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HOW TO PICK A MEMORABLE SHOP NAME

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48 comments on HOW TO PICK A MEMORABLE SHOP NAME

  1. rumi monger
    October 12, 2010 at 4:21 pm

    my guess is this business is tied to an alimony settlement.

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  2. Orlana
    October 12, 2010 at 4:23 pm

    “Kuntface are all original garments made from mostly recycled materials.”

    Well, they are right to call themselves “kuntface” considering everything in the shop, minus this delightful shirt is neither original or handmade.

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  3. Menopausalmaniac
    October 12, 2010 at 4:25 pm

    Her mother must be so proud that she used the family name for her new business!

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  4. WhyLikeThis
    October 12, 2010 at 4:27 pm

    it is a wholly appropriate name, considering that nothing about this shop is actually a good idea

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  5. piperanasazi
    October 12, 2010 at 4:30 pm

    It’s a British thing – calling you kunt is term of endearment

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  6. piperanasazi
    October 12, 2010 at 4:36 pm

    Google it – kunts

    Search Results:
    1. KUNTS
    The Kuwait Union for new teachers are a social and professional organisation for expats living in kuwait,saudi arabia and dubai.

    Yeah . . . I see your point. – HK

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  7. Qui
    October 12, 2010 at 4:48 pm

    And if one of the t-shirts is mispelled to read ‘knutface’, well, it’s equally funny!

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  8. catherder
    October 12, 2010 at 4:54 pm

    I want to know what the “other” payment option is. I’ve got loads of dryer lint and cat hair, or is that only good for making donkey masks?

    And aren’t you supposed to sell the t-shirts *after* your brand name takes off and becomes the hot new thing?

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  9. piperanasazi
    October 12, 2010 at 4:55 pm
  10. piperanasazi
    October 12, 2010 at 4:57 pm

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  11. trousers rolled
    October 12, 2010 at 4:58 pm

    Wow, another great gift idea for mom!

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  12. donuthole
    October 12, 2010 at 5:04 pm

    It is pretty kunty to sell factory made garments on a handmade site.

    As for the $27.50 shipping from the U.K. to everywhere else-I can’t think of anything cunty enough.

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  13. mad2physicist
    October 12, 2010 at 5:14 pm

    Given the name ‘kuntface,’ I think we know EXACTLY what the ‘Other’ forms of payment are.

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  14. mrradon
    October 12, 2010 at 5:15 pm

    Maybe she meant “kunst” and misspelled it.

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  15. donuthole
    October 12, 2010 at 5:16 pm

    I should say that the tee shirt is a free shipping item-the $27 shipping is on the many 1 pc fleece suits in the shop.
    I suppose that fee covers shipping from China to the U.K. & then to wherever it’s going.

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  16. I have nothing to add to this conversation, other than I reported the shop because the kigurumi suits are completely NOT handmade.

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  17. Orlana
    October 12, 2010 at 5:27 pm

    #16 Lyme: I reported them, too. Hopefully Etsy will take this shop down unlike the one I reported several days ago that’s reselling body jewelry from another online business.

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  18. Black Ice
    October 12, 2010 at 5:38 pm

    Classy

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  19. Wilma Fingerdoo
    October 12, 2010 at 5:44 pm

    Cunt spelled with a “k” sends off red flags just like when I see crab soup spelled with a “k” while on vacation. A rash and some vomiting are sure to follow…

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  20. donuthole
    October 12, 2010 at 5:51 pm

    They might have more luck with an ‘I<3 Kuntinmyface'.

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  21. Grot – The Ghost of Reginald I Perrin
    October 12, 2010 at 5:59 pm

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  22. ScrapMetal
    October 12, 2010 at 6:18 pm

    Well, I can hear it now… “Honey, where did you get the sorta cute Halloween costumes for the kids?” “Oh, from the Etsy shop Kuntface.” “Really? And nothing for me?”

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  23. Nico
    October 12, 2010 at 6:35 pm

    An utterly terrible Regretsy Haiku:

    Time to sell more crap
    Also, let’s shame our parents
    We’ll call it “Kuntface”

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  24. whimsiclesthenics
    October 12, 2010 at 6:50 pm

    You want me to walk around advertising your profane business name? Phuque that.

