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Top 10 Favorite Posts of 2009

Number 2: Posted on 12/11/2009

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Top 10 Favorite Posts of 2009

Number 3: Posted on 12/18/2009


And here’s what you get at Level 3:


Trivia: This post started this contest.

And here are the results:

Level 3
Level 3.5
Level 4
Level 4.5
Level 5

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Number 4: Posted on 11/18/2009

Okay, what happened here? It looks like her tits caught fire and she tried to put it out with her purse.

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Number 5: Posted on 12/11/2009

If you only know me from this site, then you don’t know about my deep and abiding love of bizarre music. So it’s with a huge boner that I present the first audio Regretsy, River of Love by Varga.

I would describe Varga as a cross between a drunken David Byrne, and Lou Reed with a head injury. I predict big things for this guy, who really knows his way around a Casio.

I have given you three excerpts from this CD; 15 tracks of fucking awesome which I purchased and downloaded faster than the drum track on almost everything.*

First up, Love Train.

Listen to

I am especially intrigued by a synthesized cat sound that comes in at the :08 mark, and appears again every seven or eight seconds.

Next up, I Am the Enemy.

Listen to

I Am the Enemy asks the question, “Who is the enemy?”, thereby ruining the surprise ending. More importantly, this showcases Varga’s uncanny multi-tracking, making you think for just a moment that there are two enemies.

And finally, Only Love.

Listen to

Listen carefully for the subtle sound effect at the :17 mark.

I urge you to go and buy River of Love immediately, if only to play without comment during Christmas dinner, thereby cutting the evening short, and allowing you to get back to your porn.

*I actually purchased this from CD Baby to insure I could download it immediately, and not have to wait by the mailbox like Greyfriars Bobby.