PEDOBEAR by Christina
“At least one of my housemates loves this and insists we put this out on the porch for the trick-or-treaters. My other housemate kind of stared at me without saying anything and shut the door to his room.”
SPOCK FEEDING TIME by Jenni
THE WORLD FAMOUS CHILD CANDY-FEEDER HAT by Cathy
URL CELEBRATES HALLOWEEN by Julie
“Here is my pumpkin. It features Url presenting a milkymilky necklace to the Poncho Chicken.
P.C. is wearing the clown jar mask ’cause it’s Halloween.”
PUMPKIN BALACLAVA by Rae
“When this is all over, we plan on eating this fucker.”
WHAT? IT’S A PEACE SYMBOL by Katie
“My pumpkin is all about peace. Native American peace symbols, knit masks and namaste.”
And the number one grand prize winning pumpkin is . . .
HOUSE OF WHIMSICAL FUCKERY by Lacey
“Everything you see inside of this pumpkin was made by me, inspired by all of you whimsical fuckers. I made this happen in my drunken artistic ability.”
There is so much fuckery going on in this pumpkin I can’t even find all the references. I see the Edward and Bella flowerpots at the top, The Mother Of All 9/11 Posts, cut-out cat, the Halloween door, the teddy bear hanger with unfortunate hook placement, the God Box and I even see a nod to this hat contest entry.
Inside, I see the gumball clown and the hamburger pillows, but I don’t know what the babies are on the couch. I’m also not sure what’s going on in front of the house. I recognize the lawn goose, but all the other stuff is a mystery to me. Let me know what you find.
This is really spectacular, as are all of the entries. I never cease to be amazed at the amount of effort you people put into these things. It’s mind boggling. If you worked this hard at getting a job, maybe you’d stop being such a drain on our society. Just putting that out there.
Over 60 of the best entries are now available for viewing in this Flickr set. Happy Halloween, and thanks to all who entered!