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Hurlesque

Nothing makes me more whimsically playful in the boudoir than wearing dog shit on my tits and vomiting on myself.

BONER ACHIEVED

UPDATE:

This seller is completely awesome.

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88 comments on Hurlesque

  1. bootsychoo
    September 21, 2010 at 4:35 pm

    Too sexy for digestion.

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  2. Wilma Fingerdoo
    September 21, 2010 at 4:36 pm

    Just say no to bad clams.
    Escargross.

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  3. meganwithoutthegismean
    September 21, 2010 at 4:37 pm

    “***All designs, logos, and photos are property of Idolatre Clothing Co. and MAY NOT be used without specific written permission. Violators will be prosecuted.***”

    You are in deep shit HK!

    Also, it looks like she’s wearing dinosaur teeth in her hair.

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  4. hippiejo74
    September 21, 2010 at 4:37 pm

    Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

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  5. Rascalmom
    September 21, 2010 at 4:37 pm

    Do the fake vomit bits and the preschool shell art hair clip come with the pasties? Because I sure hate it when I expect everything to be included in the price and then find out I’m short my fake vomit artwear.

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  6. hoosker
    September 21, 2010 at 4:38 pm

    Nothing says sexy like the flu and doo

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  7. emlemony
    September 21, 2010 at 4:40 pm

    is this steampunk?

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  8. hamoza
    September 21, 2010 at 4:40 pm

    Antibiotics should clear that up , unless it’s a new super-bug.

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  9. shizukaurusai
    September 21, 2010 at 4:41 pm

    Is it sad that this made my stomach turn more than the shit diaper art listing that was posted in the previous update? :(

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  10. KittyPrawn
    September 21, 2010 at 4:43 pm

    Steampunk.

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  11. Jemmy
    September 21, 2010 at 4:44 pm

    I didn’t think that was supposed to be vomit…

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  12. Frogglin
    September 21, 2010 at 4:45 pm

    In what universe is sparkly vomit a nice touch to your modelling photos? I suppose it’s the same universe as the one where someone taking a shit on your tits is sexy.

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  13. leftfoot
    September 21, 2010 at 4:45 pm

    Even I don’t like rootbeer floats that much.

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  14. rebeka_anne
    September 21, 2010 at 4:46 pm

    steampuke


    yea. ok that was lame

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    • bushhog39
      March 19, 2011 at 9:45 pm

      We don’t care. We like it!

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  15. leftfoot
    September 21, 2010 at 4:46 pm

    PS – yall better not photoshop this or you’ll be “prosecuted”. LOL

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  16. pplrdum
    September 21, 2010 at 4:47 pm

    I imagine this is what Lady Gaga will look like when the maid finds her. Or Adam Lambert…

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  17. jesusmotherbug
    September 21, 2010 at 4:48 pm

    As she was making them, she thought, “Ariel is going to be totally jealous… ooh, I just threw up on my mouth a little.”

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  18. sugarpaper101
    September 21, 2010 at 4:48 pm

    And that, my friends, is a true Cincinnati Steamroller.

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  19. Wilma Fingerdoo
    September 21, 2010 at 4:53 pm

    I see Katy Perry- the shellfish allergy years.

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  20. LeeLooDallas
    September 21, 2010 at 4:54 pm

    Those poor birds can’t fathom what the hell’s going to happen next.

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  21. Grot – The Ghost of Reginald I Perrin
    September 21, 2010 at 4:56 pm

    I get my kicks above the wasteline, sunshine!

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  22. LeeLooDallas
    September 21, 2010 at 4:57 pm

    Does she get paid in sand dollars?

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  23. hamoza
    September 21, 2010 at 5:01 pm

    I’m thinking this looks like rabies and who or whatever she’s had contact with should immediately have their head cut off & autopsied, just to be sure.

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  24. captaincavegirl
    September 21, 2010 at 5:01 pm

    She should clean that puke up – her pierced sternum might get infected.

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  25. DamnitsGlam
    September 21, 2010 at 5:03 pm

    I have to stop looking at Regretsy when I’m already feeling queasy. Holy crap …

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  26. hamoza
    September 21, 2010 at 5:04 pm

    The burlap is a nice touch though. Nothing says bouidoir quite like it.

