the zig-zag seaming? Take note, wannabe Etsians.

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  20. knittin-kitten
    December 14, 2010 at 3:30 pm

    If Alice and the Mad Hatter had had a kid, she still wouldn’t wear something as stupid as this.

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  21. fallingforpieces
    December 14, 2010 at 3:41 pm

    OMG! Please click on the listing. The second picture is just to dies for. This is clearly someone stuck in the tween years, on crack.

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  22. snakeriversoap
    December 14, 2010 at 3:56 pm

    What really pisses me off is she has more sales than I do. Maybe I’ll get more if I start sewing things I find in my trash together too!

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  23. whimsicaLideal
    December 14, 2010 at 4:35 pm

    Check out the other garbage this seller makes. Duct tape bow and felt bracelet, it must have cost her less than a dollar to make all this shit.

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  24. Overt Agent
    December 14, 2010 at 5:00 pm

    Good thing she watermarked her pictures. I was really, really hoping to steal them and claim this work as my own.

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  25. invaderhorizongreen
    December 14, 2010 at 5:00 pm

    why spend 17 bucks when you can root around the house and do this for free! compare and save !

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  26. clitty’s got claws
    December 14, 2010 at 5:04 pm

    Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

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  27. clitty’s got claws
    December 14, 2010 at 5:06 pm

    Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

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  28. WhyLikeThis
    December 14, 2010 at 5:08 pm

    “Asianwin” is neither “Asian” nor “win”. Discuss

    i can clearly see we’re not playing with a full deck here…

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  29. Badger
    December 14, 2010 at 5:09 pm

    You know you’re in trouble when even the seller looks embarrassed by the crap they’re trying to pawn off on you.

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  30. WhyLikeThis
    December 14, 2010 at 5:10 pm

    See there kids? that lady lost a bet. thats why we don’t gamble.

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  31. twatsupcock
    December 14, 2010 at 5:37 pm

    I would LOVE to see her paired with that guy wearing the unicorn hoodie!!! Damn, if I only knew photoshop!!!

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  32. TheSheep
    December 14, 2010 at 6:08 pm

    Check out the packing corn necklace…!

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  33. vimsickle
    December 14, 2010 at 6:22 pm

    How about playing a little Solit-hair?

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  34. Mrs.Vagoo
    December 14, 2010 at 6:30 pm

    Seller’s bio says “male” guys…Gives those men’s shoes a new meaning.

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  35. MothraStewart
    December 14, 2010 at 7:08 pm

    Since when has Lady Gaga had an Etsy account?

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  36. razberries
    December 14, 2010 at 7:19 pm

    hotel shower cap meets old lady rain bonnet with cards sandwiched in between.
    i feel like i’m looking at an issue of “highlights magazine” circa 1985- “What is wrong in this picture?”

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  37. methuselah
    December 14, 2010 at 7:32 pm

    Oh, cool. I didn’t have anything special for New Year’s Eve and was afraid I wouldn’t look like a fool.

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  38. Witty User Name
    December 14, 2010 at 7:43 pm

    I guess she’s a few cards short of a full deck…Oh, sometimes I crack myself up haha

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  39. hiddenhermitcrouchinggrouchy
    December 14, 2010 at 8:12 pm

    I’m so focused on the bad bangs I didn’t even notice the shower cap…. I keep seeing those poodle roll bangs all over – gawd I hate those bangs, they remind me of the early 80′s – am I just too old and crabby?

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  40. knittin-kitten
    December 14, 2010 at 8:22 pm

    It’s not just you #38, really, it’s not just you.

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  41. Fia Flammiferous
    December 14, 2010 at 8:45 pm

    #38 hiddenhermitcrouchinggrouchy:

    Ah, so I’m not the only one who noticed something… not right with her hair. I was wondering if it was real.

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  42. WinchesterLambourne
    December 14, 2010 at 9:27 pm

    Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

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  43. SueR
    December 14, 2010 at 11:02 pm

    Asianwin is, according to the bio page, male. Interesting.

