Gold Schlocker
Why wait for a party to be the Center of Envious Gossip? You can just put gold leaf on your face and stand out in the marsh on an overcast day.
In fact, you can wear this look for CatWalk Glamorous Attention almost anywhere!
We would LOVE to see pictures of your CatWalk Glamorous make up applications. Here’s your blank!
September 20, 2010 at 1:34 pm
Nothing says glamorous quite like that “just huffed a can of gold spray paint” look!
September 20, 2010 at 1:35 pm
Pete Burns, is that you?
September 20, 2010 at 1:38 pm
Let the golden fuckery commence!!!
September 20, 2010 at 1:40 pm
Yeah, I’ve seen the glamorous huffer chic look on a few mugshots. Definitely an attention-grabber.
September 20, 2010 at 1:41 pm
Er, that’s not gold.
http://tinyurl.com/22u834d
September 20, 2010 at 1:43 pm
Um, I believe the title of the Etsy listing should read “For Your Eyes Only Makeup Set…” not “Goldfinger…”
September 20, 2010 at 1:48 pm
it doesn’t look like makeup, it looks like Midas spunked on her face.
September 20, 2010 at 1:49 pm
Am I the only one here that thinks it looks like King Midas had a little sex party on her face?
September 20, 2010 at 1:52 pm
Aren’t you supposed to trim your fake eyelashes to size before you apply them? She’s got lashes going past her eyes and into the bridge of her nose…
September 20, 2010 at 1:53 pm
Looks like The Celestial Staph Infection. Or an Oscar statute blew a load on her face.
September 20, 2010 at 1:54 pm
All I could think of was this:
September 20, 2010 at 1:55 pm
Gotta’ love the upcycling going on in the Etsy world.
Really is an infinite circle-check out the eyelash tonnage.
Now we know where naked merkin girls trimmings ended up.
September 20, 2010 at 1:55 pm
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September 20, 2010 at 1:55 pm
Now we need a picture of her with the Level 4 cat.
September 20, 2010 at 1:56 pm
I am sure the seller could have found a better model then this dude!
Can we get an update with The Jersey Shore T-shirt stote?
September 20, 2010 at 1:58 pm
There’s only one place I can think of where that would be acceptable:
http://tinyurl.com/2as8dfz
September 20, 2010 at 2:00 pm
Just think of all the poor spiders that died so her eyelashes could look that shit ;____;
September 20, 2010 at 2:01 pm
I’m worried about her. She keeps showing up at my kids’ school.
First, she was there, last May, at my son’s Graduation ceremony.
And she was back on Saturday at the orchestra’s rummage sale.
I’m not sayin’ she likes ‘em young… but hey, the pictures speak for themselves.
September 20, 2010 at 2:01 pm
they forgot to show what happens an hour later after contracting that gold rash…
http://i55.tinypic.com/21d1od1.png
September 20, 2010 at 2:03 pm
Steven Tyler plans on making a SPLASH on American Idol. The rest of Aerosmith frantically escalates the intervention plans.
September 20, 2010 at 2:07 pm
September 20, 2010 at 2:08 pm
And what is going on with her chest? Is that a skin colored wrap of some kind she is wearing or did she undergo some kind of botched breast reduction? Weird.
September 20, 2010 at 2:09 pm
When do the “Center of Envious Gossip” shirts hit Zazzle???? HURRY UP, WILLYA?!?!
September 20, 2010 at 2:13 pm
http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c282/dangerkitty2001/hahaha.jpg
September 20, 2010 at 2:19 pm
Is this what android bukkake looks like?
September 20, 2010 at 2:28 pm
http://www.flickr.com/photos/coops_e/5009230263/
September 20, 2010 at 2:28 pm
Sorry, I was too busy wondering where the hell her chest went to think about anything else.
Damn, she’s flatter than me! Which makes me wonder if she isn’t a man…
September 20, 2010 at 2:31 pm
I’m with those who think this is a dude… it’s totally a dude… dude.
September 20, 2010 at 2:32 pm
I think the gold is a bit of an overkill. They’re already going to notice you for walking around stark naked.
