Drunk Crafting

“I call this hat, ‘Magical Rainbow Explosion”. I am the model because I am the only person I would trust with such a task. The unicorn is an actual unicorn that I saw wandering through a magical meadow, I drew the picture as fast as I possibly could and hope I captured the true innocence of the majestic creature. The clouds are made from actual clouds. I prayed for months for low cloud cover and captured the clouds in a magical vile. Luckily, I was able to keep them on here, on this hat. The rainbow is made from yarn that I spun on a spinning wheel out of rainbow fibers. It was a long and tedious process, but I managed to get the yarn just the way I like it. I added the word “Magic!” because this hat is simply that: Magic. I hope you like it.”
- Mitchell

“Inspired by your suggestion of drinking and lacking construction paper I made my hat out of beer boxes. Actually, I’m sure there’s construction paper around here. I was just too drunk to look for it.”
- Jeff

- Keipp

“I think I missed a step.”
- Marisa

- Kym

“It says Marry Me April (in Iowa) because Iowa is the closest state to me that supports gay marriage. Materials: Aluminum foil, toilet paper, sharpies, love, ponies, and rape.”
- Niki

- Mary

“I didn’t have construction paper, but I felt the oversized graph paper made for a nice counted-cross-stitch vibe. Per the instructions, I have decorated my holiday-themed hat with Christmas Balls. Apparently I am also incapable of measuring my own head accurately.”
- Cathy

“OPPPS. strrted drikilng 2 sooomn”
- Neo Midwife

NEXT: Third place entries

25 comments on Drunk Crafting

leftfoot
October 2, 2010 at 4:48 pm

The man in #3 looks like he’s thinking “i’d better be allowed to put it in the butt for this”.

+25

Grot – The Ghost of Reginald I Perrin
October 2, 2010 at 4:50 pm

Regretsy – The Drinking Game

+15

razberries
October 2, 2010 at 4:51 pm

the dude with the feathers is priceless

+13

leftfoot
October 2, 2010 at 4:53 pm

Can someone please do a “men of regretsy” calendar?

…Please?

+61

hamoza
October 2, 2010 at 4:54 pm

Par-tay poeple!

I’m especially lovin’ the HighLife piece as a fine example of folk art with the right amount of attitude.

+31

serellie
October 2, 2010 at 4:55 pm

Bonus: anal beads!

+14

hamoza
October 2, 2010 at 4:55 pm

the last one, neomidwife-I don’t even

+14

leftfoot
October 2, 2010 at 4:56 pm

Oh holy shit! Niki can do the one eye thing too. I like to call it my sexy look, but I can move one eye around and leave the other one still. It’s sooooo hot.

Jea
October 2, 2010 at 4:57 pm

marisa almost made me pee with her caption.

+16

sorlenna
October 2, 2010 at 4:57 pm

Peacock feather. Lots of alcohol. *pours envy at this crew*

Jea
October 2, 2010 at 4:58 pm

some people totally didn’t follow the directions at all. you’re fired from drunk crafting

Jea
October 2, 2010 at 4:58 pm

(((jealous)))

geektastic
October 2, 2010 at 4:59 pm

Is neomidwife out of booze and trying to sniff Elmer’s?

trousers rolled
October 2, 2010 at 5:00 pm

Haha! Love the muffin paper thingy fascinator!

#2 Grot — great idea! What are the rules, I’m ready to go! In fact, I’ve already started.

leftfoot
October 2, 2010 at 5:07 pm

Mitchell is brave posing in that in front of the open window and all.

+10

Yarnbarney
October 2, 2010 at 5:16 pm

Zounds…. we all need to drink and make craft projects *together* way more often. This is the funniest shit I’ve seen all day!

+12

turnaround
October 2, 2010 at 5:17 pm

I love this place.

+12

sorlenna
October 2, 2010 at 5:18 pm

…and Niki’s has the added benefit of protecting her brain from alien mind-reading rays.

+10

Mistletoe
October 2, 2010 at 5:18 pm

I am srsly offended by youre “drunk crafting” ideal. Its blateant discriminashun against the sober. It all starts with a WAH.

+16

EmilyStranger
October 2, 2010 at 5:20 pm

Whoa! Wait a sec.
Looks like some one else owns a copy of Crafts For Retarded.
Check out the hand / foot print and stars wall paper behind the penis balloon animal champions. WIN!