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WTF Alchemy Request

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  1. LeeLooDallas
    December 3, 2010 at 4:32 pm

    There’s no soda can in that photo.
    How large is this Nicholas Cage you speak of?

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  2. eri059
    December 3, 2010 at 4:33 pm

    OK how is HK monitoring my nightmares?!?!

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  3. rumpus
    December 3, 2010 at 4:34 pm

    man i registered for a regretsy account just to say:

    holy shit, i am pretty sure i know EXACTLY WHO THIS IS FOR. because i am pretty sure someone plans to give this to my ex-housemate.

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  4. rumi monger
    December 3, 2010 at 4:36 pm

    Terry Gilliam is gonna be pissed.

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  5. haineux
    December 3, 2010 at 4:38 pm

    Paging http://www.etsy.com/shop/Larriva — wind-up hopping toy guy, please respond soon.

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  6. Jenn_the_hen
    December 3, 2010 at 4:41 pm

    So this is why I was not successful in Hollywood. Hollywood is one person and it’s true name is Nicholas Cage!

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  7. unclehoward
    December 3, 2010 at 4:44 pm

    You nailed it GIRL! Really a good start to my weekend.

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  8. shockthebourgeois
    December 3, 2010 at 4:46 pm

    Jeez, thanks for the Face Off spoiler.

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  9. trousers rolled
    December 3, 2010 at 4:47 pm

    Your boyfriend is obsessed with Nicholas Cage? What I think is best is RUN AWAY!

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  10. EmKay73
    December 3, 2010 at 4:47 pm

    It’s like Face Off, only with out John Travolta.

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  11. pantsmonkey
    December 3, 2010 at 4:48 pm

    That is… hypnotic!

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  12. mtopia
    December 3, 2010 at 4:48 pm

    Bea Arthur! I love her! I cannot express in words my excitement at everything you have just accomplished HK!

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  13. mtopia
    December 3, 2010 at 4:50 pm

    Maybe the boyfriend is a huge [Home Stuck][1] fan.

    [1]: http://www.mspaintadventures.com/

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    • navi
      February 6, 2012 at 10:46 am

      I don’t know why you got so thumbed down for this, I wondered the same thing.

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  14. pplrdum
    December 3, 2010 at 4:52 pm

    Really? She considers a tie clip or cuff links AMAZING?!? Wow, she’s easy to impress (which is probably a really good thing for her boyfriend).

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  15. The Often-Crappy Crafter
    December 3, 2010 at 4:56 pm

    HK, the way your head works is God’s own private mystery.

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  16. cecil razortongue
    December 3, 2010 at 4:57 pm

    there’s a joke in there somewhere about a nic cage buttplug…someone? anyone?

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  17. steelhips
    December 3, 2010 at 5:04 pm

    I’d pay to see Nicholas Cage steampunked.

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  18. knittin-kitten
    December 3, 2010 at 5:10 pm

    I wonder if, when driving around town and speed metal comes on the radio, they have to stop, get out of the car, and dance by the side of the road a la Sailor and Lulu?

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  19. SlySevSteph
    December 3, 2010 at 5:27 pm

    http://www.etsy.com/listing/41727298/nicolascageghostrider?ref=sr_gallery_2&ga_search_query=nicolas+cross+stitch&ga_search_type=handmade&ga_page=&order=&includes0=tags&includes1=title&filter0=handmade

    I saw this the other day and almost submitted it. Then I decided it was executed too well. Still though, a two thousand dollar cross stitch of Nicolas Cage as Ghost Rider? Pretty damn regrettable.

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  20. knittin-kitten
    December 3, 2010 at 5:29 pm

    I guess there’s not a lot to do in Abilene, is there?

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  21. KenriH
    December 3, 2010 at 5:38 pm

    She wants someone to make a pair of cuff links that look like another man? I don’t understand. This is what happens when you watch Nic Cage movies.

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  22. hippiejo74
    December 3, 2010 at 6:07 pm

    You can always buy his house that he foreclosed on….oh shit….not for $15. Maybe you can find a booger still on the wall there….

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  23. Melancholy_Owl
    December 3, 2010 at 6:27 pm

    I hope you got your 15 bucks

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  24. LyrialZander
    December 3, 2010 at 6:28 pm

    Nicolas Cage is the Yellow #5 of acting:
    Pointless poison, yet he’s in EVERYTHING

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  25. Badger
    December 3, 2010 at 6:45 pm

    Well the ultimate way to fulfill the request would be to kidnap him and deliver him to the buyer’s house trussed up like a turkey. Good luck finding someone who’s willing to do it for $15.

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  26. catherder
    December 3, 2010 at 7:04 pm

    That’s way cooler than cufflinks or a tie tack.

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  27. Overt Agent
    December 3, 2010 at 7:09 pm

    Body fluid art is always hip on Etsy, right? Because I can think of things to do with a picture of Nic Cage.

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  28. Wilma Fingerdoo
    December 3, 2010 at 7:13 pm

    I’d put his photo on top of a very masculine Panini Press and add custom (glitter, of course) lettering:
    “I’d stop the World and Melt with You”, in honor of his best movie, “Valley Girl”.

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  29. Buzzkill Crying Glitter Eagle
    December 3, 2010 at 8:05 pm

    commodity prices are really tanking. I remember when “amazing” used to sell for 1500 dollars.

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  30. kittykatt
    December 3, 2010 at 9:00 pm

    Inflation has hit the cross stitch Nic!

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  31. passiveoffensive
    December 3, 2010 at 9:58 pm

    Can I get it on a fabric panty liner?

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  32. purple_peacock
    December 4, 2010 at 1:41 am

    I *can* think of something not expensive to do with that picture of Nic, but I shalln’t say as this is a family-oriented site.

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  33. Snargasm
    December 4, 2010 at 3:06 am

    #30 purple_peacock should get comment of the day for calling regretsy a “family-oriented site” ;P

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  34. Tanya
    December 4, 2010 at 1:00 pm

    I second #16, her boyfriend would be amazed to see nic cage on a buttplug! Cage himself would also be amazed to see himself on a buttplug, I think…

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  35. Tanya
    December 4, 2010 at 1:01 pm

    actually, I don’t know why I said her boyfriend, as the person behind this request is most likely a he.

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  36. Tanya
    December 4, 2010 at 1:07 pm

    If someone could legaly obtain 4 square inches of cage’s SKIN and commission that psycho art student a mixed media project (should cost around 10 cents as that seemed quite a lot in that student’s universe) – and get $15 for your trouble – that would be amazing!

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  37. HelenaHandbasket
    December 4, 2010 at 3:30 pm

    You could incorporate it into a Fleshlight cover.

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  38. Marlo
    December 5, 2010 at 10:20 am

    BEA!
    You’ve managed to floor me again.

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  39. skarah1313
    December 6, 2010 at 2:29 pm

    How about a corsage with his pic in the middle?

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  40. LilPorkchop
    December 10, 2010 at 8:17 am

    Quit thumbin’ down #13! Homestuck rules!

    I think this requester really should put the bunny back in the box…

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