Safe Sex with Bristol Palin and The Situation
I don’t know which is harder to believe: the acting or the idea that either of these people use condoms.
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November 16, 2010 at 12:23 pm
Well, their parents sure didn’t…
November 16, 2010 at 12:26 pm
A more appropriate product endorsement would be for Valtrex
November 16, 2010 at 12:31 pm
We have proof that Bristol doesn’t.
November 16, 2010 at 12:35 pm
What is Huntz Hall doing talking to Delta Burke?
November 16, 2010 at 12:36 pm
Incidentally, ‘bristols’ are tits in the UK. Freal.
November 16, 2010 at 12:48 pm
I like your bristols. You fancy a shag?
November 16, 2010 at 12:59 pm
Gawd , I wish Bristols mama bears mama bear had used a prophylactic.
November 16, 2010 at 1:07 pm
There’s “abs” in absolutely absurd abs well.
November 16, 2010 at 1:17 pm
Bristol Palin promoting abstinence OR condoms makes as much sense as her mother promoting parental responsibility.
November 16, 2010 at 1:23 pm
So abstinence is when you get knocked up at 17 and don’t have an abortion, right?
(Isn’t she the one with the baby? I wasn’t really paying attention, and it makes me feel really good that I have NO IDEA who any of these people are. Like if they were at the bus stop, I would not recognize them)
November 16, 2010 at 1:32 pm
@Nahh-exactly what I was thinking.
This on par with the people who say you can “regain” your virginity by abstaining from sex and waiting until marriage.
November 16, 2010 at 1:37 pm
on the plus side i have never had a clearer understanding of Why condoms are necessary.
….can you spay people?
November 16, 2010 at 1:40 pm
Well, this ad certainly makes me want to use a rubber. I’d hate to become pregnant with the next Situation.
November 16, 2010 at 1:40 pm
ugh, if we’re picking ‘role models’ for a safe sex ad, can we at least pick someone remotely f***able?? He looks like my toilet cleaning brush and she looks like one of Marie Osmonds reject dolls.
November 16, 2010 at 1:44 pm
Such great role models! This PSA also functions as birth control; this was the first time that I ever heard or saw the Situation. Christ! I mean, at least Bristol is pretty and speaks English!
Seriously though, two forms of birth control! ALWAYS! That is my PSA.
November 16, 2010 at 1:47 pm
i counted the word “situation” or some variant thereof at least 17 times. i feel like i’ve been brainwashed
and also: Magnums? seriously?
November 16, 2010 at 1:49 pm
Every TRUE Jersey Shore affeciando knows that VINNY is the hung one of the bunch. Just ask Snooki!
Bristol Palin is the most ringing endorsement for why fundies must be ignored. Keep your baby, since your rich mommy who is governor of your state can sell her soul and you can star on some dumb reality show. Since this is how it works in the rest of the world.
November 16, 2010 at 1:55 pm
Every so often I think I should join the rest of America and start watching TV again.
Then I see shit like this.
November 16, 2010 at 1:59 pm
Well, I’m certainly convinced not to sleep with them.
November 16, 2010 at 2:06 pm
Well, I believe in safe sex, and I might have needed to buy more condoms, but I think my vagina may have actually run away after seeing this ad.
@16 But she totally knows how hard it is to be a teenage mom! Yeahhh…
November 16, 2010 at 2:14 pm
I don’t know whether I should make a terrible joke about how if The Situation stopped tanning for five minutes, he’d “B. Palin” too, or just continue groaning until I pass out.
November 16, 2010 at 2:23 pm
#21 oh, is “the situation” someone’s ridiculous pretentious name? Jesus H Christ, it makes “Trig” or “Valvoline” seem like good names to stick on your child.
Never have I been more grateful for my massive DVD collection.
November 16, 2010 at 2:24 pm
Script musta been written by momma who’s passive-aggressively reminding America that she wanted to be able to play in the Situation Room.
That or they want us all to just rename our bedrooms the Situation Room.
November 16, 2010 at 2:34 pm
Did anyone else start to want to slap that goober every time he said “situation”?
November 16, 2010 at 2:56 pm
viagra not included
November 16, 2010 at 3:38 pm
For once I am thankful that my computer has no sound.
