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From the Mailbag

From: Lauren

I was flipping through the September issue of Z!NK Magazine the other day and was hit with a face full of Fuckery. In one of their editorials, someone had styled a cardigan as a Skant.

It was a good thing I was in the bathroom at the time, because I almost shit myself when I saw it.

Thanks for all you do to keep me in the loop.

From: Christie

I found this on the side of the road today and thank God Jesus blessed me with a backyard to put it in.

It is a carpet Jesus with his friends of all races. I see Betty White in there too.

Mounted onto wood with a place for a light bulb in the back- we are scared to plug it in though.


From: Camille

I came across the Lollipop prom dress a few minutes ago and I realized, completely coincidentally, that one of my friends just had a photo shoot of yarn heads. She knows nothing of regretsy or etsy or anything. I feel dirty for knowing someone who could think this shit up.



THE MEN WHO LOOK AT GOATSE:

From: Beth

From: Lindsey

From: Miriam

From: Kim

Thanks a lot. I can’t even look at my daughters vacation bible school craft without seeing Goatse.

From: xyzzy

Full article here.

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Past Doo





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Hurlesque

Nothing makes me more whimsically playful in the boudoir than wearing dog shit on my tits and vomiting on myself.

BONER ACHIEVED

UPDATE:

This seller is completely awesome.

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Leonardo Da Stinky

You know how when you were a kid and you laid in the grass looking up at the clouds, and you saw circus animals and bunnies and things? Well, this is a lot like that, except the sky is a diaper, and the bunnies are globs of baby shit, and you’re a fucking idiot.