Welcome! What is better than Christmas with a pair of festive floppers? Now…if you have never seen, or heard, of them before they’re a special pair named ,”Heavenly Hooters” that give all the special treats to certain self-hating individuals around the world. They are a proud set of massive milk-bladders that measures 20″ long from nose to tail. They’re accompanied by a tag that reads “BODACIOUS BAZUNGAS” and are a must have for any fan of “JUGGS” magazine! They is for Home Decoration ONLY and not intended for children! They was made with a FANTASTIC FLESH FLAPJACKS pattern.
It’s midnight, and tomorrow’s Thanksgiving, so I’m wondering how long it’s going to be before her thousands of hits bring this to her attention and she takes this photo down.
I wish we could start a little Regretsy pool. I call 2:30 p.m. on Thursday.
What a holiday treat! I had to check her store listings photos, and it seems an inadvertent fluke for her. There was a gentleman Seller on eBay some years ago who listed “Shiny” but otherwise nondescript used kitchen appliances for exhorbantly high prices, seemingly simply so he could could have prospective buyers admire the reflective qualities of the items, and his skill as a photographer, au naturel.
My grandma, God rest her soul, had ahem…HUGE tracks of land. So one day when she took a shower and forgot her towel, she ran down the hallway only to pass my Dad. In typical asshat-Dad fashion, my Dad said wryly, “Ma, you gotta tame those puppies.”
Now I see a picture of a weiner dog and boobs and that is ALL I can think of. She’s gotta tame those puppies.
Ah it’s not there anymore… which implies that it wasn’t done on purpose as a way to make people look at her tits, but she actually does just wander round in the nude taking photos, or maybe just forgot to put on clothes on this occasion. I this i preferred the secret voyeur explanation.
Just one more, or I guess it’s two more, things to be thankful for. Bless you, Regetsy, that we now have all Thanksgiving to ponder how exactly that woman did now notice she was posting her saggy ta-tas for all to see
Oh Snit! I KNEW it! This seller is from my neck of the woods in PA! Sigh, yes, stuff like this actually happens there. The scary thing is that the seller probably thought it was a good picture!!
“Why do Etsy seller’s have such fuck-ugly homes?”
If people had the money for nice houses, would they really be selling on Etsy? I speak from personal experience here. Sorry, it’s Ikea clearance. I work in public service. Sue me!
Showed this to the Husband Person. He’s playing Guild Wars, but when he saw the poster caption, he said, “Oh, that’s an Internet meme. Usually means there’s a hidden penis or Linda Blair Exorcist picture. I’ll bet it’s a penis.” Made me laugh even harder while I waited for him to look at it.
And he spotted the boobs quicker than I did. I figure that’s to be expected.
kinda cute dog.. and now my keyboard has coffee spew BOL ohhhh .. man wow kinda not what i wanted to see in primitive crafts. some one elses saggy titties. unless she’s selling goddess portraits then is this appropriate.
I shared this with everyone who came over for dinner. We had a good laugh!
I admit that it took me a little while to find the idiot in the pic but I hadn’t scrolled down yet to see the second pic. I was just noticing the horrible background….thinking, “She really should have cleaned up her dress…….HOLY SHIT!”
I do believe that she pulled down her Etsy site and her blog due to sheer mortification. I imagine she will never take another photo without at least three layers of clothing on.
yourtherapistjustcalled
November 28, 2010 at 6:43 am
I wonder what Freud would’ve made of this:
First time I looked, I “thought” I saw a naked torso in the mirror, but dismissed it as just my own weird imagination, so continued to scrutinize the doggie. Had to read the comments to have it confirmed…repression ?
Shame, poor girl, but then again, thinking that she may have been sewing the dog on her lap whilst naked…it’s made me wonder about the personal habits of sellers – sheesh !
Oh, and how long until the thieves and the Cheezburger network steal the photo from here, slap their logo on the bottom of it (unattributed, as if it were theirs) and post it on Failblog or some such blog?
Wow, I was so intent on figure out what was wrong with the little dog, other than the whole primitive thing, that I totally missed the mirror until I read the comments.
