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Regretsy Math

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  1. knittin-kitten
    September 20, 2010 at 9:37 am

    You know your art is bad when even the subject in the painting looks sick.

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  2. methuselah
    September 20, 2010 at 9:37 am

    Aw, poor Rachel. lol

    I have a great and inexpensive way to own an original piece of art comparable to this one. It’s called doodling during conference calls.

    I am the master of the genre!

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  3. Wilma Fingerdoo
    September 20, 2010 at 9:37 am

    Just what I want on my wall to brighten my day- Debbie Downer with poorly groomed facial hair.

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  4. serellie
    September 20, 2010 at 9:39 am

    This is how I like my celebrities: mounted on the wall.

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  5. hamoza
    September 20, 2010 at 9:40 am

    Admittedly I suck at math, but I’m coming up with :
    bad art -99 % , +
    ghost of John Ritter 1 %=
    bad art

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  6. knittin-kitten
    September 20, 2010 at 9:46 am

    She posts her stuff on Etsy so we know she has access to a computer. So why didn’t she use her computer to look up Zach Braff?

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  7. Combustion
    September 20, 2010 at 9:46 am

    and macaroni pasta art as the background. Im impressed.

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  8. fetaby
    September 20, 2010 at 9:48 am

    9 bucks?!? Mysterious floating head on a couch cushion from the 70′s!?! I think not. And the size of those nostrils? Lay of the powder, please.

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  9. hamoza
    September 20, 2010 at 9:48 am

    @combustion, I thought the b/g was either flocked velvet or a fine tapestry , but I think you’re right.
    It’s spaghetti ewwwwwws.

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  10. moi
    September 20, 2010 at 9:50 am

    Looks like Dave Foley from Kids in the Hall.

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  11. Grot – The Ghost of Reginald I Perrin
    September 20, 2010 at 9:56 am

    This is the missing end scene from the Radiohead video “Paranoid Android”. The decapitated protaganist sans tuque.
    Apparently the subject has a nose-hair trimmer, but not an eyebrow trimmer.

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  12. Buzzkill Crying Glitter Eagle
    September 20, 2010 at 9:56 am

    *I* had to use the computer to look up Zach Braff. Hey, if an actor wasn’t in a science fiction series (ending in “Trek” or “Gate” for the most part), the odds of me knowing who the fuck they are are <10%.

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  13. joshpincusiscrying
    September 20, 2010 at 9:57 am

    You’re in the process of creating a huge collage of badly rendered B-list celebrities?
    I’m working on my portrait of Richard Dawson for your approval.

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  14. sparklepire googly eyes
    September 20, 2010 at 9:59 am

    So this is the funny story of Rachel Dratch’s pregnancy? That she somehow gave birth to a time traveling Zach Braff with Ray Romano? Whaaaa?

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  15. razberries
    September 20, 2010 at 10:00 am

    Um I *think* it was supposed to be a pic of him from the movie, “Garden State” – yes, it is sad that I know this. What is sadder is that this movie sucked. Here is a still from the movie to confirm my useless blather…
    http://blogs.westword.com/latestword/zach_braff_i_garden__98698o.jpg

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  16. starrydreams
    September 20, 2010 at 10:02 am

    #12 Buzzkill- I was thinking along the same lines. Why Zach Braff???

    Why am I asking why?

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  17. moi
    September 20, 2010 at 10:06 am

    #15 razberries FTW!

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  18. Wilma Fingerdoo
    September 20, 2010 at 10:11 am

    @raz-
    Thanks for clearing up the *inspiration*.

    In that case, this would look fabulous next to my portrait of John Cho from “Harold and Kumar go to White Castle”.

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  19. The Blue Kraken
    September 20, 2010 at 10:12 am

    I can kind of understand the guys expression (you know big eyes holding back a scream of agony) seeing the pattern behind him makes him look a little like he’s ON FIRE.. extinguisher, quickly, call the burn unit. medical attention needed quickly!

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  20. mtopia
    September 20, 2010 at 10:24 am

    And all these years I thought Zach Braff had a chin. I guess I was misinformed.

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  21. knittin-kitten
    September 20, 2010 at 10:29 am

    @Buzzkill-that’s usually how it goes for me too, only with Masterpiece Mystery included in the mix.

    But you found Zach Braff on the computer without too much trouble. Now why couldn’t the artist?

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  22. hamoza
    September 20, 2010 at 10:31 am

    It’s just so obvious but I can’t resist-dude loooks like Zach Barff.

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  23. Patty got abducted by a Steampunk Alien
    September 20, 2010 at 10:33 am

    I wasn’t sure who Zach Braff was and for a moment, I had him confused with Zac Efron… wait, Ephron? Effron? Zap Brannigan?

    Hold on, I’m confused because that doesn’t look like Braff, Efron or Brannigan.

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  24. jesusmotherbug
    September 20, 2010 at 10:34 am

    I want one of Dr. Cox that looks like Hugh Laurie and Kristen Wiig. Can I get that?

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  25. roquelaure
    September 20, 2010 at 10:36 am

    i swear on all that is holy this guy used to work for me. he used to end every interaction with a visitor with “have fun… aaaaaand enjoy.” it irritated the living shit out of me. therefore, i hate i want to punch this piece of “art” in the teeth.

