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Jesus woman, get a grip. Your three year old doesn’t need a fucking lover’s locket with your hair in it. She’s taking nap, not going to Kosovo. Maybe we should think about raising kids who are not having panic attacks over weaning when they’re old enough to tell you what they want engraved on their jewelry. Seriously, if your kid has preferred color palettes and an appreciation for multi-colored metals, she should be interning at MAC.