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  44. yourtherapistjustcalled
    December 14, 2010 at 11:36 pm

    Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

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  45. qwertygirl
    December 14, 2010 at 11:45 pm

    You gotta know when to hold ‘em, know you’ll never sold ‘em,
    know when sales are walking away, and notice how they RUN!

    You’ll never count your money when sitting and listing on Etsy,
    There’s time enough for countin’ when you don’t sell none.

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  46. yourtherapistjustcalled
    December 14, 2010 at 11:48 pm

    Just been back to look at the rest of the shop. So the best way to market one’s goodies is to wear all 4 items you are selling in your shop, in all the pics of all the listings ?
    I wonder if the hapless victims modelling the pulltab bracelets are family ? One looks like she is about to burst into tears, the other has a manic gleam in his eye. Perturbing, to say the least.

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  47. SuperAwesomeFairyPrincess
    December 15, 2010 at 3:30 am

    Regretsy told ‘em that my hair piece was so crap,
    Made out of junk that I dug out of the trash,
    Hand stitched and photographed it’s sure to catch your eye,
    Hand stitched my ass, Can I do anything at all right?

    Wo-oah-oah-oah-oah-oah-oah-oah-oah-oah-oah-oah
    I’ll make a lot
    With whatever I got

    Wo-oah-oah-oah-oah-oah-oah-oah-oah-oah-oah-oah
    I’ll make a lot
    With whatever I got

    Can’t diss my, Can’t diss my, no you can’t diss my Poker-bow,
    It’s got Queens and Kings and Jacks.
    Can’t diss my, Can’t diss my, no you can’t diss my Poker-bow,
    Made of cards and plastic sacks.

    *bows*

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  48. purple_peacock
    December 15, 2010 at 4:03 am

    We can’t stay here, this is Gaga country…

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  49. lizi006
    December 15, 2010 at 4:21 am

    Even the model looks underwhelmed. I swear, I would lose the will to live if I didnt know these nutters were out there. God bless them all, the wiley little cellophane sporting, fringe curling extortionists :D

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  50. Knit_Wolf
    December 15, 2010 at 6:09 am

    A lot of people seem to be seeing Lady Gaga’s influence in this, but am I the only one who is also detecting a hint of Amy Winehouse?

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  51. lillianna_13
    December 15, 2010 at 6:41 am

    There is just so much going on here. First you see the bow, then the bangs, then the felt bracelet, and then you look at the site and find the pop tab bracelet and then you realize the model is wearing them all at once in all the pictures. Wow. And then I look back at the pop tab bracelet and remember when I was in Junior high and a lot of kids (not me) would wear them all strung on a necklace.

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  52. MAG
    December 15, 2010 at 10:50 am

    I think we’ve found someone who is not playing with a full deck!

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  53. JustJanet
    December 15, 2010 at 12:53 pm

    Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

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  54. Alohomora
    December 15, 2010 at 3:25 pm

    Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

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  55. slopeofcongruency
    December 15, 2010 at 5:33 pm

    Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

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    • Meta
      July 12, 2011 at 10:16 pm

      What these guys don’t seem to understand… it’s not always about ugly or stupid things, sometimes it’s merely how ridiculous things are. Yet people get so butthurt and run around with “You’re terrible human beings!” If I was ever mentioned on Regretsy I’d be STOKED!

      Or toked… >_>

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  56. Alohomora
    December 15, 2010 at 5:57 pm

    Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

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  57. slopeofcongruency
    December 15, 2010 at 6:00 pm

    Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

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  58. Vile & Evil Debbie Downer
    December 15, 2010 at 6:26 pm

    Alohomora, slopeofcongruency:

    Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

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  59. catherder
    December 15, 2010 at 7:03 pm

    *claps hands* Yaay! We haven’t had a Cryabeetus here in ages. Can we get a flounce, too?

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  60. Mistletoe
    December 15, 2010 at 8:22 pm

    BINGO, bitchez!!!

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  61. Fia Flammiferous
    December 15, 2010 at 8:22 pm

    Is that a WAAAAAAaaambulance I hear? No, wait – it’s the fire department, coming to see what’s up with all the FLAMING around here.

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  62. rawrthedinosaur
    December 15, 2010 at 9:50 pm

    How does one fit through doors while wearing it?

