meganwithoutthegismean
September 21, 2010 at 4:37 pm
“***All designs, logos, and photos are property of Idolatre Clothing Co. and MAY NOT be used without specific written permission. Violators will be prosecuted.***”
You are in deep shit HK!
Also, it looks like she’s wearing dinosaur teeth in her hair.
Do the fake vomit bits and the preschool shell art hair clip come with the pasties? Because I sure hate it when I expect everything to be included in the price and then find out I’m short my fake vomit artwear.
In what universe is sparkly vomit a nice touch to your modelling photos? I suppose it’s the same universe as the one where someone taking a shit on your tits is sexy.
I’m thinking this looks like rabies and who or whatever she’s had contact with should immediately have their head cut off & autopsied, just to be sure.
#36 WhyLikeThis : I knew girls in college that would take ghb instead of getting drinking liquor. They said it was cheaper. I bet it wasn’t if you include all the antibiotics.
i love contemplating the hours it took to make up the model, select clothing, setting, lighting, get all the equipment set up…hours in which not one person in the room thought, “it might be a bad idea to cover her gobhole in oatmeal for this shoot.”
@#21 and #39 If the world is her oyster, it looks like she got a bad one.
Also anyone who is bored who wants to photoshop a Lady Gaga with nautilus pasties and a brass shell codpiece gets one million internet points in their paypal account from me.
Well, vomit aside, I’m still trying to figure out how pasties the size of some women’s areolas is enough to allow a first photo with pretty much full boobage on Etsy. The sight of a nipple, apparently, is what puts it all over the edge. My husband tells me nipples are very, very important…He cannot even think straight if he sees a nipple. On a girl, that is.
How funny is it that she’s looking up confused?! Like, “I just threw up where? On…on myself? Are you sure?” I wish they would cease with the shock aspect as it’s boring and they’re only trying to draw attention away from they’re dumb execution of ideas. P.S. – Who thinks her nips are sweaty under those things?
This is why you need to THINK before shooting photos. I love all things sea creature related and might have actually considered this product for my NSFW halloween costume. However the photos ruin it, I question the ability of the seller to make good decisions.
That’s not puke or shit -that’s from the oil spill.
While diving for conch, she got tainted….and maybe the itty bitty titties are intentional-to make the product seem larger -I do believe jewelry sellers & others emply that little trick .
Forgive the double post but -
Did anyone else notice that Helen claims to have achieved a boner?
And really, these pasties might not be bad if it weren’t for the model’s other decorations.
@#65, I think I love you. Is it scary that I think it totally works as a set? Is it scarier that I have tons of sea shells (though not nautilus snail types) and am now tempted to try something like this?
if this is the same designer… i think i saw some her work at a fetish runway show. it was @ Norwescon here in Seattle a couple of years ago… she creates some really unique things. the glitter puke for these photos, though, is not my fave.
Debbie Downer, I bow to your ‘shopping skills. Strange thing is Lady Gaga actually looks more reasonable in this get-up–codpiece and all–than the Puke Model.
I love how she’s advertising the Regretsy status of the item. Hey dumbass, it’s less about the actual shells and more about the GLITTERY FOAMING VOMIT coming out of your mouth lol. Seriously WTF is up with that?
Vile and Evil Debbie Downer, you are a deity! lol
And Mrs. Vagoo, I actually think Lady Gaga looks better in that getup than many of her own fashion choices! Wonderful madness to you both. You have made my day
and Stretch65 as “The Count”
September 22, 2010 at 11:08 am
I do understand the Faerie inspiration on this one.
If you sit naked long enough at dawn in a dew covered meadow looking for Faeries, snails will inevidably crawl onto your nipples…
As for the regurgitation of her Slimfast breakfast – I GOT NOTHIN
The vomit/frosting/drool/semen makes me sick to my stomach. Really. I don’t even know what the pasties look like. I had retching aversion to the goo.
With that aside, the seller is really cool–and an awesome sport. Hope she/he gets some sales from this post. Although I hope she avoids more semen-vomit-goo in the future.
Much like everyone else, I keep coming (so to speak) back to the ummm, whatever the HELL that is on her chin. Why??? Granted, it certainly has gotten her alot of attention, and the model probably wouldn’t be recognized…maybe that’s it…ok I’m not wearing those shells unless you do something to distract people so much they have NO idea what I look like!
