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I’m Sloughin’ It

84 comments on I’m Sloughin’ It

  1. BillsBayou
    September 10, 2010 at 9:33 am

    Must be how they get the special sauce.

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  2. BillsBayou
    September 10, 2010 at 9:35 am

    Who knew the “M” was for menstrual?

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  3. BillsBayou
    September 10, 2010 at 9:38 am

    Something to make Grimace grimace.

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  4. knittin-kitten
    September 10, 2010 at 9:39 am

    I got nothing. BillBayou, you pretty much said it all.

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  5. curlytopnola
    September 10, 2010 at 9:39 am

    *grimace*

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  6. BillsBayou
    September 10, 2010 at 9:41 am

    Who knew Aunt Flo wore so much makeup?

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  7. knittin-kitten
    September 10, 2010 at 9:41 am

    After seeing this I really don’t want to know what Golden Arches really means.

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  8. BillsBayou
    September 10, 2010 at 9:42 am

    Ok, one more before I go to lunch.

    Now we know where Ronald got his red hair.

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  9. knittin-kitten
    September 10, 2010 at 9:46 am

    Their strawberry sundaes will never be the same for me now.

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  10. Buzzkill Steampink Noir
    September 10, 2010 at 9:46 am

    *facepalm*

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  11. Menopausalmaniac
    September 10, 2010 at 9:49 am

    Just when you think you have seen it all……………

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  12. Recovering Crack Baby
    September 10, 2010 at 9:50 am

    #7 knittin-kitten : After seeing this I really don’t want to know what Golden Arches really means.

    Don’t kid yourself, knitten. Plenty of people eat The Golden Arches.

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  13. Listyfox
    September 10, 2010 at 9:51 am

    We love to see you menstruate.

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  14. hamoza
    September 10, 2010 at 9:56 am

    I’m holdin’ out for the jack in the box number.

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  15. whimsicalisthenics
    September 10, 2010 at 10:03 am

    Obviously this isn’t meant to be used. It’s a political work of art. Clearly the artist is trying to say something about our throw-away culture, and the massive culture clash and class warfare that has resulted from global warming and the environmental crisis. (cont)

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  16. amcatanzaro
    September 10, 2010 at 10:04 am
  17. joshpincusiscrying
    September 10, 2010 at 10:04 am

    If I wasn’t scared of clowns before, I sure as hell am now!

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  18. Wilma Fingerdoo
    September 10, 2010 at 10:05 am

    Can I get the one in the Filet O’ Fish instead?
    I’m no red head.

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  19. whimsicalisthenics
    September 10, 2010 at 10:05 am

    If you look carefully at Ronald, you can see that the black triangle on his left eye is slightly longer than the one on his right, clearly referencing the tear that runs down the cheek of the Native American in the littering ad from the 1970′s. Yes, the M represents the golden arches, indicating the artist’s wish that like the twin cities of Minneapolis and St. Paul, the two cultures can somehow bridge the distance between them.

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  20. whimsicalisthenics
    September 10, 2010 at 10:07 am

    Or, you know, maybe she just got the fabric on sale…

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  21. AccidentalHousewife
    September 10, 2010 at 10:08 am

    I have to give up my hippie crown because I can never figure out how you’re supposed to use one of these.

    I’m picturing Ronald looking like he was in a terrible car wreck.

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  22. Wilma Fingerdoo
    September 10, 2010 at 10:09 am

    This is what happens when you drink too many Shamrock shakes.

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  23. babazoobee
    September 10, 2010 at 10:10 am

    oh, come ON…seriously? at least it’s not Pizza Pizza….

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  24. hamoza
    September 10, 2010 at 10:10 am

    ‘all fabrics are washed & dried before sewn-ready to wear!’

    I can’t wait to slap something right out of the mailer on my vagoo ,something mauled by a stranger, put through a sewing machine , laden with fluffies hair, drool, & other microscopic goodies.

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  25. deenadj
    September 10, 2010 at 10:12 am

    There is a “Swamp Sludge” McFlurry joke in here somewhere. I’m just still on overload looking at the pad.

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  26. BillsBayou
    September 10, 2010 at 10:15 am

    Can they make one with the Red Bull logo. Because Red Bull gives you wings.

    (sounded better in my head)

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  27. makelikeacouplet
    September 10, 2010 at 10:16 am

    There is nothing funny about menstruation. Unless you are menstruating on a clown.

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  28. WulfslilRed
    September 10, 2010 at 10:20 am

    Damn it…this isn’t the toy I wanted *stomps foot* I wanted the Mayor McCheese Tampon.

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  29. hamoza
    September 10, 2010 at 10:26 am

    I’m getting cramps just looking at this shit.

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  30. leftfoot
    September 10, 2010 at 10:27 am

    should have made diapers instead!

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  31. WhyLikeThis
    September 10, 2010 at 10:27 am

    two all beef paddies, special sauce…

    oh! i’m sorry. i was thinking of something else entirely.

    strangely enough, i know it’s completely wrong yet i’m completely fine with this one. i think i’m becoming desensitized

    …which worries me enough that i can’t make that “dipping sauce” joke i was working on

    shit!

