Betty White is being honored in all sorts of ways lately…first as a zombie with the Golden Girls (Chuck Hodi is awesome, btw) and now the Pancake Guy is wowing us with Betty’s pie boobs. I hope Ms. White gets to see all of this great art work! Too funny
That’s pretty much the greatest thing I have seen all week and I’m going to buy one. Except I’ll have to hang it somewhere out of the way because I have too many kids in my house. I don’t feel like explaining this one…I don’t even think I’d be able.
1) Firstly, Where’s the “View in a Room” sign?
2) Is Elko anywhere near St. Olleff ??
3) I wonder if this is where the idea for American Beauty first came from??
4) We all know there’s going to be someone out there who’s going to want this painting for something other than it was made for.
5) Get your mind out of the gutter.
Buzzkill Steampink Noir
September 10, 2010 at 2:30 pm
“The print is archival spray sealed, mailed flat in a foamboard mailer, additionally hand-signed, and includes a copy of my Palin Pancakes / Barack Obama Nude On A Unicorn-Miracle On The Hudson art card. ”
I think I would pay 20 bucks just to see that… Betty White pie is a bonus. And it at least looks like her.
Buzzkill Steampink Noir
September 10, 2010 at 2:31 pm
Plus it reminds me of an ancient National Lampoon story about a Thanksgiving Dinner that devolved into a food orgy (I think written by Tony Hendra) – granma’s boobs ended up in the pumpkin pie, and someone was doing something very rude with a stick of butter and I don’t want to remember what pop was doing to the turkey.
I don’t think its fair to assume that every crappy, misguided, weird thing is regretsy bait.
Some things really are just that bad. And weird for no apparent reason.
September 10, 2010 at 1:36 pm
I smell Regretsy bait…or maybe it’s the Granny Smith apples?
September 10, 2010 at 1:37 pm
There it is, America— forget the eagle! We got Betty White!
September 10, 2010 at 1:38 pm
Betty White is being honored in all sorts of ways lately…first as a zombie with the Golden Girls (Chuck Hodi is awesome, btw) and now the Pancake Guy is wowing us with Betty’s pie boobs. I hope Ms. White gets to see all of this great art work! Too funny
September 10, 2010 at 1:39 pm
can i request it ala mode?
September 10, 2010 at 1:39 pm
All the kids these days and their Betty White worship. Bah! I used to watch her way back in the olden days! The SEVENTIES!!!
September 10, 2010 at 1:41 pm
What a titillating painting of Betty.
(and why are those pies moldy and growing sideways beards?)
September 10, 2010 at 1:41 pm
they say a picture is worth a thousand words
this one is an entire abnormal psychology textbook
September 10, 2010 at 1:42 pm
All I can say about the Ebay link is that I could sure go for some bacon and eggs right about now…
September 10, 2010 at 1:43 pm
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September 10, 2010 at 1:44 pm
Oh Lacey can you see
Her old pie shaped headlights?
What so ghastly this failed
Like Twilights last painting
September 10, 2010 at 1:45 pm
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September 10, 2010 at 1:47 pm
the pillsbury dough boy’s wet dream
September 10, 2010 at 1:47 pm
That’s pretty much the greatest thing I have seen all week and I’m going to buy one. Except I’ll have to hang it somewhere out of the way because I have too many kids in my house. I don’t feel like explaining this one…I don’t even think I’d be able.
September 10, 2010 at 1:48 pm
betty crocker knockers
September 10, 2010 at 2:09 pm
Actually, there was a Golden Girl associated with pie: Rue McClanahan, who was in a series called “Apple Pie.” (It lasted two episodes.)
But since Rue has passed on, maybe it’s in poor taste to give her pie boobs.
September 10, 2010 at 2:13 pm
1) Firstly, Where’s the “View in a Room” sign?
2) Is Elko anywhere near St. Olleff ??
3) I wonder if this is where the idea for American Beauty first came from??
4) We all know there’s going to be someone out there who’s going to want this painting for something other than it was made for.
5) Get your mind out of the gutter.
September 10, 2010 at 2:30 pm
“The print is archival spray sealed, mailed flat in a foamboard mailer, additionally hand-signed, and includes a copy of my Palin Pancakes / Barack Obama Nude On A Unicorn-Miracle On The Hudson art card. ”
I think I would pay 20 bucks just to see that… Betty White pie is a bonus. And it at least looks like her.
September 10, 2010 at 2:31 pm
Plus it reminds me of an ancient National Lampoon story about a Thanksgiving Dinner that devolved into a food orgy (I think written by Tony Hendra) – granma’s boobs ended up in the pumpkin pie, and someone was doing something very rude with a stick of butter and I don’t want to remember what pop was doing to the turkey.
September 10, 2010 at 2:31 pm
Do I even want to know what the filling is?
September 10, 2010 at 2:41 pm
Betty White’s pie is popular in St Olaf
September 10, 2010 at 2:43 pm
Personally, I prefer his President Obama On A Unicorn Accompanied By Stalin Drinking Milk And Dr House.
September 10, 2010 at 2:55 pm
You get the forks, I’ll get the cheesecake…I mean pie! I love Betty White. Rose was always my favourite Golden Girl.
September 10, 2010 at 3:22 pm
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September 10, 2010 at 3:22 pm
Wow… how ‘baked’ do you have to be to come up with that?!
September 10, 2010 at 4:13 pm
I disagree mad2, it’s brilliant. Now who wants some pie?
September 10, 2010 at 4:25 pm
“As American as Betty White’s tits!”
September 10, 2010 at 4:30 pm
I’m seeing this with a newspaper headline:
Smoke-emitting pie-tit cocaine-crazed Betty White terrorizes neighborhood
September 10, 2010 at 4:54 pm
This just keeps playing through my head:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JC59IF5Jar4
September 11, 2010 at 5:56 am
I think it needs some tassels. Just to class things up a bit.
September 11, 2010 at 9:38 am
i have never needed twenty dollars more than i do right now.
September 11, 2010 at 1:33 pm
I don’t think its fair to assume that every crappy, misguided, weird thing is regretsy bait.
Some things really are just that bad. And weird for no apparent reason.
September 11, 2010 at 8:45 pm
September 11, 2010 at 9:00 pm
Skully-I think I love you. It took me a minute to figure it out but once I did, I erupted into hysterical laughter. And I really needed that today.
(The scariest thing about this post is, and you all probably don’t want to know this information, my mom bears a close resemblence to Ms. White.)
September 13, 2010 at 10:11 am
I suppose I’m finally getting desensitized. My first thought on seeing this was “WTF is wrong with Betty’s teeth?”
March 23, 2011 at 12:40 pm
Are her breasts on fire, or is Betty White just smokin’ hot?
March 31, 2011 at 6:27 pm
I bought this.
July 9, 2011 at 7:21 am
So is there a Beatrice Arthur version? I mean, THAT would be hot!
July 19, 2011 at 8:56 pm
The pies go well with her Giant Dusty Muffin…
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/05/10/betty-white-snl-muffin-vi_n_570195.html
July 22, 2011 at 10:50 pm
Thank you for being a friend…
…with benefits.
November 5, 2011 at 7:00 pm
Wow! You have just solved pretty much all of my more difficult Christmas presents with this post.