This reminds me of one of my favorite audio tracks ever. Click the player below, and make sure you have the sound way up if you’re at work.
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I love this. Deeply.
Back in my day, those were called baseball caps, not “trucker caps” and back then, we made our own buttplugs, we didn’t buy them in no fancy buttplug store.
Kids these days getting trucker hats with buttplug logos. Yeah, that’ll make you popular in the truck stop parking lot…
I don’t think I’ve ever had so much fun turning up my speakers. People came over from two offices away! =D
Is that Anthony Cumia from Opie and Anthony on XM 202? I love lil Jimmy Norton too!!
i didn’t know that was what a butt plug looked like…if i saw that, i would have thought it was some weird alien symbol thing
i have heard of ‘em, just never used one!
that audio was funny.
My husband just asked, “Is that a little pine tree?”
At least I don’t have to worry about what he’s up to on the weekends…
All I can say is thank you for that audio!!!
Huh. Here I thought it was a lava lamp.
wait you mean they make butt plugs that small?
I thought a tabletop microphone myself; yeah, I’m old and damned straight-laced.
the sad thing is I had customers who communicated on more or less this level back in my CS/inside sales days…
Bahahahah, love the audio clip.
Only other item in the BlancheandRico shop is a funky vagoo,for getaways-to the prison of course.
Buttplug huh? I smell Regretsy bait BlancheandRicoSuave.
Someone on Etsy needs to make a line of butt-plug-shaped automobile air fresheners. Seriously.
then someone else could upcycle them as earrings.
Yep, I thought table microphone, too.
I’m no fun.
Finally. Something with which I can express my undying love for buttplugs!
Makes me regret not being a trucker.
I’ve heard the buttplug track many times before, it still brings me to tears of laughter.
ROFLMFAO….’is it some kind of receptacle?’
Uh, no. It goes INTO one…..
What exactly happens on these ‘prison field trips’?
Oh, never mind . . .
Oh gawd…I cannot stop laughing at the audio clip. Considering I spent part of my day at the urgent care center and will now be taking horse-pills for a week, I really *really* needed this.
I just keep imagining the older, helpful-but-a-little-gruff guys at our hardware store trying to figure out what this caller wants and bouncing the call around to different people.
Oh, and I thought it was an outline of a funky 60s chair on the hat. The orange and white colors just add to the retro look.
Who references ‘family reunion’ and ‘butt plug’ in the same thought?
And why aren’t they at my family reunions?
BUTT. PLUG. BUTT. PLUG. BUTT. PLUG.
repeat, forever. thank you.
I think I just found my next ringtone.
I read that as “one size FISTS all.” Well it makes sense, doesn’t it? Sort of?
I’ve often thought the generic silhouette FB gives people (who haven’t posted a profile picture) looks like a buttplug. Well, not *often,* but on occasion.
I want to go on this Prison Field Trip. Sounds great.
I played the audio clip for the DH. We ROFLed. For once I found something online that he hadn’t already seen or heard. Besides the knitting shops and vintage blogs, which he blissfully ignores.
Oh, and he thought the hat was sporting a small pine tree, too.
(to the tune of Rawhide)
Butt plug, butt plug, butt plug
Keep those butt plugs plugging
Lends a whole new level of meaning to that Bowling for Soup song, “Trucker Hat”.
Upped the volume, but I’m a telecommuter. No one around to hear it but me.
*his play again*
Alright, who bought it? Fess up!
OMG. They also have a Fifi Faux Vagina disguised as a toy dog.
Lets see Ashton Kutcher rock this hat
For the person who asked, yeah, that’s Anthony. Years ago, Opie and Anthony were on a rock radio station out of Boston, MA, and this was one of their most popular bits.
This bit was included on a charity album called Opie and Anthony’s Demented World. If you look around, I’m sure you can still find copies online somewhere. There’s a lot of great stuff on there.
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#14 Buttplug airfreshener FTW
I just saw a LA Laker Jersey air freshener… What does that smell like, a sweaty black man?!
I LOVE it, alot. Is this ManCow????
So funny that was posted. My hubby and I use the term “buttplug” as an idiom for when we’ve had an experience wherein someone we were talking to consistently couldn’t understand what we were saying.
HA!! That sounds a lot like Mike Rowe to me. Which makes it much, much funnier than it already was.
that audio clip just made my hole weak
Awesome audio! That should be on everyone’s list of 1000 things you need to listen to before you die.
p.s. wouldn’t it be wonderful if we could get #regretsybuttplug to trend on twitter <<feels an evil plan coming on
I love short descriptions. NO bulshit, short and nice, straight to the point – Family reunions and prison field trips.
But he did forget to mention it would make a sexy halloween costume!
“What’s that symbol on yer hat mean? Is that some kinda club?”
“Mommy, I want a orange popsicle hat too!”
How the hell did the caller NOT burst out laughing at “Is it like a receptacle you’re talking about?”.
remember DO NOT wear this to any truck stop in the middle of nowhere in the dead of night next to a bar
I find myself wishing it just had a butt plug glued on the top of the hat…with a little propeller on the tip. shit….maybe I could sell that!
As if truckers weren’t already a tad creepy.
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