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Nana Visitor

If aliens are monitoring our internet transmissions, they probably think we steal clothes from nursing homes and worship Joy Behar.

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65 comments on Nana Visitor

  1. HelenaHandbasket
    October 26, 2010 at 4:35 pm

    It looks like it’s pre-pilled.

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  2. Martha_May
    October 26, 2010 at 4:36 pm

    Oh poor Wilma. With Fred not making enough money at the quarry, she’s had to take on seedy modeling jobs.

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  3. curlytopnola
    October 26, 2010 at 4:38 pm

    wow.
    that’s a shade of red not found in nature.
    and what’s going on w/the grandpa munster widow’s peak?
    and lastly. $125.00? only if it comes with a REAL donkey being led by a man

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  4. Combustion
    October 26, 2010 at 4:39 pm

    her bangs literally, scare me.
    They are Vulcan or something.

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  5. DamnitsGlam
    October 26, 2010 at 4:43 pm

    Forget the sweater — where can I get hair like that? Halloween is only a few days away!

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  6. wtf indeed
    October 26, 2010 at 4:45 pm

    That looks like Holiday Galaga.

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  7. bootsychoo
    October 26, 2010 at 4:46 pm

    Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

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  8. LeeLooDallas
    October 26, 2010 at 4:48 pm

    Oh Ricky! Why can’t I star in a show at the club?
    Waaaaaaaah!

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  9. greendragon
    October 26, 2010 at 4:51 pm

    Aliens clearly ARE monitoring us… and are posing wearing cardigans with red and blue flying saucers on the side…

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  10. mtopia
    October 26, 2010 at 5:00 pm

    It’s like I always say, “It don’t mean a thing, if it ain’t got that Swing Cut Sweater Jacket – Cactus, Donkey, Sarapes, Sombreros, etc – Viva Mexico – Size M to L!”

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  11. knittin-kitten
    October 26, 2010 at 5:03 pm

    Your hair should never match your skintone. it confuses people. Especially when it looks like you’re wearing a Xmas cookie.

    I can’t hate her bangs. i’ve been guilty of asking for mine to be cut like a Romulan’s once or twice.

    Hey! I was young. And the local theater was running a Star Trek movie marathon. And there might have been alcohol involved.

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  12. WhyLikeThis
    October 26, 2010 at 5:03 pm

    Elsa Mc Donald also pursued a career in mascoting but Cousin Ron was the real family success story

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  13. knittin-kitten
    October 26, 2010 at 5:06 pm

    From one of the lesser know episodes, The Wrath of Yarn.

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  14. Wilma Fingerdoo
    October 26, 2010 at 5:06 pm

    In the Mexican version of the Munsters, Eddie Munster had a red headed sister named Maribel.

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  15. thecatsmeow
    October 26, 2010 at 5:06 pm

    I accidentally walked into Joy Behar one day, she wears more make-up than that.

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  16. WhyLikeThis
    October 26, 2010 at 5:06 pm

    Pictured here: Authentic traditional Mexican attire

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  17. donuthole
    October 26, 2010 at 5:11 pm

    She’s a full steamer of hot tamales bathed in salsa rojo.
    But shit man ,that sweater is tired already.

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  18. razberries
    October 26, 2010 at 5:12 pm

    This reminds me of the movie, “Beaches”- she is the perfect hybrid of Mayim Bialik, who plays the younger Bette Midler character, and Bette Midler herself.
    Then again, I have always thought that Joy Behar and Bette resemble eachother, too

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  19. Whawhawhatsis
    October 26, 2010 at 5:12 pm

    For a nice handknit sweater, $125 is a bargain (heck, the yarn alone can cost twice that). For this, however? $125 is an insult! Along with everything else about the sweater, of course.

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  20. WhimsyMistress
    October 26, 2010 at 5:15 pm

    Well, now that I’ve figured out what a “Cowichan” sweater actually is (or is supposed to be, anyway); I don’t think this is one. And I doubt it’s 50 years old, either. How do you get your “wool blend” that white agian, after 50 years of your grandmother smoking in it?

    Yes, I’m feeling pedantic tonight. suck it, funnier people.

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  21. invaderhorizongreen
    October 26, 2010 at 5:15 pm

    i keep telling you they are using yarn made form unicorns that is why it is so expensive and we don’t see unicorns often

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  22. captaincavegirl
    October 26, 2010 at 5:15 pm

    Oh, cool! I’ve been looking for a sweater with flying saucers and kelp on it!

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  23. Holden Back
    October 26, 2010 at 5:23 pm

    Definitely steampunk. her face peels off to show the cogs. And I’m with WhimsyMistress on provenance and preservation.

