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September 23, 2010 at 1:32 pm
You can tell which one of the Pooh heads is the evil one, because of the vacant, staring eyes.
September 23, 2010 at 1:33 pm
Winnie the Pooh stars in the remake of “The Thing With Two Heads”.
September 23, 2010 at 1:35 pm
Don’t pooh pooh it until you try it-2 heads are better than 1.
September 23, 2010 at 1:35 pm
Haha, love it! Those are plush awesomeness.
September 23, 2010 at 1:37 pm
What no cleft palate bratz dolls??!!
September 23, 2010 at 1:37 pm
I’m rather fond of JackJackceratops and Salt Water Boop
(the result of all that tentacle hentai?).
The Birth of Mickey scares me in ways I can’t even begin to explain…D:
September 23, 2010 at 1:47 pm
My favorite one is the footed Nemo, haha! They look like they BELONG there.
September 23, 2010 at 1:50 pm
I lied. Burger King Kong is my favorite. XDXD
http://www.etsy.com/listing/56149961/burger-king-kong
Oh man. I wish I had the money to drop on this.
September 23, 2010 at 1:53 pm
Am I bad because I really like the first two? That’s some nice-looking embroidery on Pooh. The second two, I’m not so sure. Did you find these on the Island of Misfit Toys?
September 23, 2010 at 1:53 pm
Two heads are better than one for eating huney.
September 23, 2010 at 1:54 pm
The Island of Dr Moreau’s Misfit Toys!
i would so see this movie
better yet, i would go there!
September 23, 2010 at 1:59 pm
Easily the most awesome store of all time!
September 23, 2010 at 2:27 pm
Brilliant concept. The Red Carpet Chupacabra reads”
“The Mary-Kate and Ashley dolls are removable and have been conjoined at the booty.”
Joined at the BOOTY!
http://www.etsy.com/listing/56147012/red-carpet-chupacabra
September 23, 2010 at 2:34 pm
Read the tag. Not remotely crap. Only awesome.
September 23, 2010 at 2:42 pm
I love the Nemo!
On an episode of “iCarly” (the disabled guy loves that show, seriously- for NON-pervy reasons at that!) Spencer dated Carly’s psycho teacher and she put the head of a bear on the body of a pig because those were Spencer’s favorite animals.
But this is way, way cooler!
September 23, 2010 at 2:48 pm
You know, I always wondered what would happen to Sid from the first Toy Story movie when he grew up…. Now I know!
So frakking awesome!
September 23, 2010 at 2:51 pm
I’ve been making these bad boys for years! Never thought to sell them…
Uniduckerfly.
September 23, 2010 at 2:52 pm
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs335.ash2/61554_436738509689_501794689_5249426_2984244_n.jpg
September 23, 2010 at 2:53 pm
#16 – My thoughts exactly.
I’m tempted to attempt my own, now.
September 23, 2010 at 3:09 pm
all sorts of awesome, here.
September 23, 2010 at 3:18 pm
dear regretsy,
thank you for alerting me to the most awesome plush toy collection ever. i regretsy to inform you that i will now be very poor.
-tbe
(this store is full of awesomesauce!)
September 23, 2010 at 3:21 pm
It’s amazing what monstrosities you can get away with when you do it in plush. Plush makes everything better!
But the seller should rememember Dr Frankenstein’s famous words when he went down that dark road: “Thus strangely are our souls constructed, and by such slender ligaments are we tied to prosperity, or ruin!”
I keep that sort of trivia in my head and that’s why I can’t remember we needed milk at the store.
September 23, 2010 at 3:21 pm
POOH looks like abigail and brittany hensel Google images
http://bit.ly/9T2PjQ
September 23, 2010 at 3:32 pm
LIVE DAMN YOU, LIVE!!!!!
September 23, 2010 at 3:42 pm
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September 23, 2010 at 3:43 pm
You know, I think I need more interesting friends. I want this weird stuff for my bday, darnit!!
September 23, 2010 at 3:46 pm
Just checked out his shop; I think my favorites are Toucan Turtle and Double Rainbow Bear.
September 23, 2010 at 3:51 pm
If he makes something with an E.T. doll its mine. MINE.
September 23, 2010 at 3:54 pm
I love these all. I just want to go over to my toddler nephew’s and grab all of his plush toys and transform them for him.