@ 93 – I’m right there with you. I’ve looked at this photo several times over the last few days and saw nothing but a cluttered dresser and an oddly shaped dachshund LOL. Read the replies and… oooohhhhh.
The number of negs on this thread leaves me to wondering if Miss Saggy Bags is getting her friends to help with the negative voting. But then again, how do you approach your friends and say “My tits are on Regretsy. Help me bury the thread!” without them laughing their asses off?
My goodness! For those of us who read Louise Rennison’s Georgia books…those are some serious nunga-nungas!
For those not in the know, one of the male protagonists says if you get hold of a girl’s breast and let it go, it goes “nunga-nunga-nunga”. I believe those would…yikes!
i keep picturing this all ending up in a show now that her store is pulled. then me finding out her mammy dolls are in a show im at… seeing the dogie on a table displayed publicly.. i don’t think id be able to have a straight face.. i don’t think id be able to say anything either. except TITS!!! and run away
possibly her best bet to erase this incident is burn the lumpy potato dog .. and the mammy dolls. find a new craft
Well, now you see what menopause can bring a woman to: primcrafting in the nude on a november day. Take some premarin, for goshsake before ya poke the wrong puppy with that needle!
November 24, 2010 at 8:46 pm
Herp Derp, I am not gonna lie it took me like 3 minutes to notice what was funny about this.
November 24, 2010 at 8:49 pm
Omg! Maybe one should put a shirt on before taking a photo in front of a mirror!
November 24, 2010 at 8:50 pm
I’ve never been more thankful for a strategically placed stuffed dog’s ass.
November 24, 2010 at 8:50 pm
…Those knockers look like they’re 15″ long from nose to tail.
November 24, 2010 at 8:53 pm
Ew ew ew. She also makes tons of mammy dolls
November 24, 2010 at 8:53 pm
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November 24, 2010 at 8:55 pm
What a weenie.
November 24, 2010 at 8:55 pm
Brrrrrr…No wonder Santa Dawg is wearing a hat.
November 24, 2010 at 8:58 pm
Ignoring her titscrepancy, she needs to learn what primitive means.
November 24, 2010 at 8:58 pm
Thanks for making me vomit, so I can have extra room for turkey and pie tomorrow!
November 24, 2010 at 8:59 pm
I feel like *shitting* a few bricks after reading this description about the joys of having one of her mammy dolls :
‘for old time appeal’.
November 24, 2010 at 8:59 pm
What? You have a problem with crafts created in the warm bosom of an artist’s home??
November 24, 2010 at 9:01 pm
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November 24, 2010 at 9:01 pm
Welcome! What is better than Christmas with a pair of festive floppers? Now…if you have never seen, or heard, of them before they’re a special pair named ,”Heavenly Hooters” that give all the special treats to certain self-hating individuals around the world. They are a proud set of massive milk-bladders that measures 20″ long from nose to tail. They’re accompanied by a tag that reads “BODACIOUS BAZUNGAS” and are a must have for any fan of “JUGGS” magazine! They is for Home Decoration ONLY and not intended for children! They was made with a FANTASTIC FLESH FLAPJACKS pattern.
November 24, 2010 at 9:01 pm
Are those boobs… or moobs?
November 24, 2010 at 9:06 pm
Omg, Helen.
November 24, 2010 at 9:06 pm
other than her tits hanging out and Santa here sitting next to splooge cake she’s got some cute stuff.
November 24, 2010 at 9:06 pm
Maybe she gets kicks outta taking ‘oops I’m nude in the mirror’ pics…
November 24, 2010 at 9:06 pm
Now that I’ve picked myself off the floor from titty fits…srsly, this should be featured as numero uno for an Etsy treasury of bad . Just bad. Bad.
November 24, 2010 at 9:09 pm
“Pardon my tits.” if anyone watched Dexter season 2
November 24, 2010 at 9:10 pm
i would like to thank all of those responsible for placing this image in front of me. it’s like, an early christmas miracle. hot damn.
November 24, 2010 at 9:13 pm
made my day =D
November 24, 2010 at 9:20 pm
well, either the seller checks out regretsy or the cat’s out of the bag — the item is now sitting on top of a TV now.