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  26. invaderhorizongreen
    September 20, 2010 at 10:45 am

    add some antlers onto it and i may consider buying it

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  27. invaderhorizongreen
    September 20, 2010 at 10:46 am

    @ #25 roquelaure :

    why not put it through the paper shredder in front of them. it would seen better to me to make it confetti and then toss it at them

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  28. roquelaure
    September 20, 2010 at 10:47 am

    *hate IT, i mean.

    although i *do* often randomly hate.

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  29. roquelaure
    September 20, 2010 at 10:48 am

    @ #27 invaderhorizongreen

    he got fired.
    i danced.
    it was good.

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  30. leftfoot
    September 20, 2010 at 10:57 am

    You know, I didn’t realize it until now, but zach braff looks scarily like ray romano – even without a bad painter’s influence.

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  31. leftfoot
    September 20, 2010 at 10:58 am

    #20 mtopia – you were sadly mistaken :D

    http://www.b105.com/blog/media/zach.jpg

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  32. WhyLikeThis
    September 20, 2010 at 11:04 am

    this is the first thing that came to mind:

    http://www.theonion.com/articles/hollywood-rangers-to-manage-overpopulation-problem,17920/

    ACEO?what do you mean by that?
    Alarmed Celebrity Expressed Obscurely?
    Artless Caricature Evidently Overwhemed?
    Acid Created Effigy Offered

    help me out here….

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  33. Buzzkill Crying Glitter Eagle
    September 20, 2010 at 11:06 am

    #23 Patty – now I want a portrait of Zap Brannigan done in yarn. Or velour.

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  34. Buzzkill Crying Glitter Eagle
    September 20, 2010 at 11:08 am

    #32… I’ll try to help you:

    Artistic Credulity Exorcised Omnivore

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  35. Buzzkill Crying Glitter Eagle
    September 20, 2010 at 11:09 am

    Artistic Creativity Effectively Obscured!

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  36. Buzzkill Crying Glitter Eagle
    September 20, 2010 at 11:11 am

    #21 Knittnkitten, that 10% is reserved primarily for actors formerly in “The West Wing” and “Band of Brothers” and Monty Python.

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  37. WhyLikeThis
    September 20, 2010 at 11:21 am

    Abhorrent Colored Effort Online?

    Actor Caught, Electrocuted, and Outraged?

    Affronted C-list Entity Offended?

    hey, this is fun!

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  38. Grot – The Ghost of Reginald I Perrin
    September 20, 2010 at 11:23 am

    Are you sure the seller did not mean to tag it as ZACEO?
    http://lmgtfy.com/?q=aceo

    (Zombie Art Cards Editions and Collections)

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  39. Wilma Fingerdoo
    September 20, 2010 at 11:26 am

    Maybe the portrait was painted on an ACE bandage?
    It’s an ACE Original.

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  40. WhyLikeThis
    September 20, 2010 at 11:30 am

    #38: nice! (i know what ACEO is supposed to mean. I just like doing this)

    Awful Concept Executed Off-puttingly?

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  41. Skullymart
    September 20, 2010 at 11:47 am
  42. Grot – The Ghost of Reginald I Perrin
    September 20, 2010 at 12:01 pm

    @ #40 WhyLikeThis – Playing retronyms to personalize acronyms is a fun pastime.
    Awesome Crappiness Effusively Offered

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  43. and Stretch65 as “The Count”
    September 20, 2010 at 12:16 pm

    I think the drawing is backwards like the chest x-ray in the Scrubs opening credits or the picture is just bad.

    SELLER – Has Zach signed off on your postcards? just wondering…

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  44. knittin-kitten
    September 20, 2010 at 12:52 pm

    I read her profile and she asks that no one steal her artwork or use her pictures for their own profit.

    I don’t think she really needs to worry about that.

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  45. Black Ice
    September 20, 2010 at 1:19 pm

    Run! The paisley flannel shirt has become sentient! Oh the horror! The ugly, hideous horror!

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  46. HelenaHandbasket
    September 20, 2010 at 1:38 pm

    Okay, it’s 2 1/2 inches by 3 1/2 inches, and she purports to endeavor to cover a wall with these little postage stamp sized annoyances, so, why would she be selling this one? Never mind, I just took another look at it. Carry on…

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  47. easymac
    September 20, 2010 at 1:55 pm

    Prismacolor Quality Art Pencils? Nope. It’s definitely Crayola.

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  48. TooManyCookbooks
    September 20, 2010 at 2:21 pm

    Someone should sell sense of proportion on Etsy. They could make a killing.

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  49. purple_peacock
    September 20, 2010 at 2:25 pm

    What is it????

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  50. trousers rolled
    September 20, 2010 at 3:50 pm

    I was going to make a little joke about how the head wasn’t floating, the subject was wearing a shirt that matched the wallpaper — but it turns out that is no joke. In fact, it’s exactly what the (ahem) artist was going for. Now I have to examine my own sense of what is right and good in the world and it’s messing with my head. I’m crushed.

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  51. Portmandont
    September 20, 2010 at 9:34 pm

    That’s not Zack Braff–it’s Dax Shepard! Well, there’s your problem. It’s a common mix-up; the artist shouldn’t be embarrassed. http://www.imdb.com/media/rm2579074048/nm1009277

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  52. ZombiesFreakMeOut
    March 19, 2011 at 6:01 pm

    i left this on Zack’s wall and he deleted it, methinks I think.

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  53. ZombiesFreakMeOut
    March 19, 2011 at 6:03 pm

    i left the link on Zack’s wall and he deleted it.

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