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Your Dream Was Asking For It

- Anniversary T-shirt
- Anniversary mousepad
- Anniversary mug
- Anniversary tote

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33 comments on Your Dream Was Asking For It

  1. HelenaHandbasket
    September 28, 2010 at 11:36 am

    As a devout mormom follower, I will don this each time I undertake my missionary position.

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  2. butts lol
    September 28, 2010 at 11:40 am

    My dream wasn’t wearing THAT short of a skirt!

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  3. WhyLikeThis
    September 28, 2010 at 11:40 am

    WHOOOOOOOT!

    that’s all.
    just, whoot!

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  4. hamoza
    September 28, 2010 at 11:40 am

    Rape me ounce,shame on you.
    Rape me twice, shame on me.
    Rape me three times & it’s a Regretsy party.
    There is no shame in that, only proceeds.

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  5. BillsBayou
    September 28, 2010 at 11:42 am

    Your dream is ugly and should have welcomed the attention.

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  6. Wilma Fingerdoo
    September 28, 2010 at 11:44 am

    In my dreams, the song “rape me” is being sung by Richard Cheese with Varga as a back up singer.

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  7. whimsiclesthenics
    September 28, 2010 at 11:45 am

    Your dream should just lie back and think of Artfire.

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  8. Travelgrrl
    September 28, 2010 at 11:47 am

    Hideja kids, they’re raping your dreams!

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  9. The Often-Crappy Crafter
    September 28, 2010 at 11:48 am

    Well, my dream DID look like a giant hairy cooter… and it WAS hanging from the back of my truck…

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  10. colormekelley
    September 28, 2010 at 11:49 am

    Is that why I was itchy when I woke up this morning?

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  11. Wilma Fingerdoo
    September 28, 2010 at 11:52 am

    Kudos on the Anniversary logo!
    It looks so official- like something that won the “best taste” award.
    It would look mighty fine on some chocolate-covered bacon or some macaronic and cheese.

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  12. KittyPrawn
    September 28, 2010 at 12:00 pm

    It’s not rape if you yell surprise?

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  13. Patty got abducted by a Steampunk Alien
    September 28, 2010 at 12:00 pm

    I’m going to keep buying tote bags till my “to the grocery store” collection is nothing but Regretsy-themed.

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  14. leftfoot
    September 28, 2010 at 12:06 pm

    My dream is a slut.

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  15. pplrdum
    September 28, 2010 at 12:10 pm

    on this site though it’s more like a gang bang. (that way it’s more like a party!)

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  16. Grot – The Ghost of Reginald I Perrin
    September 28, 2010 at 12:38 pm

    Where are the hands around the logo making it Goetsy?

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  17. and Stretch65 as “The Count”
    September 28, 2010 at 12:50 pm

    I will provide raping of dream to best of my artistic abillity in helping you become center of most fine gossip.

    EAT THAT VARGA!!

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  18. purple_peacock
    September 28, 2010 at 12:52 pm

    It’s not rape, it’s sex our dreams never knew they wanted!

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  19. latte_grande
    September 28, 2010 at 12:58 pm

    This makes my heart smile.

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  20. Black Ice
    September 28, 2010 at 1:11 pm

    I must have one! *-*

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  21. Buzzkill Crying Glitter Eagle
    September 28, 2010 at 2:06 pm

    I’d tattoo that on my cooter, if I didn’t already have a tattoo on my cooter…

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  22. The Blue Kraken
    September 28, 2010 at 2:11 pm

    wannnnt *grabby hands* :D the only thing that would make this better is Trogdor the burninator from homestar runner cartoons helping rape and pillage some dreams… and kill things with fire

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  23. Late2Serenity
    September 28, 2010 at 2:49 pm

    Oh yes, I must have it all, and I must have it now!!

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  24. razberries
    September 28, 2010 at 3:13 pm

    I said “NO” but you know I *really* meant “yes”

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  25. mad2physicist
    September 28, 2010 at 3:53 pm

    Has this email ever been featured on this site? Because it sounds like it could be quite entertaining.

    Yes, I posted my favorite hate mail on the site yesterday: http://www.regretsy.com/2010/09/27/my-favorite-butthurt/ – HK

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  26. invaderhorizongreen
    September 28, 2010 at 4:23 pm

    awesome i may get one to let the world know yes i visit and take part in this site

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  27. DamnitsGlam
    September 28, 2010 at 5:17 pm

    Nice!

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  28. cattiekit
    September 28, 2010 at 5:21 pm

    At craft fairs, I routinely sit near somebody who needs his/her dream mercifully given a hot shot.

    But I guess most of them require a Regretsy ‘rape’ to *really* make it sink in.

    We craft people are just too *polite*.

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  29. cattiekit
    September 28, 2010 at 5:24 pm

    And, yes – I mean *polite* as trying hard not to stare and break into laughter. ;>)

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  30. cattiekit
    September 28, 2010 at 5:26 pm

    Not to mention pointing fingers while rolling on the floor while convulsed with hilarity.

    Maybe I should just get one of these t-shirts and just stand in front of them. Would *that* be too cruel? ;>)

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  31. WhyLikeThis
    September 28, 2010 at 5:45 pm

    @ #30 cattiekit:
    no
    regrettably it would be too subtle

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  32. Nasty, Mean Sprited, Vile & Evil Debbie Downer (ILLGEAL)
    September 28, 2010 at 5:52 pm

    Grot – The Ghost of Reginald I Perrin, you are absolutely right. One minor addition, and… WAH-LAHH!

    mad2physicist, the email where HK was accused of raping her dream was in the ‘My Favorite Butthurt’ post. Highly entertaining shit.

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  33. Grot – The Ghost of Reginald I Perrin
    September 29, 2010 at 11:53 am

    @ #32 The Law Firm of Nasty et. al. -
    Thank you for making up for my lack of Photoshop talent. I feel safer knowing there are other sick minds in the Universe working to please Mistress Killer.

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