It’s still there. It’s the second photo. – HK
November 24, 2010 at 9:21 pm
It’s midnight, and tomorrow’s Thanksgiving, so I’m wondering how long it’s going to be before her thousands of hits bring this to her attention and she takes this photo down.
I wish we could start a little Regretsy pool. I call 2:30 p.m. on Thursday.
November 24, 2010 at 9:22 pm
What a holiday treat! I had to check her store listings photos, and it seems an inadvertent fluke for her. There was a gentleman Seller on eBay some years ago who listed “Shiny” but otherwise nondescript used kitchen appliances for exhorbantly high prices, seemingly simply so he could could have prospective buyers admire the reflective qualities of the items, and his skill as a photographer, au naturel.
November 24, 2010 at 9:22 pm
@steviesegel, it’s still there–photo number 2.
November 24, 2010 at 9:24 pm
Conversation between me and the fiance:
Me: “Hey, come look at this.”
Him: “… Are those tits, or MAN-TITS?”
Me: “Tits. Just tits.”
Him: “UNACCEPTABLE!”
November 24, 2010 at 9:25 pm
oh derp on me…yes it is still there….I really have to get new contacts
November 24, 2010 at 9:25 pm
Oh, “primitive” refers to the National Geographic cover model who is taking the photo!
I can’t believe I almost missed the background while looking at the funny dawg.
November 24, 2010 at 9:25 pm
Oh, imagine the things that poor little puppy has seen.
Poor little puppy.
November 24, 2010 at 9:36 pm
Should we pitch in a little money to buy her some pasties?
November 24, 2010 at 9:40 pm
Still there!
November 24, 2010 at 9:41 pm
I swear to god I looked down at my own shirtless chest for a moment.
Pics or it didn’t happen. – BD
November 24, 2010 at 9:42 pm
goddammit.. i just went to her store and looked through 62 pages of dolls to see if i could find more tit pictures.
November 24, 2010 at 10:01 pm
I wonder if she is related to naked kettle guy
November 24, 2010 at 10:08 pm
If using only the reflection, it looks like she’s wearing the dog as some sort of nipple jewelry.
November 24, 2010 at 10:11 pm
Well, now I have two more things to be thankful for this year…
November 24, 2010 at 10:18 pm
…and by that I mean my own chest, not hers.
November 24, 2010 at 10:20 pm
What, did she step out of the shower and think, “Oh, I almost forgot to list that stuffed wiener dog!” How does that happen, other than intentionally?
November 24, 2010 at 10:23 pm
Yeah, but is it carpet or tile in the background?
November 24, 2010 at 10:23 pm
this post instigated the most meaningful exchange I’ve ha with my husband in years.
“honey, come look at this.”
“huh? Aww look at the Dachshund, cute, you could m-m- uh? UH? Izzat? UuuuuUUUUUUUUHHHHHH? UH? UH! UH!”
November 24, 2010 at 10:31 pm
just shat a dachshund
November 24, 2010 at 10:32 pm
“not intended for children” indeed.
November 24, 2010 at 10:40 pm
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November 24, 2010 at 10:59 pm
Puppies!
November 24, 2010 at 11:24 pm
#15-A fellow Dexter fan! At least Debra’s aren’t likely to inspire heart attacks in the elderly.
November 24, 2010 at 11:26 pm
I saw this and thought it was quite cute and then…ruined.
November 24, 2010 at 11:36 pm
“Santa Dawg” isn’t the only thing in the photo that’s 15″ long from nose to tail . . . those puppies hang like spanish moss.
November 24, 2010 at 11:37 pm
Does it make me a lesbian if I noticed the tits before the weiner??
November 24, 2010 at 11:59 pm
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November 24, 2010 at 11:59 pm
My grandma, God rest her soul, had ahem…HUGE tracks of land. So one day when she took a shower and forgot her towel, she ran down the hallway only to pass my Dad. In typical asshat-Dad fashion, my Dad said wryly, “Ma, you gotta tame those puppies.”
Now I see a picture of a weiner dog and boobs and that is ALL I can think of. She’s gotta tame those puppies.