What I can hear playing is the song “What is love” and the Situation is about to head out to the Roxbury.
November 16, 2010 at 4:11 pm
Even the Situation seemed embarrassed about saying “situation” that many times.
November 16, 2010 at 4:13 pm
#24 Ugh. Has it ever been so obvious before that someone is trying to brand themselves? You can’t even make it a drinking game, everyone would have alcohol poisoning by the first commercial break. I say we fit him with some sort of device that shocks him every single time he says it. At the very least, it should be more amusing for US.
November 16, 2010 at 4:29 pm
This was the most unintelligible thing I have watched in a long, long time.
November 16, 2010 at 4:38 pm
These people get laid?
WAIT– ‘the Situation’ has HERPIES??
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUwZ59J5b44
November 16, 2010 at 5:01 pm
good lord- this is the most hypocritical idiotic video, ever.
we have a teen mother and a man-whore preaching abstinence?
November 16, 2010 at 5:02 pm
…and “Sit” is on track to make $5mil this year.
I’m still paying off my college loans
LIFE IS NOT FAIR LIFE IS NOT FAIR LIFE IS NOT FAIR
November 16, 2010 at 5:03 pm
What is “the Situation”? The situation is that drug resistant gonorrhea is becoming self aware and is starting to use too much hair gel.
November 16, 2010 at 5:08 pm
Is phrase “The situation” what young people today are calling “Infected with drug resistant gonorrhea.”
As in
“Look at ‘the situation” over there. I bet it burns so much when he pisses that his hair gel catches on fire.”
November 16, 2010 at 5:12 pm
if you’re tired of the Palins does that make you Bristol Bored?
November 16, 2010 at 5:15 pm
“Pause before you play…”
I WISH SOMEONE HAD TOLD ME THAT BEFORE I CLICKED “PLAY”!!!
November 16, 2010 at 5:31 pm
I could have sworn on her first dance night on DWTS she said she was a Teen Pregnancy Advocate which makes this video even more contradictorily craptastic.
November 16, 2010 at 5:38 pm
I only made it about 15 seconds into the video before I…couldn’t…go…on.
The Husband Person and I wouldn’t have any clue about most of these “celebrities” if we didn’t watch The Soup every weekend. Keeps us just enough clued in, without that pesky nausea that comes with lengthier exposure.
November 16, 2010 at 5:38 pm
I’d rather be stuck in a stalled elevator with the Situation than hear Bristol Palin yammer on about abstinence education. Which, obviously, does not work.
November 16, 2010 at 5:42 pm
This was almost as bad as their dancing. But not quite.
November 16, 2010 at 6:32 pm
AAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH
November 16, 2010 at 7:37 pm
#37-I hear ya. Though I apparently must’ve missed the episode that had ‘The Situation’ in it, since I kept assuming they were obliquely referring to having sex.
November 16, 2010 at 9:15 pm
Oh great, now I’m too busy barfing in my mouth to have sex.
Mission acomplished, I guess…
November 16, 2010 at 9:42 pm
I give, I give!!! Whatever it is they’re talking about I’ll stop doing just stop them from talking! I can’t take it! Nunnary here I come!
Seriously, I have little faith left in these people my age and even less to date the guys.
November 16, 2010 at 9:47 pm
WHY are these people “celebrity”??? Whatever happened to having to do SOMETHING to make your name known?? These people don’t even act, or entertain – they SCARE me.
November 17, 2010 at 1:41 am
To #44: Bristol is celebrity for getting knocked up, the Situation is celebrity for being a douchebag. The producer and scriptwriters of this public service announcement should be taken out and shot, buried, exhumed, then shot again. The future of the human race is in peril due to incipient frigidity in women and erectile dysfunction in men after watching this.
November 17, 2010 at 8:53 pm
I want to bleach my eyes and ream out my ears with a drill. WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT? I don’t watch TV and I’m going to continue to do so just so I will never accidentally flip thru the channels and land on him.
November 18, 2010 at 10:21 am
I should hope The Situation has safe sex. Like Jon Stewart said, we’d have a Situation Womb.
Oh god, I just thought of Bristol/Situation/Wolf Blitzer. Please kill me.