At first, I thought it was a woman laying back with a man stepping on her crotch with a GIGANTIC big toe sticking out of a hole in the side of his shoe.
I had no trouble with that idea. This site has shown me the most bizarre crap being called “art” by talentless hacks. Why wouldn’t it be someone with a 3-pound big toe?
Yeah yeah, big shiny cock, transitioning tranny, kick in the ding ding, blah blah boringcakes. What I need to know is…where is the HEEL of that boot?? Inquiring minds want to know.
I’m guessing this is the “artist’s interpretation” of his “own photo” because I’m totally getting one of those “objects seem larger than they are” kind of vibes.
I think the seller may be overstating the uniqueness of this painting. I’ve done at least six works with nearly identical themes. That was the weirdest life-drawing class, ever. What? Is there something wrong with that?
I guess when it takes a full minute to register in our brains as possibly NSFW, we’re either going to call it art, or make an appointment with the optometrist.
The sexual/erotic proclivities of others doesn’t faze or bother me at all as long as it’s consentual & doesn’t involve kids /animals.
Now where’s my big hunk in a priests get up?
Just kidding-I’m a Jewish pagan/athiest.
I’ve seen the Kanye cellphone photos, and just read his quote that he was “mad that it got cut off.” This lends a whole new perspective to that revelation.
Took me a long while to identify the black thing as a foot. The heel is there, but WHAT IS THAT MUTANT FLIPPER ON THE FRONT? Is this some ‘artistic’ angle?
The trod-upon penis is nice for the price. I can ignore the boobs. But I cannot ignore that misshapen foot-thing.
Lissa the Somewhat Okay
November 3, 2010 at 8:23 pm
@GoNuts: After someone mentioned the bewbs, futinari came to my head, too. (The things I’ve seen when looking for anime pictures on Google that I can not unsee…)
@Victoria: Aaah, the Hello Kitty vibrators? They’re cute once you forget what they’re intended for. (Remember, they’re novelty items not intended for sexual use. *wink, wink, nudge, nudge*)
I checked out her shop (artist claims female and mentions taking a pole dancing class, so I’ll grant that), and some of her work isn’t bad, in an artsy kind of way.
But I can see why she was “challenged” to do something involving a man…leaving us kind of “challenged” looking at it. It should not have taken me as long as it did to figure out that was a penis and not a huge thumb coming out of a glove. And once I *did* figure that out, it should not have taken me as long as it did to figure out the guy was circumcized! (Didn’t notice the moobs until I read the comments and looked again).
The phrase I’ve heard that applies in this case is “I’ve suffered for my art, and now it’s your turn.” I think she needs a lot more practice drawing penises from life, if she can get more guys to pose. *Blinks* Um, wait. Where did I put my paints…?
What? So am I the only one who saw this and thought ‘Mmmm sexy’? You people are just close-minded and don’t understand S&M! Besides, see that boot? It’s steampunk! Mmm steampunk S&M!
It will never be copied? My Chinese copyright-flouncing reproduction house begs to differ! We’re going to sell almost as many of these as the Thomas Kincaid knockoffs.
Hahaha I’m so proud. I did this piece when I was in a foul mood and wanted to be kicked off facebook. I posted it everywhere and got my wish. And thanks to regretsy I sold it. If I didn’t hate it as much as you all do I’d do some more the same!
November 3, 2010 at 1:33 pm
Whoever it is smashing his cock with a stiletto heel must be a great swimmer with big flipper duck feet like that.
November 3, 2010 at 1:37 pm
HIS cock? I’m soooo confused & prefer to stay that way.
The artist got her start painting children & pets , here we see a natural progression …
November 3, 2010 at 1:40 pm
At first, I thought it was a woman laying back with a man stepping on her crotch with a GIGANTIC big toe sticking out of a hole in the side of his shoe.
I had no trouble with that idea. This site has shown me the most bizarre crap being called “art” by talentless hacks. Why wouldn’t it be someone with a 3-pound big toe?
November 3, 2010 at 1:41 pm
“Taken from my own photo…”
Pics or it didn’t happen.
