- Submitted by Mandy
Whoa,I hope Rapunzel didn’t get any genital warts from that, that, THING.
That last one looks like it’s in need of medical treatment. o.O
hahahah “Your kids” “pastor’s wife” WTF. How do they not see the resemblance?
My Pastor’s wife collects penis bookmarks, so this is perfect.
The last thing I want is “These guys are small enough to fit it in your pocket and follow you around all day!!”
*runs and hids*
“hey, you wanna’ see my pocket dinosaur? I’ll let you touch it.”
Sorry, that’s a penis with a bad case of herpes simplex and some serious discharge. You see Rapunzel in there? Way past medication time for you, sweetie.
Pocket dinosaur – my favorite new euphemism
god, this shit just writes itself.
the descriptions alone are mint.
1- “who would i give it to? sunday school teacher”
2-”clean with no residue, 3 inches high”
3-”great for parties, sleepovers”
4-”fuzzy pocket dinosaur” (rather than pocket rocket?)
5-”PENIS ONLY”…oops, “pendant only”…well, anyhoo that thing does look like a dick with warts, donuthole
#3 and such is the spout where the glory comes out
Pity the poor sucker, Mr.Once was filled with Glee, now just a limp dick who can barely mutter ‘gee’.
The bookmark did not get a fair treatment at regretsy. It needs to be viewed in a room with a Georgia O’Keeffe painting. Or, I want to see Who Wore It Better.
“These guys are small enough to fit it in your pocket and follow you around all day!!
Name them, play with them, love them, take them to the store, to school, show them to your friends, and fall asleep next to their fuzzy faces.”
I think I’ll call mine “Dick” !
Is that a dinosaur in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Oh, it IS a dinosuar. I see…
I’m crocheting a bunch of those bookmarks right now for our church craft sale. Sweet.
I only see penises because I WANT to see penises.
Maybe it’s just my laptop, but the “L” looks more like a turd that someone stepped on than a penis. Unless it’s a penis that someone stepped on?
“They are usually 3 1/2 inches tall, 2 inches long, and 1 inch fat.” She must have dated my ex-boyfriend.
Just my luck; it’s always the 3 1/2″ ones that follow me around all day.
Everything looks like penii!!!
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@Mandy: How long did it take to assemble this photo collection? (I’m guessing it was either 2 weeks or 10 minutes.) And not to sound ungrateful, but could we help you by suggesting ways to spend your time other than “searching Etsy for things that resemble penises?” j/k
At first, I thought the “These are cute, but who would I give it to?” was the Regretsy commentary.
I bought the S & P shakers. Couldn’t resist! Where else would you find such a closely-matched pair?
It’s good to know it’s not just me that see penises everywhere.
I will say I love the pocket dinosaur! So cute and portable.
I dig the pocket dino as much as the rest of you, but the name of the shop is ‘madewithloveandspit’…….
Yay! Penises! After sooo many posts about vaginas, we Y chromos get our day! Huzzah!
I want the pattern for the bookmark, they make great Christmas gifts!
The disabled guy has been visiting his relatives 800 miles away for a month now. I’m a little, uh, lonely. Everywhere I look, I’m seeing penises.
Then I come to Regretsy and…
The shakers are fantastic. Escuse me, will you please pass the penis? I mean the salt? o.O
Dear Rapunzel “artist” – I don’t think I’ve ever found anything “framilar”. And if I did, I probably wouldn’t tell anyone. Love, WM
‘Fuzzy pocket dinosaur’? Is that what kids are calling it nowadays?
Reminds me of the time I was gathering driftwood at the lakeshore. I met a friendly guy there who told me a long, convincing, and entirely true (ha) story about a one-eyed brown trout.
That’s exactly what Great Aunt Tildy needs! She’s been a bit on edge lately.
That Glee one also reminds me of 8th grade science and the formaldehyde-soaked earthworm we had to dissect. I REALLY didn’t want that image in the same brain space as “penis” thanks so much. Also, neither would be delicious on a cookie.