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  63. Bronc Drywall
    December 15, 2010 at 10:21 pm

    I can’t wait to see what he does with the other 48.

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  64. warriortwo
    December 15, 2010 at 11:56 pm

    Defensive much? Lighten up, this is supposed to be fun.

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  65. Kyle Reese
    December 16, 2010 at 12:21 am

    Gotta love the attitude of the seller, when it was probably someone from this site that ended up buying this trash.

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  66. Dix
    December 16, 2010 at 6:17 am

    #65: No kidding. She sold it, right? So what harm done?

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  67. GoNutsforDoNuts
    December 16, 2010 at 6:44 am

    When you start making things that are good, we’ll stop making fun of you.

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  68. MAG
    December 16, 2010 at 8:34 am

    LMAO…I loved the comments from Alohomora and slopeofcongruency. But…for the record.
    1. I do have a shop on Etsy.
    2. I sell items that involve more than ziploc bags and used playing cards.
    3. I don’t know how you can say we don’t have Etsy shops when a great deal of us are legitimate crafters.

    That being said…I wish I could have bought the item give it the proper place it deserved…the Hall of Shame. The person who bought it because it was featured on Regretsy probably bought it for its joke value…not its creative value.

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  69. clitty’s got claws
    December 16, 2010 at 11:46 am

    Wow, I think that’s the first time I had my comment hidden due to low rating! There’s a first time for everything though hehe. I do have the feeling that someone, or a group of people, went through the comments here and thumbs downed a bunch of people over and over again because “omg, Regretsy is soooo mean, lets be mean back to them!!!”…and it was probably the seller of this trainwreck that started it hehe.

    *waits for this comment to become hidden as well hehe*

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  70. Knit_Wolf
    December 16, 2010 at 11:58 am

    oh slopeofcongruency… you’re right… I don’t know how I’d cope if my centipede was featured on Regretsy.. and then people started visiting my shop and maybe even *gasp choke* buying things and leaving all sorts of horrible feedback, which I might be able to use to improve my work… I’d be ever so crushed.

    You have truly made me ashamed that my knit centipede was the thing that caught your eye as obscure over my knit day of the dead skull or my facehugger scarf… clearly I’m doing something wrong

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  71. jessesuckss
    December 16, 2010 at 11:59 am

    Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

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  72. jessesuckss
    December 16, 2010 at 12:14 pm

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  73. emalineisabear
    December 16, 2010 at 12:42 pm

    I signed up just to say this: Knit_wolf, I’d buy you centipede! And your spider. At least they are actually handmade and not stitched together with lies, like some headbands.

    Also, I cannot wait for the day something of mine ends up on regretsy! I would be so excited! Also, free advertising rocks.

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  74. Mistletoe
    December 16, 2010 at 3:38 pm

    “Stitched together with lies” would make another grand T-shirt design.

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  75. fallingforpieces
    December 16, 2010 at 10:38 pm

    If that’s really hand stitching, then my advice is to buy a sewing machine. It’s the saddest zig zag I’ve ever seen outside of children’s sewing classes.

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  76. magic knickers
    December 17, 2010 at 4:48 am

    What a fucking twat.

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  77. lizi006
    December 17, 2010 at 7:32 am

    hahahahahhahahahhahahah.. @magic knickers- you just made me wet my knickers. <3

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  78. strangelittlegirl
    December 17, 2010 at 8:13 am

    Damn, what a sore winner!

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  79. Knit_Wolf
    December 17, 2010 at 9:41 am

    Awww thanks emalineisabear :3

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  80. nimoway17
    December 20, 2010 at 11:10 am

    Look, she’s even got on a cat hairball necklace to accompany her delightful cellophane bow!

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  81. narmolania
    July 7, 2011 at 9:07 am

    WHy the hella re they mad, when theyr item is sold? And what the fuck do they care if people at regretsy think theyr work is shit? If I saw something on regretsy others tought was ridiculous, I would still buy this item. If I bought it, people here wouldent know, so there would be no peer pressure. even if its “negative” advertisement, it’s still advertisement! Without Regretsy, a lot of these works would ahve just been forgotten or bypassed. geesus….

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