One sure way not to have to hand out all the Snicker Bars this year…answer the door on Halloween dressed like this. Send those trick-or-treater’s a-runnin’.
Buzzkill Crying Glitter Eagle
October 15, 2010 at 10:40 am
I want to see this modeled on someone before I buy it!
Plus I want a companion costume of a similarly-scaled (bloody) tampon with bite marks on it.
Too bad it doesn’t really go with “Sexy Spermatozoa” from yesterday. Although… would YOU answer the door to a crowd of people dressed in these various costumes? Or would you just fire the shotgun from the second floor?
Vagina dentata
What a wonderful phrase
Vagina dentata
Ain’t no passing craze
You’ll be so lonely for the rest of your days
It ain’t problem free
Gingivitis or STD
Vagina dentata!
I remember someone commenting yesterday about how they wanted to dress up as a giant vagina with a ton of baby dolls hanging from it and call it a “Michelle Duggar” costume. Well, we’ve got the vagina part down now…just add baby dolls.
That one vertical tooth at the bottom has me worried. And you know… if a seriously skinny girl wears this (or guy, I imagine) imagine how slutty they’ll look, with this amazingly large vajay drooping off of them. Oh my.
I like this costume. I think it would work well with drippy, brownish/red stained tampons as earrings.
Oh, and if you follow kcat713′s advice have the male counterpart be horribly mangled, clinging to life. Study the facial expression of the condemned on their way to execution – that’s the face you should make at the costume party.
Isn’t there a movie, about a woman who somehow got radiation poisoning or something (like all those Marvel comic book characters) and teeth grew in to her vagina, and she ate the men she had sex with. Or something like that (not as interesting as chatter box, at least in that version, the womans vagina was singing)
October 15, 2010 at 9:35 am
“Vagina Dentata” = BEST. DRAG QUEEN NAME. EVAR.
October 15, 2010 at 9:39 am
This is actually kind of THE BEST COSTUME EVER.
October 15, 2010 at 9:41 am
Just what I always wanted to see- a size 22 stuffed satin clit. Now I can die happy.
October 15, 2010 at 9:45 am
Feed me, Seymour!
October 15, 2010 at 9:48 am
Whoa!
I don’t think they make a cream for that!
October 15, 2010 at 9:54 am
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October 15, 2010 at 10:03 am
Mature: I don’t think it means what you think it means.
October 15, 2010 at 10:09 am
“I’m so proud of this… let’s photograph it on the floor!”
October 15, 2010 at 10:14 am
How many beaver’s had to die for *that* pelt? Pun intended.
October 15, 2010 at 10:14 am
I was just sitting here wondering what costume I should wear to take my neices trick-or-treating…
October 15, 2010 at 10:23 am
I’m just wondering where you would find a tampon to fit that
October 15, 2010 at 10:26 am
So, would you go to a gynecologist for a cleaning?
October 15, 2010 at 10:33 am
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October 15, 2010 at 10:33 am
One sure way not to have to hand out all the Snicker Bars this year…answer the door on Halloween dressed like this. Send those trick-or-treater’s a-runnin’.
October 15, 2010 at 10:34 am
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October 15, 2010 at 10:35 am
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October 15, 2010 at 10:40 am
I want to see this modeled on someone before I buy it!
Plus I want a companion costume of a similarly-scaled (bloody) tampon with bite marks on it.
Too bad it doesn’t really go with “Sexy Spermatozoa” from yesterday. Although… would YOU answer the door to a crowd of people dressed in these various costumes? Or would you just fire the shotgun from the second floor?
October 15, 2010 at 10:41 am
The teeth are all wrong. Everyone knows beavers have buck teeth.
October 15, 2010 at 10:45 am
That’s disgusting… I never go out in public without trimming up at least a little. And a little lip gloss wouldn’t hurt either.
October 15, 2010 at 10:51 am
Vagina dentata
What a wonderful phrase
Vagina dentata
Ain’t no passing craze
You’ll be so lonely for the rest of your days
It ain’t problem free
Gingivitis or STD
Vagina dentata!
