I once bought a bandanna whose label listed ’101 uses’. Some of them were pretty out there (‘swimming suit’ was on it) but I still don’t think ‘fugly dress’ was an approved bandanna usage option.
I see the creation of this monstrosity having been generated from a conversation that may have gone something like this:
“Damn it, this here NASCAR tshirt ain’t enuff for me to wear down to Wally World without any pants!”
“Well, hon, I got these here bandannas left from when I worked on the cars out front. I betchu throw ‘em in the washer and they’ll look like new. Just ‘tatch ‘em to the shirt and wah-lah! No pants needed! Couldja get me a beer outta the fridge?”
Awww….such negativity to my comment about the infamous “show me your ta-ta’s” that takes place at the infield to NASCAR races. I just meant in order for the lucky dress owner to do so, she would have to lift a entire dress, not just her shirt.
I’m so sad. It’s a confirmation/approval issue I have. I bet having a dress like this would help. Forwarding link to therapist now…for approval of course.
My sister’s husband begged me to make him a pair of pants out of some fugly-ass NASCAR print fabric. I thought they were atrocious; he loves the damned things. That being said, this item is the first NASCAR-related article of clothing I’ve seen that’s actually uglier than those pants.
Change the top to a whole-foods babydoll tee and the bandannas to sustainable bamboo shammies with a pompom fringe, slap them down on a street corner in Brooklyn, and I bet you sell a dozen in the first hour.
The only way you could achieve a ‘curved sihouette’ in that thing would be if Marilyn Monroe were wearing it. And she wouldn’t be caught dead dressed in it (pun fully intended)
From her website, “My recycled garments transform the old and ordinary into new and extraordinary!”
Translation: “I take random crap from the floor of my closet and sew it together for a new look just for you!”
You wouldn’t want glaucoma because that means your peripheral is blurred or gone and then you would have to look at this in the center. Definitely would need macular degeneration – then the entire center of vision is gone!!
She went to all that trouble to create a curved silhouette yet didn’t bother to hem the sleeves? Oh, of course, rolled up is better to hide stuff in. ’nuff said.
Hmmm… I checked out her store. Instead of Nascar and patchwork crap in front of that “couch” and curtains… with every new click to the next picture I kept expecting to see a belly dancer, couscous, and a hookah.
I would suspect this of being a joke if the seller didn’t have a whole line of equally awful clothes in her etsy store. There is a certain sincerity to her offerings – I believe she really does think these are attractive. Possibly she wears these clothes herself. And that makes me profoundly sad, somehow.
November 18, 2010 at 4:54 pm
It does not get better than this.
November 18, 2010 at 4:56 pm
And it’s got it’s own view it in a room.
November 18, 2010 at 4:56 pm
This looks like she fell into a clothing rack at the Sally Ann when she happened to be covered in glue.
November 18, 2010 at 5:00 pm
This would look fantastic with a pair of Crocs.
November 18, 2010 at 5:01 pm
from the latest “Cou Rouge” collection out of Paris (Texas)
November 18, 2010 at 5:05 pm
I want to spray her in Pledge and make her rub up on all my furniture.
November 18, 2010 at 5:07 pm
Don’t hate. That is NASCAR haute cotoure
November 18, 2010 at 5:07 pm
horrible as it is, this is highly preferable to what most nascar fans choose to wear.
November 18, 2010 at 5:07 pm
So appropriate because this dress is a firey wreck.
November 18, 2010 at 5:09 pm
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeekkkkkkkkkk!
http://www.etsy.com/listing/62250357/denim-over-alls-dress-with-pastel-earth
November 18, 2010 at 5:10 pm
“Cletus, why do we gotta park so close to my parents?”
“Now, now, they’s my parents too…”
The disabled guy is a NASCAR fan and even he said this was “fucking stupid”.
November 18, 2010 at 5:10 pm
admittedly, twenty-seven bucks is pretty cheap for a bridesmaid’s dress
November 18, 2010 at 5:10 pm
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November 18, 2010 at 5:26 pm
Any woman who weighs more than 100 pounds would look like a house in this.
… make that a house on fire.
November 18, 2010 at 5:27 pm
I wanna see Miz Scarlett take those drapes and make a dress that will impress Mister Rhett.
I do declare.
November 18, 2010 at 5:27 pm
I once bought a bandanna whose label listed ’101 uses’. Some of them were pretty out there (‘swimming suit’ was on it) but I still don’t think ‘fugly dress’ was an approved bandanna usage option.
November 18, 2010 at 5:28 pm
Is the yellow thingee in the front crooked or is the model crooked? I think both are equally likely…
November 18, 2010 at 5:36 pm
@ Methuselah- ‘I do declare’ indeed.
‘Frankly my dear , that dress looks like a fucking abortion’
(and yeah, it makes your butt look fat)
November 18, 2010 at 5:38 pm
Double rainbows….for the win!!!!
November 18, 2010 at 5:41 pm
I see the creation of this monstrosity having been generated from a conversation that may have gone something like this:
“Damn it, this here NASCAR tshirt ain’t enuff for me to wear down to Wally World without any pants!”
“Well, hon, I got these here bandannas left from when I worked on the cars out front. I betchu throw ‘em in the washer and they’ll look like new. Just ‘tatch ‘em to the shirt and wah-lah! No pants needed! Couldja get me a beer outta the fridge?”
November 18, 2010 at 5:43 pm
My mom just had Glaucoma surgery. Want me to ask her how the dress looks? It would help my family decide if the operation was a failure or success.