Of course the poor girl is sick. She has jaundice from kidney failure, likely due to eating poisonous giant snails! Too bad she found out too late that she was supposed to wear them on her tits instead of eating them.
September 21, 2010 at 4:35 pm
Too sexy for digestion.
September 21, 2010 at 4:36 pm
Just say no to bad clams.
Escargross.
September 21, 2010 at 4:37 pm
“***All designs, logos, and photos are property of Idolatre Clothing Co. and MAY NOT be used without specific written permission. Violators will be prosecuted.***”
You are in deep shit HK!
Also, it looks like she’s wearing dinosaur teeth in her hair.
September 21, 2010 at 4:37 pm
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September 21, 2010 at 4:37 pm
Do the fake vomit bits and the preschool shell art hair clip come with the pasties? Because I sure hate it when I expect everything to be included in the price and then find out I’m short my fake vomit artwear.
September 21, 2010 at 4:38 pm
Nothing says sexy like the flu and doo
September 21, 2010 at 4:40 pm
is this steampunk?
September 21, 2010 at 4:40 pm
Antibiotics should clear that up , unless it’s a new super-bug.
September 21, 2010 at 4:41 pm
Is it sad that this made my stomach turn more than the shit diaper art listing that was posted in the previous update?
September 21, 2010 at 4:43 pm
Steampunk.
September 21, 2010 at 4:44 pm
I didn’t think that was supposed to be vomit…
September 21, 2010 at 4:45 pm
In what universe is sparkly vomit a nice touch to your modelling photos? I suppose it’s the same universe as the one where someone taking a shit on your tits is sexy.
September 21, 2010 at 4:45 pm
Even I don’t like rootbeer floats that much.
September 21, 2010 at 4:46 pm
steampuke
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yea. ok that was lame
March 19, 2011 at 9:45 pm
We don’t care. We like it!
September 21, 2010 at 4:46 pm
PS – yall better not photoshop this or you’ll be “prosecuted”. LOL
September 21, 2010 at 4:47 pm
I imagine this is what Lady Gaga will look like when the maid finds her. Or Adam Lambert…
September 21, 2010 at 4:48 pm
As she was making them, she thought, “Ariel is going to be totally jealous… ooh, I just threw up on my mouth a little.”
September 21, 2010 at 4:48 pm
And that, my friends, is a true Cincinnati Steamroller.
September 21, 2010 at 4:53 pm
I see Katy Perry- the shellfish allergy years.
September 21, 2010 at 4:54 pm
Those poor birds can’t fathom what the hell’s going to happen next.
September 21, 2010 at 4:56 pm
I get my kicks above the wasteline, sunshine!
September 21, 2010 at 4:57 pm
Does she get paid in sand dollars?
September 21, 2010 at 5:01 pm
I’m thinking this looks like rabies and who or whatever she’s had contact with should immediately have their head cut off & autopsied, just to be sure.
September 21, 2010 at 5:01 pm
She should clean that puke up – her pierced sternum might get infected.
September 21, 2010 at 5:03 pm
I have to stop looking at Regretsy when I’m already feeling queasy. Holy crap …
September 21, 2010 at 5:04 pm
The burlap is a nice touch though. Nothing says bouidoir quite like it.
September 21, 2010 at 5:05 pm
*boudoir*
September 21, 2010 at 5:09 pm
I hear that the final stages of rabies include incessant thumbsdowning.Poor thing.
September 21, 2010 at 5:10 pm
Jesus, don’t tell me there is such a thing as PUKE PLAY now.
September 21, 2010 at 5:10 pm
This is the coordinating top to the brass snail shell codpiece, isn’t it?
I’d be sick, too, if I had to wear that.
September 21, 2010 at 5:14 pm
Wait, so are these nautilus or snail shells? I have to know! I’m very particular about my mollusc-themed artwear!
September 21, 2010 at 5:16 pm
I’ve never seen a Nautilus Snail.
September 21, 2010 at 5:16 pm
Boy is she a messy eater! More cat food?
September 21, 2010 at 5:26 pm
I guess she couldn’t control her bulimia during this particular photo shoot.
September 21, 2010 at 5:32 pm
No offense guys, but I’ve seen more than my share of you who’d fuck anything , dead or alive.
But there are limits.
September 21, 2010 at 5:43 pm
it can’t be a good thing when you appear topless on the internet and that’s the SECOND thing anyone notices.
once again, not all attention is good
this is the kind of girl who would slip herself a roofie! (i’m so sad to know that that’s a real thing)
September 21, 2010 at 5:45 pm
I know the show must go on but there are limits to everything. I do not want my burlesque with a side of food poisoning.