October 15, 2010 at 10:54 am
But how would it look if you were wearing it while jumping off a cliff at the beach?? Presentation, people.
October 15, 2010 at 10:55 am
“Please note that this costume is meant to be worn with care and not for any rough activities like sports, porn, or rolling down hills.”
Ok then… guess I’ll wear it to church.
October 15, 2010 at 10:59 am
I love the fact that every single comment has at least one thumbs down. Apparently someone’s pussy teeth are out of joint over this!
October 15, 2010 at 11:02 am
I would wear it, but only to roll down a hill.
October 15, 2010 at 11:02 am
Now *this* totally redeems my faith in humanities good taste…
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Yes, that was ironic…
October 15, 2010 at 11:04 am
When I saw this, the first thing I heard in my brain was Rita Moreno yelling “Hey, You Guys!!!!!’ at the beginning of ‘The Electric Company.’
What would Freud say, indeed!
October 15, 2010 at 11:06 am
Hey thumbs downer- kiss my vagina dentata!!!!
October 15, 2010 at 11:13 am
I don’t know why anyone would assume you would wear this while doing porn. Just because it has a giant toothy vagina on it.
The assumptions people jump to.
October 15, 2010 at 11:13 am
Did anybody ever see the movie Teeth? This would be a great outfit to snuggle up on the couch while watching that movie.
October 15, 2010 at 11:18 am
Tabbie, “Teeth” should only be viewed wearing a Snuggie(TM) for two that has this vagiant on it.
October 15, 2010 at 11:18 am
IT’S A VA-GIANT!!!
October 15, 2010 at 11:19 am
I’d need reassurance that I won’t catch anything from it before I’d wear it. It has a SERIOUS case of gingivitis!!! Bad breath anyone?!!!
October 15, 2010 at 11:25 am
BOY -Mom, how do you make babies?
MOTHER -Glad you asked. Just wait here while I slip into my vagina dentata sex ed costume.
*** 15 years later ***
THERAPIST -So, going back to your childhood, is there anything that might explain your persistent fear of female organs?
October 15, 2010 at 11:26 am
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October 15, 2010 at 11:28 am
Shae-WHAT?
http://www.etsy.com/listing/52275058/mature-shock-stitch-goatse-cross-stitch
October 15, 2010 at 11:31 am
But seriously, do you know what would make this an awesome costume? A pregnant woman, and the top half of a baby-doll hot glued to the front.
…Imagine the fun.
October 15, 2010 at 11:37 am
It’s Aunt Bea’s silhouette with Miss Crumps’ innermost thoughts.
October 15, 2010 at 11:54 am
Really? $100 for a vagina dress? Even the way-too-expensive store-bought costumes come with a couple accessories.
October 15, 2010 at 11:55 am
My vagina shirt has a lint infection.
October 15, 2010 at 11:56 am
Or Kuntface-itis.
October 15, 2010 at 12:18 pm
@#34…Oh no you did not just cause me to see the actual goatse! Shame on you! Now come here and give me a free lobotomy so I can forget!!!!
October 15, 2010 at 12:21 pm
If this costume is too big you don’t bring it in for alterations, you bring it in for vaginoplasty!!
October 15, 2010 at 12:44 pm
This costume needs to be paired with a sexy male dentist costume. (I don’t believe I just typed those words together).
October 15, 2010 at 1:03 pm
@ #40: it’s inevitable.
October 15, 2010 at 1:12 pm
I think this would be kind of wonderful with a Freud mask and a giant cigar
October 15, 2010 at 1:14 pm
I’d bet good money this this sees wear on the streets of Portland this Halloween.
October 15, 2010 at 1:26 pm
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October 15, 2010 at 1:41 pm
“Please note that this costume is meant to be worn with care and not for any rough activities like sports, porn, or rolling down hills”
This completely ruins my naked soccer Glouchester Cheese Hill Chase plans. AGAIN.
