Alternatively, can’t you just imagine being served breakfast in bed with THIS tray the morning after giving birth? I can’t think of a better way to remember your iced water birth! Magical.
If you gave this to a pregnant woman she would throw it at you since every pregnant woman dreams of sleeping in a bed of ice. Hormones make you HOT!!!!
It looks like she’s in one of those latex fetish suits after a scene gone wrong, being kept on ice while her partner figures out what to do with the body. The pregnancy bit is just for added kink.
Forget the bathtub FULL OF GLASS, let’s focus on the blue “Batgina” pendant with fangs that’s in her shop. It is artfully covering up what I think is an orchids with centerpiece juggalo tattoo.
Priceless! <3
This object would definitely bring a special ambiance to your pregnancy. But you can get the same kind of wonderful from watching Eraserhead whilst preggers. I did. Cost me much less than $32.
@SueR-a gauge is the SIZE of the earring, not the actual earring. (Example: my ears have been stretched and I now can wear a 2 gauge earring in each ear.) For some reason people have started calling the earrings themselves gauges. Not sure how that happened.
Please tell me this is an effing ashtray. Pregnant Woman on Ice w/ Kidneys Removed ashtray. That should be the very definition of “conversation piece.”
All I can think of when I look at this is a news story I once read about a pregnant woman whose psychotic neighbor wanted a baby so bad she killed her and cut the child out of her womb.
And yes, she did the procedure after putting the body in the bath tube.
To be fair, this does bring to mind the last trimester, when you feel as though you’re being both smothered by Glad bags, and frozen by bathtub glaciers. Or, at least wish you were, once your due date passes, and every person you know keeps calling your house making “‘zat baby campin’ out?!” jokes.
I am determined to convince my husband that we need a Regretsy collection in our new apartment. Nothing says “Welcome Home” like a pregnant lady in latex…taking an ice bath.
The fact that you included a screenshot from the Venture Bros. in this post makes me so incredibly happy. I would say something like “Best episode ever!!!” but I feel that way about almost every single episode I see.
Also, love the black bloated body in an icy bathtub.
I honestly cannot even comprehend why this would be a “good” pregnancy gift. It’s fucking TERRIFYING! Honestly! Like, I would think this is a great gift for someone who’s really into horror movies and urban legends and the like…but giving this to a hormonal pregnant woman who probably already feels insecure and frightened and not that great about her body? That’s just asking to get your face punched off.
i wrote the abovenoted response before i saw that the question had already & immediately been answered.
it’s evolving language, very interesting. the twists & turns from wire widths to the widths of ear- rings & plugs has taken only a few years. i didnt know.
Did anyone else notice she was in Lancaster County, PA? Is this what happens when the Amish leave the farm and get into the real world? Everyone on the farm was trying to keep those Urban Legends hush hush until this little gem showed up.
NOOOOOO~ As a mum, I can tell you that this would NOT make a pregnant woman happy! If I’d received it, I’d think the gifter is trying to curse me or trying to hint that I should lie down and die.
This really looks like something from one of those creepy outer space movies where aliens stalk people, and the protags stumble across some horrifying evidence of it, like a bunch of gruesome bodies…
November 11, 2010 at 1:34 pm
I <3 Dr. Venture…. and i think that captures his moment completely.
November 11, 2010 at 1:34 pm
I’m sure there is a Charlie the Unicorn out there who would proudly display this on his mantelpiece.
November 11, 2010 at 1:36 pm
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting someone a threat. Poor Dr. Venture’s kidney…
November 11, 2010 at 1:37 pm
So, it’s a body bag on ice?
November 11, 2010 at 1:37 pm
Alternatively, can’t you just imagine being served breakfast in bed with THIS tray the morning after giving birth? I can’t think of a better way to remember your iced water birth! Magical.
November 11, 2010 at 1:37 pm
She’s giving birth, so it’s probably not the best time to tell her her boobs are lopsided…
November 11, 2010 at 1:39 pm
If you gave this to a pregnant woman she would throw it at you since every pregnant woman dreams of sleeping in a bed of ice. Hormones make you HOT!!!!
November 11, 2010 at 1:40 pm
Great for fantasizing about falling on a glass door…
November 11, 2010 at 1:41 pm
Am I the only one who thinks that looks like a putrefying corpse hidden in the bathtub by her misfit son, who wanted her Social Security checks?
