Oh I’m so glad you’re willing to work with me, because this isn’t quite what I had in mind. I was thinking something more like this:

And the for the rest of the bridal party, maybe something like this?

But you’re the artist!

Speaking of weddings, my November column for Brides.com is now live for your perusal.

BONUS: Super dramatic YouTube video of this thing spinning on a lazy Susan for two and a half minutes. Better than Propofol!