November 25, 2010 at 1:00 am
Yeah, sadly I saw the boobs before the dog too! Maybe she’s a nudist?
November 25, 2010 at 1:11 am
#27-28 – Ditto.
I don’t know what’d be worse in the end… Her naked, or her with unicorn pasties. Ugggh.
November 25, 2010 at 1:20 am
Also, I just showed this to my fiance…
His reaction: “WHOA! Dude in the mirror… wait…. Not a dude?”
November 25, 2010 at 1:40 am
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November 25, 2010 at 2:04 am
Really?
That is all…
November 25, 2010 at 3:19 am
@ pplrdum: Yes. Yes, it does.
November 25, 2010 at 4:39 am
Even if I don’t have Thanksgiving, can I still eat turkey and be thankful?
November 25, 2010 at 4:49 am
Ah it’s not there anymore… which implies that it wasn’t done on purpose as a way to make people look at her tits, but she actually does just wander round in the nude taking photos, or maybe just forgot to put on clothes on this occasion. I this i preferred the secret voyeur explanation.
November 25, 2010 at 5:14 am
Aswell as the obvious boob in the photo – the reflection of the dog seems to have brought his own chestnuts to roast…
November 25, 2010 at 5:22 am
All of you are being way too harsh!
Some of us have been repeatedly exposed to strange Holiday Season traditions that were indigenous to the City or Country that we grew up in.
I was born in New York and this really brings back Holiday memories.
Like the man on 85th Street who would stand in his window with a ribbon tied around his penis and sing “Frosy the Snowman.”
Holiday Lost Car Guy-He always had a map on his lap and would ask all of us kids for directions!
Holiday Lost Train Guy-He always had a Subway Map on his lap but did not ask for directions.
Thank you Holiday Dachshund Lady.
Its beginning to look a lot like Christmas!
November 25, 2010 at 5:23 am
I thought I was meant to see something in the dog.
And then I saw IT. Now I will never sleep again.
November 25, 2010 at 5:33 am
Since it is Thanksgiving I’m trying to be thankful for the small things – she didn’t spell it Dotson, Datsun or Dockson.
November 25, 2010 at 5:33 am
Mammy dolls? Maybe she should rename them Mammary Dolls.
November 25, 2010 at 6:31 am
Just one more, or I guess it’s two more, things to be thankful for. Bless you, Regetsy, that we now have all Thanksgiving to ponder how exactly that woman did now notice she was posting her saggy ta-tas for all to see
November 25, 2010 at 6:47 am
Too early in the morning to be checking Regretsy. It went a little something like this:
“Well it’s kind of poorly made but it’s not the worst thing I’ve…OH MY F*CKING GOD!” *peals of laughter*
I’m thankful for Regretsy.
November 25, 2010 at 7:39 am
It’s the Kackel Dackel!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6nmHzPCTdw
November 25, 2010 at 7:50 am
I would suggest that the crafter use the fabric to create a shirt for herself, but there clearly isn’t enough fabric.
And times must be hard when you use your clothing to make stuffed animals so you can sell them and make more clothing.
And BTW, you can get saggy tits like that without making any mammy dolls whatsoever. Ask me how I know this.
November 25, 2010 at 8:24 am
Thank you Regretsy for all the wonderful mammories!
Happy Thanksgiving everyone!
November 25, 2010 at 9:00 am
I must say, she really does have some very cute things in her shop! The hanging cat ornies are quite adorable.
November 25, 2010 at 9:06 am
I don’t care how much Etsy tries to push it, I do NOT want to know about the “seller behind the listing”.
Why do Etsy seller’s have such fuck-ugly homes?
November 25, 2010 at 9:51 am
Oh Snit! I KNEW it! This seller is from my neck of the woods in PA! Sigh, yes, stuff like this actually happens there. The scary thing is that the seller probably thought it was a good picture!!
November 25, 2010 at 10:24 am
I woke up with a rather annoying hangover this morning so it took me a moment to see what was wrong with the picture. Then my head hurt worse.
Then I watched the Kackel Dackel video. : (
I’m never drinking again. Ever.