November 18, 2010 at 5:46 pm
Obviously I wasted all that time in design school.
November 18, 2010 at 5:53 pm
I can just hear the conversations at the speedway this weekend…
“Etsy, ya’ll! That’s right! I gots it offa Etsy!” Ain’t it th’ purtiest little thang?”
November 18, 2010 at 5:55 pm
Against my better judgement I took a look in her store. Her triangle design esthetic extends to her home as well.
Her family has my deepest sympathy.
November 18, 2010 at 6:01 pm
Nana be representin’ the Kings like a true chola.
November 18, 2010 at 6:26 pm
All I can say is those are some pretty fancy drapes.
November 18, 2010 at 6:36 pm
Get serious.
Learn to crochet and she too can charge $900 like the Knicks fan/dress/abomination.
November 18, 2010 at 6:53 pm
Awww….such negativity to my comment about the infamous “show me your ta-ta’s” that takes place at the infield to NASCAR races. I just meant in order for the lucky dress owner to do so, she would have to lift a entire dress, not just her shirt.
I’m so sad. It’s a confirmation/approval issue I have. I bet having a dress like this would help. Forwarding link to therapist now…for approval of course.
November 18, 2010 at 6:54 pm
All I can think about are all the dogs going bandanaless because of this woman.
November 18, 2010 at 6:55 pm
I would also like to point out that the drapes do not match the carpet.
November 18, 2010 at 6:56 pm
uhh the yellow part looked like you just couldn’t hold it any longer
November 18, 2010 at 7:00 pm
You could take this dress from daytime to night with a feather boa, lighter fluid and a match.
November 18, 2010 at 7:07 pm
This dress is a trifecta of fucked up fuckery ~ Nascar, Dupont chemical corp. & hideous design.
November 18, 2010 at 7:24 pm
My sister’s husband begged me to make him a pair of pants out of some fugly-ass NASCAR print fabric. I thought they were atrocious; he loves the damned things. That being said, this item is the first NASCAR-related article of clothing I’ve seen that’s actually uglier than those pants.
November 18, 2010 at 7:24 pm
Change the top to a whole-foods babydoll tee and the bandannas to sustainable bamboo shammies with a pompom fringe, slap them down on a street corner in Brooklyn, and I bet you sell a dozen in the first hour.
November 18, 2010 at 8:23 pm
My sister-in-law is a HUGE Jeff Gordon fan. I’d get this dress for her, but I don’t hate her quite *that* much.
November 18, 2010 at 10:18 pm
Sheeesh … I’m still trying to find the “curved silhouette” produced by those little darts and ties.
Nope ….. blew the pic up to fill my screen and I still can’t find it.
November 18, 2010 at 10:43 pm
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November 19, 2010 at 12:09 am
Can you just imagine what this girl could achieve on an island with 12 tribe members and all those “Survivor” buffs at her disposal ?
November 19, 2010 at 12:12 am
@#34 crazybirdlady: I’ve just peed my pants laughing so hard at you avatar pic – brilliant, just brilliant !
November 19, 2010 at 2:09 am
I thought Halloween was in October..
November 19, 2010 at 2:10 am
Also, the classy background…. just beautiful <3
November 19, 2010 at 2:12 am
Hmm, I’m not really a fan of Jeff Gordon. Can I special order one with my favorite racer’s number on it?
*Facepalm*
November 19, 2010 at 3:00 am
From her website, “My recycled garments transform the old and ordinary into new and extraordinary!”
Translation: “I take random crap from the floor of my closet and sew it together for a new look just for you!”
November 19, 2010 at 6:57 am
You wouldn’t want glaucoma because that means your peripheral is blurred or gone and then you would have to look at this in the center. Definitely would need macular degeneration – then the entire center of vision is gone!!
November 19, 2010 at 8:02 am
She went to all that trouble to create a curved silhouette yet didn’t bother to hem the sleeves? Oh, of course, rolled up is better to hide stuff in. ’nuff said.
November 19, 2010 at 8:19 am
The sad part is I’m trying to figure out what color crocs would go best
November 19, 2010 at 8:35 am
Hmmm… I checked out her store. Instead of Nascar and patchwork crap in front of that “couch” and curtains… with every new click to the next picture I kept expecting to see a belly dancer, couscous, and a hookah.
Namaste bitches.
November 19, 2010 at 9:29 am
That dress is horrifying in every sense of the word.
November 19, 2010 at 9:47 am
$27 for a shop rag? I can makes one fo free in my garage!
November 19, 2010 at 9:49 am
hotdogs,I’m thinking camo crocs would look best. Or safety orange.
November 19, 2010 at 9:49 am
Where are the shotgun shell earrings? This outfit can’t be complete without them.
November 19, 2010 at 10:06 am
What IS that in the background,anyway?
November 19, 2010 at 12:24 pm
I would suspect this of being a joke if the seller didn’t have a whole line of equally awful clothes in her etsy store. There is a certain sincerity to her offerings – I believe she really does think these are attractive. Possibly she wears these clothes herself. And that makes me profoundly sad, somehow.
November 19, 2010 at 2:27 pm
All silly assed NASCAR fans should be forced to wear these.
November 20, 2010 at 1:23 pm
Is this what happens when you combine those modest-dressing folks and NASCAR?
November 21, 2010 at 10:26 am
That house looks like they are attempting a Moroccan theme. I’m sensing a new design trend: the Moroccan Hillbilly.
December 9, 2010 at 8:54 pm
this dress has not yet been bought yet! omg!
we should send it to helen