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I smell Regretsy bait…or maybe it’s the Granny Smith apples?
There it is, America— forget the eagle! We got Betty White!
Betty White is being honored in all sorts of ways lately…first as a zombie with the Golden Girls (Chuck Hodi is awesome, btw) and now the Pancake Guy is wowing us with Betty’s pie boobs. I hope Ms. White gets to see all of this great art work! Too funny
can i request it ala mode?
All the kids these days and their Betty White worship. Bah! I used to watch her way back in the olden days! The SEVENTIES!!!
What a titillating painting of Betty.
(and why are those pies moldy and growing sideways beards?)
they say a picture is worth a thousand words
this one is an entire abnormal psychology textbook
All I can say about the Ebay link is that I could sure go for some bacon and eggs right about now…
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No no no no no.
it’s “fight FOR the flag and mom’s apple pie
not “To get away from”
you must have misheard
Oh Lacey can you see
Her old pie shaped headlights?
What so ghastly this failed
Like Twilights last painting
not getting this. Betty White appears to be the love-child of Marilyn Monroe and Madonna. Which being cross-generational is very perplexing.
the pillsbury dough boy’s wet dream
That’s pretty much the greatest thing I have seen all week and I’m going to buy one. Except I’ll have to hang it somewhere out of the way because I have too many kids in my house. I don’t feel like explaining this one…I don’t even think I’d be able.
betty crocker knockers
Actually, there was a Golden Girl associated with pie: Rue McClanahan, who was in a series called “Apple Pie.” (It lasted two episodes.)
But since Rue has passed on, maybe it’s in poor taste to give her pie boobs.
1) Firstly, Where’s the “View in a Room” sign?
2) Is Elko anywhere near St. Olleff ??
3) I wonder if this is where the idea for American Beauty first came from??
4) We all know there’s going to be someone out there who’s going to want this painting for something other than it was made for.
5) Get your mind out of the gutter.
“The print is archival spray sealed, mailed flat in a foamboard mailer, additionally hand-signed, and includes a copy of my Palin Pancakes / Barack Obama Nude On A Unicorn-Miracle On The Hudson art card. ”
I think I would pay 20 bucks just to see that… Betty White pie is a bonus. And it at least looks like her.
Plus it reminds me of an ancient National Lampoon story about a Thanksgiving Dinner that devolved into a food orgy (I think written by Tony Hendra) – granma’s boobs ended up in the pumpkin pie, and someone was doing something very rude with a stick of butter and I don’t want to remember what pop was doing to the turkey.
Do I even want to know what the filling is?
Betty White’s pie is popular in St Olaf
Personally, I prefer his President Obama On A Unicorn Accompanied By Stalin Drinking Milk And Dr House.
You get the forks, I’ll get the cheesecake…I mean pie! I love Betty White. Rose was always my favourite Golden Girl.
There are some things that, when you see them, you immediately think ‘That’s brilliant!’
This is not one of them.
Wow… how ‘baked’ do you have to be to come up with that?!
I disagree mad2, it’s brilliant. Now who wants some pie?
“As American as Betty White’s tits!”
I’m seeing this with a newspaper headline:
Smoke-emitting pie-tit cocaine-crazed Betty White terrorizes neighborhood
This just keeps playing through my head:
I think it needs some tassels. Just to class things up a bit.
i have never needed twenty dollars more than i do right now.
I don’t think its fair to assume that every crappy, misguided, weird thing is regretsy bait.
Some things really are just that bad. And weird for no apparent reason.
Skully-I think I love you. It took me a minute to figure it out but once I did, I erupted into hysterical laughter. And I really needed that today.
(The scariest thing about this post is, and you all probably don’t want to know this information, my mom bears a close resemblence to Ms. White.)
I suppose I’m finally getting desensitized. My first thought on seeing this was “WTF is wrong with Betty’s teeth?”
Are her breasts on fire, or is Betty White just smokin’ hot?
I bought this.
So is there a Beatrice Arthur version? I mean, THAT would be hot!
The pies go well with her Giant Dusty Muffin…
Thank you for being a friend…
Wow! You have just solved pretty much all of my more difficult Christmas presents with this post.
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