November 11, 2010 at 1:41 pm
I have cramps just looking at it.
November 11, 2010 at 1:41 pm
mmm, sushi!
November 11, 2010 at 1:43 pm
It looks like she’s in one of those latex fetish suits after a scene gone wrong, being kept on ice while her partner figures out what to do with the body. The pregnancy bit is just for added kink.
November 11, 2010 at 1:44 pm
Looks more like lying in a bathtub after a plugged in hair dryer has fallen in…
November 11, 2010 at 1:44 pm
For all these years I thought Han Solo was a man . . .
May 26, 2011 at 10:01 pm
Hans and Leia are the same person: if you hit him with cold water, he turns into her.
November 11, 2010 at 1:45 pm
From the listing: “Also not recommended for food use, though i dont know why you would.”
Oh, something tells me she’d find a reason.
November 11, 2010 at 1:50 pm
For the love of God, woman, SAFE WORD!
November 11, 2010 at 1:55 pm
all i can see is the scene from Silence of the Lambs when Jody Foster stumbles on the old lady melting in the bathtub in the basement…
November 11, 2010 at 1:56 pm
Some kinks should really be kept to oneself.
November 11, 2010 at 1:57 pm
reminds me of an Episode of CSI…
“Hope the killer of this one comes clean…”
(puts on sunglasses)
“YYYEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!”
November 11, 2010 at 1:58 pm
Forget the bathtub FULL OF GLASS, let’s focus on the blue “Batgina” pendant with fangs that’s in her shop. It is artfully covering up what I think is an orchids with centerpiece juggalo tattoo.
Priceless! <3
November 11, 2010 at 2:02 pm
@emilystranger-let’s not forget to mention the vagina hair clips. With wings. And tentacles.
November 11, 2010 at 2:05 pm
Haha, Venture Bros is exactly what I thought of when I saw that picture!
November 11, 2010 at 2:06 pm
From the womb straight to the tomb.Wheeeee.
November 11, 2010 at 2:44 pm
What the hell?! How did I miss the zentai-on-ice option at the hospital when I had my daughter?! I feel ripped off.
November 11, 2010 at 2:54 pm
As for food use, take the pregnant chick out and put some beer in there.
November 11, 2010 at 2:55 pm
Well, when a mummy gimp and a daddy gimp love each other very much…
November 11, 2010 at 2:57 pm
All it needs is some yellow Crime Scene tape.
November 11, 2010 at 3:03 pm
I didn’t know The Machine’s wife was expecting??
( in case you’re unclear on the reference: http://sfist.com/2010/11/03/who_is_the_machine.php )
November 11, 2010 at 3:06 pm
another day, another exotic incurable psychological disorder i didn’t want to find out about
where the hell is my teddy bear? it has my whiskey stashed in it.
November 11, 2010 at 3:09 pm
This object would definitely bring a special ambiance to your pregnancy. But you can get the same kind of wonderful from watching Eraserhead whilst preggers. I did. Cost me much less than $32.
November 11, 2010 at 3:28 pm
Han Solo has really let himself go…
November 11, 2010 at 3:37 pm
My favorite thing from the listing, also:
“Also not recommended for food use, though i dont know why you would.”
You’ve made a dead-appearing pregnant woman in a bathtub full of ice and you’re questioning someone’s potential use of such an object? Hmmmmmm.
November 11, 2010 at 3:47 pm
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November 11, 2010 at 4:13 pm
@SueR-a gauge is the SIZE of the earring, not the actual earring. (Example: my ears have been stretched and I now can wear a 2 gauge earring in each ear.) For some reason people have started calling the earrings themselves gauges. Not sure how that happened.
November 11, 2010 at 4:26 pm
O.M.G. 1 million points for the Doc Venture pic. <3
November 11, 2010 at 4:31 pm
Please tell me this is an effing ashtray. Pregnant Woman on Ice w/ Kidneys Removed ashtray. That should be the very definition of “conversation piece.”
November 11, 2010 at 5:12 pm
All I can think of when I look at this is a news story I once read about a pregnant woman whose psychotic neighbor wanted a baby so bad she killed her and cut the child out of her womb.
And yes, she did the procedure after putting the body in the bath tube.
November 11, 2010 at 5:14 pm
To be fair, this does bring to mind the last trimester, when you feel as though you’re being both smothered by Glad bags, and frozen by bathtub glaciers. Or, at least wish you were, once your due date passes, and every person you know keeps calling your house making “‘zat baby campin’ out?!” jokes.