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  24. Patty got abducted by a Steampunk Alien
    October 26, 2010 at 5:24 pm

    Old people wear sweaters because they’re chilled all the time.

    Old people also don’t have very good eyesight.

    This is why sweaters like this exist.

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  25. waningestrogen
    October 26, 2010 at 5:25 pm

    I’m with whimsymistress. I know what a Cowichan is, and you, my friend, are no Cowichan.

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  26. LeeLooDallas
    October 26, 2010 at 5:29 pm

    That does look like a flying saucer. I think this thing was knitted in Roswell, New Mexico!

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  27. KibblesNBits
    October 26, 2010 at 5:53 pm

    What’s shocking to me is that it has some pilling, meaning, somebody actually might have worn it. Several times even.

    I don’t even know if I could wear it ironically.

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  28. knittin-kitten
    October 26, 2010 at 6:02 pm

    Having spent the day wearing a cashmere sweater from the ’50′s I don’t mind the age so much as the eye-searing colours. Quick, get out the Tom Jones records before it conquers the planet!

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  29. Lola
    October 26, 2010 at 6:29 pm

    I can’t help it — I love her hair. But the sweater? I’d rather freeze to death than wear that thing.

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  30. Automaton
    October 26, 2010 at 6:41 pm

    C’mon cheap-asses! $125 is not that much! And this is going towards a good cause. You think her Manic Panic bill just pays itself? No! That shit’s expensive. After she’s done rifling gram’s closets looking for novelty vacation sweaters she has to practically beg to borrow her car and then the long drive to the mall to go to Hot Topic and then she has to fork over, like, $15 a jar! You know how much Manic Panic it takes to look that red?! A lot, so buy the damned sweater!

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  31. Vile & Evil Zombie Debbie Downer
    October 26, 2010 at 6:51 pm
  32. Irella Vent
    October 26, 2010 at 6:54 pm

    I was previously unaware of the cultural knitting pattern exchange between Mexico and the Cowichan Tribes of Vancouver Island…

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  33. Badger
    October 26, 2010 at 8:00 pm

    Irella-Oddly enough, so were Mexico and the Cowichan Tribes.

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  34. Nico
    October 26, 2010 at 8:01 pm

    She loves this sweater, and every detail on it! How can she give it up, at any price?! She should keep it.

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  35. EmpressBarb
    October 26, 2010 at 8:16 pm

    I agree Nico! Given the amount of gushing she does over this fashion mistake, the likes of which has not been equalled since mastadons romped the earth, PLEASE seller keep it and treasure it and bury it in your closet.

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  36. SnarkyDork
    October 26, 2010 at 8:23 pm

    Okay dying your hair, cool
    Having crazy hairstyles, cool
    Dying you EYEBROWS, still never looks good.

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  37. HomeAlone
    October 26, 2010 at 8:28 pm

    There’s a perfectly gorgeous girl under that – whatever that clown pinup look is. Barely even noticed the sweater. I’m sure her mother cries herself to sleep at night, but it’s her beauty to squander I guess.

    Way to upstage the merchandise, though.

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  38. Upchuck Norris
    October 26, 2010 at 8:35 pm

    This is what I have always imagined the monthly visitor to look like when personified as an actual Aunt Flo. Complete with super-absorbent sweater. *shudder*

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  39. Holden Back
    October 26, 2010 at 8:46 pm

    Patty #24 I thought it was a ‘poisonous sea creature’ thing with old people’s sweaters. That, or something to make you easy to find when you wandered off into the snow.

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  40. Rob T Firefly
    October 26, 2010 at 9:51 pm

    She’d be a lot prettier without the “show me more of this Earth thing called kissing, Captain Kirk” wig, but her sweater would still remind me of when my old NES would get dirty enough to make the games start to glitch out.

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  41. catherder
    October 27, 2010 at 12:16 am

    The blue UFO appears to be using its tractor beam. To abduct a cactus, maybe?

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  42. purple_peacock
    October 27, 2010 at 4:37 am

    New, sweaters made in 64 bits… The Dreamcast comes back to life!

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  43. freckleyredhead
    October 27, 2010 at 5:24 am

    Having been the victim of more than one haircolorist who simply CANNOT figure out how to do natural-looking red hair, I’m not too rattled by the do.

    I am having a hard time figuring out those green things along the bottom of the sweater. Does anyone else see a kangaroo taking a poop?

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    • AnEnchantedNotion
      March 22, 2011 at 4:51 am

      It’s obviously a Cactus knitted by someone who has never seen a Cactus…or been to Mexico, apparently.