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  25. Vile & Evil Debbie Downer (ON DEATH ROW)
    October 12, 2010 at 6:58 pm

    It’s Italian. Pronounced ‘koont-FAH-chay’. Philistines.

    Oh, and it roughly translates to ‘saggy vagina’.

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  26. Patty got abducted by a Steampunk Alien
    October 12, 2010 at 7:15 pm

    If this is the alternative to “duckface”… well, then I pity for our future fuckery models.

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  27. aroseisarose
    October 12, 2010 at 7:17 pm

    It will go perfectly with my Simpsons Skants.

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  28. marymert
    October 12, 2010 at 7:25 pm

    Isn’t it a French company? I thought it was pronounced Coont Fah-say.

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  29. KenriH
    October 12, 2010 at 8:53 pm

    Isn’t Cuntface a Dick Tracy character? I think he was the one that resold other people’s products with his own name without their permission.

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  30. SnarkyDork
    October 12, 2010 at 10:38 pm

    It’s like a birthday present nearly everyday, which I just realised I share with our grand poobah.

    This must be one of those new “name your product after crap” movements.

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  31. sibylla
    October 13, 2010 at 12:52 am

    Appropriately, all the people wearing it look like dicks.

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  32. sibylla
    October 13, 2010 at 12:54 am

    On the flip side, I give them points for their appropriate pricing. I mean, if they were like most of the crappy designers featured here it would cost like $50.

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  33. H.J.D
    October 13, 2010 at 1:59 am

    Lol @ #5. It’s not a British thing, it’s like the only word that still offends people here.

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  34. purple_peacock
    October 13, 2010 at 6:42 am

    Humanity is doomed…please let the aliens destroy us before it gets any worse…

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  35. BillsBayou
    October 13, 2010 at 7:23 am

    I (heart) Sellers who are too fucking stupid to know that a photo of their product should be well lit and in FOCUS!

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  36. and Stretch65 as “The Count”
    October 13, 2010 at 7:57 am

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  37. and Stretch65 as “The Count”
    October 13, 2010 at 7:58 am

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  38. Chrisnyc1213
    October 13, 2010 at 8:35 am

    Somebody’s a big fan of the Sound of Music.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdOhk2MjzPM

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  39. enamy
    October 13, 2010 at 11:15 am

    i’m not gonna lie… i want one.

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  40. HelenaHandbasket
    October 13, 2010 at 12:38 pm

    You might think you like Kuntface, but Dickheads love it best.

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  41. mitte
    October 13, 2010 at 12:41 pm

    Is that the new American Apparel ad?

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  42. MysticPrism
    October 13, 2010 at 1:21 pm

    I think I have this shop name beat. When I first opened up my Etsy store, I didn’t know that the “username” was going to be my permanent shop name. I chose my husband’s email address of Sanchezism as the username. I also didn’t realize that Sanchezism had a definition to it that took me a VERY long time to get pushed off of the front page of search results.

    Sanchezism – (sän-chĕz-ĭz’əm)
    a. (n.) Originally, “Living in a dirty area with a lot of drugies and crackwhores.”

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  43. kateinNH
    October 13, 2010 at 1:34 pm

    Well, too bad the kunt-shirt sold because she’s got an overabundance of loosely fitting shit-bags for sale to match it.

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  44. The Blue Kraken
    October 13, 2010 at 3:03 pm

    WOW lol that IS memorable.. but i also love how it seems all the items are either not remotely hand made or copyright infringements.. way to go kuntface :D

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  45. smemilyanne
    October 13, 2010 at 5:53 pm

    I also reported the seller as all of her “handmade” stuff from “recycled” materials is available at http://www.kigurumi-store.com/shop/index.php?main_page=product_info&products_id=186

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  46. Bluntress
    October 13, 2010 at 9:56 pm

    I hate people (like them) who doesn’t even hand make their damn items and sell them on etsy!

    (oops, Just noticed this has already been mentioned above lmao) Damn, I thought I had awesome PI skillz. :)

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  47. Bluntress
    October 13, 2010 at 9:57 pm
  48. invaderhorizongreen
    October 14, 2010 at 3:19 pm

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