The only thing more fun than a stranger’s hair in your coffee is a Band-Aid in your salad. But that doesn’t happen so much now that they use gloves at Subway.
If I wanted hair in my coffee, I’d have my cat make it.
Wait, it’s “made by hand…with real artist’s hair”. A missing comma really changes what I think you want to say. Unless you really did make it with your hair.
How would you hand-wash it without ruining the hair?
If you can’t machine wash it, and you can’t wash it by hand, then how can you USE it?
and if you can’t use it, then why the HELL would you buy it??
After looking at all of the other mugs in this person’s collection, I must admit I’m becoming totally obsessed with them. I’m adding the dali mug to my birthday wish list asap.
Little did the crew of the S.S. Tea Party realize, but they would soon meet their doom in the hot-watery depths, as the tentacles of the feared Tufty Kraken slithered their way starboard.
AreYouGoingToEatThatPickle
September 9, 2010 at 6:42 pm
With exception to the holes, hair, and hardware, I kind of like these fancy-pants little cups.
At first I shuddered at the ‘incorrect’ spelling of “Expresso”, then realised the seller is from Italy – they scorn cakers calling their beloved beverage by the incorrect name, so I can’t help but think that the error is intentional.
it’s HER hair real human hair from some person i do not know attached to a vessel one is expected to drink from.. @.@! ……… this is certainly more hurl worthy than the previous post… and i think i just did a little
“This is a one of a kind Coffee Cup with a hole in the bottom so it is useless if you want to drink out of it. Is it the concept not the coffee cup that you are buying here.
…
Mostly refferred to people who are divorcing… wives take everything away from you and you are left with nothing.”
@amazon- whooooooooa is right.
A chick wrote that? Right , cuz’ we all know how greedy women are & how easy they have it , with their 60 cents or so on the dollar in the workforce , easy childbirth issues, yadayada….
on another note .. most of her cups cant be drank from.. whats the point? why buy them, why even make them? they all look like slip cast forms that have just been modified a little (if you don’t know what slip cast is think china made from mold ceramics) this lady’s asking way too much if it’s just popped from a mold and then played with loose loose for original work.
When I was a student I worked at Starbucks where we had a nickname for everyone – tall-tea-lady, tall-coffee-double-cup-no-lid-guy, or one particularly interesting venti mocha guy. This cup sort of reminds me of venti mocha guy, who sported a handlebar moustache.
After one particularly caffeinated morning, his nickname morphed into “The Thigh Tickler.” Somehow, I don’t think this cup would ever be quite as exciting for many reasons.
I totally remember seeing this and thought about sending it in, not sure why I didn’t but I’m glad someone else found it. Definitely makes me wanna hurl -_-
That’s cool and all, but I was really looking for a pubic beard cup. Oh, you’re out of that one? Give me the cup that is glazed with your sweat after working in the summer sun for hours. Oh, you’re out that one, I’ll take the cup that has a pooling of your blood crusted on the bottom. Don’t have that one either? I guess I’ll just settle and take the one with the artists nuts hanging over the rim. Oh they’ll be bobbing up and down like a pair venous, sweaty buoys as I sip my tea?…
Why the hell do all these crafters think we want shit made out of their hair, fingernails, teeth, etc? We’re not your mom, we don’t keep your baby teeth in a box to treasure forever, we sure as shit don’t want your adult castoffs.
and Stretch65 as “The Count”
September 10, 2010 at 8:32 am
“I’m so wild about Hairy”
Don’t stop the fun with just the artists hairy mug
Pay the extra $10 and the artist will include his own personal cream Coffee Mate it aint
Buzzkill Steampink Noir
September 10, 2010 at 9:53 am
wow, I’m going to glue random useless crap together and call it “art”, too. I’ve got an oversupply of hot beverage containers that I’d have to sell for 50 cents at a garage sale. Who knew that I could grab hair clippings from the salon down the street and make 100 times that!
I don’t think I own ANY dishes that are “machine washable.” Surely she means “not dishwasher safe” – please? Guys? Help? Please?
