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  1. Wilma Fingerdoo
    November 16, 2010 at 3:43 pm

    The only way this “dress” would be a show stopper is if the actual Patrick Ewing wore it with all his giant junk hanging out.

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  2. KibblesNBits
    November 16, 2010 at 3:46 pm

    Nothing says baller like blanket stitch and 100% easy care acrylic yarn. Popped collar, baller, shot caller. Holler!

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  3. LeeLooDallas
    November 16, 2010 at 3:46 pm

    I bet Patrick would be “Ew-ing” if he saw this.
    And why can’t $900 buy some capitalization?

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  4. knittin-kitten
    November 16, 2010 at 3:47 pm

    The laughter that will ensue once everyone found out you paid $900 for this will certainly stop the show.

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  5. hamoza
    November 16, 2010 at 3:47 pm

    ‘maybe around a size 8′- are you freaking kidding me-for $ 900.00 I want an exact size,& want it tailored to within an inch of my ass.

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  6. invaderhorizongreen
    November 16, 2010 at 3:47 pm

    $900 bucks ?!? i could do this for way cheaper at the thrift store.

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  7. hamoza
    November 16, 2010 at 3:49 pm

    Spike def. wears it better, which considering the competition isn’t saying a whole lot.

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  8. knittin-kitten
    November 16, 2010 at 3:50 pm

    I wonder if her boyfriend knows she did this to his shirt.

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  9. invaderhorizongreen
    November 16, 2010 at 3:52 pm

    @#8 how bad do you think they will flip out if they saw this

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  10. jaqthehat
    November 16, 2010 at 3:53 pm

    chuck in the wig and you got yourself a deal

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  11. invaderhorizongreen
    November 16, 2010 at 3:54 pm

    somewhere a patrick ewing fan is crying on the floor in a fetal position

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  12. jesusmotherbug
    November 16, 2010 at 3:55 pm

    I’m surprised she didn’t accessorize it with a hat made from half of a basketball and a length of ribbon.

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  13. angel drawers
    November 16, 2010 at 3:55 pm

    I think it’s a cute idea. I don’t know why you all think it’s overpriced. $9.00 isn’t bad at all.

    …What do you mean, nine HUNDRED?

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  14. HelenaHandbasket
    November 16, 2010 at 3:56 pm

    It’d be a little pricey, I fear, but you know who could really rock this? The titless hostage chick from two posts ago. I worry over her…

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  15. Wilma Fingerdoo
    November 16, 2010 at 3:59 pm

    Sorry, “crochet” and “Knicks” should never even be used in a sentence, let alone a garmet.
    Kind of like “glitter” and “Eagles”.

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  16. hamoza
    November 16, 2010 at 4:03 pm

    $ 25 jersey
    $ 25.00 yarn(I’m being generous for acrylic)
    $ 75.00 labor=
    $ 125.00
    +
    $775.00-delusions of grandeur-

    Wah Lah!

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  17. invaderhorizongreen
    November 16, 2010 at 4:03 pm

    kinda like using white glaze and bowl together

    hey we should create regretsy parings with words

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  18. Nico
    November 16, 2010 at 4:05 pm

    I could look like I’d lost my mind for way less than $900. I’ve done it before, and I’ll damned sure do it again.

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  19. julieisthebest
    November 16, 2010 at 4:10 pm

    She indicates she can make me one cheaper if I supply the jersey. This leads me to believe it is the jersey itself over inflating the price. I now have enough information to infer that this woman has no comprehension what makes sports memorabilia valuable.

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  20. magic knickers
    November 16, 2010 at 4:16 pm

    A show stopper. You got that fucking right at least!

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  21. WhyLikeThis
    November 16, 2010 at 4:51 pm

    when did Great Aunt Martha buy an NBA franchise?

    Or is this Dennis Rodman’s old uniform?

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  22. Holytape
    November 16, 2010 at 4:53 pm

    Well, the Knicks always overpay for lackluster talent.

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  23. knittin-kitten
    November 16, 2010 at 5:31 pm

    @jesusmotherbug-DO NOT give her ideas like that!

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  24. Holden Back
    November 16, 2010 at 5:34 pm

    It’s the cap sleeves and the neck detail doing all the work. Is the word ‘fugly’ used much in the US?

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  25. qwertygirl
    November 16, 2010 at 5:51 pm

    The only thing better than that fine fashion would be an excessively bedazzled Snuggie.

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  26. suzyactiondoll
    November 16, 2010 at 6:30 pm

    I’m hanging up my crochet hooks.

    I can put up with a lot of shittily produced projects.

    I can put up with toilet paper cozies and the damn dish towels that have crocheted hangers.

    I can even put up with knitters looking down on my crochet projects (just cuz it ain’t knitting.)

    I can put up with a lot of shit.

    But not this shit.

    I mean the Knicks? Really?

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  27. Buzzkill Crying Glitter Eagle
    November 16, 2010 at 7:33 pm

    Guys, you have to remember to take your memorabilia OUT OF THE HOUSE *before* you cheat on your girlfriend. Otherwise, this will happen.

    (is this the craft equivalent of selling hubby’s Mercedes for 50 bucks after he bolts for the Caribbean with his secretary and he emails you saying “Sell my car and send me the money”?)

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  28. Disaster warden!!!!!!!!
    November 16, 2010 at 11:13 pm

    Let’s see…… I buy cheap yarn, and I’ve bought those tee’s before……. that’s only about 30-40$, and as I already have a sewing kit, and knitting skills, and I wouldn’t mind doing something for someone for free, and I really don’t mind if……

    who the F%@K am I kidding? I would never buy this crap!

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  29. Disaster warden!!!!!!!!
    November 16, 2010 at 11:26 pm

    #27, personally, I would have sold it for 300-1000 below market value, and pay the guy you sold it to, to shut up, and tell your ex, that he/she bought it for $50

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  30. Nightme
    November 17, 2010 at 2:03 am

    #15- What do you mean, ‘glitter’ and ‘eagles’ should never be used in the same sentence?! They’re like ‘peanutbutter and jelly’, made for each other!

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  31. Tirabaralla
    November 17, 2010 at 3:17 am

    I have to say i don’t dislike the idea itself…
    But the price is hilarious :D

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  32. Buzzkill Crying Glitter Eagle
    November 17, 2010 at 4:53 am

    #15 WIL-MA! Now I’m really crying! You meant the “Iggles” not eagle, right?

    Right?

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  33. Buzzkill Crying Glitter Eagle
    November 17, 2010 at 4:55 am

    #29 – the 50 dollar Mercedes is an urban legend I heard many years ago. However, I have heard of scorned lovers doing equally insane things. Some of them wind up on Judge Judy.

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  34. hamoza
    November 17, 2010 at 9:30 am

    New age knickers?

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  35. Listyfox
    November 17, 2010 at 12:18 pm

    I think a dress of this style might be cute at the right time, on the right person, with the right shirt as the base. But not me, not the Knicks, and never ever for 900 bucks.

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  36. kimekime
    July 1, 2011 at 12:15 am

    I’m surprised she didn’t accessorize it with a hat made from half of a basketball and a length of ribbon.
    hair extensions

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