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Fairyin’ Nation

I do believe in fuhrers! I do, I do, I do!

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  1. mambolica
    December 13, 2010 at 6:49 pm

    What’s wrong with its neck; does it have a goiter?

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  2. Sir Dollface
    December 13, 2010 at 6:50 pm

    Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

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  3. kayawkay
    December 13, 2010 at 6:52 pm

    I know what I’m asking for for Christmas.

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  4. Elspet
    December 13, 2010 at 6:52 pm

    Does anybody else hear Macrocephalic Hitler squealing “Heeelllllp meeeee! Heeeelllp meeee!”?

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  5. fenrislorsrai
    December 13, 2010 at 6:54 pm

    Hitler wasn’t a very good painter… but he could do better than this.

    (also, boo on this not even being available for sale! it’s just an example!)

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  6. Patty got abducted by a Steampunk Alien
    December 13, 2010 at 6:54 pm

    NOBODY CLAP YOUR HANDS!!

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  7. calculusgirl
    December 13, 2010 at 6:55 pm

    Heil if you believe!

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  8. ursusknittus
    December 13, 2010 at 6:55 pm

    sadly the painting itself is good, the content, kind of questionable… but seriously… wow… I knew tinkerbell was kind of a bitch but this screams it to the crowds “Tinkerbell ist eine böse Schlampe!” sorry, I’m jaded, I work at the magic kingdom, kind of want to kick her face in… just sayin’

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  9. LeeLooDallas
    December 13, 2010 at 6:56 pm

    This is from the Polish Invasion movement.

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  10. bootsychoo
    December 13, 2010 at 7:00 pm

    We’re headed to Disney World this Friday & will be disappointed if they’re not already planning this ride.

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  11. ursusknittus
    December 13, 2010 at 7:03 pm

    hey bootsy, be sure to stop by and say howdy… I’ll be the guy asking you to stay on the curb, behind the tape, or inside the ropes during the parades… and hey, are you hitting up the christmas party? it’s pretty interesting, get a spot for the parade an hour in advance, they are crazy…

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  12. kayejazz
    December 13, 2010 at 7:04 pm

    You know, when you paint something, it shouldn’t still look like a bad Photoshop!

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  13. Badger
    December 13, 2010 at 7:08 pm

    Okay, I can see how it qualifies as fantasy and horror, but since when was Hitler considered Goth?

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  14. ailishsmom
    December 13, 2010 at 7:09 pm

    This is a missing scene from a Mel Brooks movie, isn’t it?

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  15. shaeryn
    December 13, 2010 at 7:11 pm

    So does this mean the axis powers are Never Never Land, the haunted forest and Atlantica? I’m so confused…

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  16. suedonim
    December 13, 2010 at 7:13 pm

    I’ve heard that Hitler had one testicle, but does that make him a fairy?

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  17. Craft Addict
    December 13, 2010 at 7:16 pm

    Interesting how I just watched a video in history about the possibility of Hitler being homosexual…

    Hitler/Roehm: I ship that.

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  18. rogueduckling
    December 13, 2010 at 7:24 pm

    @Badger: Apparently anything sold by Hot Topic (even Disney and Hello Kitty merchandise) can be categorized as Goth. Don’t labels mean anything anymore?

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  19. fenrislorsrai
    December 13, 2010 at 7:26 pm

    @suedonim technically that would make him either a monorchid (one testacle) or a cryptorchid (one or both testicles never descended, but were in the abdomen, somewhere).

    Regretsy, fun AND educational!

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  20. bootsychoo
    December 13, 2010 at 7:33 pm

    @ursusknittus – we’ll be at MVMCP Sunday evening. We’re from New Orleans, so we (me, hubby, & 8yo son) are kinda over the Disney parades. Boy-child is all about hitting the rides, & that suits me just fine.

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  21. captaincavegirl
    December 13, 2010 at 7:37 pm

    This looks ‘shopped.

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  22. Clare
    December 13, 2010 at 7:41 pm

    I wonder if Hitler had a glittery vagina too.

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  23. Witty User Name
    December 13, 2010 at 7:46 pm

    His mustache… It’s all wrong, dammit!