Idea – one of use needs to become a “stylist” for these mugs. If somebody would pay $50 for the mug, they’d expect to pay to keep it looking good, right?
Did she sit around drinking her morning coffee, thinking You know what would make this even better? Feeling like a spider is crawling up my nose! I can’t be the only one that feels this way!
September 9, 2010 at 4:34 pm
One thing I look for in art is machine washability. So, no can do on this masterpiece.
September 9, 2010 at 4:38 pm
Waiter! There’s a fly in my soup! I’ll just have some coffee then…never mind.
September 9, 2010 at 4:39 pm
Real artist’s hair? Is that better or worse than human hair?
September 9, 2010 at 4:40 pm
The best part of waking up is follicles in your cup!
September 9, 2010 at 4:42 pm
If I wanted hair in my coffee, I’d have my cat make it.
Wait, it’s “made by hand…with real artist’s hair”. A missing comma really changes what I think you want to say. Unless you really did make it with your hair.
September 9, 2010 at 4:42 pm
I’m sorry, I prefer fake artist’s hair on my espresso cups.
September 9, 2010 at 4:43 pm
i just threw up in my drink, but at least the hairs on the side caught all the chunks in time.
September 9, 2010 at 4:45 pm
I wonder if espresso gets hot enough to make the hair get that wonderful burning aroma that I know we all crave
September 9, 2010 at 4:47 pm
everytime I go to Starbucks, I think, “this latte is missing a hairpiece…”
Never again!
September 9, 2010 at 4:47 pm
Does it come with dandruff or do I have to provide my own? Split ends at least?
Meret Oppenheim did this to a cup using fur, about 80 years ago.It was not meant to be a vessel for drinks either.What a yutz.
September 9, 2010 at 4:49 pm
Upside – If someone glances over at the precise moment that you take a sip, they’ll think you have a DOPE mustache.
September 9, 2010 at 4:50 pm
It could be en hommage to this:
http://www.moma.org/visit/calendar/exhibitions/960
But its much more likely that this person has a gross hair fetish and likes the feel of having it tickle her face while drinking heated beverages.
June 27, 2011 at 10:24 pm
Help! how is a fur covered cup, saucer and spoon erotic? I just don’t get it…
September 9, 2010 at 4:50 pm
For those of you who can’t grow a Wilford Brimley moustache, but always wanted to know what it’s like drinking coffee with one.
September 9, 2010 at 4:50 pm
How would you hand-wash it without ruining the hair?
If you can’t machine wash it, and you can’t wash it by hand, then how can you USE it?
and if you can’t use it, then why the HELL would you buy it??
September 9, 2010 at 4:52 pm
Sorry #10, I didn’t see your comment.
September 9, 2010 at 4:52 pm
After looking at all of the other mugs in this person’s collection, I must admit I’m becoming totally obsessed with them. I’m adding the dali mug to my birthday wish list asap.
September 9, 2010 at 4:54 pm
In coffee lingo, this one’s called “The Donald”.
September 9, 2010 at 4:54 pm
@# 15 mannequin-no apologies necessary… glad that you provided the image !
September 9, 2010 at 4:58 pm
We can at least be thankful that the hair isn’t a little, uh… shorter and curlier.
Always a bright side.
September 9, 2010 at 5:00 pm
Does it at least come with a guarantee against premature balding?
September 9, 2010 at 5:01 pm
Reminds me of Oppenheim’s Object. Only, that was art. This is etsy.
September 9, 2010 at 5:04 pm
Ha, #10 and #12 got there first. Sorry for the redundancy.
September 9, 2010 at 5:04 pm
@LeeLoo bwahahaha….I’ll have a double combover with a triple shot , hold the caff.
September 9, 2010 at 5:04 pm
It appears that she has one with Ear hair as well.
http://www.etsy.com/listing/45740024/ear-expresso-coffee-cup
September 9, 2010 at 5:07 pm
perfect for a fresh cup of lice coffee or a little of the ol’ hair of the dog
September 9, 2010 at 5:08 pm
@14, lather, rinse, repeat.
