Its actually a very well done drawing, and I can see lots of people wanting a portrait with Jesus… the trouble is the price tag… good lord person, 97$, are you serious?
The pose of Jesus looked eerily familiar… I have a picture of me and Dierks Bentley and Dierks is posed EXACTLY the same as Jesus, down to his hand on my shoulder.
What a waste of decent sketching skills. I want myself drawn with Abraham Lincoln.
Not for $97 bucks, though.
And where do people come up with these random prices? Do they look at their work and think “Its probably not worth $100, but I’d say its worth a bit more than $95… I’ll settle for $97.
lmfgdao really i mean it I wonder if he can draw me with Odin or [this is regretsy] Priapas or Dionysus.Venus or Demieter…. Why does it a;ways have to me Christian to be in ur face Lets have anyone and u in a drawing. You cant say Christians are a ‘oppressed minority’ with stuff like this, u know *cough* just pointin that out
AreYouGoingToEatThatPickle
September 8, 2010 at 2:51 pm
Being raised Convention Baptist (and still forced to repress vulgarity around my dearest Gran under threat of “not very Christian-like” lectures), I was convinced that the seller must be of the same denomination. …then I saw that she was from Brigham City – UTAH. So few letters have never explained so much!
I could totally see someone in my Gran’s Parish rocking this on their living room wall above their smelly brown tweed sofa a-la Roseanne, circa 1989.
this one just makes me laugh this would go over awesomely with the baptists bible belt community of the deep south.
can i have jesus drawn with a Narwhal so we can combine the unicorn dolphin theme and have him and lady gaga riding a narwhal together .. then the narwhal can be stabbing a spaghetti monster.
#20 dont you know that’s sacrilegious dammit *shakes fist* i shall Keeel youu
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You know, I have a drawing of my photo op with Jesus at the convention, and I had it up on my wall for years. Then the poor guy got tortured to death, and I just couldn’t look at it any more.
Ok, so she’s been doing this for 14 years but has sold “100s” of drawings…and she specializes in drawing with pencils and colored pencils. She went to art school in kindergarten. The 1000s I’m paying for my art ed is having a seizure right now.
I would totally bid $98 if Jesus was wearing a set of steampunk goggles, or was posing with a dead celebrity like Michael Jackson, Kurt Cobain, or Anna Nicole Smith.
That is so awesome, if I was rich I would totally get one for each of my friends!
However, I must express my concern that Jesus is courting ingrown fingernails. I mean, props for keeping up with the manicure, but you gotta watch that shit.
Forget the diety sandwich idea. Since Jesus backwards is sausage, I want a drawing of Jimmy Dean riding backwards on a unicorn while Zombie Lady Gaga eats Justin Bieber’s brain.
But wait, which one is Jesus? The bearded hippy who looks like the guy I used to by joints from in high school or the fat guy who looks like he’s super-sized one too many times?
So… does this guy (chick, whatever) have a stack of “Fill in the blank” Jesus pictures? You send him $97, he pulls one off the pile and draws you in there with the J-Man?
Oh, and the big dude’s chin is melting down his neck.
This stunning drawing brought me out of lurkdom.
Don’t need the picture, but I want some of that under-eye conceler, sparkly highlighter product Jesus is wearing.
I knew a politician whose office was covered in pics of him with famous people. Once Noam Chomsky was in town and in the only pic his assistant could get of them together, they were 20 feet apart on stage. No problem! Using an exacto knife, the politician cut out the space and people between them and moved the two sides together and framed the pic.
I don’t know if I’d call that narcissistic or pathetic. But this seems worse.
Can i get a Jesus photo-bomb? Say, a drawing of my husband & I on our wedding day, with – uh oh! – Jesus puking in the background. Or maybe mom & I at my high school graduation; Jesus can be one of my classmates and giving me devil horns.
I think this is false advertising. It should say ‘picture with Sven or Gunnar or Ole.’ Why is it so hard for Americans to accept that Jesus was a middle eastern dark-skinned, dark eyed man? Dude in the drawing looks like he could have come off the set of the Dukes of Hazard–not from the city of Nazareth.
I’m sorry, but I don’t want to see a picture of Jesus and me together until Rapture arrives, thank you very much. I know Jesus knows what I mean when I say this, but I don’t want us to be “hugging distance” until we absolutely HAVE to be.
September 8, 2010 at 1:33 pm
omg…… lol. Just look at the Details!
Happy Rosh Hashanah!