November 25, 2010 at 10:35 am
Oh, reflectoporn. You continue to amuse and delight. Or confuse and horrify. I forget which one.
November 25, 2010 at 11:15 am
Looks like dashie had puppies.
November 25, 2010 at 11:49 am
Swing low, sweet chariots.
November 25, 2010 at 1:48 pm
Oh how i love you Regretsy! You ‘makah mah dae’
November 25, 2010 at 2:58 pm
How much are them boobies in the window?
The ones with the waggly tail
November 25, 2010 at 3:12 pm
“Why do Etsy seller’s have such fuck-ugly homes?”
If people had the money for nice houses, would they really be selling on Etsy? I speak from personal experience here. Sorry, it’s Ikea clearance. I work in public service. Sue me!
November 25, 2010 at 3:57 pm
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November 25, 2010 at 4:19 pm
Showed this to the Husband Person. He’s playing Guild Wars, but when he saw the poster caption, he said, “Oh, that’s an Internet meme. Usually means there’s a hidden penis or Linda Blair Exorcist picture. I’ll bet it’s a penis.” Made me laugh even harder while I waited for him to look at it.
And he spotted the boobs quicker than I did. I figure that’s to be expected.
Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!
November 25, 2010 at 4:32 pm
OMG! She’s not on Etsy anymore!! I wanted to see more accidental spaniel ears!!
November 25, 2010 at 6:57 pm
Looks like her Etsy store and blog are BAW-leeted!
November 25, 2010 at 8:47 pm
Regretsy: Teaching me about fetishes I never wanted to know existed, one Etsy listing at a time.
November 25, 2010 at 10:05 pm
I am confident that this was NOT intentional. If you look at the sold items, no other pictures even come close. This begs the following question….
Q: What is worse – intentional or unintentional reflectoporn?
A: Unintentional; this means that the photographer is not sly, sneaky and/or perverted but just plain stupid instead.
Next Question:
Q: What is worse than unintentional reflectoporn?
A: Prim Crafts.
And finally….
Q: What is worse than Prim Crafts?
A: The reflectoporn image of the actual crafter.
Full circle and bad all around….
November 26, 2010 at 5:20 am
Awww, she took her pups and went home. Guess she didn’t want to play!
November 26, 2010 at 7:16 am
I’m thankful my puppies are still perky!
November 26, 2010 at 8:40 am
It took my about 15 seconds of thinking that the dog was actually kind of cute for me to spit coffee all over my monitor.
November 26, 2010 at 9:55 am
Is it bad that I noticed what was up right away?
November 26, 2010 at 2:23 pm
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November 26, 2010 at 3:14 pm
I feel like the biggest dope! I had to read the comments to find out what the deal was with the wonder twins in the mirror.
November 26, 2010 at 5:20 pm
@ #91 Is it bad that I had to come back to this 4 times before I realized what was actually up?
geeze I love weenie dogs!
November 26, 2010 at 7:41 pm
I can believe in:
Elves
Dragons
Ghosts
Hobbits
and Fairies.
But I cannot believe that anyone could ever *accidentally* take a nude pic of him/herself.
November 26, 2010 at 7:46 pm
Those puppies appear to be a mixed breed. Looks like a cross between a setter and a pointer. Woof!
November 26, 2010 at 7:57 pm
I shared this with everyone who came over for dinner. We had a good laugh!
I admit that it took me a little while to find the idiot in the pic but I hadn’t scrolled down yet to see the second pic. I was just noticing the horrible background….thinking, “She really should have cleaned up her dress…….HOLY SHIT!”
November 27, 2010 at 4:10 pm
Looks like she’s taken the listing down. So sad.
November 27, 2010 at 4:48 pm
took ma like five views to figure this one out, and then finally looked in the mirror.
I just lost my appetite.
November 27, 2010 at 11:38 pm
this was obviously not made by Santa’s elves, as all indications point toward the South Pole.
November 28, 2010 at 12:30 am
I do believe that she pulled down her Etsy site and her blog due to sheer mortification. I imagine she will never take another photo without at least three layers of clothing on.