September 20, 2010 at 2:37 pm
Watch out for her suplex: http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii246/ix555/locolibre.jpg
September 20, 2010 at 2:48 pm
Here’s what I will throw in.
September 20, 2010 at 2:51 pm
Ohh, I want the kit wit the aqua colored fur!!! I want look moldy too!!!
September 20, 2010 at 2:52 pm
But….but…..it’s STEAMPUNK!
September 20, 2010 at 2:53 pm
No, no… It’s just not doing it for me. I think it’s missing something.
Wait – I’ve got it!
http://tinyurl.com/23ztbvx
September 20, 2010 at 3:09 pm
I literally jumped and just near shrieked when I saw this. Jesus Christ, Regretsy’s bad for my heart sometimes.
September 20, 2010 at 3:09 pm
Perhaps she’s an aspiring blacksmith, very steampunk…
September 20, 2010 at 3:14 pm
September 20, 2010 at 3:18 pm
September 20, 2010 at 3:18 pm
Dream big!
September 20, 2010 at 3:18 pm
http://i51.tinypic.com/2dujqg.png
she sparkles in the sun
September 20, 2010 at 3:20 pm
“I see your gold skin is peeling off the side of your face. Is everthing okay?
“Yea. I’m good. I just have that Midas’ Leprosy. I’ll be fine.”
September 20, 2010 at 3:20 pm
I like the scene by the waterfall. She already seems to sense that she might be the Center of someone’s Lecherous Ogling.
September 20, 2010 at 3:21 pm
Leftfoot, Didn’t Katy Perry wear that to the Grammy’s last year?
September 20, 2010 at 3:22 pm
ah endless fuckery commencement … really sellers should be wary of what they invite from their customers LOL
September 20, 2010 at 3:22 pm
Man, that chick can liven up anything:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/slipstreamblue/5009380523/
September 20, 2010 at 3:25 pm
make up applicate! app-li-cate! app-li-cate!
September 20, 2010 at 3:27 pm
I thought it was Marilyn Manson sans the usual makeup overload.
September 20, 2010 at 3:28 pm
http://s1215.photobucket.com/albums/cc502/lmay1/Fuckery/?action=view¤t=Picture1.png
September 20, 2010 at 3:28 pm
September 20, 2010 at 3:30 pm
The pictures are great, but my favorite part about this is pretty subtle. Taken from the description:
- 1 Vial of Facial Glue
- 1 Tube of Vanilla Sticky Lip Gloss
My bet is that they’re made of the same thing. Someone REALLY likes gold leaf.
September 20, 2010 at 3:32 pm
Gold Leaf meets Tree Man
September 20, 2010 at 3:42 pm
She looks like Lauren Graham
That’s all I got
September 20, 2010 at 3:43 pm
the aftermath of a unicorn show?
darlin’, that’s not envious gossip. they’re trying to decide if your’e a transvestite or not.
September 20, 2010 at 3:44 pm
OHES NOES! Not the Childrenz!!
http://i56.tinypic.com/2mn4uma.jpg
September 20, 2010 at 3:50 pm
I’m 99% sure those are a man’s eyes, but I can’t tell if the face they’re photoshopped onto is female or male.
September 20, 2010 at 3:51 pm
“I want you to teach me how to be faaaabulous”
http://www.flickr.com/photos/53392047@N05/5010053254/in/set-72157624875282429/
September 20, 2010 at 3:53 pm
http://velouria.net/lolmakeup.jpg
September 20, 2010 at 4:24 pm
Its amazing the new colors they have for FACIAL LEICHEN
September 20, 2010 at 4:25 pm
Here’s my meager offering…
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=5677463&id=634691245&ref=fbx_album
September 20, 2010 at 4:27 pm
Her disturbed look tells me she did NOT get the anticipated reaction at Venice Beach:
…and at the Katy Perry show:
She did, however, get into a CatWalk Glamorous Situation:
<img src="http://claresauntie.typepad.com/not%20at%2
September 20, 2010 at 4:46 pm
#52 and Stretch65: did you mean LICHEN? It really does look like something scraped off of a north-facing rock. ;>P
September 20, 2010 at 5:04 pm
Haha her eyelashes make her look like she is having trouble with tribbles.
