It does not get better than this.
And it’s got it’s own view it in a room.
This looks like she fell into a clothing rack at the Sally Ann when she happened to be covered in glue.
This would look fantastic with a pair of Crocs.
from the latest “Cou Rouge” collection out of Paris (Texas)
I want to spray her in Pledge and make her rub up on all my furniture.
Don’t hate. That is NASCAR haute cotoure
horrible as it is, this is highly preferable to what most nascar fans choose to wear.
So appropriate because this dress is a firey wreck.
“Cletus, why do we gotta park so close to my parents?”
“Now, now, they’s my parents too…”
The disabled guy is a NASCAR fan and even he said this was “fucking stupid”.
admittedly, twenty-seven bucks is pretty cheap for a bridesmaid’s dress
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Gonna get to see a whole lot more than tits on the infield from the lucky purchaser.
Any woman who weighs more than 100 pounds would look like a house in this.
… make that a house on fire.
I wanna see Miz Scarlett take those drapes and make a dress that will impress Mister Rhett.
I do declare.
I once bought a bandanna whose label listed ’101 uses’. Some of them were pretty out there (‘swimming suit’ was on it) but I still don’t think ‘fugly dress’ was an approved bandanna usage option.
Is the yellow thingee in the front crooked or is the model crooked? I think both are equally likely…
@ Methuselah- ‘I do declare’ indeed.
‘Frankly my dear , that dress looks like a fucking abortion’
(and yeah, it makes your butt look fat)
Double rainbows….for the win!!!!
I see the creation of this monstrosity having been generated from a conversation that may have gone something like this:
“Damn it, this here NASCAR tshirt ain’t enuff for me to wear down to Wally World without any pants!”
“Well, hon, I got these here bandannas left from when I worked on the cars out front. I betchu throw ‘em in the washer and they’ll look like new. Just ‘tatch ‘em to the shirt and wah-lah! No pants needed! Couldja get me a beer outta the fridge?”
My mom just had Glaucoma surgery. Want me to ask her how the dress looks? It would help my family decide if the operation was a failure or success.
Obviously I wasted all that time in design school.
I can just hear the conversations at the speedway this weekend…
“Etsy, ya’ll! That’s right! I gots it offa Etsy!” Ain’t it th’ purtiest little thang?”
Against my better judgement I took a look in her store. Her triangle design esthetic extends to her home as well.
Her family has my deepest sympathy.
Nana be representin’ the Kings like a true chola.
All I can say is those are some pretty fancy drapes.
Learn to crochet and she too can charge $900 like the Knicks fan/dress/abomination.
Awww….such negativity to my comment about the infamous “show me your ta-ta’s” that takes place at the infield to NASCAR races. I just meant in order for the lucky dress owner to do so, she would have to lift a entire dress, not just her shirt.
I’m so sad. It’s a confirmation/approval issue I have. I bet having a dress like this would help. Forwarding link to therapist now…for approval of course.
All I can think about are all the dogs going bandanaless because of this woman.
I would also like to point out that the drapes do not match the carpet.
uhh the yellow part looked like you just couldn’t hold it any longer
You could take this dress from daytime to night with a feather boa, lighter fluid and a match.
This dress is a trifecta of fucked up fuckery ~ Nascar, Dupont chemical corp. & hideous design.
My sister’s husband begged me to make him a pair of pants out of some fugly-ass NASCAR print fabric. I thought they were atrocious; he loves the damned things. That being said, this item is the first NASCAR-related article of clothing I’ve seen that’s actually uglier than those pants.
Change the top to a whole-foods babydoll tee and the bandannas to sustainable bamboo shammies with a pompom fringe, slap them down on a street corner in Brooklyn, and I bet you sell a dozen in the first hour.
My sister-in-law is a HUGE Jeff Gordon fan. I’d get this dress for her, but I don’t hate her quite *that* much.
Sheeesh … I’m still trying to find the “curved silhouette” produced by those little darts and ties.
Nope ….. blew the pic up to fill my screen and I still can’t find it.
The only way you could achieve a ‘curved sihouette’ in that thing would be if Marilyn Monroe were wearing it. And she wouldn’t be caught dead dressed in it (pun fully intended)
Can you just imagine what this girl could achieve on an island with 12 tribe members and all those “Survivor” buffs at her disposal ?
@#34 crazybirdlady: I’ve just peed my pants laughing so hard at you avatar pic – brilliant, just brilliant !
I thought Halloween was in October..
Also, the classy background…. just beautiful <3
Hmm, I’m not really a fan of Jeff Gordon. Can I special order one with my favorite racer’s number on it?
From her website, “My recycled garments transform the old and ordinary into new and extraordinary!”
Translation: “I take random crap from the floor of my closet and sew it together for a new look just for you!”
You wouldn’t want glaucoma because that means your peripheral is blurred or gone and then you would have to look at this in the center. Definitely would need macular degeneration – then the entire center of vision is gone!!
She went to all that trouble to create a curved silhouette yet didn’t bother to hem the sleeves? Oh, of course, rolled up is better to hide stuff in. ’nuff said.
The sad part is I’m trying to figure out what color crocs would go best
Hmmm… I checked out her store. Instead of Nascar and patchwork crap in front of that “couch” and curtains… with every new click to the next picture I kept expecting to see a belly dancer, couscous, and a hookah.
That dress is horrifying in every sense of the word.
$27 for a shop rag? I can makes one fo free in my garage!
hotdogs,I’m thinking camo crocs would look best. Or safety orange.
Where are the shotgun shell earrings? This outfit can’t be complete without them.
What IS that in the background,anyway?
I would suspect this of being a joke if the seller didn’t have a whole line of equally awful clothes in her etsy store. There is a certain sincerity to her offerings – I believe she really does think these are attractive. Possibly she wears these clothes herself. And that makes me profoundly sad, somehow.
All silly assed NASCAR fans should be forced to wear these.
Is this what happens when you combine those modest-dressing folks and NASCAR?
That house looks like they are attempting a Moroccan theme. I’m sensing a new design trend: the Moroccan Hillbilly.
this dress has not yet been bought yet! omg!
we should send it to helen
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