BUTTPLUG
This reminds me of one of my favorite audio tracks ever. Click the player below, and make sure you have the sound way up if you’re at work.
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October 13, 2010 at 4:34 pm
I love this. Deeply.
October 13, 2010 at 4:34 pm
Back in my day, those were called baseball caps, not “trucker caps” and back then, we made our own buttplugs, we didn’t buy them in no fancy buttplug store.
*muttering*
Kids these days getting trucker hats with buttplug logos. Yeah, that’ll make you popular in the truck stop parking lot…
October 13, 2010 at 4:36 pm
I don’t think I’ve ever had so much fun turning up my speakers. People came over from two offices away! =D
October 13, 2010 at 4:39 pm
Is that Anthony Cumia from Opie and Anthony on XM 202? I love lil Jimmy Norton too!!
October 13, 2010 at 4:40 pm
i didn’t know that was what a butt plug looked like…if i saw that, i would have thought it was some weird alien symbol thing
i have heard of ‘em, just never used one!
BUTT PLUG!!
BUTT PLUG!!!!
that audio was funny.
October 13, 2010 at 4:40 pm
ROFLMAO!! ::dies::
October 13, 2010 at 4:42 pm
My husband just asked, “Is that a little pine tree?”
At least I don’t have to worry about what he’s up to on the weekends…
October 13, 2010 at 4:48 pm
All I can say is thank you for that audio!!!
October 13, 2010 at 4:50 pm
Huh. Here I thought it was a lava lamp.
October 13, 2010 at 4:50 pm
wait you mean they make butt plugs that small?
October 13, 2010 at 4:52 pm
I thought a tabletop microphone myself; yeah, I’m old and damned straight-laced.
October 13, 2010 at 4:53 pm
the sad thing is I had customers who communicated on more or less this level back in my CS/inside sales days…
October 13, 2010 at 4:55 pm
Bahahahah, love the audio clip.
Only other item in the BlancheandRico shop is a funky vagoo,for getaways-to the prison of course.
Buttplug huh? I smell Regretsy bait BlancheandRicoSuave.
October 13, 2010 at 4:56 pm
Someone on Etsy needs to make a line of butt-plug-shaped automobile air fresheners. Seriously.
then someone else could upcycle them as earrings.
October 13, 2010 at 5:05 pm
Yep, I thought table microphone, too.
I’m no fun.
October 13, 2010 at 5:06 pm
Finally. Something with which I can express my undying love for buttplugs!
October 13, 2010 at 5:18 pm
Makes me regret not being a trucker.
October 13, 2010 at 5:24 pm
I’ve heard the buttplug track many times before, it still brings me to tears of laughter.
October 13, 2010 at 5:37 pm
ROFLMFAO….’is it some kind of receptacle?’
Uh, no. It goes INTO one…..
October 13, 2010 at 5:39 pm
What exactly happens on these ‘prison field trips’?
Oh, never mind . . .
October 13, 2010 at 5:39 pm
Oh gawd…I cannot stop laughing at the audio clip. Considering I spent part of my day at the urgent care center and will now be taking horse-pills for a week, I really *really* needed this.
I just keep imagining the older, helpful-but-a-little-gruff guys at our hardware store trying to figure out what this caller wants and bouncing the call around to different people.
Oh, and I thought it was an outline of a funky 60s chair on the hat. The orange and white colors just add to the retro look.
October 13, 2010 at 5:43 pm
Who references ‘family reunion’ and ‘butt plug’ in the same thought?
And why aren’t they at my family reunions?
October 13, 2010 at 5:52 pm
BUTT. PLUG. BUTT. PLUG. BUTT. PLUG.
repeat, forever. thank you.
October 13, 2010 at 6:06 pm
I think I just found my next ringtone.
October 13, 2010 at 6:27 pm
I read that as “one size FISTS all.” Well it makes sense, doesn’t it? Sort of?
October 13, 2010 at 6:34 pm
I’ve often thought the generic silhouette FB gives people (who haven’t posted a profile picture) looks like a buttplug. Well, not *often,* but on occasion.
October 13, 2010 at 7:28 pm
Buttplug!
I want to go on this Prison Field Trip. Sounds great.
October 13, 2010 at 7:29 pm
I played the audio clip for the DH. We ROFLed. For once I found something online that he hadn’t already seen or heard. Besides the knitting shops and vintage blogs, which he blissfully ignores.
Oh, and he thought the hat was sporting a small pine tree, too.
October 13, 2010 at 7:49 pm
(to the tune of Rawhide)
Butt plug, butt plug, butt plug
Keep those butt plugs plugging
Prolapsed!!!
October 13, 2010 at 8:28 pm
Lends a whole new level of meaning to that Bowling for Soup song, “Trucker Hat”.
October 14, 2010 at 5:36 am
Upped the volume, but I’m a telecommuter. No one around to hear it but me.
*his play again*
October 14, 2010 at 5:40 am
Alright, who bought it? Fess up!
October 14, 2010 at 5:47 am
OMG. They also have a Fifi Faux Vagina disguised as a toy dog.
http://www.etsy.com/listing/58223677/fifi-faux-vagina
October 14, 2010 at 7:56 am
Lets see Ashton Kutcher rock this hat
October 14, 2010 at 8:41 am
For the person who asked, yeah, that’s Anthony. Years ago, Opie and Anthony were on a rock radio station out of Boston, MA, and this was one of their most popular bits.
This bit was included on a charity album called Opie and Anthony’s Demented World. If you look around, I’m sure you can still find copies online somewhere. There’s a lot of great stuff on there.
October 14, 2010 at 10:07 am
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October 14, 2010 at 10:15 am
I LOVE it, alot. Is this ManCow????
October 14, 2010 at 10:44 am
So funny that was posted. My hubby and I use the term “buttplug” as an idiom for when we’ve had an experience wherein someone we were talking to consistently couldn’t understand what we were saying.
October 14, 2010 at 11:29 am
HA!! That sounds a lot like Mike Rowe to me. Which makes it much, much funnier than it already was.
October 14, 2010 at 12:50 pm
that audio clip just made my hole weak
October 14, 2010 at 12:53 pm
Awesome audio! That should be on everyone’s list of 1000 things you need to listen to before you die.
October 14, 2010 at 12:54 pm
p.s. wouldn’t it be wonderful if we could get #regretsybuttplug to trend on twitter
<<feels an evil plan coming on
October 14, 2010 at 1:02 pm
I love short descriptions. NO bulshit, short and nice, straight to the point – Family reunions and prison field trips.
But he did forget to mention it would make a sexy halloween costume!
October 14, 2010 at 1:37 pm
“What’s that symbol on yer hat mean? Is that some kinda club?”
“Yeah, buttplugclub.”
“What?”
“buttplugclub”
What?
October 14, 2010 at 2:09 pm
“Mommy, I want a orange popsicle hat too!”
October 14, 2010 at 2:55 pm
How the hell did the caller NOT burst out laughing at “Is it like a receptacle you’re talking about?”.
October 14, 2010 at 3:14 pm
remember DO NOT wear this to any truck stop in the middle of nowhere in the dead of night next to a bar
October 14, 2010 at 4:32 pm
I find myself wishing it just had a butt plug glued on the top of the hat…with a little propeller on the tip. shit….maybe I could sell that!
October 14, 2010 at 5:05 pm
As if truckers weren’t already a tad creepy.