Thank God someone is finally getting the word out there that it’s not only middle-aged, balding white men who cyber stalk. I can only hope the media campaign that is about to ensue is as promising as this stamp makes it sound.
Last time I checked, “cyber” anything involved a computer, not binoculars. Therefore, she should have tagged this steampunk.
I sure hope I don’t come down with a case of the Cyberbullies this holiday season.
I know it’s a tiny thing to be irked by, considering the subject matter, but do they mean “Cyberbullying is a form of stalking?” That would make much more sense.
I’m kind of confused- what is this person going to do with the stamp? Are they sending cyber bullies letters? Do they not understand the *cyber* part of cyber bullies?
You know 400lb women don’t necessarily have the gigundo rolls you are seeking, maybe you should ask for th 700-800lb rolls to better accommodate what seems like an awful lot of text for 4×4
The thing that amuses me the most about this is the bad grammar of the requested wording. not to mention the lacking connection between binoculars and cyber-stalking other than an interest in voyeurism.
Stalking is not the same thing as cyberbullying. Though I suppose, for the requester, the idea of an obese woman sitting naked at her computer writing nasty things about him on Facebook just wasn’t enough.
The thing that disturbs me most about this is the fact that she’s nude. Maybe he is trying to tell some cam girl he’s into her. He sends a card lovingly stamped tied to a pair of binoculars, waits patiently in her bushes for five days, and then when she looks out pops up and starts jacking it. Hey baby! You like my shape and size?
December 8, 2010 at 1:37 pm
Yeah, stamps are nice. I hate signing all my Christmas cards by hand, too.
December 8, 2010 at 1:38 pm
What? They don’t want this design on a butt plug?
December 8, 2010 at 1:39 pm
I’m not quite sure how anyone would fit all of that on a 4×4 stamp. But it’s on Etsy so I’m sure someone will try.
December 8, 2010 at 1:40 pm
I think Helenahandbasket said it best. I got nothing for this one. This one is creepy and very WTF.
December 8, 2010 at 1:42 pm
Thank God someone is finally getting the word out there that it’s not only middle-aged, balding white men who cyber stalk. I can only hope the media campaign that is about to ensue is as promising as this stamp makes it sound.
December 8, 2010 at 1:44 pm
I notice the request is closed. The fat lady must have sung.
December 8, 2010 at 1:48 pm
Look, buddy, my nude modeling days are OVER! Stop asking!
December 8, 2010 at 1:48 pm
Last time I checked, “cyber” anything involved a computer, not binoculars. Therefore, she should have tagged this steampunk.
I sure hope I don’t come down with a case of the Cyberbullies this holiday season.
December 8, 2010 at 1:49 pm
I know it’s a tiny thing to be irked by, considering the subject matter, but do they mean “Cyberbullying is a form of stalking?” That would make much more sense.
December 8, 2010 at 1:54 pm
yo momma’s so fat she heard about cyber stalking and thought they were talking about eating celery while shopping on HSN.com
December 8, 2010 at 2:03 pm
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December 8, 2010 at 2:13 pm
Damn, they closed the request. It would have been…… nice(?) to see the winning item.
December 8, 2010 at 2:15 pm
A naked, obese woman lurking in someone’s bushes with binoculars only counts as “Cyberbullying” if said obese woman is an android.
December 8, 2010 at 2:24 pm
You guys have this one covered – funny stuff!
Except for that Ina comment. I happen to like Ina. What did she ever do to you that Martha Stewart hasn’t already done?
December 8, 2010 at 2:30 pm
rofl at Patty.
I don’t know what sounds creepier, the steampunk cyberbully or the requester of the stamp. Match made in hell, anyone?
December 8, 2010 at 2:34 pm
Talk about a bizarre way to say “APPROVED!”
December 8, 2010 at 2:58 pm
How would a 400lb woman hide while she was stalking you? Oh, she’s cyber-stalking! Well, now it all makes sense.
December 8, 2010 at 3:01 pm
I’m kind of confused- what is this person going to do with the stamp? Are they sending cyber bullies letters? Do they not understand the *cyber* part of cyber bullies?
December 8, 2010 at 3:01 pm
Boy, the principal at Mt. Carmel Public Junior High is really getting serious about this year’s anti-bullying campaign.
December 8, 2010 at 3:17 pm
How did she know I was cyberstalking her naked. Oh, I was holding my binoculars backwards. My bad.
December 8, 2010 at 3:26 pm
five bucks will get you a potato, a dollar store paring knife, and a handful of raw alphabet noodles
take it or leave it
December 8, 2010 at 3:49 pm
the Venus of Willendorf really hasn’t adapted well to modern culture, has she?
December 8, 2010 at 4:28 pm
why don’t they just save themselves five bucks using common household items?
December 8, 2010 at 4:48 pm
#22 whyLikeThis – I had my Venus of Willendorf snark all lined up and ready to go… and then I saw your post.
I think this is twice this week you’ve beaten me to the same punchline.
December 8, 2010 at 4:50 pm
The sad thing is I probably HAVE a Venus of Willendorf rubber stamp. But she’s not holding binoculars, since they hadn’t been invented yet.
However, I do have a row of Sheila-Na-Gigs on another rubber stamp – would that work as binoculars?
December 8, 2010 at 4:50 pm
Come to think of it, both those rubber stamps probably cost me over 5 bucks each, so forget it!
December 8, 2010 at 4:53 pm
I’m not quite sure how anyone would fit all of that on a 4×4 stamp. But it’s on Etsy so I’m sure someone will try.
4″x4″ is not nearly as small as it sounds (*snicker*)
No, seriously, I do a lot of paintings that size and am continually surprised by how much detail can fit in that amount of space.
If the guy had asked for a fat lady in a muumuu holding a telescope, that might be different, but nude and binoculars would totally work.
December 8, 2010 at 5:36 pm
You know 400lb women don’t necessarily have the gigundo rolls you are seeking, maybe you should ask for th 700-800lb rolls to better accommodate what seems like an awful lot of text for 4×4
December 8, 2010 at 6:54 pm
The thing that amuses me the most about this is the bad grammar of the requested wording. not to mention the lacking connection between binoculars and cyber-stalking other than an interest in voyeurism.
December 8, 2010 at 7:21 pm
Stalking is not the same thing as cyberbullying. Though I suppose, for the requester, the idea of an obese woman sitting naked at her computer writing nasty things about him on Facebook just wasn’t enough.
December 8, 2010 at 7:35 pm
I guess they didn’t think they could appropriately say, “I hate fat people” with flowers.
December 8, 2010 at 8:27 pm
Anyone else notice he wants PHOTOs of the fat chick you are using on the stamp before he accepts your bid……. creeper.
December 9, 2010 at 2:02 am
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December 9, 2010 at 7:16 am
Ignoring everything else about it…how dumb do you have to be to ask for a stamp with major grammatical errors?!
December 9, 2010 at 7:52 am
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December 9, 2010 at 1:37 pm
I ship it.
December 10, 2010 at 6:11 am
Wow, someone actually requested a poetsummer/summerpoet rubber stamp.
December 10, 2010 at 7:00 pm
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