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Number 7: Posted on 10/9/2009

If I wanted something covered with cum and gold eyeshadow, I’d steal Adam Lambert’s hoody.

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Trivia: This post is the reason I limited comments to 500 characters. The artist who created this piece attempted to post a 1000 word response, and at that point I say get your own fucking blog.

If you have any No-Doze and an appetite for utter bullshit here’s the comment that never posted.

First misconception about my ART… I’m a female artist. I use male models obviously, for the “shot.”

I don’t necessarily think watercolors of flowers are interesting…. I also don’t even appreciate abstract art much. I think taking a picture but then selling 5,000 PRINTS of it, kinda destroys the original art of the photograph itself…. I equate a lot of art today with crocheted toilet paper cozies grandma makes. But do I personally say that out loud to various artists? “Ohhhh, thats not art.”

No, because it IS all art. It just may not be what I get off on. And thats whats COOL about ART..some is going to affect you and some is going to bore you.

You are all sitting around discussing what IS and ISNT art. Art is simply creation… theres a lot of forms of it. Kids with crayons, ladies with pottery class, guys welding, someone cooking… soap carving… and yeah, even crocheted toilet paper cozy. Art isnt for other people, it is for the person making it. They are CREATING. music or poetry or sculpture… that act of creation IS ART.

A bunch of fucking twats sitting around on a message board freaking out because there is sperm splattered on a canvas?

#1 its not that radical. Its been done many times before. By “famous” artists and everyday artists. Does this mean it lacks value? because its been done before? Does that mean ANYTHING thats been done before is blase? They might want to take a look at what type of art THEY are creating. I bet its been done before too.

#2 No, you cant catch anything from it. Anyone that thinks you can, is a DANGEROUS MORON.

#3 Yes, its real cum shots. I cant vouch for every guys technique as I did not witness all 10 – but I requested that they shoot ACROSS the board and well…save it up for a a day or two if need be. I did witness many of them and you know what? It was fun. Sex is fun. It was hot, sometimes it was funny – there was laughter, there were GREAT HEALTHY discussions about sex. I love that kinda stuff.

#4 Anyone that says, “eww disgusting” I’ll bet those are typical bitches that have sex with the lights off, “don’t touch my hair!” and “do I look fat in this?” who read Cosmo for lame ass sex tips and have too many cats or angel figurines at home. And GOD FORBID, if sperm was to TOUCH their hair or face or mouth. Those are the same girls that dole out oral sex to their boyfriends only one “special occassions.” Girls, we know EXACTLY WHO/WHAT YOU ARE. People that say, “ewww” to sex are uptight, WEIRD people. Those are the girls that get mad if their boyfriend looks at porn. “Ohhh but I should be ENOUGH for him, he shouldnt need to look at those magazines!” wahhhh boohoo Those are lame ass girls – their opinion, quite frankly, doesn’t count. Neither do the opinions of racists or homophobes.

#5 I did this because I WANTED to. I ENJOYED it. An obviously anticipated bonus of doing something out of the ordinary is the REACTION – which creates PUBLICITY. For the silly twats saying, “ewww eww” – you are only providing me as an artist with more attention. I don’t make art for that reason, but yeah, its certainly exciting to be noticed. Thats a basic human reaction.

PS: You know what really makes me wonder…. I see they are STILL sitting around and to comment about this. They have spent TIME thinking about this, looking at the photos, making comments. Doesnt that seem like hypocracy? Saying you are totally disgusted by something, but you cant stop looking at it and talking about it? Kinda like homophobes that are secretly harboring gay thoughts? (They’ve done studies where they measure arousal of people that are MAJOR homophobes, and those SAME guys were all showing arousal when exposed to gay porn. Gives you something to think about… these girls getting all steamed up about a cum shot painted onto a board. Ladies, GET LAID. Loosen up a bit and you wont have to spend all your lonely hours in front of a computer getting all infuriated about my cum art. LOL

Anyways, WE…as a community, should be ENCOURAGING ARTistic Expression. not denigrating it. When a child draws with a crayon, we say, “Ohh thats beautiful!” and we hang it on the fridge. When our partner tries to make us dinner and some gets a little burned, we smile and eat it and say, “I think its GREAT, thank you!” When someone decides to take up pottery or photography, we ENCOURAGE them. I may think its the ugliest stupidest pinch pot in the world, but someone used their hands to CREATE. That is a lovely beautiful thing. Whatever you make, keep on making it. Art Expression fills the world with POSITIVE LOVE.

Lets spread POSITIVE motivating encouragement to the world…. Have some class – your momma taught you better. Are you really PROUD that you sit around on message boards dirting someone else creation? That really truly makes you feel good? Or was it a guilty pleasure of anonymously typing small thoughts on a message board…? Hey, I admit that making fun of stupid girls was a small minded pleasure. In this case, they most certainly deserved it… LOL