November 3, 2010 at 1:49 pm
@Bills-so that’d be :did you stub your big toe or are you extremely happy to see me?
November 3, 2010 at 1:53 pm
@5, if you’re a podiatrist, it would be both!
November 3, 2010 at 1:53 pm
The artist started by doing portraits of pets and children. I’m going to guess the FBI seized those ones.
November 3, 2010 at 1:54 pm
I’m speechless. Honestly and truely speechless. Are those moobs I see???
November 3, 2010 at 1:54 pm
#8 yep, that’s Bob. Bob had bitch tits.
November 3, 2010 at 1:55 pm
ok. i see a vinyl stiletto boot. i see the cock. i also see shadowy boobs at the top…
so am i looking at violence against the transgendered?
because i learned a new word the other night on the regretsy FB site for just this situation.
and for the record. it wasn’t a flounce.
November 3, 2010 at 1:55 pm
Is it me or does that man have boobs?
Either or way, I always where my rain boots in bed too.
November 3, 2010 at 1:55 pm
Bitch tits with wonky nips.
November 3, 2010 at 1:55 pm
*WEAR wtf
November 3, 2010 at 1:56 pm
I’m jealous of his perky breasts and curves… bet hes awesome in drag.
December 24, 2011 at 7:31 pm
Are we looking at the same strange flapjack tits? Perky compared to what? A fried egg on a nail?
November 3, 2010 at 1:56 pm
one of a kind and will never be copied
Promise?
November 3, 2010 at 1:59 pm
Yeah yeah, big shiny cock, transitioning tranny, kick in the ding ding, blah blah boringcakes. What I need to know is…where is the HEEL of that boot?? Inquiring minds want to know.
November 3, 2010 at 2:01 pm
#14- Hermes Goddess- where’s the heel? Perhaps buried in balls?
November 3, 2010 at 2:03 pm
Sticking with Killer’s Xmas theme – I see this painting being called “THE NUTCRACKER”
November 3, 2010 at 2:05 pm
@Stretch-that’s ‘Nutcracker Sweet’ baby!
Yech.
November 3, 2010 at 2:05 pm
Either that or over the course of two days we’ve gone from Granny’s to Tranny’s
November 3, 2010 at 2:06 pm
Grannys to Trannys-great name for a big band.
November 3, 2010 at 2:07 pm
Just…. wtf.
November 3, 2010 at 2:15 pm
Worst prostate massage EVER!
November 3, 2010 at 2:16 pm
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November 3, 2010 at 2:16 pm
It really doesn’t matter how much I squint or tilt my head when I look at this.
It’s kinda like one of those magic eye thingys.
November 3, 2010 at 2:16 pm
Jangled bells.
November 3, 2010 at 2:16 pm
Egads.
November 3, 2010 at 2:19 pm
I keep seeing a finger. Someone isn’t real good at drawing dicks. I do better than that just doodling.
Or maybe it’s just me.
I’ll pass on this one.
November 3, 2010 at 2:20 pm
How about this one by the same artist? Where is the other girl’s head?
http://www.etsy.com/listing/58767588/original-oil-painting-aceo-miniature?ref=v1_other_1
November 3, 2010 at 2:23 pm
I’m guessing this is the “artist’s interpretation” of his “own photo” because I’m totally getting one of those “objects seem larger than they are” kind of vibes.
Oh, Jebus, I said “vibes”.
November 3, 2010 at 2:24 pm
#27…I think the other girl’s head is on backwards. Tilt your head to the right, stand on one leg, and whistle. You’ll see it.
November 3, 2010 at 2:26 pm
“I HATE IT WHEN SANTA STEPS ON MY COCK”
Bwa ha
If I had a time for every drawing I have seen of Santa stepping on cocks….
November 3, 2010 at 2:29 pm
AKA ‘Cock Block’
November 3, 2010 at 2:31 pm
Oops… make that “dime”
He he
If I had a dime for every time I forgot to spell check my Santa-is-into-cock-and-ball-torture postings…
November 3, 2010 at 2:43 pm
I think the seller may be overstating the uniqueness of this painting. I’ve done at least six works with nearly identical themes. That was the weirdest life-drawing class, ever. What? Is there something wrong with that?
