So let me get this straight- she is some online sex gal who does shows or talks to people on her webcam. And she thinks a way of thanking them for their business is to dress like a giant pikachu- with ears and a butt plug tail.
Did I translate this properly? Oy vey.
I’m wracking my brain to get a hint of possible materials here…..at least the price is reasonable , not that I know what the going rate for Pickachu ass plugs go for these days….
Puppies – Check
Bunnies – Check
Baby anything – Check
1st grade school photo – Check
Bows in your hair – Check
Dimples – Check
Daisies – Check
Shit-encrusted hunk of polyurethane you shove up your weary stretched-out anus for the prurient admiration of any masturbating deviant with a stolen credit card – Check
I imagine by the time you’ve been a cam girl for a few months, you’ve normalized some pretty weird sh*t and your paradigm for what’s weird or not is not to be compared with the average person’s. But her profit margin must be healthy if she’s willing to spend $75 on a single customer appreciation gift. Goes to show that even in the sad pathetic world of on line porn, patron loyalty pays.
I’m just impressed that she’s starting her Christmas shopping so early!
“On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
one Pikachu tail buttplug,
and a partridge in a pear tree.”
I imagine that it all started relatively innocently enough – one of her viewers asked to see her in some sexy peekaboo lingerie, but he mumbled into his microphone and when she later showed up in her sexy pikachu outfit he didn’t have the guts to tell her she got it wrong.
Hey! How come ONE fan gets preferential treatment for Christmas?!? Unless a request for a “helicopter rotor made out of bacon” buttplug is forthcoming.
@Hamoza-Judging from the Pikachu pictures I googled I’d say maybe a wire frame for the armature, heavy duty interfacing to keep the shape, and maybe a cardboard insert for reinforcement.
Or maybe just buy the ‘sexy Pikachu costume’ that is already available, according to photographic evidence.
And please go to Google Images, type in ‘knitted Pikachu balaclava’. You won’t be disappointed.
If anyone needs the $75.00 this would be easy.
1. Buy a large plug from your local sex shop
2. bend a wire clothes hanger in the shape of a lightning bolt.
3. cover with yellow felt leaving two inches of wire exposed at the end.
4. stick the wire in the rubber plug with some glue
5. send your paypal invoice
6. promptly ship your purchased merchandise.
@#30 knittin, I suppose there’s a certain amount of irony in getting it wrong, but my screen name is short for People Are Dumb, so it’s ppLrdum, not ppIrdum.
But you’re not the first to misinterpret, so I just wanted to clairify (and plz don’t think I’m calling you dumb!)
@ #18 finette :
I figured your “gotta catch them all” pic would have been some of these http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/plush/6708/ (namely HIV, herpes, gonorrhea, syphilis… and maybe the egg cell and sperm cell sewn together into the ultimate STD, pregnancy)
I thought to myself, “this is an alchemy request for a Pikachu tail buttplug, surely there’s nothing anyone could say in the comments that would get a thumbs down.” Wrong again, it seems.
If only we could make it methane powered and have the tail light up.
Because then we’d achieve something so freakin’ AWESOME in the sex toy industry that it’d be featured on prime time news. Katie Couric would have to say “Methane-powered butt-plug” with a straight face and then she’d go to video with our alchemy-satisfying crafter demonstrating how it works. “You see, Katie, it helps if you’ve had broccoli before sex.”
I don’t think I’ve ever seen Rule 34 show up on Regretsy before. Or maybe I just haven’t been here long enough.
Don’t feel bad, Helen. You’ve got thousands of fans. We just respect you too much to consider giving you a Pikachu buttplug for Christmas. I’m sure one of our knitters could come up with a suitable baclava, though.
If you follow the link in #52, the third or so entry down is Regretsy – WTF Alchemy Request then the original comment about the Pikachu balaclava. And so, the search for Pikachu comes full circle.
It’s been seven years – maybe “shaith” has outgrown his fascination (or moved out of his mom’s basement) and if he didn’t in fact give it back to “faceless rebel,” maybe he could go through his boxes of comic books and porn to see if he still has it.