September 8, 2010 at 1:34 pm
I’ll wait till I meet Jesus in person and have a photo taken. The drawing doesn’t do him justice.
($97??? I don’t recall that being a Biblical number. Seven, twelve, 99, 666 yeah, but 97, no.)
September 8, 2010 at 1:35 pm
And Jesus looks a little blissed-out here, doncha think?
September 8, 2010 at 1:35 pm
agree’d damnitsglam.
September 8, 2010 at 1:35 pm
Dammit! I’m not an overweight white dude! I’m an overweight white CHICK!
I’m not paying $97 for that!
September 8, 2010 at 1:48 pm
Catholicism, Wow!
September 8, 2010 at 1:48 pm
I really don’t have any smack to say to this one. The dude can draw (I mean unless the one on the left is supposed to be Britney Spears).
Sarah Palin should definitely jump on this opportunity.
September 8, 2010 at 1:48 pm
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September 8, 2010 at 1:49 pm
He offers a picture of you with Allah but then they have to kill
September 8, 2010 at 1:50 pm
Its actually a very well done drawing, and I can see lots of people wanting a portrait with Jesus… the trouble is the price tag… good lord person, 97$, are you serious?
September 8, 2010 at 1:51 pm
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September 8, 2010 at 1:52 pm
The pose of Jesus looked eerily familiar… I have a picture of me and Dierks Bentley and Dierks is posed EXACTLY the same as Jesus, down to his hand on my shoulder.
Dierks is way hotter than Jesus though.
September 8, 2010 at 1:53 pm
What a waste of decent sketching skills. I want myself drawn with Abraham Lincoln.
Not for $97 bucks, though.
And where do people come up with these random prices? Do they look at their work and think “Its probably not worth $100, but I’d say its worth a bit more than $95… I’ll settle for $97.
September 8, 2010 at 1:54 pm
Jesus was not an Anglo-Saxon white dude.
But the photoshop is spot on & awesomeschmaltzy.
September 8, 2010 at 1:57 pm
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September 8, 2010 at 1:57 pm
True, Hamoza, but in all the fan art he’s an Anglo-Saxon white dude. Gotta use some kind of reference when drawing a fictional character.
September 8, 2010 at 1:58 pm
I don’t know about paying $97 for a picture with Jesus but I would most certainly pay $97 for a portrait with HK.
That is, if I actually had $97.
September 8, 2010 at 1:59 pm
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September 8, 2010 at 1:59 pm
can I get one with Buddha? Oh wait, I already am.
September 8, 2010 at 2:00 pm
How much extra to do one with Muhammed?
September 8, 2010 at 2:01 pm
@ Mistletoe, YES, I hear you!
September 8, 2010 at 2:01 pm
$97 and a spot in the Witness Protection Program.
September 8, 2010 at 2:04 pm
this is even better than buddy christ…
http://s954.photobucket.com/albums/ae30/curlytopnola/?action=view¤t=c58baa3f.pbw
September 8, 2010 at 2:05 pm
I wonder if the artist would draw me and Jesus riding a dolphin for an added charge…
September 8, 2010 at 2:05 pm
I wonder if the Flying Spagetti Monster is available for a portrait?
September 8, 2010 at 2:06 pm
♪ ♫ ♪
Jesus loves weed! This I know,
for that glassy stare tells me so.
♪ ♫ ♪
September 8, 2010 at 2:10 pm
Too bad we can’t hook her up with the person who wanted the portrait of Steve Jobs as Jesus.
September 8, 2010 at 2:12 pm
How much for the one of HK and Lenny from Of Mice and Men?
September 8, 2010 at 2:14 pm
What if I look just like Osama Bin Laden?
September 8, 2010 at 2:26 pm
I want one with Jesus and Lady Gaga and a dead unicorn.
September 8, 2010 at 2:27 pm
This is more the type of thing you hang on your wall for your dead relatives.
If that’s your thing.
September 8, 2010 at 2:28 pm
Can I get my portrait with the two of us wearing “Jesus is my Homeboy” t-shirts?
Do I need to pay extra for a neck?
September 8, 2010 at 2:38 pm
If she can draw this on a matzo I’d be impressed.
And yes, dude does look like he’s been blazing -I’m thinking hashish in that part of the world.
September 8, 2010 at 2:41 pm
I’d like my portrait drawn with Pele and Vishnu, how much for a deity sandwich?