September 21, 2010 at 5:48 pm
no, wait! here’s what happened…
you know how mother birds feed their young by regurgitating? well a big one thought she was their baby!
it’s common knowledge that emu don’t know how to spell…
September 21, 2010 at 5:50 pm
@#21GROT-I love you for that reference! I didn’t think anyone but remembered that song.
September 21, 2010 at 6:01 pm
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September 21, 2010 at 6:06 pm
When is vomit EVER a viable fashion choice?
September 21, 2010 at 6:07 pm
since we’re on the subject:
“prosecuted”?
you sure that’s the”P” word you were looking for?
you got close, anyway.
September 21, 2010 at 6:08 pm
No wonder *they* hate us.
September 21, 2010 at 6:09 pm
Why on earth would the seller choose a dead woman for her model? And a poisoning death at that… some people.
September 21, 2010 at 6:13 pm
#36 WhyLikeThis : I knew girls in college that would take ghb instead of getting drinking liquor. They said it was cheaper. I bet it wasn’t if you include all the antibiotics.
September 21, 2010 at 6:17 pm
two shells, one throw-up = not a successful marketing campaign, IMO
September 21, 2010 at 6:20 pm
i love contemplating the hours it took to make up the model, select clothing, setting, lighting, get all the equipment set up…hours in which not one person in the room thought, “it might be a bad idea to cover her gobhole in oatmeal for this shoot.”
September 21, 2010 at 6:20 pm
it looks as if you can buy something there where you can bury two hands deep in fuzzy muff, though. Nice.
September 21, 2010 at 6:59 pm
@#21 and #39 If the world is her oyster, it looks like she got a bad one.
Also anyone who is bored who wants to photoshop a Lady Gaga with nautilus pasties and a brass shell codpiece gets one million internet points in their paypal account from me.
September 21, 2010 at 6:59 pm
Any idea if this is fake or real vomit? I hate that I’m even asking this…
September 21, 2010 at 7:01 pm
“Makeup Credit: Amy Villainous”
Well, that explains a lot.
September 21, 2010 at 7:12 pm
Well, vomit aside, I’m still trying to figure out how pasties the size of some women’s areolas is enough to allow a first photo with pretty much full boobage on Etsy. The sight of a nipple, apparently, is what puts it all over the edge. My husband tells me nipples are very, very important…He cannot even think straight if he sees a nipple. On a girl, that is.
September 21, 2010 at 7:29 pm
This is gonna be Lindsay, about 48 hours from now.
September 21, 2010 at 7:29 pm
Well, I don’t know what to think. It isn’t tagged Twilight, and yet, it looks to me like Edward Cullen’s been visiting the brothels again.
September 21, 2010 at 7:39 pm
How funny is it that she’s looking up confused?! Like, “I just threw up where? On…on myself? Are you sure?” I wish they would cease with the shock aspect as it’s boring and they’re only trying to draw attention away from they’re dumb execution of ideas. P.S. – Who thinks her nips are sweaty under those things?
September 21, 2010 at 7:44 pm
I just can’t understand how anyone could think glittery fake vomit on their model’s face could help their sales.
Really, in what universe is this a good idea?
September 21, 2010 at 7:44 pm
This is why you need to THINK before shooting photos. I love all things sea creature related and might have actually considered this product for my NSFW halloween costume. However the photos ruin it, I question the ability of the seller to make good decisions.
September 21, 2010 at 7:48 pm
Imagine, if you will, the local pole dancing class:
“I say, Becky, those are some great pasties you’ve got on. What are they, nautilus snail shells?”
“Why, yes, Dominique. Yes they are.”
“I love them. Where did you get them?”
“On etsy. You know the seller who always has her models puking gold glitter glue?”
“Oh, yeah. I know just the one.”
And… scene.
Is THAT what the seller is thinking will happen?
September 21, 2010 at 7:53 pm
It looks like Poseidon splooge. She really should have swallowed.
September 21, 2010 at 7:53 pm
When the pasties are bigger than your actual tits, it might be time to give up topless modeling.
September 21, 2010 at 7:55 pm
Just showed this to my husband. He says, “What’s she been eating? Unicorn?”
September 21, 2010 at 8:24 pm
That’s not puke or shit -that’s from the oil spill.