November 3, 2010 at 9:45 am
So let me get this straight- she is some online sex gal who does shows or talks to people on her webcam. And she thinks a way of thanking them for their business is to dress like a giant pikachu- with ears and a butt plug tail.
Did I translate this properly? Oy vey.
November 3, 2010 at 9:46 am
I’ll take “things that people shouldn’t be sexually attracted to yet for some reason are” for $600 Alex!
the slogan: “Gotta Catch ‘em All” does not apply to V.D’s for the official record
November 3, 2010 at 9:46 am
Pikachu’s tail is all spiky… wouldn’t that hurt? Or does it go the other way?
I’m so confused. I’m going to go look at Grandma in the rasta hat to feel better now.
November 3, 2010 at 9:47 am
My buttplug!
It’s you and me
You know it’s our destiny
My buttplug!
You’re my best friend
In a world of pervy men
My buttplug!
November 3, 2010 at 9:49 am
Cute is not exactly the word I’d select for a pokememan corker.
November 3, 2010 at 9:50 am
I don’t know whether “cute” is the right word for it, but you gotta give the girl props for serving her customers.
Also, she’d literally have a lightning bolt coming out of her ass. I think that’s kind of awesome.
November 3, 2010 at 9:50 am
Gotta plug ‘em all!
November 3, 2010 at 9:52 am
Rule 34, people.
November 3, 2010 at 9:53 am
I’m wracking my brain to get a hint of possible materials here…..at least the price is reasonable , not that I know what the going rate for Pickachu ass plugs go for these days….
November 3, 2010 at 9:54 am
Nothing says “I’m committed to customer service.” like a spiky buttplug.
November 3, 2010 at 9:57 am
Help me here-wood? Polymer clay?Glass? Lucite? Ceramic?
I want to bid on it(not really).
November 3, 2010 at 9:59 am
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November 3, 2010 at 10:00 am
Let’s see, enslave small woodland creatures and make them fight each other for your amusement.
NOOOOOOO. This would never spawn any kind of sexual fantasies. never. Or entire websites devoted to said fantasy.
November 3, 2010 at 10:01 am
Oh, Rule 34…….Rule 34 totally gets me going…..
November 3, 2010 at 10:01 am
#10, maybe resin-cast.
November 3, 2010 at 10:04 am
“I just thought it would be cute.”
Cute. Hmmmm…
Puppies – Check
Bunnies – Check
Baby anything – Check
1st grade school photo – Check
Bows in your hair – Check
Dimples – Check
Daisies – Check
Shit-encrusted hunk of polyurethane you shove up your weary stretched-out anus for the prurient admiration of any masturbating deviant with a stolen credit card – Check
November 3, 2010 at 10:05 am
“kinda weird”.
I imagine by the time you’ve been a cam girl for a few months, you’ve normalized some pretty weird sh*t and your paradigm for what’s weird or not is not to be compared with the average person’s. But her profit margin must be healthy if she’s willing to spend $75 on a single customer appreciation gift. Goes to show that even in the sad pathetic world of on line porn, patron loyalty pays.
November 3, 2010 at 10:10 am
@WhyLikeThis
the slogan: “Gotta Catch ‘em All” does not apply to V.D’s
Au contraire, mon ami(e)! (Sorry for the blurry photo, I had to take it surreptitiously.)
November 3, 2010 at 10:16 am
I’m just impressed that she’s starting her Christmas shopping so early!
“On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
one Pikachu tail buttplug,
and a partridge in a pear tree.”
November 3, 2010 at 10:18 am
I imagine that it all started relatively innocently enough – one of her viewers asked to see her in some sexy peekaboo lingerie, but he mumbled into his microphone and when she later showed up in her sexy pikachu outfit he didn’t have the guts to tell her she got it wrong.
November 3, 2010 at 10:22 am
Why do I fear her “favourite fan” is a zitty, 13-year old named Aaron who spends more time with Pokemons and his computer than real human beings?