September 9, 2010 at 5:16 pm
Little did the crew of the S.S. Tea Party realize, but they would soon meet their doom in the hot-watery depths, as the tentacles of the feared Tufty Kraken slithered their way starboard.
September 9, 2010 at 5:20 pm
It’s been done.
September 9, 2010 at 5:24 pm
W… T… F…?????
September 9, 2010 at 5:29 pm
the steam will only make the hair all frizzy then you’ll need gels and sprays and damnit it will be like another chick in the house
September 9, 2010 at 5:32 pm
it looks like some sort of grotesque sea creature is trying to steal your drink.
i understand how they did it. it’s the “why” i’m struggling with
September 9, 2010 at 5:35 pm
I knew I never should have made that comment about the Jimi Hendrix portrait having a piece of the artist in the form of his own hair.
September 9, 2010 at 5:43 pm
as jesusmotherbug got there first and did the “sea creature” reference so much better than i, can we all pretend i said “spider” instead?
i’d appreciate it
September 9, 2010 at 6:09 pm
Have some coffee. It’s so strong, it’ll put hair on your chest.
September 9, 2010 at 6:20 pm
Mmm yummy. A nice cup of joe, with a bit of Joe attached!
September 9, 2010 at 6:34 pm
One venti wankaccino to go.
September 9, 2010 at 6:35 pm
hey i could do this i would just stroll down to the barber shop, collect the leftovers, and glue it to a coffee cup
September 9, 2010 at 6:37 pm
Oh sure #36, you *could* do this, but who DID first, hmm?!
September 9, 2010 at 6:42 pm
With exception to the holes, hair, and hardware, I kind of like these fancy-pants little cups.
At first I shuddered at the ‘incorrect’ spelling of “Expresso”, then realised the seller is from Italy – they scorn cakers calling their beloved beverage by the incorrect name, so I can’t help but think that the error is intentional.
September 9, 2010 at 6:48 pm
#37 i would do more than just hair i would put glitter and ribbons on it
September 9, 2010 at 7:00 pm
Woman on airplane (to self): That’s odd. Jim always stops at one hairball when I make him coffee at home.
September 9, 2010 at 7:26 pm
it’s HER hair real human hair from some person i do not know attached to a vessel one is expected to drink from.. @.@! ……… this is certainly more hurl worthy than the previous post… and i think i just did a little
September 9, 2010 at 7:35 pm
http://www.etsy.com/listing/45739901/there-is-a-hole-in-my-coffee-cup
“This is a one of a kind Coffee Cup with a hole in the bottom so it is useless if you want to drink out of it. Is it the concept not the coffee cup that you are buying here.
…
Mostly refferred to people who are divorcing… wives take everything away from you and you are left with nothing.”
Woah, bitter much?
September 9, 2010 at 7:38 pm
A mug with a merkin. Delightful.
September 9, 2010 at 7:42 pm
‘This REAL ARTIST’S HAIR – Don’t settle for cheap engineer’s hair again!’
September 9, 2010 at 7:45 pm
@amazon- whooooooooa is right.
A chick wrote that? Right , cuz’ we all know how greedy women are & how easy they have it , with their 60 cents or so on the dollar in the workforce , easy childbirth issues, yadayada….
September 9, 2010 at 7:48 pm
well just heard from a friend regretsy is on it’s way to becoming a medically approved appetite suppressant.
September 9, 2010 at 7:51 pm
on another note .. most of her cups cant be drank from.. whats the point? why buy them, why even make them? they all look like slip cast forms that have just been modified a little (if you don’t know what slip cast is think china made from mold ceramics) this lady’s asking way too much if it’s just popped from a mold and then played with
loose loose for original work.
September 9, 2010 at 8:15 pm
Thats not whip on your coffee… Thats Herbal Essences Mousse. Your urinary tract will have volume and hold until its next wash.
September 9, 2010 at 8:24 pm
I think they took the whole “flavor saver” idea a step too far.
