Must be how they get the special sauce.
Who knew the “M” was for menstrual?
Something to make Grimace grimace.
I got nothing. BillBayou, you pretty much said it all.
Who knew Aunt Flo wore so much makeup?
After seeing this I really don’t want to know what Golden Arches really means.
Ok, one more before I go to lunch.
Now we know where Ronald got his red hair.
Their strawberry sundaes will never be the same for me now.
Just when you think you have seen it all……………
#7 knittin-kitten : After seeing this I really don’t want to know what Golden Arches really means.
Don’t kid yourself, knitten. Plenty of people eat The Golden Arches.
We love to see you menstruate.
I’m holdin’ out for the jack in the box number.
Obviously this isn’t meant to be used. It’s a political work of art. Clearly the artist is trying to say something about our throw-away culture, and the massive culture clash and class warfare that has resulted from global warming and the environmental crisis. (cont)
More from the same.
If I wasn’t scared of clowns before, I sure as hell am now!
Can I get the one in the Filet O’ Fish instead?
I’m no red head.
If you look carefully at Ronald, you can see that the black triangle on his left eye is slightly longer than the one on his right, clearly referencing the tear that runs down the cheek of the Native American in the littering ad from the 1970′s. Yes, the M represents the golden arches, indicating the artist’s wish that like the twin cities of Minneapolis and St. Paul, the two cultures can somehow bridge the distance between them.
Or, you know, maybe she just got the fabric on sale…
I have to give up my hippie crown because I can never figure out how you’re supposed to use one of these.
I’m picturing Ronald looking like he was in a terrible car wreck.
This is what happens when you drink too many Shamrock shakes.
oh, come ON…seriously? at least it’s not Pizza Pizza….
‘all fabrics are washed & dried before sewn-ready to wear!’
I can’t wait to slap something right out of the mailer on my vagoo ,something mauled by a stranger, put through a sewing machine , laden with fluffies hair, drool, & other microscopic goodies.
There is a “Swamp Sludge” McFlurry joke in here somewhere. I’m just still on overload looking at the pad.
Can they make one with the Red Bull logo. Because Red Bull gives you wings.
(sounded better in my head)
There is nothing funny about menstruation. Unless you are menstruating on a clown.
Damn it…this isn’t the toy I wanted *stomps foot* I wanted the Mayor McCheese Tampon.
I’m getting cramps just looking at this shit.
should have made diapers instead!
two all beef paddies, special sauce…
oh! i’m sorry. i was thinking of something else entirely.
strangely enough, i know it’s completely wrong yet i’m completely fine with this one. i think i’m becoming desensitized
…which worries me enough that i can’t make that “dipping sauce” joke i was working on
honey, that’s not ketchup…
I have nothing witty to add as you all seem to have said it all.
I’m lovin’ the comments though.
Which is worse… that this item exsists or the fact that it seems to be marked as “sold”. *shudders*
Geez look at the bulk! It’d be like wearing a hat on your cooch.
My disgust was lessened by the effective use of exclamation points in her listing!
Well, forget menopause. I just dried up permanently after seeing this.
coming soon to a happy meal near you.
I used to think the letters in your forum were fiction until this happened to me. I’m the night manager at McDonalds. It was 1am and we had just closed the drive-thru. The cashier and I were the only ones in the restaurant. While I counted out the night’s receipts she came up beside me, stuck her tongue in my ear and said “It’s time to go to town on the clown.”
(one of the most disturbing paragraphs I’ve ever written)
When monthlies begin flowing down,
In volumes where other pads drown,
He’ll stop up your flood,
Of menses and blood.
He’s Ronald McDonald the clown!
You should never let a clown get in your pants. They are always up to something funny.
Time to totally rethink those lunch plans.
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Clowns are scary enough without putting their face right up against your v-jay. Btw, his mouth, nose and hair were already red, right? I don’t think it’s fair to ask customers to buy one already used.
Let Ronald McDonald eat YOUR yucky products for a change!
Super-Sized for heavy flow.
This would’ve added a unique twist to the movie “Supersize Me.”
I’m not sure which I find more unsettling — 1) That this fabric exists; 2) That someone chose it to make a pad; 3) That despite 1 and 2, I’m still thinking ‘Well, at least this one isn’t Edward Cullen.’
I’m going to pass on those new smoothies.