November 28, 2010 at 6:43 am
I wonder what Freud would’ve made of this:
First time I looked, I “thought” I saw a naked torso in the mirror, but dismissed it as just my own weird imagination, so continued to scrutinize the doggie. Had to read the comments to have it confirmed…repression ?
Shame, poor girl, but then again, thinking that she may have been sewing the dog on her lap whilst naked…it’s made me wonder about the personal habits of sellers – sheesh !
November 28, 2010 at 8:13 am
Oh, and how long until the thieves and the Cheezburger network steal the photo from here, slap their logo on the bottom of it (unattributed, as if it were theirs) and post it on Failblog or some such blog?
November 28, 2010 at 3:27 pm
Some people don’t understand nude photography.
It’s the model who’s supposed to be nude, sweetie.
November 28, 2010 at 6:41 pm
Wow, I was so intent on figure out what was wrong with the little dog, other than the whole primitive thing, that I totally missed the mirror until I read the comments.
The dog is kind of cute, though.
November 28, 2010 at 6:43 pm
figuring*
November 29, 2010 at 1:42 am
in fairness to her, she has got a cracking pair of norks, there. Kudos, i say!
November 29, 2010 at 3:57 am
What is this thing made of?
At first it kinda looked like it was stuffed and sewn, but the more I look at it the more it looks like rock hard clay or possibly potatoes.
November 29, 2010 at 6:50 am
(Singsong voice) Awwwkwaaarrrd!
November 29, 2010 at 7:58 am
awww she’s deleted her page oh whatever shall I do now? (thank you google-cached)
November 29, 2010 at 8:25 am
@ 93 – I’m right there with you. I’ve looked at this photo several times over the last few days and saw nothing but a cluttered dresser and an oddly shaped dachshund LOL. Read the replies and… oooohhhhh.
November 29, 2010 at 9:02 am
I’m embarrassed to say that I went from zero to tits in under 2 seconds. “Mediocre dachshund. Spelled wrong. Hey! Ugly tits!”
November 29, 2010 at 9:57 am
The number of negs on this thread leaves me to wondering if Miss Saggy Bags is getting her friends to help with the negative voting. But then again, how do you approach your friends and say “My tits are on Regretsy. Help me bury the thread!” without them laughing their asses off?
November 29, 2010 at 10:32 am
My goodness! For those of us who read Louise Rennison’s Georgia books…those are some serious nunga-nungas!
For those not in the know, one of the male protagonists says if you get hold of a girl’s breast and let it go, it goes “nunga-nunga-nunga”. I believe those would…yikes!
November 29, 2010 at 10:34 am
Don’t forget to right-click on the image, then select “Save Image As…” before this treasure is gone forever.
November 29, 2010 at 10:36 am
@116 LilPorkchop, you’ll need a few more “nungas” to get it right with that set. In fact, I’d bet these would work like a “Newton’s Cradle”
November 29, 2010 at 12:06 pm
@ #106 chiiro: Okay, but what do you think about the little DOGGIE?
November 29, 2010 at 1:54 pm
OH GOD. OH GOD. OH GOD.
Also, Doxie. Doxin. DYING.
November 29, 2010 at 6:13 pm
brain bleach a bargain at 5 cents a gallon
November 30, 2010 at 2:29 am
i keep picturing this all ending up in a show now that her store is pulled. then me finding out her mammy dolls are in a show im at… seeing the dogie on a table displayed publicly.. i don’t think id be able to have a straight face.. i don’t think id be able to say anything either. except TITS!!! and run away
possibly her best bet to erase this incident is burn the lumpy potato dog .. and the mammy dolls. find a new craft
November 30, 2010 at 1:23 pm
Vintage contemporary seismic-retrofitted double steampunk milk-gland attaché totes (snarky comments and wiener dog not included)
January 13, 2011 at 9:34 pm
At first I couldn’t figure out what was funny about this
At first I though “it does kinda someone took a dump and sculpted it out of a large turd”
Then I thought “the tail does resemble a very thin penis”
Then I looked up and WHOA……
September 15, 2011 at 6:05 pm
Well, now you see what menopause can bring a woman to: primcrafting in the nude on a november day. Take some premarin, for goshsake before ya poke the wrong puppy with that needle!