October 15, 2010 at 1:53 pm
Vampire Vag! Watch out Edward you are about to get eaten!
October 15, 2010 at 2:20 pm
I remember someone commenting yesterday about how they wanted to dress up as a giant vagina with a ton of baby dolls hanging from it and call it a “Michelle Duggar” costume. Well, we’ve got the vagina part down now…just add baby dolls.
October 15, 2010 at 2:38 pm
#31 – that’s vagingivitis
October 15, 2010 at 3:45 pm
So, I’m guessing you’d have to wear a belly button mask?
Or if you wear it like a skant, you would need an asshole mask…
(For some people that would be no mask at all…)
October 15, 2010 at 3:51 pm
Our Vagina of Guadalupe! http://images2.cpcache.com/product/virgin+of+guadalupe-virgen+de+guadalupe-saint+juan+diego/107049652v3_225x225_Front.jpg
October 15, 2010 at 4:03 pm
Is it just me, or does it look like this vagina has been eating way too much candy corn?
October 15, 2010 at 4:28 pm
Don’t mock, people. This is my wedding dress.
October 15, 2010 at 5:06 pm
I am SO offended by this. Why does the seller just assume my pubic hair is brown?! The carpets match the drapes, asshole!
October 15, 2010 at 5:13 pm
Vagina Dentata is my favorite album by the Police.
“Va-joo joo joo……….”
October 15, 2010 at 5:32 pm
I was just going to pop a pair of those plastic vampire teeth in but maybe that would be too subtle.
October 15, 2010 at 5:38 pm
That one vertical tooth at the bottom has me worried. And you know… if a seriously skinny girl wears this (or guy, I imagine) imagine how slutty they’ll look, with this amazingly large vajay drooping off of them. Oh my.
October 15, 2010 at 6:04 pm
Is anyone else expecting Michelle Duggar’s 20th child to come crawling out of that thing?
October 15, 2010 at 7:22 pm
#21
Be sure to take pictures of how the parishoners react and post them online.
October 15, 2010 at 9:42 pm
casual friday
October 16, 2010 at 2:30 am
If you’ve never sung “vagina dentata” to the tune of Hakuna Matata… well then you just haven’t lived.
October 16, 2010 at 8:47 am
@TooManyCookbooks-I second that.
October 16, 2010 at 11:54 am
Am I now the only one who sees vagina dentata in the window of the door?
October 16, 2010 at 5:00 pm
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October 16, 2010 at 5:14 pm
Because someone had to…
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y287/FroggieStyle/britney-spears-roar.jpg
October 17, 2010 at 11:10 am
Oh, wait…MATURE Vagina Dentata…yeah, definitely old. Glad it isn’t a young Vagina Dentata…wouldn’t want to think that that thing could GROW!
October 17, 2010 at 5:19 pm
Sold!
October 18, 2010 at 5:01 pm
When you click through to her shop, the picture is blurred. But only the main picture. The thumbnails right beside it are still quite clear.
October 18, 2010 at 5:41 pm
#65, no, you’re not the only one. You were, until you pointed it out.
October 19, 2010 at 12:52 pm
Goodness, that thing is vaginormous!
October 22, 2010 at 11:28 am
Next post, please…
Try this. -HK
October 25, 2010 at 12:29 am
Totally reminds me of the movie Blood Diner. eeeyup!
March 22, 2011 at 8:43 pm
couples costume anyone???
April 1, 2011 at 6:56 pm
I like this costume. I think it would work well with drippy, brownish/red stained tampons as earrings.
Oh, and if you follow kcat713′s advice have the male counterpart be horribly mangled, clinging to life. Study the facial expression of the condemned on their way to execution – that’s the face you should make at the costume party.
July 7, 2011 at 11:32 am
Isn’t there a movie, about a woman who somehow got radiation poisoning or something (like all those Marvel comic book characters) and teeth grew in to her vagina, and she ate the men she had sex with. Or something like that (not as interesting as chatter box, at least in that version, the womans vagina was singing)