    *long ‘stache is looong*

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  24. WhyLikeThis
    December 13, 2010 at 7:59 pm

    “When you wish upon a star, your dreams come true…”
    *note that the song never specifies WHICH dreams, or that it is necessarily a good thing that this happens

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  25. CaptainSarcastic
    December 13, 2010 at 9:50 pm

    I’m getting less Hitler and more Oliver Hardy:

    http://i52.tinypic.com/2hrj343.jpg

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  26. ursusknittus
    December 13, 2010 at 9:55 pm

    Hey Bootsy, if you see me say howdy, I’m a coonass myself. Name’s b’Hre( BHRE on my name tag)

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  27. shewolfe002
    December 13, 2010 at 10:01 pm

    okay, so, aside from this one and the jesus ones, which say to me “give me attention”, his paintings are really quite good. Also, @#2 dollface, that was freaking funny. you must have enemies to get your comments hid

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  28. Nico
    December 13, 2010 at 10:20 pm

    They need to throw a monocle on him and tag it Steampunk. I mean, why not, you know?

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  29. WinchesterLambourne
    December 13, 2010 at 10:28 pm

    *speechless*

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  30. WinchesterLambourne
    December 13, 2010 at 10:29 pm

    #26, they mistook fascism for communism. It is an unforgivable crime.

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  31. kittyno
    December 13, 2010 at 10:29 pm

    So that’s what Walt Disney looked like.

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  32. whaapplewha
    December 13, 2010 at 10:35 pm

    This seller is going to experience the fuhrer of Disney for this painting

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  33. whaapplewha
    December 13, 2010 at 10:37 pm

    #12 Badger: You’re right, this is obviously steampunk.

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  34. catherder
    December 13, 2010 at 10:43 pm

    LOL @ ailishsmom…”Neverland For Hitler”, a dance number. On ice. Surrounded by farting cowboys.

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  35. katfud
    December 13, 2010 at 11:47 pm

    He reminds me of one of my old music teachers. Those wand batons are deadly!

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  36. unseeliepixie
    December 14, 2010 at 12:10 am

    I want to see the other works in the series, such as Mussolini as Peter Pan and Eva Braun as Wendy.

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  37. purple_peacock
    December 14, 2010 at 1:43 am

    I just choked on my coffee and almost drowned the computer screen. Thanks for such a wonderful way to start my morning!

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  38. Cassee
    December 14, 2010 at 3:08 am

    *takes deep breath* Bahahahahahahahaha!!! *has another look falls off the chair and dies laughing* That painting is terrifying.

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  39. Buzzkill Crying Glitter Eagle
    December 14, 2010 at 4:03 am

    I know this ride at Dizzyland: You enter under arches that say “Work Makes Free” and follow the signs to the showers.

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  40. whimsiclesthenics
    December 14, 2010 at 4:32 am

    This seller opened up something inside me that I’ll never get closed again. Soon as I can scrape the cash together, I’m going to post an Alchemy request for a painting of VonTrap family as Snow White and the Seven Dwarves.

    Don’t judge me. The heart wants what it wants.

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  41. piperanasazi
    December 14, 2010 at 5:10 am

    NOT FOR SALE This painting is an example of my previous work and is not currently for sale. Contact me about creating a similar piece for you! WTF and just joined Etsy 11/30

    I’m a 27 year old guy preparing to return to the Land of the Free after a year-long adventure in China. I have degrees in English and music, but no formal art training at all… which is great, because now you know I’m not tainted by all that insider art world convention! My favorite subject to paint is the history of Christian art, warped and turned on its head.

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  42. GoNutsforDoNuts
    December 14, 2010 at 5:31 am

    Apparently, if you’re a goth, you must also be into Hitler.
    I am not a goth, so I’m not into Hitler.

    But I would still buy this painting. IF IT WAS ACTUALLY FOR SALE.

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  43. GoNutsforDoNuts
    December 14, 2010 at 6:13 am

    Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

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  44. blu_canary
    December 14, 2010 at 7:04 am

    #29 – Unless I am mistaken, the bit from #2 is taken from a movie, and although not one hundred percent accurate, it works well if you yell it in a drill sergeant voice.