September 23, 2010 at 4:11 pm
Now, instead of selling all the plush toys we’ve been hoarding since the birth of The Child at some yard sale for 5 cents each, I just have to tell her I sold them and then I can create these monstrous masterpieces in my basement, under the cloak of night.
September 23, 2010 at 4:13 pm
to do list:
go to pawn shop
sell bracelets
buy puppy pocks
September 23, 2010 at 4:40 pm
Finally something to do with all those Beanie Babies!
September 23, 2010 at 4:56 pm
I think Tiggercorn has Bugs Bunny’s body.
Which makes it worse, somehow …
September 23, 2010 at 4:56 pm
These are a dream come true, and of course the red-thumb brigade is out to poop on a HAPPY post.
September 23, 2010 at 5:26 pm
YAY!!! “Not remotely crap” hails from my city! Way to go Frankentoys!
We’re having a bit of a creative renaissance here right now; lots of resources for the arts; I’m going to keep my eyes open for “Rachel Peters” next time I’m out and about at an art crawl or festival; her website is pretty cool too – http://rachelpeters.com/ If I see anything fucktastic, I’ll post the pics on Facebook! 
….see, I’ve been trying to tell you that not *all* Canadians are Fucktards!
September 23, 2010 at 6:31 pm
You know, on the Korean drama, “You’re Beautiful”, one of the main characters made a stuffed rabbit with a pig nose.
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l89buofkWb1qd7ql6o1_500.jpg
Adorable but admittedly nowhere near as awesome as the chimera. Which I must now possess.
September 23, 2010 at 6:44 pm
@ #35 – Only the ones west of Quebec!
September 23, 2010 at 8:00 pm
It’s all fun and games until one of your ‘creations’ comes after its creator demanding a mate.
September 23, 2010 at 8:19 pm
So HK, how many did you buy?
September 23, 2010 at 8:21 pm
(that wasn’t meant to be snarky like ‘so, did you support the artist’ but more like ‘how much of your budget did you blow on these irresistible little wonders.’)
I was thinking about buying the Tigger, but it sold pretty fast. – HK
September 23, 2010 at 10:51 pm
Sid has grown up.
September 24, 2010 at 1:10 am
Oooh I want one, I want one!
September 24, 2010 at 1:26 am
They’re tampering in Gund’s domain!
September 24, 2010 at 4:33 am
fun fun fun stuff. Happy Friday Regretsy-land
September 24, 2010 at 6:00 am
As Jonathan Coulton sang in the classic Skullcrusher Mountain:
“I made this half-pony half-monkey monster to please you
But I get the feeling that you don’t like it
What’s with all the screaming?
You like monkeys, you like ponies
Maybe you don’t like monsters so much
Maybe I used too many monkeys
Isn’t it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?”
That said, these are awesome. Too bad the double rainbow bear has been sold; it’s hands-down my favorite.
September 24, 2010 at 10:23 am
Wow! These remind me of these:
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y149/Luxferre/MartyFUBAR.jpg
Which is probably the only worthwhile thing that can be done constructively with Beanie Babies.
September 24, 2010 at 11:03 am
This guy’s an evil genius!
September 24, 2010 at 1:53 pm
jeez- would ur dad’s tigger have had a turn-of-the-century brooklyn accent if tig had had a horn and bugs bunny’s body way back when?
September 24, 2010 at 8:31 pm
I really cannot explain why, but I was inexplicably drawn to I’m With Cupid, and soon she will be mine.
September 24, 2010 at 8:54 pm
I love these!! Too freakin cool
October 2, 2010 at 3:43 pm
Oh my gosh! I am so friggen honored. Thank you regretsy, and thank you commenters! It’s done a world of good for my store.
PS: There are more and cooler Franken Toys coming every week. Ones with wheels and talking parts. And as soon as my ebay plush ET gets delivered, #28 mannequin can jump on it.
Thanks again! SO exciting.
March 19, 2011 at 8:34 am
love your stuff!!!
March 19, 2011 at 8:31 am
ok, glad i’m not the only one to like these toys…i tend to make zombies, weird dolls, witches, amazons, and i LOVE the chimeric toys…i loved the “weird” toys in toy story that were “hybrids”… i really would love all these toys in a sort of tableau with my zombie dolls, creepy creations trying to take over the world, one small play-room at a time.