I want to put the salt & pepper shakers out when my mother comes to visit. And just innocently ask her what the problem is with my vintage milkglass shakers? They’re so retro!
Why is it always about the penis?
[I actually like that first one. But I'll make my own, tyvm.]
P.S. I don’t remember the last time I laughed so hard over so many comments on one post.
Knittin’ Kitten, Patty you know you’ll be the only ones seeing penises everywhere:
And it IS SFW!
This might be TMI, but my penis looks exactly like that bookmark.
Sigmund Freud would be proud.
Pass the salt and …salt.
………..Is Rapunzel gonna get nailed in the urethra? That’s some fucked up hetai shit going on there, then.
#31 might wanna see a doctor about that, especially if it’s flat all the time
Pastor, here’s something I crocheted for you. It’s a bookmark for your Bible. See, it’s a heart atop a miniature “mile-a-minit” afghan strip.
What do you mean, you don’t see it?
What are you doing with that fig leaf?
I need a new set of salt and pecker shakers
I swear, my first thought when I saw the Rapunzel one was ‘Why does she have a tentacle monster attacking her? I don’t remember THAT being in the fairy tail.”
Also, if those salt and pepper shakers are actually milk glass, she’s screwing herself (well, not literally). Genuine milk glass tends to go for four or five times what she’s got the price set at.
The little “heart” on the bookmark even has one lobe that dangles a little lower than the other. Now that’s craftmanship!
What exactly is the point of using an acronym if you then spell out the phrase? More importantly, repunzel lives in a tiny penis? Those brothers grimm are crazy SOBs.
$48 for Oreo lollipops that look like they have penises on them. It’s not really a question, I just had to type it to myself to understand it really exists.
Please accept my apology for my much-hated, thoroughly down-voted response in this thread. I did not mean to offend anyone, and I am sorry that I did so. I meant to express my appreciation for this collection, and I clearly did so very clumsily.
At least the Oreo one is made for sucking…
for some reason i can’t get the theme from “Shaft” out of my head
I’d definitely give that bookmark to a pastor’s wife.
I’ll show you my pocket dinosaur if you show me yours.
Penii status update:
bookmark peen -gone to Etsy no mans land
salt & pecker set -sold
Glee weenie-to Etsy never never land
Infected Rapunzel -also evaporated into the Etsy ether.
The madewithloveandspit shop ( Dino) has very nice finger puppets.
Ya know,if they added a vibrating piece to the pocket dinosaur,I bet it would sell nicely at the porn shops. But then again,it would be difficult to clean.
Clearly the Rapunzel pendant is really modeled after the Dinky Digger and has nothing whatsoever to do with Rapunzel.
Here’s the two side by side: http://i415.photobucket.com/albums/pp238/sticksandtunes/Regretsy/rapunzelisdinky.jpg?t=1287696705
Okay, I suppose you could make it relate to Rapunzel if you rewrite the story to include her obsession with German-made vibrators.
Hilarious post! I bet the bookmark lady realised the resemblence, she would have never thought of pastor’s wife otherwise!
Well, I’m glad there is no residue in the salt shaker…
Fuzzy pocket dinosaur! Finally, a new euphemism for my penis!
that rapunzel pendant would look great on a pearl necklace.
Salt and pepper? You brought her!
gee crafters what have we told you 1000 times or more about using flesh colored putty/yarn/glass/ etc…
Oh! I need a new dickmark!
What’s the point of using an abbreviation if you are going to write out or say the full thing anyway? Isn’t an abbreviation supposed to save time, not add to it? SMH (shaking my head)
From now on, when everybody asks if I’m pregnant, I’m going to say, “Nope, I was just playing with my husband’s fuzzy pocket dinosaur”.
I’m trying really hard to see a penis in the Glee lolly, but all I see is poo. I will have a drink and try again.
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