While diving for conch, she got tainted….and maybe the itty bitty titties are intentional-to make the product seem larger -I do believe jewelry sellers & others emply that little trick .
September 21, 2010 at 8:34 pm
#11 if not vomit, then what? Perhaps trying to suggest she just gave king Midas a blowjob?
September 21, 2010 at 8:36 pm
Forgive the double post but -
Did anyone else notice that Helen claims to have achieved a boner?
And really, these pasties might not be bad if it weren’t for the model’s other decorations.
September 21, 2010 at 9:32 pm
Mrs. Vagoo – WAH-LAH!
http://i990.photobucket.com/albums/af28/sunshynegrll/Lady-Gaga.jpg
September 21, 2010 at 9:48 pm
50 points to the seller for embracing their Regretsy fame though.
September 21, 2010 at 10:06 pm
@#65, I think I love you. Is it scary that I think it totally works as a set? Is it scarier that I have tons of sea shells (though not nautilus snail types) and am now tempted to try something like this?
September 21, 2010 at 11:19 pm
if this is the same designer… i think i saw some her work at a fetish runway show. it was @ Norwescon here in Seattle a couple of years ago… she creates some really unique things. the glitter puke for these photos, though, is not my fave.
September 21, 2010 at 11:24 pm
Bitch is lucky & knows it!Way to go-go!
Man, sometimes attitude is everything…
September 22, 2010 at 1:34 am
I live near a sea-life centre, and I can assure you that nautili are a tad bigger than that.
September 22, 2010 at 4:16 am
Debbie Downer, I bow to your ‘shopping skills. Strange thing is Lady Gaga actually looks more reasonable in this get-up–codpiece and all–than the Puke Model.
September 22, 2010 at 5:06 am
I think it’s supposed to be sea-foam, not vomit. But that’s just my guess. The make-up effects for some of the seller’s other pieces are very cool.
I don’t think I’ve come out of my shell enough for this get-up though…
Props to the seller for embracing the Regretsy fame. Hope it helps sales.
September 22, 2010 at 7:02 am
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September 22, 2010 at 7:28 am
Vile and Evil Debbie Downer, you are a deity! lol
And Mrs. Vagoo, I actually think Lady Gaga looks better in that getup than many of her own fashion choices! Wonderful madness to you both. You have made my day
September 22, 2010 at 9:00 am
Between this and the baby poo post, it’s time for a new Regretsy category:
Bodily Fluids
September 22, 2010 at 9:35 am
In her defense, it’s not her vomit.
September 22, 2010 at 10:46 am
Who says it’s vomit? I have some other ideas about what it could be . . .
September 22, 2010 at 11:08 am
I do understand the Faerie inspiration on this one.
If you sit naked long enough at dawn in a dew covered meadow looking for Faeries, snails will inevidably crawl onto your nipples…
As for the regurgitation of her Slimfast breakfast – I GOT NOTHIN
September 22, 2010 at 11:39 am
Honey, you need to cut down on the colloidal silver.
September 22, 2010 at 12:01 pm
Right. “Faerie touch” is what I’ll be thinking when I break out in a rash.
September 22, 2010 at 10:05 pm
This seller is indeed totally awesome! I dig the models, I must say. And the costumes. Reminds me of Dr. Sketchy’s Anti-Art School.
http://www.drsketchy.com/
September 23, 2010 at 1:11 pm
Oh, Etsy. . .reminding me about fetishes I wanted to forget. Goddamn it.
September 23, 2010 at 3:36 pm
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September 23, 2010 at 5:48 pm
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September 23, 2010 at 7:22 pm
The vomit/frosting/drool/semen makes me sick to my stomach. Really. I don’t even know what the pasties look like. I had retching aversion to the goo.
With that aside, the seller is really cool–and an awesome sport.
Hope she/he gets some sales from this post. Although I hope she avoids more semen-vomit-goo in the future.
September 24, 2010 at 9:47 pm
Much like everyone else, I keep coming (so to speak) back to the ummm, whatever the HELL that is on her chin. Why??? Granted, it certainly has gotten her alot of attention, and the model probably wouldn’t be recognized…maybe that’s it…ok I’m not wearing those shells unless you do something to distract people so much they have NO idea what I look like!
September 27, 2011 at 10:14 pm
Of course the poor girl is sick. She has jaundice from kidney failure, likely due to eating poisonous giant snails! Too bad she found out too late that she was supposed to wear them on her tits instead of eating them.