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  27. hamoza
    September 21, 2010 at 5:05 pm

    *boudoir*

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  28. hamoza
    September 21, 2010 at 5:09 pm

    I hear that the final stages of rabies include incessant thumbsdowning.Poor thing.

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  29. Vile & Evil Debbie Downer
    September 21, 2010 at 5:10 pm

    Jesus, don’t tell me there is such a thing as PUKE PLAY now.

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  30. Buzzkill Crying Glitter Eagle
    September 21, 2010 at 5:10 pm

    This is the coordinating top to the brass snail shell codpiece, isn’t it?

    I’d be sick, too, if I had to wear that.

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  31. mizufusion
    September 21, 2010 at 5:14 pm

    Wait, so are these nautilus or snail shells? I have to know! I’m very particular about my mollusc-themed artwear!

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  32. amyruthanne
    September 21, 2010 at 5:16 pm

    I’ve never seen a Nautilus Snail.

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  33. StaticCling
    September 21, 2010 at 5:16 pm

    Boy is she a messy eater! More cat food?

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  34. twatsupcock
    September 21, 2010 at 5:26 pm

    I guess she couldn’t control her bulimia during this particular photo shoot.

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  35. hamoza
    September 21, 2010 at 5:32 pm

    No offense guys, but I’ve seen more than my share of you who’d fuck anything , dead or alive.

    But there are limits.

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  36. WhyLikeThis
    September 21, 2010 at 5:43 pm

    it can’t be a good thing when you appear topless on the internet and that’s the SECOND thing anyone notices.

    once again, not all attention is good

    this is the kind of girl who would slip herself a roofie! (i’m so sad to know that that’s a real thing)

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  37. knittin-kitten
    September 21, 2010 at 5:45 pm

    I know the show must go on but there are limits to everything. I do not want my burlesque with a side of food poisoning.

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  38. WhyLikeThis
    September 21, 2010 at 5:48 pm

    no, wait! here’s what happened…
    you know how mother birds feed their young by regurgitating? well a big one thought she was their baby!

    it’s common knowledge that emu don’t know how to spell…

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  39. knittin-kitten
    September 21, 2010 at 5:50 pm

    @#21GROT-I love you for that reference! I didn’t think anyone but remembered that song.

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  40. WhyLikeThis
    September 21, 2010 at 6:01 pm

    Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

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  41. Lyme’s avatar is an accurate RL representation
    September 21, 2010 at 6:06 pm

    When is vomit EVER a viable fashion choice?

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  42. WhyLikeThis
    September 21, 2010 at 6:07 pm

    since we’re on the subject:
    “prosecuted”?
    you sure that’s the”P” word you were looking for?

    you got close, anyway.

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  43. hamoza
    September 21, 2010 at 6:08 pm

    No wonder *they* hate us.

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  44. trousers rolled
    September 21, 2010 at 6:09 pm

    Why on earth would the seller choose a dead woman for her model? And a poisoning death at that… some people.

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  45. leftfoot
    September 21, 2010 at 6:13 pm

    #36 WhyLikeThis : I knew girls in college that would take ghb instead of getting drinking liquor. They said it was cheaper. I bet it wasn’t if you include all the antibiotics.

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  46. dscokween
    September 21, 2010 at 6:17 pm

    two shells, one throw-up = not a successful marketing campaign, IMO

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  47. rumi monger
    September 21, 2010 at 6:20 pm

    i love contemplating the hours it took to make up the model, select clothing, setting, lighting, get all the equipment set up…hours in which not one person in the room thought, “it might be a bad idea to cover her gobhole in oatmeal for this shoot.”

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  48. dscokween
    September 21, 2010 at 6:20 pm

    it looks as if you can buy something there where you can bury two hands deep in fuzzy muff, though. Nice.

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  49. Mrs.Vagoo
    September 21, 2010 at 6:59 pm

    @#21 and #39 If the world is her oyster, it looks like she got a bad one.

