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You can tell which one of the Pooh heads is the evil one, because of the vacant, staring eyes.
Winnie the Pooh stars in the remake of “The Thing With Two Heads”.
Don’t pooh pooh it until you try it-2 heads are better than 1.
Haha, love it! Those are plush awesomeness.
What no cleft palate bratz dolls??!!
I’m rather fond of JackJackceratops and Salt Water Boop
(the result of all that tentacle hentai?).
The Birth of Mickey scares me in ways I can’t even begin to explain…D:
My favorite one is the footed Nemo, haha! They look like they BELONG there.
I lied. Burger King Kong is my favorite. XDXD
Oh man. I wish I had the money to drop on this.
Am I bad because I really like the first two? That’s some nice-looking embroidery on Pooh. The second two, I’m not so sure. Did you find these on the Island of Misfit Toys?
Two heads are better than one for eating huney.
The Island of Dr Moreau’s Misfit Toys!
i would so see this movie
better yet, i would go there!
Easily the most awesome store of all time!
Brilliant concept. The Red Carpet Chupacabra reads”
“The Mary-Kate and Ashley dolls are removable and have been conjoined at the booty.”
Joined at the BOOTY!
Read the tag. Not remotely crap. Only awesome.
I love the Nemo!
On an episode of “iCarly” (the disabled guy loves that show, seriously- for NON-pervy reasons at that!) Spencer dated Carly’s psycho teacher and she put the head of a bear on the body of a pig because those were Spencer’s favorite animals.
But this is way, way cooler!
You know, I always wondered what would happen to Sid from the first Toy Story movie when he grew up…. Now I know!
So frakking awesome!
I’ve been making these bad boys for years! Never thought to sell them…
#16 – My thoughts exactly.
I’m tempted to attempt my own, now.
all sorts of awesome, here.
thank you for alerting me to the most awesome plush toy collection ever. i regretsy to inform you that i will now be very poor.
(this store is full of awesomesauce!)
It’s amazing what monstrosities you can get away with when you do it in plush. Plush makes everything better!
But the seller should rememember Dr Frankenstein’s famous words when he went down that dark road: “Thus strangely are our souls constructed, and by such slender ligaments are we tied to prosperity, or ruin!”
I keep that sort of trivia in my head and that’s why I can’t remember we needed milk at the store.
POOH looks like abigail and brittany hensel Google images
LIVE DAMN YOU, LIVE!!!!!
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so i can just clean up the ones my dog is finished with, sew then all together, and make money?
well now all i have to do is find them
You know, I think I need more interesting friends. I want this weird stuff for my bday, darnit!!
Just checked out his shop; I think my favorites are Toucan Turtle and Double Rainbow Bear.
If he makes something with an E.T. doll its mine. MINE.
I love these all. I just want to go over to my toddler nephew’s and grab all of his plush toys and transform them for him.
Now, instead of selling all the plush toys we’ve been hoarding since the birth of The Child at some yard sale for 5 cents each, I just have to tell her I sold them and then I can create these monstrous masterpieces in my basement, under the cloak of night.
to do list:
go to pawn shop
buy puppy pocks
Finally something to do with all those Beanie Babies!
I think Tiggercorn has Bugs Bunny’s body.
Which makes it worse, somehow …
These are a dream come true, and of course the red-thumb brigade is out to poop on a HAPPY post.
YAY!!! “Not remotely crap” hails from my city! Way to go Frankentoys! We’re having a bit of a creative renaissance here right now; lots of resources for the arts; I’m going to keep my eyes open for “Rachel Peters” next time I’m out and about at an art crawl or festival; her website is pretty cool too – http://rachelpeters.com/ If I see anything fucktastic, I’ll post the pics on Facebook!
….see, I’ve been trying to tell you that not *all* Canadians are Fucktards!
You know, on the Korean drama, “You’re Beautiful”, one of the main characters made a stuffed rabbit with a pig nose.
Adorable but admittedly nowhere near as awesome as the chimera. Which I must now possess.
@ #35 – Only the ones west of Quebec!
It’s all fun and games until one of your ‘creations’ comes after its creator demanding a mate.
So HK, how many did you buy?
(that wasn’t meant to be snarky like ‘so, did you support the artist’ but more like ‘how much of your budget did you blow on these irresistible little wonders.’)
I was thinking about buying the Tigger, but it sold pretty fast. – HK
Sid has grown up.
Oooh I want one, I want one!
They’re tampering in Gund’s domain!
fun fun fun stuff. Happy Friday Regretsy-land
As Jonathan Coulton sang in the classic Skullcrusher Mountain:
“I made this half-pony half-monkey monster to please you
But I get the feeling that you don’t like it
What’s with all the screaming?
You like monkeys, you like ponies
Maybe you don’t like monsters so much
Maybe I used too many monkeys
Isn’t it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?”
That said, these are awesome. Too bad the double rainbow bear has been sold; it’s hands-down my favorite.
Wow! These remind me of these:
Which is probably the only worthwhile thing that can be done constructively with Beanie Babies.
This guy’s an evil genius!
jeez- would ur dad’s tigger have had a turn-of-the-century brooklyn accent if tig had had a horn and bugs bunny’s body way back when?
I really cannot explain why, but I was inexplicably drawn to I’m With Cupid, and soon she will be mine.
I love these!! Too freakin cool
Oh my gosh! I am so friggen honored. Thank you regretsy, and thank you commenters! It’s done a world of good for my store.
PS: There are more and cooler Franken Toys coming every week. Ones with wheels and talking parts. And as soon as my ebay plush ET gets delivered, #28 mannequin can jump on it.
Thanks again! SO exciting.
love your stuff!!!
ok, glad i’m not the only one to like these toys…i tend to make zombies, weird dolls, witches, amazons, and i LOVE the chimeric toys…i loved the “weird” toys in toy story that were “hybrids”… i really would love all these toys in a sort of tableau with my zombie dolls, creepy creations trying to take over the world, one small play-room at a time.
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