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You’re Very Bad, Man

From left to right:

Pauly D., Kim Jong Il, Melina Kanakaredes, Body by Jake

40 comments on You’re Very Bad, Man

  1. krayzkraft
    November 24, 2010 at 9:37 am

    Ms. K., you’ve got this one nailed – no doubt!

    Happy Thanksgiving to you and ALL Regretsians!!!!!!

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  2. thatdingo
    November 24, 2010 at 9:38 am

    I’m imagining the zip-lock bag might have sandwich crumbs in it.

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  3. Stripsleaze
    November 24, 2010 at 9:45 am

    I’ve never seen Seinfeld, but I’m gonna go out on a limb here and say they *don’t* look like that…

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  4. KibblesNBits
    November 24, 2010 at 9:47 am

    OMG – E-Mail this picture to Kim Jong Il and see what he says!

    I think he’ll love it. He’ll probably send this to every news agency to show off his “powerful friends” in show business. Maybe he’ll forget about his whole ‘let’s bomb South Korea’ brouhaha.

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  5. Marlo
    November 24, 2010 at 9:47 am

    Can we somehow make your new Seinfeld happen? That is just ridiculous.

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  6. Marlo
    November 24, 2010 at 9:48 am

    Even if Seinfeld can stop,
    masturbation bet cannot stop.

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  7. Upchuck Norris
    November 24, 2010 at 9:51 am

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  8. avital
    November 24, 2010 at 9:54 am

    I don’t know what’s scarier, the picture or the fact that someone in the 21st century who clearly uses technology has NEVER SEEN SEINFELD.

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  9. Sir Dollface
    November 24, 2010 at 9:55 am

    The artist obviously traced this from the photo.

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  10. gracie4938
    November 24, 2010 at 9:59 am

    george is getting upset

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  11. Catish
    November 24, 2010 at 9:59 am

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  12. Patty got abducted by a Steampunk Alien
    November 24, 2010 at 10:01 am

    Oh, wait… I know what this is!

    This is the entire cast of “Seinfeld” from NOW, but if they were looking down into a mirror on a table. You know, like someone let the air out of their faces.

    *nod to Bea Arthur as Dorothy on “Golden Girls”*

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  13. Jess-sicle
    November 24, 2010 at 10:03 am

    I’ve got news for you, buddy. No ziploc baggie in the world is going to keep this piece of art in “good condition”.

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  14. Buzzkill Crying Glitter Eagle
    November 24, 2010 at 10:18 am

    Is this a sketch of a partially inflated and decades late “Seinfeld” float for the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade?

    They need to make erasable Sharpies for stuff like this. Luckily, we still have fire.

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  15. Holytape
    November 24, 2010 at 10:29 am

    If this photograph is real, we should praise Pauly D. for being truly patriotic. How many other Americans would be willing to take one for the team and give herpes and syphilis to Kim Jong Il?

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  16. WhyLikeThis
    November 24, 2010 at 10:33 am

    when they talk about the pressures of fame, i thought celebrities were just being whiny.
    never for an instant did i think they would actually make your head implode!

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  17. knittin-kitten
    November 24, 2010 at 10:39 am

    I think I’ll take my chances and skip the zip lock bag.

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  18. joshpincusiscrying
    November 24, 2010 at 10:47 am

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  19. twatsupcock
    November 24, 2010 at 10:49 am

    I’m so glad you love what you do! Now, don’t do it!

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  20. tastincel
    November 24, 2010 at 11:06 am

    I am astonished that stripsleaze has never seen Seinfeld? How can that be?

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  21. Stripsleaze
    November 24, 2010 at 11:31 am

    @tastincel

    I’m sorry :( I have no tv :( :(

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  22. HelenaHandbasket
    November 24, 2010 at 11:33 am

    If Kim Jong Il sees the “artist” skimped on his pompadour, there’s gonna be even more hell to pay.

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  23. LeeLooDallas
    November 24, 2010 at 11:45 am

    “What’s up with THAT?!?”

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  24. pentoon
    November 24, 2010 at 12:05 pm

    @Stripsleaze

    It’s ok, I haven’t seen it either.

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  25. geektastic
    November 24, 2010 at 12:17 pm

    Kibbles has an excellent idea. Dear Leader is batshit enough it would work.

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  26. Chrisnyc1213
    November 24, 2010 at 12:29 pm

    I’d be more impressed if this was done with fusilli pasta.

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  27. BillsBayou
    November 24, 2010 at 12:36 pm

    Letter to artist:
    “Dear Deborah,

    Into which orifice do you place the Sharpie when you draw? And do you have a photo of it stuck there?

    Sincerely,
    Me”

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  28. mapleleaves
    November 24, 2010 at 12:48 pm

    Now I know how Elaine felt when she realized she ate a huge piece of seventy-year-old wedding cake…

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  29. Nico
    November 24, 2010 at 12:54 pm

    I love what I do, too. I just don’t think I could charge $25 for a ziplock bag full of bullshitting on the internet.

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  30. JustJanet
    November 24, 2010 at 1:13 pm

    Perhaps this is a portrait of Bizarro Jerry, et. al, which would then be a perfect rendering.

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  31. Stretch65: Klingon Kareoke FTW
    November 24, 2010 at 2:00 pm

    SEINFAIL obviously made with “man hands” by someone wearing a “puffy shirt” and a “manzire”. My guess: NEWMAN!

    NO SHARPIE FOR YOU ! Next!

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  32. catherder
    November 24, 2010 at 5:20 pm

    That’s what happens when you breathe Sharpie fumes for too long. Your head gets all fuzzy and your artistic ability goes all wonky.

    At first I thought it was Lisa Edelstein in the photo. And I wouldn’t be surprised if Dear Leader’s pompadour is a wig and he’s actually that bald underneath.

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  33. lulubelly
    November 24, 2010 at 8:29 pm

    I love the way the “artist” has made it appear that everyone in the drawing is reaching for Elaine’s crotch. Though Jerry may have overshot the crotchal area by several inches.

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  34. shewolfe002
    November 25, 2010 at 1:08 am

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  35. Lucretia Borgia
    November 25, 2010 at 2:20 am

    I’m so awestruck that the snark has been whipped right outa me. How anyoone could locate four perfectly matched photos of this less than perfectly drawn foursome is beyond me. Amazing!!!!!

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  36. angelbuttons77
    November 26, 2010 at 5:26 am

    You rock! I about peed laughing!! Spot on!

    And now for some snark – it’s actually bad form, and in some cases illegal, for an artist to sell a painting/drawing/what have you that is a direct copy of a copyrighted image (which I am sure the original cast photo is). Since it’s “for sale” it’s illegal, while the HK photoshop or display isn’t, since she’s not charging us….

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  37. lulubelly
    November 26, 2010 at 9:16 am

    #35 – I’m certain that no sober person would even recognize this drawing as an interpretation, much less a direct copy of the photo the artist has included in the profile. So, regardless of the intent to sell said image, by virtue of the ineptitude of the artist, no illegalness has been perpetrated. GAVEL!

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  38. The Blue Kraken
    November 26, 2010 at 4:41 pm

    i am actually impressed. this is fantastic. it’s a perfect likeness of HK’s photo :D

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  39. AmenhotepIV
    November 29, 2010 at 12:58 am

    I don’t remember the funhouse episode.

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  40. Jimmie Walker, Texas Ranger
    December 3, 2010 at 4:59 am

    I think the “artist” accidentally tuned into an alternate reality where Jake actually had a sitcom named after him. Steinfeld vs. Seinfeld – the confusion is understandable.

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