November 3, 2010 at 2:46 pm
#23 looking at this makes me see sparkles, then a sharp excruciating pain followed by blacking out.
Alternate titles: HAVE A BALL THIS CHRISTMAS
SANTA’S SUGARPLUM SQUASH
November 3, 2010 at 2:50 pm
Ow?
November 3, 2010 at 2:51 pm
Well. That’s the last time *I* surf over to regretsy with my eight year old standing behind me!
And why are Mr Cock’s pecs different sizes? He’s rocking a solid B cup on the left, complimented by the stretched nipple. Ew.
November 3, 2010 at 2:53 pm
@#34Trillian-most ‘ladies’ are asymetrical dontcha’ know.
November 3, 2010 at 3:01 pm
I had to look at this for awhile before before I could even tell what the hell it was. Worst Magic Eye poster ever.
November 3, 2010 at 3:08 pm
I know an S&M-themed coffee shop that would probably love this …
November 3, 2010 at 3:10 pm
#33 Qui Ow! qui Owqui quiqui!!
November 3, 2010 at 3:28 pm
Does anyone else notice that the person with the cock also appears to have boobs?
So far just commenters #8, #9, #10, #11, #12, #14, #38, and #39. -HK
November 3, 2010 at 3:43 pm
Yay, a stiletto bladder piercing!
November 3, 2010 at 3:53 pm
I think someone needs to look up the word ‘erotic’.
November 3, 2010 at 4:03 pm
I guess when it takes a full minute to register in our brains as possibly NSFW, we’re either going to call it art, or make an appointment with the optometrist.
November 3, 2010 at 4:06 pm
This clearly falls under the “futanari” fetish genre.
http://www.jlist.com/category/166
November 3, 2010 at 4:10 pm
If I wanted to see a guy get kicked in the nuts, I’d have gone to Youtube.
November 3, 2010 at 4:11 pm
thanks to Regretsy i now have a slightly Orwellian reaction to the word “Erotic”
every time i see it i expect to see something that upsets me mildly
…case in point
November 3, 2010 at 4:28 pm
The sexual/erotic proclivities of others doesn’t faze or bother me at all as long as it’s consentual & doesn’t involve kids /animals.
Now where’s my big hunk in a priests get up?
Just kidding-I’m a Jewish pagan/athiest.
November 3, 2010 at 4:54 pm
I found the boot heel! Its the shiny spot to the left of the penis! Yay!!?
November 3, 2010 at 5:01 pm
#51, I don’t know if I’d say “yay”. That means the cock is wedged in between the heel and the sole.
November 3, 2010 at 5:45 pm
Jesus. What in the hell would happen if someone challenged this seller to produce a painting involving a puppy?
November 3, 2010 at 6:02 pm
I’ve seen the Kanye cellphone photos, and just read his quote that he was “mad that it got cut off.” This lends a whole new perspective to that revelation.
November 3, 2010 at 6:02 pm
“I was challenged to produce a painting.”
You were challenged, alright!
November 3, 2010 at 6:29 pm
Took me a long while to identify the black thing as a foot. The heel is there, but WHAT IS THAT MUTANT FLIPPER ON THE FRONT? Is this some ‘artistic’ angle?
The trod-upon penis is nice for the price. I can ignore the boobs. But I cannot ignore that misshapen foot-thing.
November 3, 2010 at 6:31 pm
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November 3, 2010 at 7:01 pm
“You’ll shoot your eye out, kid!
HO. HO. HO.”
November 3, 2010 at 7:27 pm
That is either a small foot or a very, um, girthy, penis. How does she/he buy pants?
November 3, 2010 at 7:39 pm
#47 As if those images were not disturbing enough, there was a whole store full of Hello Kitty products scrolling along the left side.
November 3, 2010 at 7:43 pm
Are his/her nipples following anyone else around the room, or is it just me?