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  32. roquelaure
    September 10, 2010 at 10:33 am

    honey, that’s not ketchup…

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  33. divapixie
    September 10, 2010 at 10:37 am

    *headdesk*
    I have nothing witty to add as you all seem to have said it all.
    I’m lovin’ the comments though.

    Which is worse… that this item exsists or the fact that it seems to be marked as “sold”. *shudders*

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  34. brucifer
    September 10, 2010 at 10:37 am

    Geez look at the bulk! It’d be like wearing a hat on your cooch.

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  35. brucifer
    September 10, 2010 at 10:41 am

    My disgust was lessened by the effective use of exclamation points in her listing!

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  36. Vile & Evil Debbie Downer
    September 10, 2010 at 10:43 am

    Well, forget menopause. I just dried up permanently after seeing this.

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  37. curlytopnola
    September 10, 2010 at 10:47 am

    coming soon to a happy meal near you.

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  38. BillsBayou
    September 10, 2010 at 10:48 am

    Dear Penthouse,
    I used to think the letters in your forum were fiction until this happened to me. I’m the night manager at McDonalds. It was 1am and we had just closed the drive-thru. The cashier and I were the only ones in the restaurant. While I counted out the night’s receipts she came up beside me, stuck her tongue in my ear and said “It’s time to go to town on the clown.”

    (one of the most disturbing paragraphs I’ve ever written)

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  39. BillsBayou
    September 10, 2010 at 10:56 am

    When monthlies begin flowing down,
    In volumes where other pads drown,
    He’ll stop up your flood,
    Of menses and blood.
    He’s Ronald McDonald the clown!

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  40. polkadotbananas
    September 10, 2010 at 10:57 am

    You should never let a clown get in your pants. They are always up to something funny.

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  41. HelenaHandbasket
    September 10, 2010 at 11:04 am

    Time to totally rethink those lunch plans. :-(

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  42. rubypony
    September 10, 2010 at 11:16 am

    Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

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  43. Rascalmom
    September 10, 2010 at 11:29 am

    Let Ronald McDonald eat YOUR yucky products for a change!

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  44. merryMarie
    September 10, 2010 at 11:30 am

    Super-Sized for heavy flow.

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  45. gator726
    September 10, 2010 at 11:40 am

    This would’ve added a unique twist to the movie “Supersize Me.”

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  46. TooManyCookbooks
    September 10, 2010 at 11:51 am

    I’m not sure which I find more unsettling — 1) That this fabric exists; 2) That someone chose it to make a pad; 3) That despite 1 and 2, I’m still thinking ‘Well, at least this one isn’t Edward Cullen.’

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  47. gator726
    September 10, 2010 at 11:53 am

    I’m going to pass on those new smoothies.

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  48. Skullymart
    September 10, 2010 at 11:56 am

    I’m off to McD’s for lunch, can’t decide if I should order a McFlurry or a Sundae Bloody Sundae.

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  49. suebe
    September 10, 2010 at 11:57 am

    Nothing like Ronald McDonald looking up at your bloody vagoo.

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  50. Bronc Drywall
    September 10, 2010 at 12:02 pm

    Women who use rewashable maxi-pads are the real heroes. Nay, superheroes!

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  51. BillsBayou
    September 10, 2010 at 12:04 pm

    @Bronc: Real women roll their own tampons and kick-start their vibrators.

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  52. knittin-kitten
    September 10, 2010 at 12:08 pm

    I had a horrifying thought; if they make McDonalds fabric, does that mean there is fabric sporting other fast food chain logos? Because I REALLY don’t want to know what she’d do with In N Out logo fabric.

    Really. I don’t.

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  53. DamnitsGlam
    September 10, 2010 at 12:17 pm

    It’s times like these when I’m really glad I had a hysterectomy.

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  54. smemilyanne
    September 10, 2010 at 12:27 pm

    @#14 hamoza:
    One time at Jack In The Box I witnessed a grown woman masturbating in a booth, and it was all just too literal for me.

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  55. Patty got abducted by a Steampunk Alien
    September 10, 2010 at 12:34 pm

    I thank fuck every day that I’m no longer capable of doing what is done to ever possibly need one of these.

    Thank fuck! That is to say, it wasn’t fucking that got me this way… I’m just old. A dried-up old husk of a person who has nothing better to do all day that pick on etsy artists. I mean “artists”.

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  56. wolfette
    September 10, 2010 at 12:35 pm

    As a longtime lurker I signed up for an account today just so I could say that “I’m Sloughin’ It” is the most clever title for any post on Regretsy ever!!! That is all.

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  57. BillsBayou
    September 10, 2010 at 12:37 pm

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  58. knittin-kitten
    September 10, 2010 at 12:43 pm

    Bills-You are the wind beneath my wings. I really needed a laugh today and you made me shriek like a hyena. Thank you!