I’m off to McD’s for lunch, can’t decide if I should order a McFlurry or a Sundae Bloody Sundae.
Nothing like Ronald McDonald looking up at your bloody vagoo.
Women who use rewashable maxi-pads are the real heroes. Nay, superheroes!
@Bronc: Real women roll their own tampons and kick-start their vibrators.
I had a horrifying thought; if they make McDonalds fabric, does that mean there is fabric sporting other fast food chain logos? Because I REALLY don’t want to know what she’d do with In N Out logo fabric.
Really. I don’t.
It’s times like these when I’m really glad I had a hysterectomy.
One time at Jack In The Box I witnessed a grown woman masturbating in a booth, and it was all just too literal for me.
I thank fuck every day that I’m no longer capable of doing what is done to ever possibly need one of these.
Thank fuck! That is to say, it wasn’t fucking that got me this way… I’m just old. A dried-up old husk of a person who has nothing better to do all day that pick on etsy artists. I mean “artists”.
As a longtime lurker I signed up for an account today just so I could say that “I’m Sloughin’ It” is the most clever title for any post on Regretsy ever!!! That is all.
@51 Knittin-kitten: This is for you.
Bills-You are the wind beneath my wings. I really needed a laugh today and you made me shriek like a hyena. Thank you!
@Kitten, “Wind beneath my wings” !!!! I get it! Wings… the pads…
Just don’t let my wife know I’m giving you a breeze between your knees.
Since Mc Donald’s hormone-injected burgers have contributed to early puberty in girls, this would be the perfect item to include with those Happy Meals!
because CLEARLY the same people who are into reusable, eco-friendly menstrual pads are big fans of McDonald’s shwag as well.
new happy meal toy for teens? “would you like that Moody Meal for boys or for girls?”
Since my son-in-law despises McDonald’s, he was delighted when I made my grandson a washable diaper using McD’s fleece. Now it seems I can double his delight with products for his wife as well. Maybe I should just run the gamut and make re-usable snot wipers for him! Looks like he’s gonna have a McAwesome Christmas!
this is one item I don’t think the Hamburglar will be stealing any time soon
Is it Mc Ribbed for her pleasure?
The wings on the side make it one of the new mc Wraps
…and it SOLD. Mother Earth has again been spared the wrapping paper and bow from Mother Natures monthly gift…
“one menstrual paddy, special sauce…”
McDonalds is certainly off the FREAKING menu now 0_0
now i cant see one of these places without thinking of this pardon me while i bleach my brain
There is no way on this earth that I would ever have Ronald McDonald’s face THAT close to my hoo-ha…
Come on, guys! The snaps were applied with a PROFESSIONAL snap press! Not just a hammer or anything!
I’m disappointed. I wanted to have menstrual pads with the Burger King guy on them so I could ‘have it my way’.
The pill lets you have it your way.
This… just makes you experience a McPeriod.
Bills-I won’t tell your wife if you won’t!
I went to dinner last night with a friend. I told her about this post. We then looked at each other and said, in unison, “some things shouldn’t be recycled. EVER.”
I live in an apartment building. I will now forever fear doing laundry. If I find one of these things left in the washer, I’m packing up the cat and moving. ASAP.
@BillsBayou – You rock, seriously.
Happy Meal? I don’t think so.
Can I get fries with that?
omg why would anyone want a scary paedo clown looking up their minge?
do want a combo meal too
I’m sorry but do women actually use things like this? Reusable panty liners? It’s just so unsanitary! I’m all for going green but you’ve got to draw the line somewhere.
Well I wasn’t too interested till I saw the snaps were put in all professional like. But where do I get underdrawers with snaps in them? Are they available in coordinating Hamburglar fabrics?
#79 – The pad snaps to itself. Imagine the “pad” part on your panties normally, then hook the “wings” around the sides, and snap them to each other on the bottom, on the outside of your panties, like where your booty would touch your jeans. I imagine that by it snapping to itself that stops it from “walking” all over the place since there’s no adhesive to keep it in place. We all know how unpleasant THAT particular place in hell can be.
What the hell is that?? They dont sell those at my Maccas
I didn’t think that I could be more hungry when I looked between my legs while on the rag, but man was I wrong.
DO NOT WANT Ronald McDonald’s creepy face anywhere near my downstairs. Thanks.
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