November 11, 2010 at 5:28 pm
As an active snopester, I have to say I’m quite pleased with the urban legend being represented here.
November 11, 2010 at 5:31 pm
Am I the only one who looked at this and thought, “It looks like a frog in a dissection tray, only with a pregnant lady in a latex fetish suit?”
November 11, 2010 at 5:33 pm
Oh for fuck’s sake.
November 11, 2010 at 6:12 pm
I am determined to convince my husband that we need a Regretsy collection in our new apartment. Nothing says “Welcome Home” like a pregnant lady in latex…taking an ice bath.
November 11, 2010 at 6:20 pm
Hey, anyone see that Choose Life wire coat hanger anywhere?
November 11, 2010 at 6:55 pm
Black Ophelia?
November 11, 2010 at 7:07 pm
The fact that you included a screenshot from the Venture Bros. in this post makes me so incredibly happy. I would say something like “Best episode ever!!!” but I feel that way about almost every single episode I see.
Also, love the black bloated body in an icy bathtub.
November 11, 2010 at 7:48 pm
I’m thinking more like placenta sculpture try.
November 11, 2010 at 8:33 pm
I honestly cannot even comprehend why this would be a “good” pregnancy gift. It’s fucking TERRIFYING! Honestly! Like, I would think this is a great gift for someone who’s really into horror movies and urban legends and the like…but giving this to a hormonal pregnant woman who probably already feels insecure and frightened and not that great about her body? That’s just asking to get your face punched off.
November 11, 2010 at 10:09 pm
[#33] SueR : I also need “Gauges” explained. They’re earrings? Why are they called that?
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they’re the various widths of wire used to make the earrings {etc & ect}.
November 11, 2010 at 10:16 pm
edi note:
i wrote the abovenoted response before i saw that the question had already & immediately been answered.
it’s evolving language, very interesting. the twists & turns from wire widths to the widths of ear- rings & plugs has taken only a few years. i didnt know.
November 12, 2010 at 5:07 am
She made this in 09 according to the very professional scratching on the back shot, I can’t understand why it hasn’t flown out of her store…
Also, the description on her “Sunshine and Daisy Vagina Pendant” is to die for…
“Oh Vaginas. ♥
This one was just a tester to see how i liked the style… not quite sure yet. Let me know how you feel! Convo me!”
I feel like I don’t know why the F*** you put a human vagina on a daisy and then made it into a necklace. But I didn’t convo her that.
http://www.etsy.com/listing/52175350/sunshine-and-daisies-vagina-pendant
November 12, 2010 at 7:50 am
Did anyone else notice she was in Lancaster County, PA? Is this what happens when the Amish leave the farm and get into the real world? Everyone on the farm was trying to keep those Urban Legends hush hush until this little gem showed up.
November 12, 2010 at 7:57 am
oh shit son, right in time for Thanksgiving!
November 12, 2010 at 7:59 am
#28 REGRETSY come for the whimsicle fuckery – get updates on pop culture WIN-WIN WHIN
November 12, 2010 at 8:23 am
OK, which one of you doufuses bought this? ‘Fess up!
November 12, 2010 at 8:38 am
!!! I LOVE her Batgina Pendant!
http://www.etsy.com/listing/51721991/blue-batgina-mature
This seller wins!
November 12, 2010 at 9:17 am
Serving tray?! Just don’t ask what’s in the lasagna.
November 12, 2010 at 1:34 pm
With all these tentacled and winged vaginas in her store, I”m thinking someone really like Cthulu
November 12, 2010 at 4:16 pm
Props for the Venture Brothers plug.
November 13, 2010 at 8:23 am
Adventures in pregnant BSDM……..
November 13, 2010 at 9:53 am
Dexter’s not being as careful as usual…
November 15, 2010 at 2:27 pm
I go to a hockey game and I never see the tragic Zamboni accidents.
December 1, 2010 at 7:06 am
NOOOOOO~ As a mum, I can tell you that this would NOT make a pregnant woman happy! If I’d received it, I’d think the gifter is trying to curse me or trying to hint that I should lie down and die.
May 26, 2011 at 10:08 pm
This really looks like something from one of those creepy outer space movies where aliens stalk people, and the protags stumble across some horrifying evidence of it, like a bunch of gruesome bodies…