September 20, 2010 at 5:05 pm
For those who don’t frequent the FB page, here’s my contribution.
Too soon? Y/Y?
http://bit.ly/aXyfGU
September 20, 2010 at 5:11 pm
Love the mammogram photo – I’ll have to wear this makeup for my next one.
September 20, 2010 at 6:07 pm
I dunno, to me, she looks like the blonde chick from waaaay long ago in the car wearing a black wig.
September 20, 2010 at 6:33 pm
You tell me this isn’t her:
http://www.regretsy.com/2010/01/14/level-6-25/
September 20, 2010 at 6:46 pm
My wife upon seeing this: ‘Man, that is the fugliest he/she… I don’t know what that is!’
September 20, 2010 at 7:28 pm
Here you go Regretsians.
http://tiny.cc/8hfua
Stay judgey!
xoox
Legs
September 20, 2010 at 7:40 pm
pardon me but it looks like the glitter herpes is spreading are you contagious ?
September 20, 2010 at 8:07 pm
Soooo….she has glitter herpes of the eyes? Maybe that suggests something about her proclivities with certain Bond villains?
September 20, 2010 at 8:17 pm
When she’s through with the gold glamour and strapped for cash, she could use some hammertime.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/fuzzybunnystew/5010714742/
September 20, 2010 at 8:29 pm
http://twitpic.com/2qhiuj
http://twitpic.com/2qhcrg
September 20, 2010 at 8:35 pm
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September 20, 2010 at 9:05 pm
She should probably watch less ANTM. She’s going to hurt herself trying to smize.
September 20, 2010 at 9:06 pm
Some Goldfinger villain action
http://www.flickr.com/photos/fuzzybunnystew/5010840280/
September 20, 2010 at 10:32 pm
Her day job ain’t so glamorous:
http://i990.photobucket.com/albums/af28/sunshynegrll/goldsniffer.jpg
Thanks for the new gravatar, tejasmom!
September 20, 2010 at 11:03 pm
catwalk attention indeed – it really does look like the cat stepped in gold paint and then traipsed over her face
September 20, 2010 at 11:37 pm
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September 20, 2010 at 11:43 pm
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September 21, 2010 at 1:09 am
Two more that I posted on Facebook:
http://bit.ly/cvlbET
http://bit.ly/cFfBbk
Enjoy!
September 21, 2010 at 1:12 am
yay! gold herpes! :3
September 21, 2010 at 6:18 am
That’s a man – note the very careful placement of his head in relation to his neck. That’s how you hide an Adam’s apple. Coupled with the wig, and lack of boobage.
September 21, 2010 at 6:36 am
What, no golden shower jokes yet?
September 21, 2010 at 6:55 am
By Dave: http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_xjEvGaCDxlM/TJi4ssUZPYI/AAAAAAAAKOU/fO01ilX3vLU/s1600/gold_tea_party.jpg
September 21, 2010 at 6:56 am
Here’s my last submit on this..
http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm183/99centtaco/gold.jpg
September 21, 2010 at 8:08 am
Hmmm…the only thing posted on the seller’s Bio page is “female”. Methinks the “lady” doth protest too much.
September 21, 2010 at 8:55 am
Oh boy! Another person raised under the theory that people who are gossiping about you are “just jealous”.
September 21, 2010 at 9:35 am
http://s860.photobucket.com/albums/ab170/mamiemama/?action=view¤t=Untitled.png
September 21, 2010 at 12:40 pm
Well, obviously, we’ve got some gold out here in the projects.
September 21, 2010 at 7:06 pm
I still can’t figure out her chest. Either she’s had a mastectomy and only had one boob left, or she’s a guy with a badly done fake-boob job.
September 22, 2010 at 12:43 am
September 22, 2010 at 8:13 am
been trying to put this pic up for days! kind of missed the boat, but hey.
http://www.pussyhomeboutique.co.uk/sex-face.jpg
September 22, 2010 at 8:16 am
Oops! Trying again…
http://i53.tinypic.com/23t1awm.jpg
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