Countdown: Top 10 Favorite Posts of 2009
As of today, there are over 1200 posts on Regretsy, and I’m too feeble minded to look through all of them again. Instead, I’m giving you my 10 favorite posts of 2009. These were all posted within the first two months of the site’s existence.
I’m deliberately excluding things that are also in the book, because you should have bought that by now. And by the way, royalties for any book bought through the Amazon link on the left will be donated to charity (and Amazon will kick in another 5%).
Number 10: Posted on 10/5/2009
You know, maybe if dinosaurs didn’t jack off so much, they wouldn’t be extinct. Just something to think about.
September 27, 2010 at 1:02 pm
I’m blind now and I didn’t even whack off.
September 27, 2010 at 1:08 pm
Well, this at least answers the question ‘What the Hell did the T-Rex use those tiny arms for?’
September 27, 2010 at 1:11 pm
Trannysaurus sex. I’m game.
September 27, 2010 at 1:14 pm
Ceiling Smilodon is watching him masturbate.
September 27, 2010 at 1:15 pm
Ah yes, the tyranno-dong. I remember my first thought being “that’s not anatomically correct” and my second being “I don’t think jizz really looks like that when it comes out (but I have no idea)”.
The internet has made me so nonchalant about these things.
September 27, 2010 at 1:19 pm
THIS IS NOT FUNNY. EXTINCTION IS FOREVER. WHO MOURNS THE DINOSAURS. DO NOT SCREEN CAP THIS.
kthnxbai
September 27, 2010 at 1:20 pm
…makes you wonder what all is exactly in the LaBrea tar Pits.
Dino jizz is as rare as unicorn jizz, but without the rainbow coloring
September 27, 2010 at 1:31 pm
boy, that must have been some huntin’ trip!
September 27, 2010 at 1:42 pm
This is the second time T-Rexs and sex have come up in topics today. Wtf world?
September 27, 2010 at 1:51 pm
That thing must be hard on his back. Wow.
September 27, 2010 at 1:55 pm
Take it easy there, fella, or you’re going to be dino-sore.
September 27, 2010 at 2:14 pm
I really feel that if the ejaculate were the hands of a clock this piece would be worthy of the MOMA.
September 27, 2010 at 2:15 pm
Hooray for the masturbating dinosaur! I love this horrible thing!
September 27, 2010 at 2:17 pm
Hmm which relative would like this for Christmas…
September 27, 2010 at 2:23 pm
Memories… from the darkest corners of my mind… I thought you had died there, but here you are, scaring and confusing the crap out of me again!
Ahhh, I love today!
September 27, 2010 at 2:46 pm
The scary thing is that I know someone who would really, really like this crap.
September 27, 2010 at 4:13 pm
I think dinosaurs, like reptiles, would have cloacas, and not cocks, but what do I know?
September 27, 2010 at 4:37 pm
Ummm, before I grew up, got married and had kids, I probably would have put this on my wall. Hilarious. I <3 you, masturbating dinosaur.
September 27, 2010 at 5:13 pm
Again, as when you first posted this, I have to wonder: who would actually put this up in their home? Apparently someone who is NEVER going to have their parents visit, and who knows NO ONE with children.
September 27, 2010 at 7:46 pm
To paraphrase what it says in the Bible (Genesis 38:9-10): spill your seed and get whacked (per extinction; you know, had to go for the pun.)
September 28, 2010 at 3:04 am
Yeah, I want this in my home. It would make such an awesome conversation piece, just after the stuffed iguana codpiece.
September 28, 2010 at 11:43 am
Oh shit! I’m laughing just as hard this time as the first time I saw this!
Also, MY NOT-SO-VIRGIN EYES!!!
December 5, 2010 at 5:48 pm
Not only is this odd but HotTopic, the large goth retail stores in the mall have taken this design (without the penis)and turned it into a necklace see
http://www.hottopic.com/hottopic/Accessories/Jewelry/Necklaces/TRex-Cameo-Necklace-121345.jsp
The necklace is even in the same burnt orange color.
I know they steal designs because they stole a design from me, i went to the mall and saw my necklace on their rack with a big sticker thatsaid made MAKE IN CHINA on the back.I know it was mine because it even had the marks from my carving tools on it and the same small differneces in measurements as the one i sell in my etsy store. They had mass produced it over seas without my permission. Etsy sellers beware HotTopic needs new styles for the mass made Over seas over priced stores and they are using etsy sellers without their permission. I have contacted HotTopics lawyer and this seller should do the same! Stop screwing the little etsy seller HotTopic!
December 10, 2010 at 10:26 am
Dang, if only the cum was going upwards a little, you could totally sell it as coat hanger! (It would also be a great way to conceal the item when kids or parents come visiting)
August 8, 2011 at 1:52 pm
i seriously got this for my b-day. I am going to hang it above my bed, so he’ll be jerking off while he watches me sleep.