November 3, 2010 at 10:24 am
#19, Wilma, I can only imagine what this site is going to have for the 25 days of Christmas.
November 3, 2010 at 10:33 am
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November 3, 2010 at 10:35 am
The fact that this seems kind of sweet to me is a clear indication that I need to get off the fucking internet with the quickness.
November 3, 2010 at 10:36 am
Hey! How come ONE fan gets preferential treatment for Christmas?!? Unless a request for a “helicopter rotor made out of bacon” buttplug is forthcoming.
November 3, 2010 at 10:38 am
#24 lisa_n, if it makes you feel any better, I thought it was cute and nice.
November 3, 2010 at 10:58 am
Don’t you get it!?!?!?! It’s not the Pikachu butt plug, it’s that she’s willing to cram something up her ass to bring joy to another person.
Wow, All of those stupid Hallmark channel movies about the true meaning of Christmas, they make sense now.
November 3, 2010 at 11:05 am
@Hamoza-Judging from the Pikachu pictures I googled I’d say maybe a wire frame for the armature, heavy duty interfacing to keep the shape, and maybe a cardboard insert for reinforcement.
Or maybe just buy the ‘sexy Pikachu costume’ that is already available, according to photographic evidence.
And please go to Google Images, type in ‘knitted Pikachu balaclava’. You won’t be disappointed.
November 3, 2010 at 11:10 am
#27 knittin…I googled: that’s effing creepy!
November 3, 2010 at 11:11 am
I doubt my crafts skills could do justice to a butt plug, but I think I that for $75, I can manage some Poke-ball anal beads or a Diglett dildo.
November 3, 2010 at 11:12 am
@ppirdum-Would I disappoint my fellow Regretsians?
(I would have done a link but I haven’t figured out how to do that on my computer)
November 3, 2010 at 11:18 am
@knitten-kitten-indeed, that did NOT disappoint!
November 3, 2010 at 11:19 am
Oh, Ash and his crazy crazy fetishes. First it was mudkip pasties, and now this?!
November 3, 2010 at 11:28 am
If anyone needs the $75.00 this would be easy.
1. Buy a large plug from your local sex shop
2. bend a wire clothes hanger in the shape of a lightning bolt.
3. cover with yellow felt leaving two inches of wire exposed at the end.
4. stick the wire in the rubber plug with some glue
5. send your paypal invoice
6. promptly ship your purchased merchandise.
November 3, 2010 at 11:29 am
This crazy chick might be on to something. Nerds and porn go together like, um, nerds and porn.
November 3, 2010 at 11:34 am
@27: did you look further down on that page, http://www.geekologie.com/mt/mt-search.cgi?tag=mask&blog_id=1
at the video of yet another cool wearable hummingbird feeder? I want one now!!!!
November 3, 2010 at 11:38 am
@#30 knittin, I suppose there’s a certain amount of irony in getting it wrong, but my screen name is short for People Are Dumb, so it’s ppLrdum, not ppIrdum.
But you’re not the first to misinterpret, so I just wanted to clairify
(and plz don’t think I’m calling you dumb!)
November 3, 2010 at 11:50 am
@ #18 finette :
I figured your “gotta catch them all” pic would have been some of these http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/plush/6708/ (namely HIV, herpes, gonorrhea, syphilis… and maybe the egg cell and sperm cell sewn together into the ultimate STD, pregnancy)
November 3, 2010 at 11:50 am
@pplrdum-no offense. But just for the record, I do have dyslexia, so the chances of my misspelling it were very high.
November 3, 2010 at 11:50 am
I haz a sad; none of my family put so much thought, money, nor preparation time into my gifts, and I don’t have any fans at all
November 3, 2010 at 11:55 am
#27 Knitten-kitten – you are right, that did not disappoint. It TERRIFIED! (My balaclava is hiding in the corner, weeping now)
Oh and my favorite new word is “nerdporn”
November 3, 2010 at 12:14 pm
if i weren’t at work, i’d google “pikachu buttplug”- i’m pretty sure i’ve seen one before.
