I wonder if, when driving around town and speed metal comes on the radio, they have to stop, get out of the car, and dance by the side of the road a la Sailor and Lulu?
I saw this the other day and almost submitted it. Then I decided it was executed too well. Still though, a two thousand dollar cross stitch of Nicolas Cage as Ghost Rider? Pretty damn regrettable.
Well the ultimate way to fulfill the request would be to kidnap him and deliver him to the buyer’s house trussed up like a turkey. Good luck finding someone who’s willing to do it for $15.
I’d put his photo on top of a very masculine Panini Press and add custom (glitter, of course) lettering:
“I’d stop the World and Melt with You”, in honor of his best movie, “Valley Girl”.
If someone could legaly obtain 4 square inches of cage’s SKIN and commission that psycho art student a mixed media project (should cost around 10 cents as that seemed quite a lot in that student’s universe) – and get $15 for your trouble – that would be amazing!
December 3, 2010 at 4:32 pm
There’s no soda can in that photo.
How large is this Nicholas Cage you speak of?
December 3, 2010 at 4:33 pm
OK how is HK monitoring my nightmares?!?!
December 3, 2010 at 4:34 pm
man i registered for a regretsy account just to say:
holy shit, i am pretty sure i know EXACTLY WHO THIS IS FOR. because i am pretty sure someone plans to give this to my ex-housemate.
December 3, 2010 at 4:36 pm
Terry Gilliam is gonna be pissed.
December 3, 2010 at 4:38 pm
Paging http://www.etsy.com/shop/Larriva — wind-up hopping toy guy, please respond soon.
December 3, 2010 at 4:41 pm
So this is why I was not successful in Hollywood. Hollywood is one person and it’s true name is Nicholas Cage!
December 3, 2010 at 4:44 pm
You nailed it GIRL! Really a good start to my weekend.
December 3, 2010 at 4:46 pm
Jeez, thanks for the Face Off spoiler.
December 3, 2010 at 4:47 pm
Your boyfriend is obsessed with Nicholas Cage? What I think is best is RUN AWAY!
December 3, 2010 at 4:47 pm
It’s like Face Off, only with out John Travolta.
December 3, 2010 at 4:48 pm
That is… hypnotic!
December 3, 2010 at 4:48 pm
Bea Arthur! I love her! I cannot express in words my excitement at everything you have just accomplished HK!
December 3, 2010 at 4:50 pm
Maybe the boyfriend is a huge [Home Stuck][1] fan.
[1]: http://www.mspaintadventures.com/
February 6, 2012 at 10:46 am
I don’t know why you got so thumbed down for this, I wondered the same thing.
December 3, 2010 at 4:52 pm
Really? She considers a tie clip or cuff links AMAZING?!? Wow, she’s easy to impress (which is probably a really good thing for her boyfriend).
December 3, 2010 at 4:56 pm
HK, the way your head works is God’s own private mystery.
December 3, 2010 at 4:57 pm
there’s a joke in there somewhere about a nic cage buttplug…someone? anyone?
December 3, 2010 at 5:04 pm
I’d pay to see Nicholas Cage steampunked.
December 3, 2010 at 5:10 pm
I wonder if, when driving around town and speed metal comes on the radio, they have to stop, get out of the car, and dance by the side of the road a la Sailor and Lulu?
December 3, 2010 at 5:27 pm
http://www.etsy.com/listing/41727298/nicolascageghostrider?ref=sr_gallery_2&ga_search_query=nicolas+cross+stitch&ga_search_type=handmade&ga_page=&order=&includes0=tags&includes1=title&filter0=handmade
I saw this the other day and almost submitted it. Then I decided it was executed too well. Still though, a two thousand dollar cross stitch of Nicolas Cage as Ghost Rider? Pretty damn regrettable.
December 3, 2010 at 5:29 pm
I guess there’s not a lot to do in Abilene, is there?
December 3, 2010 at 5:38 pm
She wants someone to make a pair of cuff links that look like another man? I don’t understand. This is what happens when you watch Nic Cage movies.
December 3, 2010 at 6:07 pm
You can always buy his house that he foreclosed on….oh shit….not for $15. Maybe you can find a booger still on the wall there….
December 3, 2010 at 6:27 pm
I hope you got your 15 bucks
December 3, 2010 at 6:28 pm
Nicolas Cage is the Yellow #5 of acting:
Pointless poison, yet he’s in EVERYTHING
December 3, 2010 at 6:45 pm
Well the ultimate way to fulfill the request would be to kidnap him and deliver him to the buyer’s house trussed up like a turkey. Good luck finding someone who’s willing to do it for $15.
December 3, 2010 at 7:04 pm
That’s way cooler than cufflinks or a tie tack.
December 3, 2010 at 7:09 pm
Body fluid art is always hip on Etsy, right? Because I can think of things to do with a picture of Nic Cage.
December 3, 2010 at 7:13 pm
I’d put his photo on top of a very masculine Panini Press and add custom (glitter, of course) lettering:
“I’d stop the World and Melt with You”, in honor of his best movie, “Valley Girl”.
December 3, 2010 at 8:05 pm
commodity prices are really tanking. I remember when “amazing” used to sell for 1500 dollars.
December 3, 2010 at 9:00 pm
Inflation has hit the cross stitch Nic!
December 3, 2010 at 9:58 pm
Can I get it on a fabric panty liner?
December 4, 2010 at 1:41 am
I *can* think of something not expensive to do with that picture of Nic, but I shalln’t say as this is a family-oriented site.
December 4, 2010 at 3:06 am
#30 purple_peacock should get comment of the day for calling regretsy a “family-oriented site” ;P
December 4, 2010 at 1:00 pm
I second #16, her boyfriend would be amazed to see nic cage on a buttplug! Cage himself would also be amazed to see himself on a buttplug, I think…
December 4, 2010 at 1:01 pm
actually, I don’t know why I said her boyfriend, as the person behind this request is most likely a he.
December 4, 2010 at 1:07 pm
If someone could legaly obtain 4 square inches of cage’s SKIN and commission that psycho art student a mixed media project (should cost around 10 cents as that seemed quite a lot in that student’s universe) – and get $15 for your trouble – that would be amazing!
December 4, 2010 at 3:30 pm
You could incorporate it into a Fleshlight cover.
December 5, 2010 at 10:20 am
BEA!
You’ve managed to floor me again.
December 6, 2010 at 2:29 pm
How about a corsage with his pic in the middle?
December 10, 2010 at 8:17 am
Quit thumbin’ down #13! Homestuck rules!
I think this requester really should put the bunny back in the box…