November 3, 2010 at 7:51 pm
I’m not sure if I understand the social meaning of this piece. Perhaps if I could view it in a room?
November 3, 2010 at 8:23 pm
@GoNuts: After someone mentioned the bewbs, futinari came to my head, too. (The things I’ve seen when looking for anime pictures on Google that I can not unsee…)
@Victoria: Aaah, the Hello Kitty vibrators? They’re cute once you forget what they’re intended for. (Remember, they’re novelty items not intended for sexual use. *wink, wink, nudge, nudge*)
November 3, 2010 at 8:30 pm
I checked out her shop (artist claims female and mentions taking a pole dancing class, so I’ll grant that), and some of her work isn’t bad, in an artsy kind of way.
But I can see why she was “challenged” to do something involving a man…leaving us kind of “challenged” looking at it. It should not have taken me as long as it did to figure out that was a penis and not a huge thumb coming out of a glove. And once I *did* figure that out, it should not have taken me as long as it did to figure out the guy was circumcized! (Didn’t notice the moobs until I read the comments and looked again).
The phrase I’ve heard that applies in this case is “I’ve suffered for my art, and now it’s your turn.” I think she needs a lot more practice drawing penises from life, if she can get more guys to pose. *Blinks* Um, wait. Where did I put my paints…?
November 3, 2010 at 8:42 pm
It’s a porno platform shoe, people. Or a high-heeled gumboot. I’m sure both have a cachet in the shoe/foot fetish world.
November 4, 2010 at 1:00 am
Proof positive that black & white doesn’t automagically make something “arty.”
November 4, 2010 at 2:51 am
What? So am I the only one who saw this and thought ‘Mmmm sexy’? You people are just close-minded and don’t understand S&M! Besides, see that boot? It’s steampunk! Mmm steampunk S&M!
November 4, 2010 at 2:51 am
Am I just that twisted that I saw the platform shoe immediately??? Eeep?
November 4, 2010 at 5:41 am
“Will never be copied.”
Oh, yeah? Watch me.
November 4, 2010 at 8:01 am
#63 Hello Kitty vibrators aka HELLO KLITTY
November 4, 2010 at 10:37 am
#51 Thank heavens! Not being able to see the heel was making me nuts.
November 4, 2010 at 12:24 pm
@#28 Bratfink :
I think there’s a disease where a fingernail develops on a penis. I wish I could remembe3r the name……hangnail? nailhead?
November 4, 2010 at 2:11 pm
@ #3 – Were you thinking of the Cocteau Twins? Her left foot probably looks the same.
November 4, 2010 at 3:01 pm
“Taken from my own photo.” Were you the cock-er or the cock-ee?
November 4, 2010 at 4:59 pm
THAT BLACK THING KILLED TASHA YAR IN STAR TREK
November 5, 2010 at 10:01 am
It will never be copied? My Chinese copyright-flouncing reproduction house begs to differ! We’re going to sell almost as many of these as the Thomas Kincaid knockoffs.
November 7, 2010 at 8:44 pm
(Sorry for the late reply…Internet decided to crash. Fun times.)
#70: You have no idea, really, how hard it is now for me to NOT say “Hello Klit-ty”.
November 18, 2010 at 7:37 am
Hahaha I’m so proud. I did this piece when I was in a foul mood and wanted to be kicked off facebook. I posted it everywhere and got my wish. And thanks to regretsy I sold it. If I didn’t hate it as much as you all do I’d do some more the same!
December 24, 2011 at 7:33 pm
You might have saved yourself some time if you’d just snapped a picture of your snatch and posted it instead of taking the time to paint something…:P
November 18, 2010 at 7:40 am
And I’m so upset I can’t share it on facebook as I don’t want to be kicked off again..
November 30, 2010 at 10:01 pm
first I saw the breasts. Then the dick getting stepped on by a black rain boot.
This is what’s known as a ‘Russian Gas Pedal’
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=russian%20gas%20pedal
February 6, 2011 at 5:11 am
that ‘man’ has boobs!
July 1, 2011 at 11:04 pm
Is that Louboutins?