    Also anyone who is bored who wants to photoshop a Lady Gaga with nautilus pasties and a brass shell codpiece gets one million internet points in their paypal account from me.

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  50. Mrs.Vagoo
    September 21, 2010 at 6:59 pm

    Any idea if this is fake or real vomit? I hate that I’m even asking this…

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  51. suedonim
    September 21, 2010 at 7:01 pm

    “Makeup Credit: Amy Villainous”

    Well, that explains a lot.

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  52. HomeAlone
    September 21, 2010 at 7:12 pm

    Well, vomit aside, I’m still trying to figure out how pasties the size of some women’s areolas is enough to allow a first photo with pretty much full boobage on Etsy. The sight of a nipple, apparently, is what puts it all over the edge. My husband tells me nipples are very, very important…He cannot even think straight if he sees a nipple. On a girl, that is. ;)

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  53. HelenaHandbasket
    September 21, 2010 at 7:29 pm

    This is gonna be Lindsay, about 48 hours from now.

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  54. whimsicalisthenics
    September 21, 2010 at 7:29 pm

    Well, I don’t know what to think. It isn’t tagged Twilight, and yet, it looks to me like Edward Cullen’s been visiting the brothels again.

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  55. rubypony
    September 21, 2010 at 7:39 pm

    How funny is it that she’s looking up confused?! Like, “I just threw up where? On…on myself? Are you sure?” I wish they would cease with the shock aspect as it’s boring and they’re only trying to draw attention away from they’re dumb execution of ideas. P.S. – Who thinks her nips are sweaty under those things?

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  56. knittin-kitten
    September 21, 2010 at 7:44 pm

    I just can’t understand how anyone could think glittery fake vomit on their model’s face could help their sales.

    Really, in what universe is this a good idea?

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  57. Noadi
    September 21, 2010 at 7:44 pm

    This is why you need to THINK before shooting photos. I love all things sea creature related and might have actually considered this product for my NSFW halloween costume. However the photos ruin it, I question the ability of the seller to make good decisions.

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  58. whimsicalisthenics
    September 21, 2010 at 7:48 pm

    Imagine, if you will, the local pole dancing class:

    “I say, Becky, those are some great pasties you’ve got on. What are they, nautilus snail shells?”

    “Why, yes, Dominique. Yes they are.”

    “I love them. Where did you get them?”

    “On etsy. You know the seller who always has her models puking gold glitter glue?”

    “Oh, yeah. I know just the one.”

    And… scene.

    Is THAT what the seller is thinking will happen?

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  59. fuzzybunnystew
    September 21, 2010 at 7:53 pm

    It looks like Poseidon splooge. She really should have swallowed.

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  60. Bronc Drywall
    September 21, 2010 at 7:53 pm

    When the pasties are bigger than your actual tits, it might be time to give up topless modeling.

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  61. whimsicalisthenics
    September 21, 2010 at 7:55 pm

    Just showed this to my husband. He says, “What’s she been eating? Unicorn?”

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  62. hamoza
    September 21, 2010 at 8:24 pm

    That’s not puke or shit -that’s from the oil spill.
    While diving for conch, she got tainted….and maybe the itty bitty titties are intentional-to make the product seem larger -I do believe jewelry sellers & others emply that little trick .

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  63. mad2physicist
    September 21, 2010 at 8:34 pm

    #11 if not vomit, then what? Perhaps trying to suggest she just gave king Midas a blowjob?

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  64. mad2physicist
    September 21, 2010 at 8:36 pm

    Forgive the double post but -
    Did anyone else notice that Helen claims to have achieved a boner?
    And really, these pasties might not be bad if it weren’t for the model’s other decorations.

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  65. Vile & Evil Debbie Downer
    September 21, 2010 at 9:32 pm
  66. Frogglin
    September 21, 2010 at 9:48 pm

    50 points to the seller for embracing their Regretsy fame though.

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  67. terriwells
    September 21, 2010 at 10:06 pm

    @#65, I think I love you. Is it scary that I think it totally works as a set? Is it scarier that I have tons of sea shells (though not nautilus snail types) and am now tempted to try something like this?