    Now drop and give me 20, you jackwagon! (R. Lee Ermey, I big, big puffy heart you.)

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  45. passiveoffensive
    December 14, 2010 at 7:17 am

    When you wish upon a star,
    Makes no difference who you are…

    Except if you’re not a white, blonde-haired, blue-eyed Protestant, because then it makes ALL the difference.

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  46. uno-kun
    December 14, 2010 at 8:20 am

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  47. crazycase
    December 14, 2010 at 8:22 am
  48. terriwells
    December 14, 2010 at 8:46 am

    What really scares me is that Hitler might actually have liked this. I remember reading somewhere that he was actually into Disney stuff.

    @ursusknittus, I’m relatively local to you, and I have an annual pass. Now I have an excuse to visit the Magic Kingdom! (Usually I hit Epcot or Hollywood Studios).

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  49. GoNutsforDoNuts
    December 14, 2010 at 8:58 am

    I wish this site had an option to delete your comment when you eff it up….

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  50. Buzzkill Crying Glitter Eagle
    December 14, 2010 at 9:10 am

    #47 that’s the job of the thumbs-downers (well ONE of their jobs)

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  51. HelenaHandbasket
    December 14, 2010 at 9:31 am

    Aw, Heil no!

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  52. SandwichBoy329
    December 14, 2010 at 10:50 am

    When you wish upon a star…

    it better not be the 6-pointed kind.

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  53. fenrislorsrai
    December 14, 2010 at 11:07 am

    Well the SS was into all kinds of occult research. We just didn’t realize they were watching Disney movies as part of their research… aren’t they supposed to be finding the Ark of the Covenant or trying to create werewolf supersoldiers?

    (and despite the name, Operation Werwolf just trained Nazis in terrorist tactics, it did not turn them into werewolves, no matter how much fiction writers would like it to be werewolves)

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  54. rubypony
    December 14, 2010 at 2:49 pm

    Finally the true face is Disney is exposed! Off to mouseshwitz!

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  55. robinfalcon
    December 14, 2010 at 3:04 pm

    Nearly 70 years later, after 2 horrible invasions and years of scientific research, the Parisians were finally able to splice the DNA of their 2 most hated adversaries… Hitler and Euro Disney!

    This portrait of their creation can be purchased in the gift shop for 200 Euro.

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  56. invaderhorizongreen
    December 14, 2010 at 5:04 pm

    gee i looked at this and thought she had a HUGE case of PMS ….

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  57. vimsickle
    December 14, 2010 at 6:24 pm

    Things just haven’t been the same since Hitler annexed Never-never-land.

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  58. Knit_Wolf
    December 15, 2010 at 6:01 am

    Maybe they meant goth as in the germanic tribe? Hitler was rather interested in heritage after all

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  59. hotdogs
    December 15, 2010 at 9:30 am

    “This painting is an example of my previous work and is not currently for sale. Contact me about creating a similar piece for you!”

    HOLY SHIT WHERE DO I START?!

    computer, access favorite Disney character subcategory neck tumors

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  60. Kitty (=^_^=)~
    December 15, 2010 at 12:12 pm

    I want to think that it’s a tongue-in-cheek criticism of the hypocrisy of demon-with-a-bad-mustache’s policies versus his assistant Goebbels’s [rumored] sexual proclivities…

    Buuuuuuuuut, that would be too much thought for a Regretsy crafter. It’s just random crap.

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  61. MonstersFromTheID
    December 15, 2010 at 3:05 pm

    #54 rubypony :

    That’s “MAUS”-witz

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  62. ThrowinPots
    December 15, 2010 at 5:08 pm

    This guy needs to hand-embellish some giclees of his work and maybe he’ll actully be in business…

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  63. Kitten Mittens
    December 15, 2010 at 7:07 pm

    This is obviously the result of one of Hitler’s “not so successful” experiments…

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  64. tlw8r
    December 16, 2010 at 7:27 am

    I know what Jesse James is getting his kids for Christmas!

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  65. Controlled By My Tapeworm
    May 15, 2011 at 11:42 am

    ….. I’ve given up trying to make sense of this painting.

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