I want to zazzle one the says “moustache rides for free”.
Does it come in a merkin style?
September 9, 2010 at 8:43 pm
Genuine Artist Hair.
I call one of those three words into question.
September 9, 2010 at 10:04 pm
There are some things that should be shared. “Genuine artist hair” is definitely not one of them.
It’s like a full-on assault of bad taste. Figuratively AND literally.
September 9, 2010 at 10:06 pm
When I was a student I worked at Starbucks where we had a nickname for everyone – tall-tea-lady, tall-coffee-double-cup-no-lid-guy, or one particularly interesting venti mocha guy. This cup sort of reminds me of venti mocha guy, who sported a handlebar moustache.
After one particularly caffeinated morning, his nickname morphed into “The Thigh Tickler.” Somehow, I don’t think this cup would ever be quite as exciting for many reasons.
September 9, 2010 at 11:25 pm
@28
Thank you!
September 10, 2010 at 1:55 am
I totally remember seeing this and thought about sending it in, not sure why I didn’t but I’m glad someone else found it. Definitely makes me wanna hurl -_-
September 10, 2010 at 2:27 am
That’s cool and all, but I was really looking for a pubic beard cup. Oh, you’re out of that one? Give me the cup that is glazed with your sweat after working in the summer sun for hours. Oh, you’re out that one, I’ll take the cup that has a pooling of your blood crusted on the bottom. Don’t have that one either? I guess I’ll just settle and take the one with the artists nuts hanging over the rim. Oh they’ll be bobbing up and down like a pair venous, sweaty buoys as I sip my tea?…
September 10, 2010 at 5:44 am
Wow don’t you just love taking a sip of coffee and having some gross “artists” greasy mop tickling your nose >:|
September 10, 2010 at 6:15 am
Why the hell do all these crafters think we want shit made out of their hair, fingernails, teeth, etc? We’re not your mom, we don’t keep your baby teeth in a box to treasure forever, we sure as shit don’t want your adult castoffs.
September 10, 2010 at 7:09 am
It gives you that windowless-van-owning perv ‘stache look, for when you just want to be left alone whenever you’re in public.
September 10, 2010 at 7:49 am
EWWWWWW!!!
Sorry I can’t find anything more witty to say but I just can’t snark and puke at the same time.
September 10, 2010 at 8:32 am
“I’m so wild about Hairy”
Don’t stop the fun with just the artists hairy mug
Pay the extra $10 and the artist will include his own personal cream Coffee Mate it aint
September 10, 2010 at 8:33 am
Gee, your cup smells terrific!
September 10, 2010 at 8:43 am
Yuck! It looks like the official Something About Mary mug, complete with Ben Stiller’s “hair gel.”
September 10, 2010 at 9:11 am
I think the seller really wigged out on this one!
because, you know, it’s a wig…
… a wig?
*crickets*
Nevermind.
September 10, 2010 at 9:53 am
wow, I’m going to glue random useless crap together and call it “art”, too. I’ve got an oversupply of hot beverage containers that I’d have to sell for 50 cents at a garage sale. Who knew that I could grab hair clippings from the salon down the street and make 100 times that!
September 10, 2010 at 10:20 am
I don’t think I own ANY dishes that are “machine washable.” Surely she means “not dishwasher safe” – please? Guys? Help? Please?
Idea – one of use needs to become a “stylist” for these mugs. If somebody would pay $50 for the mug, they’d expect to pay to keep it looking good, right?
September 10, 2010 at 11:08 am
Least sexy rimjob ever.
September 10, 2010 at 12:31 pm
Oppenheim beat her to in 1936. NEXT bitches.
http://www.moma.org/collection/browse_results.php?criteria=O%3AAD%3AE%3A4416&page_number=1&template_id=1&sort_order=1
September 11, 2010 at 3:56 pm
Did she sit around drinking her morning coffee, thinking You know what would make this even better? Feeling like a spider is crawling up my nose! I can’t be the only one that feels this way!