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  44. rubypony
    October 27, 2010 at 5:56 am

    Joy Behar! Too funny and so dead on. She has pretty sweet hair…the chick in the pic, not the real Lady Behar.

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  45. shaeryn
    October 27, 2010 at 6:42 am

    Crap I thought that was a wicked widows peak and it turns out they’re bangs. I guess she cut them to match her eyebrows.

    http://ny-image3.etsy.com/il_570xN.178539403.jpg

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  46. Billy Goetse Gruff
    October 27, 2010 at 7:05 am

    I would totally wear that proudly! So chic! So PC!

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  47. marymert
    October 27, 2010 at 7:16 am

    It looks like an Atari game. I’d buy it if Pac Man was wearing a poncho and criss-crossing spaghetti western bullet belts. Oh, and smoking a cigar… and a handle bar mustache.

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  48. roquelaure
    October 27, 2010 at 7:18 am

    for some add reason, cheesy mexican (mmmm…. cheesey mexican *homer drool*) was HUGE in the 1950′s and early 60′s, so i from a “fashion” (trend?) point of view, i don’t see anything too bad with the sweater. run a search on ebay for “mexican vintage 50s 60s” and you’ll see far, far worse.

    however, just because it’s from the era does NOT mean you need to dress up like Mad Men Joan Escaped From Arkham Asylum.

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  49. Automaton
    October 27, 2010 at 8:03 am

    I’m really surprised by the number of you who are unfamiliar with this hairstyle. Those bangs were super-popular about ten years ago among gothic teenagers, vampire enthusiasts, Bettie Page fans who wanted to be a little more daring and apparently rockabilly sweater salesmen.
    But seriously, those bangs were really popular for a while with a certain demographic. Since that group is usually Bettie Page fans who are enthusiastic about vampires I always assumed the look was inspired by Bela Lugosi’s Dracula widow’s peak, but I could be way off-base.

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  50. spareGus
    October 27, 2010 at 8:29 am

    more evidence of impending nana-ggedon.

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  51. miss_lizzah
    October 27, 2010 at 9:06 am

    i feel the reason why it costs $125.00 is because it’s not only sewn by AUTHENTIC MEXICANS…. but it’s made from Mexicans, too.

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  52. Clare
    October 27, 2010 at 10:13 am

    It’s great to see that Tiffany has taken her career from malls to thrift stores. In these tough economic times it’s heartening to see some stars appreciate the struggle of everyday Americans.

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  53. sillysteve
    October 27, 2010 at 11:02 am

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  54. suzyactiondoll
    October 27, 2010 at 12:02 pm

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  55. Nahhh
    October 27, 2010 at 4:17 pm

    For $125, I expect a button.

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  56. twatsupcock
    October 27, 2010 at 6:39 pm

    At first, I thought that this was Vicky Howell from “Knitty Gritty.”
    And I am an idiot because I like the hair and the sweater. But my eyesight is bad.

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  57. magic knickers
    October 28, 2010 at 2:06 am

    Well of course it looks weird when modelled by a faux vampire.

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  58. hellkitty53
    October 28, 2010 at 7:08 am

    i’ve seen people in nursing homes dressed better than this, with better hair. and taffy nuts.

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  59. Chrisnyc1213
    October 28, 2010 at 12:01 pm

    So THIS is what Christina Hendricks from Mad Men will look like after 20 years of drug abuse! Wow, I always wondered…

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  60. invaderhorizongreen
    October 28, 2010 at 6:12 pm

    here we have a fine example of the Mexican knit sweater cult. their sacred colors are white,red,green,yellow and blue.the pottery pattern symbolizes their traditions passed down through the generations. while the donkey lead by the man portrays their great leadership of their young. the red hair symbolizes an elder within the cult who holds the sacred texts of the cult.

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  61. Easily_Distracted
    October 30, 2010 at 10:59 am

    But where’s the picture of the back??!! She says there’s a donkey being led by a man, and I want to see!!

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  62. NoRegrets
    November 23, 2010 at 1:54 am

    I’m a Vancouver Islander, quite familiar with the Cowichan sweaters made here – this is no Cowichan sweater!

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  63. www.bajunajewelry.etsy.com
    December 14, 2010 at 12:33 pm

    She clearly belongs to MUFON.

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  64. Kitsune_SD
    March 20, 2011 at 7:54 pm

    I thought I recognized the model… it’s Amanda Suter of the Amandas. I see her around town all the time, and she’s one hell of a singer. The hair is a bit much, but who am I to judge – mine used to be dyed “pimpin’ purple”
    though I never was a hair hopper…
    http://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Amandas/133511490044506?v=info

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