September 8, 2010 at 2:46 pm
at least give the guy a beer helmet. he looks like he just took it off anyway.
seriously, couldn’t you find anyone else willing to be drawn with Jesus? i mean other than Barry the Human Hippo?
September 8, 2010 at 2:51 pm
Being raised Convention Baptist (and still forced to repress vulgarity around my dearest Gran under threat of “not very Christian-like” lectures), I was convinced that the seller must be of the same denomination. …then I saw that she was from Brigham City – UTAH. So few letters have never explained so much!
I could totally see someone in my Gran’s Parish rocking this on their living room wall above their smelly brown tweed sofa a-la Roseanne, circa 1989.
September 8, 2010 at 2:53 pm
…oh yeah. HK, you never fail to rock my socks! I was crying over this one.
Despite lack of tasteful subject matter; this chick has some serious skills!
September 8, 2010 at 2:55 pm
this one just makes me laugh this would go over awesomely with the baptists bible belt community of the deep south.
can i have jesus drawn with a Narwhal so we can combine the unicorn dolphin theme and have him and lady gaga riding a narwhal together .. then the narwhal can be stabbing a spaghetti monster.
#20 dont you know that’s sacrilegious dammit *shakes fist* i shall Keeel youu
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September 8, 2010 at 3:02 pm
Without a proper artistic license, it is not permitted in Islam to depict Mo-hammed.
Decorative shit only.
September 8, 2010 at 3:02 pm
@ #33 hamoza: My first guess would have been opium, seeing as Mr. Christ appears to be a bit of a hookah hippie.
Skully: I’ve been racking my brain trying to pin point what your Avatar is… Please pass the Regretsy Hookah and enlighten me!
September 8, 2010 at 3:03 pm
I would like to request one with George Burns…after all, he’s the *real* God
September 8, 2010 at 3:04 pm
@ raz ~ bahahahahaha !2 thumbs if i could…
September 8, 2010 at 3:07 pm
Can’t help myself today-instead of Mohammed , howz about Mo ~ hammered?
In keeping with the general theme of course…
September 8, 2010 at 3:22 pm
i love George Burns <3 and he loves me.. cause after all god loves everyone.
September 8, 2010 at 3:25 pm
@#43 Hamoza: Since Jesus’ buddy looks just like Curly, howz about Moe~Howard?
September 8, 2010 at 3:34 pm
@Skullymart- that woiks ….and dig this quote by Curly-
‘Moe, Larry , the cheese, Moe , Larry the cheese’
from ‘Horses Collars’- 1935
September 8, 2010 at 3:47 pm
I made my own God art work…here ya go
http://www.flickr.com/photos/27900808@N06/4972506142/
September 8, 2010 at 3:55 pm
You know, I have a drawing of my photo op with Jesus at the convention, and I had it up on my wall for years. Then the poor guy got tortured to death, and I just couldn’t look at it any more.
September 8, 2010 at 4:00 pm
hamoza, when did I miss you metamorphosing back into yourself? Welcome back!
Would I buy this if I was thinking about suicide, but not totally committed. Sort of like a trial run, see how I like hanging with Jesus?
September 8, 2010 at 4:05 pm
Might as well use the REAL STARS!!!
http://s175.photobucket.com/albums/w156/Yzziefrog/Regretsy/?action=view¤t=hkwithelephant.jpg
September 8, 2010 at 5:02 pm
Who else thinks that guy looks suspiciously like Corey ‘Big Hoss’ Harrison from ‘Pawn Stars’…
September 8, 2010 at 5:15 pm
This artwork reminds me…
http://www.jesus-withyoualways.com/
Happy clicking!
September 8, 2010 at 5:33 pm
I love you, April Winchell. I love you.
-Basil White
Sterling, Virginia
September 8, 2010 at 6:10 pm
@kipper , love the “With You Always” link. The golf sketch kills me … what, Jesus could walk on water but sinks into the rough?
September 8, 2010 at 6:21 pm
Ok, so she’s been doing this for 14 years but has sold “100s” of drawings…and she specializes in drawing with pencils and colored pencils. She went to art school in kindergarten. The 1000s I’m paying for my art ed is having a seizure right now.
September 8, 2010 at 7:33 pm
I would totally bid $98 if Jesus was wearing a set of steampunk goggles, or was posing with a dead celebrity like Michael Jackson, Kurt Cobain, or Anna Nicole Smith.
September 8, 2010 at 7:36 pm
On second thought, I want my portrait with Cthulhu.