… … …i’m not sure if i should be admitting that or not… *shifty eyes*.
November 3, 2010 at 12:20 pm
#18 : Oh gosh, only the French could imagine that! (*is allowed to hit on the French as she herself lives there*)
And it’s so comforting to see that some fetishes just keep putting the bar higher and higher…
November 3, 2010 at 12:44 pm
I thought to myself, “this is an alchemy request for a Pikachu tail buttplug, surely there’s nothing anyone could say in the comments that would get a thumbs down.” Wrong again, it seems.
November 3, 2010 at 1:31 pm
If only we could make it methane powered and have the tail light up.
Because then we’d achieve something so freakin’ AWESOME in the sex toy industry that it’d be featured on prime time news. Katie Couric would have to say “Methane-powered butt-plug” with a straight face and then she’d go to video with our alchemy-satisfying crafter demonstrating how it works. “You see, Katie, it helps if you’ve had broccoli before sex.”
November 3, 2010 at 2:56 pm
@#28 knittin-kitten :
I have a crochet pattern for one of them…
November 3, 2010 at 2:57 pm
Yikes!
http://www.thestranger.com/images/blogimages/2009/03/02/1236031076-pikachu.jpg
November 3, 2010 at 3:28 pm
Wow, she is devoted to her favourite fan.
November 3, 2010 at 4:03 pm
I’m weird enough that I would love to do this. *goes to bid*
November 3, 2010 at 5:01 pm
This makes me wish I worked with plastic and silicone! I think it’s kind of adorable.
November 3, 2010 at 6:00 pm
I don’t think I’ve ever seen Rule 34 show up on Regretsy before. Or maybe I just haven’t been here long enough.
Don’t feel bad, Helen. You’ve got thousands of fans. We just respect you too much to consider giving you a Pikachu buttplug for Christmas. I’m sure one of our knitters could come up with a suitable baclava, though.
November 3, 2010 at 6:10 pm
For Knittin-Kitten: http://tinyurl.com/33ctklt
November 3, 2010 at 6:27 pm
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November 3, 2010 at 7:20 pm
“Shit-encrusted hunk of polyurethane…”
“‘helicopter rotor made out of bacon’ buttplug”
“Methane-powered butt-plug”
BillsBayou and joshpincus, I love you both dearly. I want to marry you.
Both of you.
3-way?
November 3, 2010 at 8:15 pm
…this comes three or so days after the death of the man who created Pokemon. Isn’t it too early to have a man turn in his grave?
November 3, 2010 at 9:36 pm
LOL, I live in zip code 78214 (within a few miles). Should I check up on this? LOL.
November 4, 2010 at 12:45 am
If you follow the link in #52, the third or so entry down is Regretsy – WTF Alchemy Request then the original comment about the Pikachu balaclava. And so, the search for Pikachu comes full circle.
November 4, 2010 at 2:23 am
Urban Dictionary to the rescue. I just popped my “Rule 34″ cherry.
November 4, 2010 at 3:24 am
Cute? No- this is just adorable! Fetish buttplugs based on lightning mice, popped in for another person’s joy? The humanity is heartwarming.
Hold on- I think something’s not quite right… Hm. Buttplug, lightning mouse, ‘popped’ in… Oh. Wow. Um, but still adorable, right? Right.
November 4, 2010 at 6:21 am
A search for “pikachu buttplug” turns up this unfortunate morass of flaming geekery:
http://forum.elitebastards.com/viewtopic.php?f=30&t=1219&start=30
It’s been seven years – maybe “shaith” has outgrown his fascination (or moved out of his mom’s basement) and if he didn’t in fact give it back to “faceless rebel,” maybe he could go through his boxes of comic books and porn to see if he still has it.
November 4, 2010 at 10:39 am
Ah! But this might multi-purpose as a present for the lesbian
November 5, 2010 at 3:48 pm
people tails are attached at the base of the SPINE not the ASS
November 8, 2010 at 12:48 pm
@13: That’s why I only went through my husband’s porn folder once. Apparently Misty catches ‘em all, indeed.