Picture must be taken in a childrens bedroom, and the exact pose (staring up and to the right) must be replicated. Oh, and a pic of the “before pasties”, for comparison. And by “comparison”, I mean my private collection…
Yay! Glad to see that Etsy officially ‘gets’ Regretsy.
What do you wanna bet some people with terminal cryabeetus will attend just to poop on the party. Can’t wait to see pics of the aftermath. Glitter and gore EVERYWHERE.
Holy crap do I wanna go to THAT party!!! I still have my construction paper hat and pom pom pasties from the last contest….maybe I could casually blend in hehe.
I hope he has some bodacious MOOBS to fill out those pasties…
Glad to see that at least 1 percent of Etsy’s staff has a sense of humor.
The rest of them are busy kissing the forum hags’ asses.
I picture all those miserable crotches in the ETC. forums just collectively blowing a gasket over this one. “Etsy has betrayed us! They must hate crafters, too!”
hmm photos i want the pics too .. well they can call regresty mean all they want.. but im betting this contest would be 100% more fun than any other pretentious FP flotsam……
October 21, 2010 at 5:39 pm
ohh cool cant wait to see this one two thumbs up for whimsical fuckery
October 21, 2010 at 5:40 pm
Picture must be taken in a childrens bedroom, and the exact pose (staring up and to the right) must be replicated. Oh, and a pic of the “before pasties”, for comparison. And by “comparison”, I mean my private collection…
October 21, 2010 at 5:41 pm
This just makes me want to laugh like a super-villain or an evil scientist.
October 21, 2010 at 5:44 pm
I bet we see for the “first time” that they can actually track and block IP addresses.
October 21, 2010 at 5:45 pm
If there is a youtube video available after the party, just think how much fuckery there could be!
We might break the internet!
October 21, 2010 at 5:51 pm
I personally want to see the Obama painting recreated as a Halloween costume….or at least someone decorated in multiple vaginas/penis shapes….
October 21, 2010 at 5:59 pm
I totally see why you blurred out her name, as she begins “So my husband works at Etsy…”
October 21, 2010 at 6:00 pm
Yay! Glad to see that Etsy officially ‘gets’ Regretsy.
What do you wanna bet some people with terminal cryabeetus will attend just to poop on the party. Can’t wait to see pics of the aftermath. Glitter and gore EVERYWHERE.
October 21, 2010 at 6:13 pm
Oh , this is ripe.Triple snort.
Bobbing for apples will never be the same.
October 21, 2010 at 6:18 pm
It makes me laugh to think of the Etsy workers vying to out-Regretsy each other, and secretly snapping pics to be the first to upload! What a Moebius!
October 21, 2010 at 6:28 pm
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October 21, 2010 at 6:40 pm
I’m just doing a duckface hipster eyeroll at the concept of a company Halloween party. I hope Rob goes as a giant pompom scarf.
With a mustache of course.
October 21, 2010 at 6:55 pm
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October 21, 2010 at 7:13 pm
Holy crap do I wanna go to THAT party!!! I still have my construction paper hat and pom pom pasties from the last contest….maybe I could casually blend in hehe.
October 21, 2010 at 7:38 pm
Wait, there needs to be a theme for a person to be able to wear unicorn pasties to work?
October 21, 2010 at 8:11 pm
The circle is complete; the twisted, diy-meets-wtf, regretsky circle has finally closed upon itself.
October 21, 2010 at 8:27 pm
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October 21, 2010 at 8:38 pm
I hope he has some bodacious MOOBS to fill out those pasties…
Glad to see that at least 1 percent of Etsy’s staff has a sense of humor.
The rest of them are busy kissing the forum hags’ asses.
October 21, 2010 at 8:40 pm
I was thinking it might be a good idea to also give the winner a huge teddy bear to molest, I think that would complete the whole sha-bang.
October 21, 2010 at 9:30 pm
I picture all those miserable crotches in the ETC. forums just collectively blowing a gasket over this one. “Etsy has betrayed us! They must hate crafters, too!”
October 21, 2010 at 9:49 pm
Quick piece of trivia… Stephanie’s boobs have their own Facebook group lol, and they’re totally Regretsy stalking
http://www.facebook.com/regretsy#!/group.php?gid=134557563223034&v=wall
October 21, 2010 at 10:15 pm
Oh, April, you should hold a Whimsicle Fuckery costume contest!
October 21, 2010 at 10:27 pm
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October 22, 2010 at 12:23 am
Damn! I’d pay a lot for a ticket to that party! I’d go as the dominatrix num with the inflatable boobs.
I hope we get pics!
October 22, 2010 at 12:23 am
dominatrix NUN
October 22, 2010 at 2:27 am
Etsy and Regretsy finall meet on middle ground. It’s an almost…religious moment. I feel like I ought to sacrifice a small mammal to Cthulhu in thanks.
October 22, 2010 at 3:21 am
Ok, just to be sure, it is a *man* going to be wearing those pasties, right?
I DEMANDZ PHOTOS!
October 22, 2010 at 3:10 pm
For all the Etsy seller that hate and whine about Regretsy, that message is yet one more “Ha, ha…Fuck you!” towards them.
I seek a tad of pleasure in that.
October 24, 2010 at 6:41 pm
hmm photos i want the pics too
.. well they can call regresty mean all they want.. but im betting this contest would be 100% more fun than any other pretentious FP flotsam……