September 8, 2010 at 7:45 pm
Anyhoo that’s Kris Kristoffersen or Kurt Cobain. Jesus quite possibly looked more like, um, er well . . .
September 8, 2010 at 7:56 pm
Funny, I’ve always thought of Jesus as having detached earlobes.
September 8, 2010 at 8:12 pm
I think I haven’t laughed that loud in weeks. That photoshop and comment were just perfect XD
September 8, 2010 at 8:25 pm
That is so awesome, if I was rich I would totally get one for each of my friends!
However, I must express my concern that Jesus is courting ingrown fingernails. I mean, props for keeping up with the manicure, but you gotta watch that shit.
September 8, 2010 at 8:30 pm
You know what would make this drawing perfect? My dead cat with angel wings on its back flying in the background.
September 8, 2010 at 10:25 pm
Forget the diety sandwich idea. Since Jesus backwards is sausage, I want a drawing of Jimmy Dean riding backwards on a unicorn while Zombie Lady Gaga eats Justin Bieber’s brain.
September 9, 2010 at 1:00 am
http://megaswf.com/serve/45498/
September 9, 2010 at 1:01 am
This Jesus looks like the leader of some sort of Kenny Loggins cult.
September 9, 2010 at 2:28 am
I can’t … breathe ….. I’m laughing so hard. This is the best photo shop yet ….. Killer, you’re only getting better and better.
September 9, 2010 at 3:00 am
But wait, which one is Jesus? The bearded hippy who looks like the guy I used to by joints from in high school or the fat guy who looks like he’s super-sized one too many times?
ps HK you’re totally awesome, as usual.
September 9, 2010 at 3:01 am
ISUS! Hypno Jesus! Fabulous!
September 9, 2010 at 6:17 am
i have to buy this for my inlaws
it’s awesome!!! where do i find this guy?
September 9, 2010 at 6:20 am
…so no one else is getting Kid Rock here?
September 9, 2010 at 7:23 am
Come on! He’s God in the flesh! How about adding a little color for…God’s sake.
September 9, 2010 at 8:00 am
So… does this guy (chick, whatever) have a stack of “Fill in the blank” Jesus pictures? You send him $97, he pulls one off the pile and draws you in there with the J-Man?
Oh, and the big dude’s chin is melting down his neck.
September 9, 2010 at 8:30 am
ISUS, I think Hypno Jesus wants me to check in on Tiny Peter.
September 9, 2010 at 11:09 am
This stunning drawing brought me out of lurkdom.
Don’t need the picture, but I want some of that under-eye conceler, sparkly highlighter product Jesus is wearing.
September 9, 2010 at 11:53 am
Is that really Jesus, or is it Armand Assante as Odysseus? They’re not getting a penny from me until I know for sure.
http://www.metroactive.com/papers/sonoma/05.08.97/gifs/books2-9719.jpg
September 9, 2010 at 12:07 pm
What is she thinking?? Everyone knows that there is absolutely NO proof that Jesus ever even existed with a lazy eye!
September 9, 2010 at 12:25 pm
I knew a politician whose office was covered in pics of him with famous people. Once Noam Chomsky was in town and in the only pic his assistant could get of them together, they were 20 feet apart on stage. No problem! Using an exacto knife, the politician cut out the space and people between them and moved the two sides together and framed the pic.
I don’t know if I’d call that narcissistic or pathetic. But this seems worse.
September 9, 2010 at 2:50 pm
Can i get a Jesus photo-bomb? Say, a drawing of my husband & I on our wedding day, with – uh oh! – Jesus puking in the background. Or maybe mom & I at my high school graduation; Jesus can be one of my classmates and giving me devil horns.
September 9, 2010 at 5:38 pm
Thanks Suda(I got rid of her finally)-it’s good to be back.
September 10, 2010 at 10:19 am
I think this is false advertising. It should say ‘picture with Sven or Gunnar or Ole.’ Why is it so hard for Americans to accept that Jesus was a middle eastern dark-skinned, dark eyed man? Dude in the drawing looks like he could have come off the set of the Dukes of Hazard–not from the city of Nazareth.
September 10, 2010 at 11:00 am
I’m sorry, but I don’t want to see a picture of Jesus and me together until Rapture arrives, thank you very much. I know Jesus knows what I mean when I say this, but I don’t want us to be “hugging distance” until we absolutely HAVE to be.
September 11, 2010 at 5:32 pm
False advertising. Bruce Campbell is nowhere in this picture.