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  68. hautemom
    September 21, 2010 at 11:19 pm

    if this is the same designer… i think i saw some her work at a fetish runway show. it was @ Norwescon here in Seattle a couple of years ago… she creates some really unique things. the glitter puke for these photos, though, is not my fave.

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  69. hamoza
    September 21, 2010 at 11:24 pm

    Bitch is lucky & knows it!Way to go-go!

    Man, sometimes attitude is everything…

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  70. purple_peacock
    September 22, 2010 at 1:34 am

    I live near a sea-life centre, and I can assure you that nautili are a tad bigger than that.

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  71. Mrs.Vagoo
    September 22, 2010 at 4:16 am

    Debbie Downer, I bow to your ‘shopping skills. Strange thing is Lady Gaga actually looks more reasonable in this get-up–codpiece and all–than the Puke Model.

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  72. laughinglurker
    September 22, 2010 at 5:06 am

    I think it’s supposed to be sea-foam, not vomit. But that’s just my guess. The make-up effects for some of the seller’s other pieces are very cool.

    I don’t think I’ve come out of my shell enough for this get-up though…

    Props to the seller for embracing the Regretsy fame. Hope it helps sales.

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  73. shaeryn
    September 22, 2010 at 7:02 am

    Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

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  74. Rascalmom
    September 22, 2010 at 7:28 am

    Vile and Evil Debbie Downer, you are a deity! lol
    And Mrs. Vagoo, I actually think Lady Gaga looks better in that getup than many of her own fashion choices! Wonderful madness to you both. You have made my day :)

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  75. aok1979
    September 22, 2010 at 9:00 am

    Between this and the baby poo post, it’s time for a new Regretsy category:
    Bodily Fluids

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  76. BillsBayou
    September 22, 2010 at 9:35 am

    In her defense, it’s not her vomit.

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  77. drjj2g2b
    September 22, 2010 at 10:46 am

    Who says it’s vomit? I have some other ideas about what it could be . . .

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  78. and Stretch65 as “The Count”
    September 22, 2010 at 11:08 am

    I do understand the Faerie inspiration on this one.
    If you sit naked long enough at dawn in a dew covered meadow looking for Faeries, snails will inevidably crawl onto your nipples…

    As for the regurgitation of her Slimfast breakfast – I GOT NOTHIN

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  79. BillsBayou
    September 22, 2010 at 11:39 am

    Honey, you need to cut down on the colloidal silver.

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  80. eea49
    September 22, 2010 at 12:01 pm

    Right. “Faerie touch” is what I’ll be thinking when I break out in a rash.

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  81. pants
    September 22, 2010 at 10:05 pm

    This seller is indeed totally awesome! I dig the models, I must say. And the costumes. Reminds me of Dr. Sketchy’s Anti-Art School. :)

    http://www.drsketchy.com/

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  82. TooManyCookbooks
    September 23, 2010 at 1:11 pm

    Oh, Etsy. . .reminding me about fetishes I wanted to forget. Goddamn it.

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  83. invaderhorizongreen
    September 23, 2010 at 3:36 pm

    Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

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  84. ShuffleCara
    September 23, 2010 at 5:48 pm

    Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

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  85. AmenhotepIV
    September 23, 2010 at 7:22 pm

    The vomit/frosting/drool/semen makes me sick to my stomach. Really. I don’t even know what the pasties look like. I had retching aversion to the goo.

    With that aside, the seller is really cool–and an awesome sport. :-) Hope she/he gets some sales from this post. Although I hope she avoids more semen-vomit-goo in the future.

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  86. saphyress
    September 24, 2010 at 9:47 pm

    Much like everyone else, I keep coming (so to speak) back to the ummm, whatever the HELL that is on her chin. Why??? Granted, it certainly has gotten her alot of attention, and the model probably wouldn’t be recognized…maybe that’s it…ok I’m not wearing those shells unless you do something to distract people so much they have NO idea what I look like!

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  87. valaramadingdong
    September 27, 2011 at 10:14 pm

    Of course the poor girl is sick. She has jaundice from kidney failure, likely due to eating poisonous giant snails! Too bad she found out too late that she was supposed to wear them on her tits instead of eating them.

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