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  59. BillsBayou
    September 10, 2010 at 12:46 pm

    @Kitten, “Wind beneath my wings” !!!! I get it! Wings… the pads…

    *cough*

    Just don’t let my wife know I’m giving you a breeze between your knees.

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  60. Maman Brigitte
    September 10, 2010 at 1:07 pm

    Since Mc Donald’s hormone-injected burgers have contributed to early puberty in girls, this would be the perfect item to include with those Happy Meals!

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  61. babycakes
    September 10, 2010 at 1:29 pm

    because CLEARLY the same people who are into reusable, eco-friendly menstrual pads are big fans of McDonald’s shwag as well.

    new happy meal toy for teens? “would you like that Moody Meal for boys or for girls?”

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  62. mickey
    September 10, 2010 at 1:35 pm

    Since my son-in-law despises McDonald’s, he was delighted when I made my grandson a washable diaper using McD’s fleece. Now it seems I can double his delight with products for his wife as well. Maybe I should just run the gamut and make re-usable snot wipers for him! Looks like he’s gonna have a McAwesome Christmas!

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  63. razberries
    September 10, 2010 at 1:44 pm

    this is one item I don’t think the Hamburglar will be stealing any time soon

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  64. and Stretch65 as “The Count”
    September 10, 2010 at 2:05 pm

    Is it Mc Ribbed for her pleasure?

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  65. and Stretch65 as “The Count”
    September 10, 2010 at 2:06 pm

    The wings on the side make it one of the new mc Wraps

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  66. and Stretch65 as “The Count”
    September 10, 2010 at 2:14 pm

    …and it SOLD. Mother Earth has again been spared the wrapping paper and bow from Mother Natures monthly gift…

    “one menstrual paddy, special sauce…”
    Enst

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  67. invaderhorizongreen
    September 10, 2010 at 2:50 pm

    McDonalds is certainly off the FREAKING menu now 0_0

    now i cant see one of these places without thinking of this pardon me while i bleach my brain

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  68. Molly Malone
    September 10, 2010 at 3:25 pm

    There is no way on this earth that I would ever have Ronald McDonald’s face THAT close to my hoo-ha…

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  69. Lara
    September 10, 2010 at 4:32 pm

    Come on, guys! The snaps were applied with a PROFESSIONAL snap press! Not just a hammer or anything!

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  70. Nightme
    September 10, 2010 at 5:57 pm

    I’m disappointed. I wanted to have menstrual pads with the Burger King guy on them so I could ‘have it my way’.

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  71. MonikaGottindottir
    September 10, 2010 at 6:18 pm

    The pill lets you have it your way.
    This… just makes you experience a McPeriod.

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  72. knittin-kitten
    September 11, 2010 at 5:49 am

    Bills-I won’t tell your wife if you won’t!

    I went to dinner last night with a friend. I told her about this post. We then looked at each other and said, in unison, “some things shouldn’t be recycled. EVER.”

    I live in an apartment building. I will now forever fear doing laundry. If I find one of these things left in the washer, I’m packing up the cat and moving. ASAP.

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  73. saphyress
    September 11, 2010 at 4:01 pm

    @BillsBayou – You rock, seriously.

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  74. MAG
    September 11, 2010 at 8:23 pm

    Happy Meal? I don’t think so.

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  75. Cosmic Yuk
    September 11, 2010 at 8:45 pm

    Can I get fries with that?

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  76. magic knickers
    September 13, 2010 at 4:56 am

    omg why would anyone want a scary paedo clown looking up their minge?

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  77. invaderhorizongreen
    September 13, 2010 at 3:59 pm

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  78. amyruthanne
    September 13, 2010 at 6:51 pm

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  79. zenwaitress
    September 14, 2010 at 7:25 am

    Well I wasn’t too interested till I saw the snaps were put in all professional like. But where do I get underdrawers with snaps in them? Are they available in coordinating Hamburglar fabrics?

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  80. deenadj
    September 14, 2010 at 2:43 pm

    #79 – The pad snaps to itself. Imagine the “pad” part on your panties normally, then hook the “wings” around the sides, and snap them to each other on the bottom, on the outside of your panties, like where your booty would touch your jeans. I imagine that by it snapping to itself that stops it from “walking” all over the place since there’s no adhesive to keep it in place. We all know how unpleasant THAT particular place in hell can be.

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  81. Disaster warden!!!!!!!!
    October 11, 2010 at 7:29 pm

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  82. Auntpearlsglorybox
    November 7, 2010 at 12:58 am

    What the hell is that?? They dont sell those at my Maccas

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  83. Chip Munk
    April 26, 2011 at 8:53 pm

    I didn’t think that I could be more hungry when I looked between my legs while on the rag, but man was I wrong.

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  84. CaitlinExplosion
    May 14, 2011 at 4:24 pm

    DO NOT WANT Ronald McDonald’s creepy face anywhere near my downstairs. Thanks.

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